non-sweet interaction

The female director looked younger than Xiao Rujun, as if she had just graduated from college, and she was full of childishness.She walked in cautiously with a pile of documents, not to disturb Xiao Rujun, since this is her own unit.

"Hello, hello..." The girl had black long straight hair, and when she bowed and shook hands, her hair fell down to cover her face, and she frantically brushed her hair, and wanted to shake hands with Xiao Rujun again, and hugged Xiao Rujun again. With a large pile of materials, I was busy with a mess at first, and my attitude was very respectful and humble, which made Xiao Rujun, who came to ask for accountability, very embarrassed.

"You sit, you sit," Xiao Rujun pulled a chair for her, not knowing who is the guest and who is the host.

"That," the girl put down the information nervously, and made Xiao Rujun, who was quite relaxed, also nervous, "I heard that something went wrong with you, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry." Maybe it's because the newcomers are afraid of making mistakes. After losing her job and hearing that the person with the problem still came to her, the girl became uneasy, making Xiao Rujun feel like she had done something wrong.

"No, no, no, you don't need to apologize, it has nothing to do with you," Xiao Rujun said hastily, "It's not a big problem for me."

"Here are your registration materials. Please take a look at the registration form and ID photo you filled out online." The girl took out a few pieces of paper and spread them in front of Xiao Rujun, lowering her head and asking cautiously, "It's yours, right?"

Xiao Rujun glanced briefly, and it was his own fault. The person who signed up for him could even get his own ID card photo, which made Xiao Rujun a little scared.But this is not a scam, Xiao Rujun was puzzled by taking a few ID cards and signing himself up for this kind of program.

"That," the girl whispered again, "it was actually my suggestion to choose you. I think your qualifications in all aspects are very suitable for our program. You have a high degree of education, a good job, a good figure, and are handsome. , just don't like to dress up, it's really suitable for our show..."

Before this happened, Xiao Rujun felt a little overwhelmed by the sudden compliment, and couldn't help showing a silly smile: "You really think so? Do you think I... I'm handsome?"

The girl quickly glanced at Xiao Rujun, then quickly lowered her head and nodded vigorously.

Although I'm a bit too shy, I really have two eyes, and I think I'm quite handsome, Xiao Rujun thought happily.

"So can you not quit?" The girl followed up, "If you insist on quitting, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep my job..."

"Ah, don't worry," Xiao Rujun finally remembered why he came here, "I have already decided not to quit, you chose well, haha, hahahaha..."

"Hey, this scares me!" The female director suddenly tossed her hair, laughed heartily, and patted Xiao Rujun's shoulder very familiarly, "Brother, you see that you are so messed up that you hurt me both I haven't slept well, so I would have said it earlier!"

Why?Why?Xiao Rujun was a little stunned.

"Let me tell you the truth bro, you won't suffer at all if you come to our show. Do you know how many people are there during the audition? Thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge!" The girl waved her hand exaggeratedly as she spoke. Come, Xiao Rujun suddenly felt as if he had opened the Spring Festival Gala. "Let me tell you that again," the girl began to wrinkle her fingers, "Do you know Zhou Chunyu, the Golden Horse actress! Zhou Tianying knows, the goddess of home! Jiang Yilong knows, top class! Handsome! Xu Liang knows, shake No. 100 male beauty blogger! Who does he look like! Does Meng Qinian know that a million-dollar stylist can make a million-dollar look! These people will be on the show with you, and you will say whether you make money or not! Earn it!" She said while patting Xiao Rujun's chest with the back of her hand, making Xiao Rujun want to vomit blood.

"Ahem..." Xiao Rujun touched his thin body, "Who do you think is the last one?"

"Meng Qinian!"

"Farewell." Xiao Rujun got up and wanted to go out, but found that he couldn't move at all. He noticed that the girl's hand was on his shoulder, and he couldn't move at all.

"Brother, why are you doing this!" The girl exerted all her strength and pushed Xiao Rujun back on the chair, "It's not what a man would do if you backtracked! You just promised well!"

"Then your sister told me about Meng Qinian just now!" Xiao Rujun was also taken away without knowing it, not to mention, the accent was quite mellow, and it was the result of listening to Yuan Feixia watching "Country Love".

"What's the matter, what's the matter with you two?" The girl put on a gossip expression of interest, "You are like this, logically speaking, you can't know Meng Qinian..."

"What's wrong with me like this!" Xiao Rujun shook off her hand grabbing his shoulder, "I don't really know him, I just don't like him."

"Brother, you are thinking too much. Our show is a one-on-one transformation. The guests choose amateurs. As long as you don't get picked by him, you don't have to see him for the whole recording. Besides, Meng Qinian may not be picked. are you?"

Hearing what she said, Xiao Rujun even aroused the last bit of competitiveness in him, why couldn't he pick on me?He still has long eyes on top of his head? !

When Xiao Rujun came out again, the Range Rover parked at the door had long since disappeared.Xiao Rujun curled his lips, and rode away on his own Emma's electric car.

The recording of the program basically started in the afternoon, so it had little effect on Mr. Xiao who taught in the morning, and because the program team came to the school to collect materials, it also made Xiao Rujun a celebrity in the school ahead of time.The grade director, Old Chen, not only didn't mind the matter, but was also very excited because he might be included in it. Seeing Xiao Rujun's eyes, he also felt that he was much cuter.

The first official recording was in the studio. After the one-on-one selection, the whole process of outdoor recording will be recorded, recording the whole process of celebrity guests transforming amateurs. Of course, all of this is also scripted.

Xiao Rujun planned to go directly to the address sent to him by the program coordinator to participate in the recording in the afternoon after class in the morning. Naturally, he didn't pay much attention to it when he left in the morning. He was dressed as usual, just put on a sweater and jeans, but was going out She was picked up by Yuan Feixia before and threw herself a suit.

"Put it on!" Yuan Feixia ordered.

Xiao Rujun stared at the suit that was wearing the agent's brother, and was very shocked: "You won't borrow it from the brother who loves my family downstairs, right?"

"You don't care about what to do, I tell you to put it on and you put it on!" Yuan Feixia didn't bother to talk to Xiao Rujun, "This is the job hunting suit that your mother bought for you when you graduated, and you haven't worn it once, how dare you say it? "

"Mom, isn't there a reason why I don't wear this thing? Which company I wear this thing to, they have to tell me that I don't need to rent an apartment, and then kick me out?"

Yuan Feixia was not happy when she heard this: "What's the matter, do you think the clothes your mother bought for you are ugly? This suit cost me 480 yuan! What day do you think you are still wearing such indecent clothes? Quickly replace it with me!"

Xiao Rujun looked at the big "GAP" on his hoodie, and didn't understand why it was so undeserved. Didn't Yuan Feixia also buy it?

His arms couldn't twist his thighs, so Xiao Rujun finally went out in that suit awkwardly.Why are you making it so formal? Others think that I take the show more seriously and wear formal clothes. How can I set up a cool persona!Xiao Rujun rode a small electric car out of the community while thinking wildly, and happened to meet the agent brother from my family who was riding an electric car and driving clients to see the house. The brother thought that Xiao Rujun was a colleague, and smiled enthusiastically and nodded at him: "finish watching?"

Xiao Rujun rolled his eyes and wished he could turn to the sky.

Compared with the relatively simple tasks of amateur guests, the main event actually falls on the celebrity guests.At ten o'clock in the morning, the celebrity guests have already rushed to the studio where the program was recorded, and communicated with their respective PDs about the specific recording content. The grooming of the stars also requires more time.

Meng Qinian walked into the dressing room, and Director Xiaoyu, who had been connected with him before, was waiting there with the cameraman early.After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Xiaoyu handed Meng Qinian the amateur information he needs to transform. She is a third-year female college student with a fat body but very cute.Meng Qinian's task is to lead her to successfully lose weight and become beautiful.

wrong?Meng Qinian's first reaction was.

Zhang Xiaoyu has followed several programs directed by Han Zhe. She is experienced and well-informed. She is smart and has a good EQ. Han Zhe sent her to talk to Meng Qinian. I have to say that there is a deliberate element in it. This is Xiaoyu's first time. The first time I got Meng Qinian's script, I found out.No matter how you look at it, the transformation of this girl should be handed over to Zhou Tianying, a soft girl, or Xu Liang, who claims to be the best friend of all girls, to Meng Qinian?It would be nice if he didn't scold other girls for crying.

Meng Qinian glanced at it and put down the information: "I made a mistake." At the same time, he stopped the makeup artist assigned by the program group, "No, I have my own makeup team." The makeup artist was immediately put aside in embarrassment.

Xiaoyu waved her hand to ask the cameraman to turn off the machine, squatted halfway beside Meng Qinian who was sitting in front of the dressing table, and whispered: "Mr. Meng, this is assigned by the program group, and we all have scripts in the future. You follow the script Just come, and I will follow you through the whole process."

Meng Qinian calmly clicked on the college girl's information: "This, no way. Bring the information of all of you amateurs, and I will pick it myself."

Xiaoyu is a little anxious: "Teacher Meng is like this. Although the show effect is shown to be amateurs selected by the celebrity guests, in fact this is the result of our program group's discussions after countless planning meetings. It is impossible to really let you Pick, do you understand?"

Meng Qinian pointed to Xiao Dui who was following him, and Xiao Dui immediately took out the contract from his backpack, opened it and handed it to Zhang Xiaoyu: "Director Zhang, we also understand this, but look at our contract, which is written in black and white. Respect all the personal decisions of Mr. Meng, the decision-making of the program group must be under this, if you don't agree with our choice, we can immediately terminate the recording on the principle of breach of contract, do you understand?"

Xiaoyu was on the verge of kneeling, Han Che never mentioned this matter to her at all!Why such a bizarre misunderstanding?It was the first time Zhang Xiaoyu encountered such an embarrassing situation at work, and immediately ran to the program team without saying a word.

After Meng Qinian watched her leave, he said to Xiao Dui: "Don't take out the clothes yet, it seems that I may not be able to record this program today, and he really misjudged the person who wants to treat me in a wrong way."

"Where is Teacher Wang Fan, I have already notified them to come over." Xiao Dui asked about the makeup team.

Meng Qinian thought for a while: "Let them come, even if I don't record it, I will let them know who they offended."

Chapter 9

Wang Fan is the top make-up and hairdo team in China, and they basically only do top-tier celebrities, and they have to make an appointment with him two months in advance and maintain a good personal relationship with him.Basically, it is impossible to see members of Wang Fan's team appearing on non-major occasions, let alone a small variety reality show.Although Meng Qinian only made an appointment with Wang Fan's apprentice due to time constraints, it was enough to shock the industry present.

Unexpectedly, in less than 10 minutes, Zhang Xiaoyu came back with all the materials of ordinary people, and almost slipped and knelt in front of Meng Qinian, but it was almost the same.She bent her body almost ninety degrees: "Mr. Meng! This is the information of all amateurs, you choose!"

Meng Qinian gave Xiao Dui a look, Xiao Dui nodded, and then began to take out the clothes he brought from the box and hang them on the hangers in the dressing room.It was just a simple in-studio recording, Meng Qinian brought nearly ten sets of clothes, and He Nan was on standby in the studio at all times, in case Meng Qinian was not satisfied with all the clothes and wanted to save the scene with a record.

Meng Qinian quickly looked through the information, because this is a variety show for all people, so amateur guests are not fixed to only young people, there are treasure mothers, taxi drivers, and even an old aunt.Flipping through, Xiao Rujun's information was revealed, and the program team defined him as a highly educated nerd.On the accompanying life photo, there is a photo of Xiao Rujun hugging a life-sized anime female character on a pillow at the comic exhibition, with his hands on the protruding chest of the character, and a wretched smile.

Meng Qinian calmly pointed to the photo: "I choose this strange person."

Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly exchanged all scripts and plans with another group of PDs. She thought that Meng Qinian would leave with the excuse that he didn't like any of them. It turned out that his tastes were so special.

When Xiao Rujun wore that suit and was taken into the dressing room by the coordinator, he felt that he really had a nose, not a nose or an eye.Everyone paid attention to him because of this intermediary suit, it was a shame.Xiao Rujun looked at the other guests. Everyone came in their own daily clothes. As for his unusually grand attire, it can be said that he gave the program team a lot of face.Xiao Rujun decided to go back and burn the shameful clothes behind Yuan Feixia's back.

All amateur guests share a dressing room.Xiao Rujun came late, leaving him only a dressing table with a half-broken light bulb on the far side, and he didn't care, who made himself late.This place is far and remote, and I have been riding electric bikes for a long time, and I don't know how much it costs to take a taxi!Xiao Rujun scratched his head and thought.

Everyone first introduced themselves to each other in a friendly manner. In order not to let others think that he was an intermediary, Xiao Rujun first said that his vocational high school Chinese teacher was a graduate student who graduated from Fudan University. At last, he relieved some of the sense of shame brought about by the worn-out suit. The identity of the people's teacher is still useful no matter where he goes. Xiao Rujun despises the saying that people rely on clothes more and more.

The coordinator in charge of Xiao Rujun hastily brought a make-up artist to him: "You came too late, there is no time to adjust the script, let's do your make-up first, if you have time, then go on stage, if you don't have time, just go on stage, anyway, today's first You guys don’t have too many lines, you are a Chinese teacher, you can just deal with a few casually, I don’t worry about you the least, don’t let me down!” The coordinator threw down a bunch of words, and then he didn’t know where to go I didn't even have time to listen to a reply.

Xiao Rujun withdrew his Erkang hand that was stuck in the air, and obediently sat in front of the dressing table with half of the lights on, his yin and yang face was reflected in the mirror: "Well, makeup master, can I not make up?" Xiao Rujun cautiously ask.

The lady who made up put on a cold face, threw a big makeup case on the table and opened it: "No."

"Then can I just melt a little?" Xiao Rujun squeezed his index finger and thumb together, "I'm allergic to makeup."

As soon as these words came out, the eldest sister's face changed slightly: "What are you allergic to?"

Xiao Rujun couldn't name the cosmetics, so he could only point blindly at the things in the cosmetic box: "This, this, and this are all allergic, and if you are allergic, your face will be swollen as big as a pig's head, so you can't be on camera. Please be merciful~"

The eldest sister looked at Xiao Rujun suspiciously, as if she doubted what he said.However, I would rather believe it or not. If he is allergic and unable to appear on camera due to makeup, she, an ordinary makeup artist, cannot bear this responsibility.Anyway, this person feels the same whether he transforms or not, and the amateur guests are not here for the sake of looking good, so let's not transform if they don't.The eldest sister snapped the makeup box shut: "Then you have to get your hair down, how do you do it?"

Xiao Rujun picked up the comb from the table, combed his dull hair twice in a serious manner, and brushed the bangs blocking his forehead to the side perfunctorily: "Okay!"

The eldest sister frowned and stared at Xiao Rujun for two seconds, then left without saying a word, carrying the cosmetic case.

Xiao Rujun gave a thumbs up to the disappearing figure: "It's done!"

The recording is about to start, all the guests are on standby, Xiao Rujun saw the shadow of Meng Qinian in the background.Meng Qinian finally chose a suit from Les Hommes and short boots from Giuseppe Zanotti for himself. The crisp and close-fitting suit outlined Meng Qinian's thin and skinny figure. Showing a low-key intention, unassuming and not flashy, but revealing a careless refinement where no one is paying attention.The seemingly boring black suit is also broken by the Jacquemus shirt with a colorful tie-dye print on the chest. Everything is balanced just right.

Xiao Rujun looked down at himself again.Why is it that the same black suit will not be mistaken for an intermediary when the person wears it, and even shines in the crowd instead?For the first time in his life, Xiao Rujun began to think about clothes.Even if you usually see glamorously dressed stars in various news reports, Xiao Rujun never thought about why they dress up like that. He thinks that important occasions are just men wearing suits and women wearing skirts. Think clothes represent something.For the first time, he discovered that there is indeed a wall between these ordinary dressed amateurs and the real stars of that wave. This dimensional wall is not only through the clothes, but also related to the state displayed by wearing those clothes. Qishen, which cannot be understood without wearing clothes that strangle people can't breathe.

Standing in a dimly lit corner, Xiao Rujun looked at the shining Meng Qinian with his own eyes. He was well-dressed, well-behaved, and eloquent. The arc of waving seems to be carefully designed. When facing others, they always send their best-looking angles. They seem a little arrogant but their eyes can take care of everyone around them. They are not attentive but not cold. , with a calm posture and an elegant demeanor.An idea came to Xiao Rujun's mind - I want to be him.

Ahhh what am I thinking! ! ! !Xiao Rujun interrupted this terrible thought just in time, who wants to be him!Pride!

"Amateur guests, please go to the guest seats!" A live director began to direct them and brought them into a seat in the studio.There is no lighting here now, and when they are introduced, the lights will naturally turn on.

"Everyone pay attention to the command in the headset," the on-site director demonstrated to everyone, "Don't be nervous. If you don't know what to say, just follow the voice in the headset. There will also be a teleprompter on site, so be careful not to read it It's too obvious..."

"Brother, what about you!" Xiao Rujun suddenly heard a familiar Northeast dialect behind him.Turning around, it was the girl who was in charge of the audition.

The girl excitedly held up her work ID: "My name is Li Jiajia, Emma forgot to introduce herself last time we met, it's all right!" She stooped to Xiao Rujun's side, "Brother, hold back your nerves, say If you make a mistake, you can stop the broadcast, this is a recording, not a live broadcast."

The spotlight on the scene made Xiao Rujun sweat so much.He casually brushed his forehead with the sleeve of his suit, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know who my partner is, isn't it Meng Qinian?"

"Oh no!" Li Jiajia winked and said, "I've asked, Meng Qinian chose that chubby girl, not you, don't worry!"

Not only did Xiao Rujun not feel at ease, but he was also a little bit disappointed.Li Jiajia didn't notice it at all, and was still running on him excitedly: "I heard that Zhou Tianying chose you, why are you so lucky, going back will be enough for you to brag about for the rest of your life!"

Xiao Rujun chuckled a few times.The chief director's voice sounded, and the countdown to the recording immediately entered, and Li Jiajia quickly slipped away along the side of the stage.

"Attention all audience, mute your phone, keep quiet!" The chief director's voice came from the speaker, and the audience gradually became quiet. Xiao Rujun's mobile phone suddenly sounded a loud message notification tone, and everyone turned to look at him.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Xiao Rujun hurriedly put the phone on silent, and quietly opened the message. It turned out to be an on-the-spot exhortation from his mother: show more and talk more!Don't forget about your own missions!

Yuan Feixia really regarded this as a blind date show, and Xiao Rujun stuffed her phone into her pants pocket impatiently.

"OK, 5,4,3,2,1..."

With the end of the countdown, the audience was brightly lit. The famous host that Xiao Rujun often saw on TV walked onto the stage with a smile, and the audience applauded and cheered under the direction of the staff.It turned out that this was the case with the recording of the show. Xiao Rujun forgot his identity as a guest for a while, and sat on the stage and watched the stars come out intently, as if everything in front of him had nothing to do with him.

When Meng Qinian came out, the spotlight hit him, and Xiao Rujun discovered that the reason why Meng Qinian's whole body had a shimmering effect was because the fabric of his suit was mixed with gold thread, which looked like ordinary material when it was not lit. No difference, as long as there is light, the uniqueness of this dress can be revealed.

Heh, this scheming boy!Xiao Rujun thought contemptuously in his heart.But he couldn't help lowering his head to look at his black suit again. It was slippery to the touch, not even cotton, it was probably made of ordinary chemical fiber that would pill if worn twice.Yuan Feixia is really picky, what kind of good suit can you buy for a few hundred dollars, and she wears it like a treasure for me.Thinking of this, Xiao Rujun felt that the clothes were more annoying and hotter, so he couldn't help but quietly took off his coat.The white T-shirt inside was originally tucked into the trousers, but after taking off the coat, it looked a bit nondescript, so Xiao Rujun simply pulled the T-shirt out of the trouser waist.

But this creates another problem.This T-shirt was also a T-shirt that Xiao Rujun grabbed out of the wardrobe at random. It has a history of many years and has undergone countless washing and drying.A stylish T-shirt is called a T-shirt, and an unshaped T-shirt can only be called an old man's shirt, but Xiao Rujun can't care about these anymore.There was no place to put the suit jacket that he had taken off, so he had to throw it under the seat. Now that there was only an old man's shirt left on him, Xiao Rujun felt a lot more relaxed.

The whole program took more than half of the time just to introduce the celebrity guests, and the rest of the introduction about the amateur guests was just a simple self-narration and the VCR of the materials obtained in advance, and then it was the highlight of this recording - the selection links.This part seems to be quite similar to the atmosphere of a blind date show. The stars hand over the names of the selected amateurs to the program group, and then start to light up the lights separately. As long as the amateurs agree to be with the star who chose them, the two can form a relationship. partner.Of course, the actual development will not be so smooth, and there will be two stars who choose the same amateur, which will lead to the amateur being left behind, and in the end they can only be combined with the same star who was also left behind. In order to touch people's hearts, I blame the drama.

The program group’s setting of amateurs is actually more facial makeup, which is a type of people who are easily labeled in life. They can point to other people’s noses and say that you are an otaku, you are a fat man, you are a greasy uncle, etc. Yes, the people sitting in this row also naturally got scripts worthy of sympathy, waiting for others to redeem and reform, which made Xiao Rujun feel a little uncomfortable.Although he was pushed here in a daze, he didn't agree with this concept from the beginning to the end. He didn't feel that he needed to be transformed. Similarly, he felt that other amateurs didn't need it either, especially when the VCR produced by the program group When some derogatory words were used in the text, Xiao Rujun felt that his head was getting hot and he couldn't sit still.