[Comprehensive] Just a housekeeper

The first half of the first test ended successfully, Xi Chuan, Il fans and Hisoka who passed through the tunnel easily did not take a breath.For people like them, this distance is not enough to warm up, so Hisoka, who felt dissatisfied after the examiner came out, killed the monkey without saying a word, and had time to provoke the examiner.

After being warned by Satz, the candidates officially came to the foggy Milo wetlands, collectively known as the lair of fraudsters.

The second half of the exam begins.

【…】

"What's wrong with you?" Xi Chuan frowned.

From the moment he talked to Yiermi, Xiaoqian didn't speak again, he still cared about it in his heart, and didn't ask the question because of Yiermi's relationship.Now that the second half of the exam has just started, there are a lot of people following the examiner, so he carefully avoided the fans of Il and asked purposely.

[It's nothing, I just feel a little restless in my heart, I want to laugh and I want to cry. 】

Why?Xi Chuan was stunned for a moment, and then carefully looked around with a circle.

"I'm really sorry, Xiaoqian, although your voice sounds female, but I don't know that rings can also be divided into men and women, so I didn't prepare auntie towels, and they are not sold here... Wait, you won't leak it, right?" ?”

[Miss your sister!You have just come to your aunt, and your whole family has come to your aunt!I, I...] I just suddenly felt a bit of literary emotion!

"Xiaoqian." Xi Chuan pushed his glasses and corrected seriously: "First of all, I am a man, so I don't have a big aunt; secondly, I am an orphan, so I don't have a whole family, and the one who really wants to come is my big aunt .”

【……puff!You, hahaha, forget it, I shouldn't argue with you. 】If it was a human being, Xiaoqian would feel that the corners of her eyes would burst into tears, but unfortunately she is not.

Damn, return all my emotions.

"...is it really a sensitive period?" Xi Chuan murmured in a voice that only he could hear.Crying and laughing, emotional instability.

【no! ] Xiaoqian said dumbfounded.

[I just want to ask you a question. 】

"Say."

[If, I mean, if, the world you live in is actually an anime... what would you think? 】

cartoon?Xi Chuan's breath stagnates.

Thinking of a branch of Jinjiang literature, he pursed his lips: "Is it that kind of anime? Hot-blooded boy or girl man? Harem man, fantasy man? Or doomsday man?" Anyway, it can't be detective manga, sci-fi manga...

[The point you care about is this? ? ? 】

"Please answer me."

[Hot-blooded boy manga. 】

Xi Chuan breathed a sigh of relief: "Then it doesn't matter."

【what? 】

"What does it matter, no matter what kind of manga world, animation world or novel world this world is, this world is my world, the world I live in. So, what does it matter even if he is a manga world?"

"And if you think about it carefully, what you said is not entirely true. The development of the world, human emotions, etc., can't be interpreted by a comic. A comic can be a world, but a world cannot It’s just comics, and for this world, comics are at best a partial microcosm. Even if it’s not in the plot of the comics, the world is still developing. These are beyond the control of the comics or the authors of the comics. "It's enough to know that this manga is a shonen manga, at least to confirm that the theme of this world is at least normal, the person I care about will not die suddenly for inexplicable reasons, or fall in love with someone and sacrifice for love.

"Also, so what if you know that this world is a manga? Are you angry that your life is being manipulated by others?"

"Don't underestimate me." Xi Chuan sneered,

"From consciousness, my consciousness comes from my heart."

"Even the fateful path is my willing choice."

"What's so outrageous about that?"

"What's more, who can guarantee that the angry me is not a link designed by others?"

【...You just have to be happy, anyway, it's just a joke. 】

Yes, it was just a joke...

Guessing Xiaoqian's thoughts roughly from the conversation, Xi Chuan pursed his lips, and did not continue to ask.

At this time, the forest began to fog up, and the dense fog was like a signal. The monsters in the forest began to hunt by various means. Under the cover of the thick fog, he simply returned to Yiermi, and the two ran side by side. And being poked at the G-spot by Satz, Hisoka, who was a little impatient, gave Ilmi a wink not long after entering the wetland, and then retreated back hungry and thirsty to start his examiner game.

Facing the monsters rushing towards him, Xi Chuan easily dealt with them all. Not only that, he also found time to pass various snacks to Yiermi from time to time, as well as the prizes he got from the monsters.

Qiya: Strange, how come there is a smell of chocolate balls and strawberries in the dense fog.wrong!Must be fake, trying to seduce me with smell!Hmph, I won't go there.

Eating chocolate candy balls and the strawberries donated by Strawberry Turtle, Il fans were very satisfied that Qiya didn't follow the way of that little Jie who turned around.Xi Chuan reckoned that the vigilance value of the young man named Xiaojie in the hearts of Yier fans had dropped to a place slightly higher than that of ordinary people.

Xiaoqian: [I'm so envious, I really want to eat...] Drooling.

Following the examiner to the finish line, Xi Chuan called Hisoka under the signal of Yi Ermi.

After waiting for a while, Hisoka's figure appeared in the distance, and when he approached, Ilmi and Xi Chuan looked at each other with wide-eyed eyes, Hisoka, who seemed to be in a good mood, looked at him .

This guy actually came back carrying a man who was naked from the upper body and was in a coma? ? ?

Xiaoqian: [yoooooo~~~]

This one didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him at all, and greeted Yi Ermi and Xi Chuan with a smile, and directly put the one on him who was still gentle under the tree.

Xiaoqian: 【Oh~~~】

Seeing the man carried all the way by Hisoka, Saikawa's eyelids twitched.If I remember correctly, it's the boy named Xiaojie's companion, called Leorio.

After hesitating for a moment, Saikawa walked up to Hisoka.

"I, I will try my best to joke with you less in the future." I didn't expect that it was only a few years since we saw each other. This person's appreciation level has reached this point, and he even used force... He, I still won't go in the future... Less Go and destroy him.

Hisoka: —v—? ? ?

After Xi Chuan left, Yi Ermi came over with a click.

Glancing Hisoka up and down, Yi Er said stiffly, "Click click." I wish you happiness.

Hisoka:? !

For some reason, he seemed to see some sympathy from Yi Ermi's little eyes after disguise.

"Of course I will, Jitaraku~?" Although he didn't know what it meant, Hisoka still accepted his companion's blessing, and his intuition told him not to delve into it, or he would become angry.

【Hahahahahaha~】

Ignoring Xiaoqian's maniacal laughter, Xi Chuan noticed that during this period of time, several figures appeared in the distance, and it seemed that one of them was the boy who was with Master Qiya before.

Noticing that Xiaojie arrived safely, Qi Ya greeted him in surprise: "You are really amazing, you actually managed to get to this place, I thought you would be too late."

After arriving at the destination, Xiaojie was very happy to see Qi Ya again: "Well, I came here following the smell of Leorio's perfume."

"Perfume smell? Is that it?!" Qi Ya was shocked. Could this guy be the reincarnation of San Mao?

Thinking about it this way, Xiaojie's nose in front of him seemed to have turned into a dog's nose, with dog ears and a beard growing out.

"You are really not an ordinary monster."

"Is there?" Xiaojie tilted his head.

Have it?Saikawa leaned closer and heard all the conversation and tilted his head.

I feel fine, if Master Yiermi has a smell on his body, he can also smell it from the edge of the wetland.

Yi Ermi, who was standing a little further away, shuddered inexplicably.

Il fans: —_—? ?

Xiaoqian: [Pervert! 】

Ah, did you say that by accident?Xi Chuan pushed his glasses calmly: [Xiaoqian, why do you say that, if I'm a pervert, wouldn't that guy named Xiaojie be a pervert too? 】

【Xiaojie is not a pervert! 】Xiaoqian said angrily, Xiaojie is an angel!

"But isn't my approach the same as his? If he is not a pervert, why am I a pervert? And if I am a pervert, isn't he too?"

【Why?No, Xiaojie is not a pervert, you are... well, aren't you?No, you are a pervert, Xiaojie is... a pervert?Wait, something seems wrong...] Xiaoqian: (@口@思想暴.jpg

Xi Chuan smiled.

Xichuan vs Xiaoqian, Xiaoqian ko

Quietly backing away from Qi Ya, he noticed that Xiaoqian seemed to be paying close attention to and defending the boy named Xiaojie. Thinking of the boy manga she mentioned on the way, Xi Chuan felt that he should have guessed the reason.

On the other side, not long after Xiaojie boy and the others came, with the deafening grunt, the door to the second exam finally opened.

In front of a pile of stoves, the second examiner, gourmet hunters Bharat and Menqi, appeared.

After experiencing a little confusion, Men Qi decisively announced the exam topic - roast pig.

After hearing the test questions, Yiermi and Hisoka immediately looked at Xichuan.

Saikawa: ...

"Mr. Hisoka can do it by himself." Xi Chuan calmly walked to Yiermi to express his attitude.

"Yes~ Of course a great magician can make roast pigs by himself, but a magician is a magician after all, if he wants to make food hunters satisfied...~?" Hisoka smiled and glanced at Yi Ermi At the fingertips of the five fingers, a jack of hearts card is spinning from time to time.

"So, Xi... the old man can't do it too?~?" Hisoka raised his eyebrows.

"How is it possible!" Xi Chuan frowned, and pushed his glasses upright, the mirrors of the glasses on his face suddenly lit up—even though the white-haired old man touched the bridge of his nose on the surface.

Don't underestimate the housekeeper who beat the enemy Hakka!Cooking is the foundation of the foundation!Roast pig or something, little case!

He quickly assigned the task.

Hisoka was responsible for bringing the meat, and he went to collect spices.

"That episode of Tara is bitter?~" Hisoka pointed at Yiermi curiously.

"Mr. Jitaraku also has a very important task, he will be responsible for watching our things." Sai Chuan said confidently.

Facing Xi Chuan's blatant partiality, Hisoka's golden eyes widened slightly, and he couldn't help puffing up his cheeks: "... partiality!"

Just off, what's wrong.Xi Chuan gave Hisoka a sideways look, he was the housekeeper who beat up the Hakkas, if he didn't favor Yiermi, he could only favor Qiya.

Yier fan: "Click." What's wrong with my family's eccentricity.

Not bad, Hisoka, who was asking for help, could only silently wipe off his cheeks.

The preparations didn't take long. When Hisoka came back from hunting, Xi Chuan also picked a bunch of spices.

Looking at these 3 pigs that are as tall as adults, Xi Chuan: emmmmm... such a stove will not be cooked through ordinary roasting.

And thanks to Hisoka who caught three at a time, other candidates also noticed such a strange trio.

"Hey! The examiners are cheating!" A man with curly hair and garlic nose who missed the long-nosed porcupine shouted at Men Qi with red eyes.

Do Do Do Do!

Three cards stabbed straight into the man's leg.

"Ugh!!!" The curly-haired man fell to the ground with a thud, and hugged his leg while yelling.

With one hand hanging down, and the back of the other hand resting on his waist, Hisoka turned his back to the man, his golden pupils slantingly looked at the man: "I~ I've never heard that candidates and candidates can't help each other. ~"

"Isn't that right? Examiner Menqi~" His eyes slid to Menqi and Buhara on the other side, his voice was low and tactful.

"If you're talking about cheating like this, don't they also do 197-199, 99 and 405?" He raised his lowered hand and pointed his index finger at the group of people on the other side.

Hmph, Men Qi frowned, switched legs and cocked his legs: "I don't care about the mutual assistance among candidates, but it's a provocation to me to let the kitchen be stained with unnecessary stains. If there is another time, you will be considered unqualified!"

"Hi Yi~Hi Yi~~?" Hisoka's eyes were crooked, and he spread his hands with a smile.

The cheating incident over there was resolved, and Xi Chuan, who was deaf to the outside world, also took care of the ingredients, spices and grill stove, and began to cook officially.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!

Xi Chuan: "I am Xi Chuan."

Il fan: "Click click."

Xiaoqian: [I am Xiaoqian~]

Sai Chuan: "Today we are going to roast suckling pig. Now we have to clean up the whole pig first."

Il fan: "Click click."

Xiaoqian: 【Okay~】

Click!Xi Chuan cut open the clean pig from the inner cavity neatly, a little blood splashed on his face, he wiped it off with his hands nonchalantly, but left a red mark, then he raised the knife again... …【The following screen is slightly bloody, mosaic warning】

Xiaoqian felt that the whole ring was numb, and she was sweating coldly: [...] Okay, so scary...

After the pig was finished, Saikawa wiped his hands, then took out the spices with a smile.

Sai Chuan: "Next we will pickle."

Il fans: Click click click.

Xiaoqian: [Wow, so many spices, it looks very complicated~]

Apply spices evenly to the inner cavity of the pig, marinate for 30 minutes, hang it up, wait for the water to drip dry, take it off, then mix all the seasonings except the spices and honey, spread the inner cavity evenly, and marinate for another 20 minutes...on the fork .

A huge roast pig is placed on a huge grill, and a large pile of firewood is placed below it.

Xiaoqian: [It looks like some kind of dark ritual...]

Ignoring her, Xi Chuan continued to work: "While marinating, let's boil hot water, and we will pour it later."

Il fan: "Click click."

Xiaoqian: [Enen! 】

When the meat is marinated, Xichuan pours boiling water all over the pig to tighten the skin and harden the meat.

Xi Chuan: "Put the scalded pig head up, brush the sugar water with a brush, use wooden strips to prop up the pig's body in the inner cavity, and use a wooden strip for each of the front and rear legs to tie up the pig's knuckles."

Il fan: "Click click."

Light the charcoal fire and set aside two piles.

Xi Chuan turned to Yiermi: "I... Mr. Jitaraku, can I borrow some nails?"

Il fan: "Click click."

Like a robot, Yiermi stretched out his arm straight in front of Xichuan... Clang, clang, the needle on his arm popped out automatically.

Xiaoqian was taken aback: [My Mama Mia! 】

Xi Chuan Heixian: ...It must be Hisoka's fault! ! !

Il fan: "Click click?"

Sai Chuan smiled: "Thank you, Mr. Jitaraku for your sponsorship, let us continue."

After roasting the pig's head and buttocks into a bright red color, Xi Chuan took a needle and pierced the eyes to exhaust the air. Then, he brushed the pig's body with vegetable oil and roasted the pig's body in long strips of charcoal. At the same time, he turned the fork to make the fire even. until the whole body of the pig turns bright red.

Xi Chuan smiled calmly: "Please forgive me for making it a little rough."

The onlookers Hisoka and Il fans clapped their hands.

Xiaoqian (crossed out) made the sound of calling her mother (crossed out), clapping her hands verbally.

Everyone who watched the whole process was stunned: We almost don't know the word rough!

Men Qi, who had been waiting for a long time with a knife and fork: He suddenly felt relieved when he heard Rude.

Buha wriggled his fingers and wondered: Do gods have any misunderstandings about roughness? ?

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setting explanation

The plot direction of this article is to combine the plot of the comics with the plot of the new version of the animation and the plot of the old version. (The old version was very beautiful, but the exam stage really dragged on for a long time...

Also, I saw that some comments were deeply misleading by the second setting of the fan, so I will explain it again.

The reason why Qi Ya is called the next Patriarch is not because he is silver-haired. The stalk of silver-haired patriarch is just a fanfic, and Hunter x Hunter himself has never said so.Moreover, as the number one killer family, wouldn't the next head of the family be chosen according to hair color... um, doesn't it make sense?

Secondly, one of the two common fandoms, Ki Qiu wants a daughter.There is never any basis in the original book of hunters to say that Kiqiu in the original book dressed Kurt as a girl because she wanted to have a daughter.Similarly, the children who beat the enemy Hakka wore women's clothes when they were young, which is also a fanfic. In fact, it can be seen from the original family portrait and the Aluka chapter.Kiki didn't ask his children to wear women's clothes, and the next generation of Beaten Kee grew up wearing normal men's clothes.

The family portrait of the Hakka who beat the enemy knows that everyone who has seen the hunter knows that it was taken before Alluka was locked up, that is, when Qiya was about four years old and Alluka was about three years old. At that time, everyone For men's clothing, Il fans haven't nailed it yet.

And in episode 49 of the animation, according to Qi Ya’s memories, when his father assassinated No. , Qi Ya in comic 8 also said that it was 9 years ago. 】Il fans already have long hair, and started to wear his iconic clothes with nails, and at that time, Kurt was already wearing a kimono with his sister's head.

Therefore, in our article, Il fans only started to grow their hair when they were around 20 years old, and they wore nail outfits. Before that, they had short hair + normal men’s clothing.Kurt also started wearing the kimono when Kiya was 9 years old, which is 49 years old in the 6th episode of the animation.

In the end, Kurt is in charge of the criminal trial is the second setting, and neither the comics nor the author have stated this. (I don’t know which fan’s setting it is, I want to read it a little bit)

……

~Xichuan and Xiaoqian's small theater~

Xiaoqian: [If, I mean, if, the world you live in is actually an animation... What would you think? 】

Sai Chuan: "Ah, it doesn't matter, as long as there are enemies in this world."

Xiaoqian: [...=_=]

My generation: =_=

……

Xiaoqian: 【To tell you the truth, if you hadn't used the Jinjiang ring, you would have looked handsome when you said those few words, really amazing. 】

Xi Chuan: "Hmph, it really is a telepathic device, it pays attention to the appearance and has no connotation at all."

Xiaoqian: [I actually pay attention to the connotation, okay? 】

Saikawa: "Then what do you think of Hisoka?"

Xiaoqian: [... very handsome. ] It doesn't matter what is abnormal.

Xi Chuan pushed the glasses: "Okay, thank you for your proof."

Xiaoqian covered her face.

Thank you little angels for your support! ! !Hold you tight and hold you high and circle around~ I love you guys~~ Bihat~~~(づ￣3￣)づ╭～

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