Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

When Lu Yuanzhou was far away, Gu Andong dared to release his sister from the study.

Gu Tian was so angry, he ignored Gu Andong after he came out.

Gu Andong took out a bottle of milk tea from the refrigerator, touched her cheek and said, "Here."

The milk tea just brought out was very cold, Gu Tian shivered in fright, shivered, and glared at Gu Andong: "Drink this for me in winter, so I won't be afraid of running out of water."

Gu Andong: "Don't you young people like to do things that are out of season? The fruits are not yet ripe, and you will finish what you should do in autumn in summer."

Isn't it written in the middle school ideology and morality book that any fruit that ripens prematurely can only fall prematurely.

After finishing speaking, Gu Andong glanced at Gu Tian suggestively, wanting to remind her that puppy love is not advisable at all.

But Gu Andong forgot, these words can also deceive junior high school students, Gu Tian is almost graduating from high school.

"Brother, did you take the wrong medicine?" Gu Tian rolled his eyes at him, took out his phone and began to browse Weibo.

Gu Andong also sent a message to Lu Yuanzhou, who said he was home now.

After a good weekend, being messed up like this made both of them feel a little unhappy.

"Oh my God." It didn't take long for Gu Tian to burst into a scream, "My male god actually posted a Weibo show of affection."

The little girl broadcast a Korean drama and changed her husband, this time it must be some kind of oppa, Gu Andong glanced symbolically and asked: "Which oppa is married again?"

In fact, he didn't even want to know the answer, so he turned around and went to the kitchen after asking.

When Gu Tian's voice sounded behind him, he was completely stunned.

"He Zhao." Gu Tian said dejectedly, "He's out of the closet, and he's with a popular little fresh meat."

WTF? ? ?

"Is it Jiang Punishment?"

Gu Andong immediately took out his mobile phone and searched for He Zhao, and a lot of keywords came up: "He Zhao came out", "He Zhao Jiang punished", "He Zhao showed affection at Christmas".

Gu Andong clicked on He Zhao's homepage, and suddenly saw that he retweeted a Weibo post - an article titled "Rumors that He Zhao and Jiang Punishment are together, you turned out to be crooked?" " report.

He Zhao: "@江责V, just to clarify, this is not a rumor."

Jiang Punishment: "@He ZhaoV, dog face."

These two microblogs quickly became popular blogs, with more than 40 likes and comments, and the popularity is rising rapidly.

Many celebrities and big Vs followed suit, and even the official blog started to join in the fun.

Sina headline: @新浪新闻网V, to clarify, this is not a rumor.

Sina News: @新浪头条V, dog face.

In an instant, the news was overwhelmingly about the male god coming out of the closet.

Although Gu Andong is not single, he still feels hurt by the critical blow.

"Jiang Punishment has a stern look on his face, and his health is undoubtedly affected." Gu Tian shook his head, looked at Gu Andong and said, "I have long felt that there is something wrong with them, how can a normal adult man look like this? To hold hands."

Gu Tian pursed his lips, and then revealed a stupid smile: "However, the black-bellied Bingshan Gong and the daily healthy Qishou, this pair of CP is also quite cute, and they have become fans."

Gu Andong flicked her forehead with his index finger: "Did you read too many messy novels?"

Gu Tian covered his forehead with a sad face: "What a mess, that's called a pure love novel!!!"

Gu Andong thought of how she usually secretly played with her mobile phone, probably she was reading pure love novels behind his back.

"Brother, just like you, in novels, at most it's a shou." After Gu Tian finished speaking, he hugged the pillow to protect his arms, and said weakly, "The shou attribute is too obvious."

"Go aside." Gu Andong snatched the pillow from her arms and threw it on the sofa, thinking, little girl knows nothing about movies, your brother can be said to be very good, your brother will always attack.

"Hey, it's blowing up, it's blowing up, and it said you weren't a subject."

"Gu Tian, ​​stop there, I won't beat you to death today, I'm not your brother."

He also dared to joke with Gu Tian about this matter, and joked a few words in peacetime.If my mother found out, she would have to tear him up.

My mother has been quiet for the past two days. According to Gu Tian, ​​she has become the lead dancer of the square dancing aunt in the community. She is proud of herself these two days and doesn't care about him.

Gu Tian was ordered by his mother to visit his father in the hospital, and returned home after finishing work.

After she left, Gu Andong went to the company.

His throat was particularly uncomfortable, so he bought a box of Binglik on the way, and poured two mints into his mouth.

When I arrived at the company, the first person I saw was Silence. He was well-dressed. He was dressed in a tall and straight suit with long legs, a thin waist, and a slender buttocks. He was especially fresh.

Gu Andong stopped after taking one look, and felt sorry for his family, Lu Yuanzhou, even if he took another look.

As long as he is in a relationship, his mind is full of "my partner is the most beautiful in the world, no matter if it's a man or a woman, everyone wants to have sex with my partner."

Mo Mo took the document, turned around and smiled at Gu Andong: "President Gu, have you eaten yet?"

"Eat." Gu Andong coughed, his voice a little hoarse.

Silence smiled and did not speak.

So, at the party in the evening, Gu Andong temporarily decided to bring his family.

It's better to solve this matter quickly, in case something goes wrong again, he can't clean it up even if he jumps into the Yellow River.

It's hard to reconcile with others, but we can't break up again.

Gu Andong called the family members in advance and explained the cause and effect.

Coincidentally, Lu Yuanzhou had something to do in the afternoon, so he said he couldn't go to the party, and he wouldn't let Gu Andong go if he killed him.

"All right, all right, I'll listen to you. We won't go if you don't let me go."

"Who thought of this? It's the easiest thing to do irrational things when you drink too much. What if he just depends on you not to leave, you can stay at home for me after get off work, and wait for me for nothing! Don't go anywhere!"

Yo, we Zhou'er are so jealous when we eat.

Gu Andong smiled in a low voice: "Okay, okay. Don't go, don't go."

As soon as he finished the phone call, Shen Mo came over again, and asked worriedly: "Mr. Gu, your voice is so hoarse, why don't I go buy you a cup..."

"Forget it." Gu Andong waved his hand, anyway, rock sugar pears are useless.

"What's the matter with you, your voice is always...just hoarse..." There was something in Shen Mo's words, and he glanced at him and said, "Actually, you...are number one zero."

"Cough, cough, cough." Hearing this, Gu Andong coughed violently.

"Oh, let me tell you the truth. Actually... I am also... a zero." Mo Mo sighed, "There will be no results when two zeros are together. At first I thought you were..."

Gu Andong: "."

Silence: "You can see that S is me, and I haven't been fired yet. I'm actually very touched."

Gu Andong thought to himself: Is it too late for me to fire you now?

Silence: "Actually, I planned to confess to you at the party. If I can't do that, I can be a sister."

Gu Andong: Sis, your uncle's sister.

Silence: "Don't keep your face shut, I'm really not interested in Zero. I found out about this, you don't mean to kill me, do you?"

Gu Andong: "."

Silence: "I've already found a new boyfriend, don't worry. At the same age as me, I now realize that it's better to be young. No, I didn't mean that, Mr. Gu, I mean you are mature and stable."

Gu Andong clutched his chest and said, "It's okay, I'm just a middle-aged gay."

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