Mr. Gu, please respect yourself

Before Lu Yuanzhou could open his mouth, Gu Andong said first: "Mom, let me tell you the truth, the two of us..." Gu Andong glanced at Lu Yuanzhou and sensed the restraint in his eyes, but he still said directly Go on, "We have been together for a long time, your son doesn't like women, don't find me a blind date, my partner is this young man sitting next to you."

Mom frowned and glanced at Lu Yuanzhou, and Lu Yuanzhou smiled awkwardly.

"Did you learn it from your father?" Mom asked, "I said, your father's gene must be inherited from you."

Gu Andong happily dumped the blame on his father: "Oh, what can I do to make me like this, and I don't want you to be unhappy."

"As long as you two are together, I will not be happy." Mom said with a frown.

Gu Andong curled his lips, afraid that the old lady's frowning expression would change, and she would show him a sudden heart attack, fainting on the spot, and it would be over.

But today, my mother seems to be in a good mood. Judging from her reaction, she should not be stimulated.

"Mom, you don't often watch the news, and you didn't frown when those celebrities came out." Gu Andong snatched the cotton swab from his mother's hand to make the wound himself, looked at her with a smile and said, " You are incredibly enlightened, ahead of the times, and the coolest little old lady in the whole neighborhood."

"Bah, you think I don't know what you young people say about me, saying that an aunt like me is such an 'old man under the moon', it's disgusting." Mom said, "Besides, those celebrities come out of the closet My shit, they're not my sons."

Lu Yuanzhou didn't hold back his laughter, he could actually see that this old lady has a sharp mouth and a bean curd heart, and she firmly disagreed when she said it. In fact, as long as the two of them are together, she will definitely not be able to do anything to beat a mandarin duck. I've been sitting here for so long, and I haven't seen the old lady yell at him.

"I repeat again, I disagree with you two." My mother folded her arms and walked away angrily, "I'm going to pack up and go home, I'm not here anymore. I see you two here every day, I'm upset .”

Gu Andong sat on the spot without moving, and said hypocritically: "Hey, Mom, don't go. Don't..."

Hearing his call, my mother turned around quickly: "Okay, since you won't let me go, then I will..."

"Then you'd better go." Gu Andong hurriedly got up, rushed to the bedroom and said, "Come here, let me help you pack your things."

My mother stood there desolately, looked at Lu Yuanzhou and said, "Why are you laughing, kid?"

Lu Yuanzhou: "We will visit you often."

"Don't come, I don't want to see you." My mother covered her forehead and said disgustedly, "I want to poke my eyes out when I see you."

Gu Andong was very diligent about cleaning up, and his mother finally left.He finally didn't have to fall in love with Lu Yuanzhou secretly like an underground party every day.

After helping his mother fold the clothes and put them in the suitcase, Gu Andong fell down facing his bed.

Ah, it's been a long time, my little bed.

Long time no see, you are still so soft.

"What are you doing?" Mom didn't know when she came in, she stood behind Gu Andong with a straight face and said, "You are so happy that I am gone."

Gu Andong pushed the suitcase in front of his mother, waved his hand and said, "Walk slowly."

"I will come back again." Mom took the suitcase, turned her head and pointed at him and said, "I won't force you two to break up, that would make me look too bad, I will use the soft policy to let you take the initiative He divides."

The corner of Gu Andong's mouth twitched, is it really okay for you to actively expose your tactics like this.

"That's a little unlikely. I won't take the initiative to break up with him."

Mom: "I've seen you young people a lot. I really thought that falling in love can be eaten. Let me tell you, you will get tired of it after a long time. When the time comes, I'll take advantage of it..."

Gu Andong pushed her outside the door: "It's alright, alright, mom, save your energy and wait until the square dance at night."

"Tonight, my dance partner, Lao Zhang, got sick and couldn't dance anymore."

"Yo, you still have a dance partner, it's amazing." Gu Andong glanced at his mother, and found a hint of joy flashed in her eyes when she was talking about Lao Zhangtou, and he keenly caught a sign that something was wrong.

Mom didn't continue to talk, she pushed the box away, and Gu Andong deliberately said behind her: "Why don't you go and see Uncle Zhang when he's sick? Bring some fruit or something."

"I won't go." Mom said, "His son and daughter are all around, so I won't go."

"All right, all right, do you like to go or not." Gu Andong said so, but secretly made plans in his heart.

Uncle Zhang’s wife seems to have passed away a few years ago. When he was young, his mother and he seemed to be college classmates. It’s good for the two of them to be old companions. force.

It's a pity that my mother's attention is all on him. These days, she calls Gu Andong every few hours to check if there is anyone around him. If Lu Yuanzhou is there, she will deliberately gossip and delay the two. people fall in love.

She is not tired either.

Especially when the two were kissing passionately, Gu Andong took off his trousers, looked at Lu Yuanzhou out of breath, and was about to have a post-liberation carnival, but the phone rang suddenly.

Being interrupted by the ringtone, Gu Andong was very angry, reached out for the phone, and pressed the mute button.

"Continue." Gu Andong hugged Lu Yuanzhou's waist and said, "Don't bother."

Lu Yuanzhou leaned over to kiss him, and quickly plunged into it again.

Both of them couldn't hold it anymore, the phone rang again, this time it was Lu Yuanzhou's.

Gu Andong scratched his hair helplessly, and motioned him to answer the phone, if he didn't answer, the old lady would probably be able to persevere until the next morning.

"Hello, auntie." Lu Yuanzhou answered the phone in a calm voice, and Gu Andong was on the sidelines, teasing him for a while, touching here and there, making Lu Yuanzhou blushed, panting, and couldn't speak well. .

"Well, no, not here. Dongzi... ah... probably at home. I don't... ah... know. Okay, hang up, auntie... take care of yourself."

After putting down the phone, Lu Yuanzhou glared at Gu Andong: "What the hell are you doing, your mother almost heard it just now."

"If you hear it, you can hear it. It's impossible for her to come and beat us up." Gu Andong had a good grasp of his mother's psychology, and decided to fight a protracted war with her, dragging on for a while, to annoy her to death.

"Hey, you're so funny." Lu Yuanzhou raised his hand and patted his head, "You're going to be so exhausted."

"Don't you think it's fun." Gu Andong hugged his waist, looked up at him, just when Lu Yuanzhou was about to say something, he suddenly buried his head down again.

Feeling his movements, Lu Yuanzhou felt very ashamed, immediately raised his head and said, "Dirty."

Gu Andong not only didn't stop, but also deliberately blinked his big bright eyes and looked at him, watching his face gradually flushed, and narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.

"I like you the most." Gu Andong swallowed contentedly, and touched his lips contentedly, looking like a big cat that ate a small dried fish.

Lu Yuanzhou pinched his neck and sighed comfortably: "Dongzi, sometimes I think it's fun to fight wits and courage with your mother like this."

"No, life is full of fun." Gu Andong kissed him and said, "Don't worry, I will give you a title one day. At that time, our two names will appear in the sun openly. "

Lu Yuanzhou was moved by this sentence for no reason, why he had to be sneaky when he was in a relationship, and he didn't bother anyone, didn't he just like someone else's son.

He gently kissed the top of Gu Andong's hair: "Tomorrow I'm on a business trip, so you stay well at home."

Gu Andong was not happy when he heard it: "Ahhh, I have to leave again tomorrow, no, I have to come a few times today."

Lu Yuanzhou asked, "How many times?"

Gu Andong pinched his fingers and counted: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eighty-nine."

Lu Yuanzhou: "Fuck you, uncle."

Gu Andong chuckled and said, "You must not be able to get off the ground."