The day when I was bent by a bamboo horse

When Su Baige arrived at Jing Xing's house in the afternoon, he smelled the smell of meat as soon as he entered the corridor, and he instantly regained his energy: "Brother, I'm here!"

Jing Xing opened the door, and appeared at the door in pajamas with drops of water hanging on his chest. Su Baige hurriedly entered the room and closed the door, and touched Jing Xing's firm abdominal muscles casually: "Brother, you are in such a good figure, you are very fit." Manly, when can I practice like this?"

Jing Xing slapped his paw unceremoniously: "Occasionally pretend to be weak, it's pretty fast."

Su Baige smiled cheekily: "Mr. Jing, your students must hate you." This venomous tongue is really hard to guard against. Sure enough, when you get better, you will be energetic again. When scolding students, you must change your tricks.

"Well, my pleasure."

Jing Xing's height is a bit taller than Su Baige's. Su Baige tilted his head and looked up at him, his sharp chin and deep eyes made his facial features particularly three-dimensional. How annoying, Su Baige said seriously: "I can probably understand why you don't have a girlfriend anymore, brother."

Jing Xing lowered his head and stared at Su Baige quietly, his eyes became complicated, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "You know?"

Su Baige was a little uncomfortable being stared at by him, feeling naked like a pervert: "Teacher Jing, won't you invite me in?"

Jing Xing laughed, and patted Su Baige on the shoulder, "Go take a shower and get ready for dinner."

"Ah."

After coming out of the shower, Jing Xing leaned against the door of the study with his arms folded and stared at him for a while. Su Baige subconsciously lowered his head to look at himself. He didn't leak his underwear or hair, so he clenched his fist generously, stretching his arms. The biceps on the upper body showed a side: "Are you envious, is it full of youthful vitality?!"

Jing Xing laughed, and stretched out his hand to pinch his chin: "I'm sick... let's eat."

Although Su Baige has been hated since he was a child, he is really good-looking, Jing Xing felt that he was always facing him these two days, and his small thoughts would always drift out uncontrollably, and he couldn't suppress it.

Of course, while eating the stewed pork ribs made by Jing Xing himself, Su Baige felt that although Jing Xing's mouth was annoying, this person not only looks good but also cooks well, he is also a university professor who is good at making money, compared with so many advantages , It’s actually not a big deal to have a venomous tongue once in a while.

"Brother, I think you should take some medicine."

"You are sick." Jing Xing said without raising his head.

Su Baige: "..."

The dining table became quiet, Su Baige took a few mouthfuls and couldn't help it anymore: "Don't you think your nose is a little stuffy? Don't always think that you are youthful at the age of [-], you are already an uncle, okay? Drinking and singing together, really..."

Jing Xing tapped Su Baige's head with the tip of his chopsticks: "Eat."

Jing Xing went into the study room after eating, Su Baige washed the dishes, mopped the floor by the way, went back to the living room and stood there for a while, not wanting to watch TV, so he went into the study room with two glasses of water, and sat at the table to watch the scenery Perform correction work.

Although this kid is unreliable, he always sits and looks lazy and deserves to be beaten, but he seems to be quite diligent in washing dishes and mopping the floor.Anyway, he was still a young master at home, and no one wanted to take care of him like a bully, Jing Xing felt that it was not easy for Su Baige to have a little sense.

Jing Xing rubbed his forehead, picked up the water and took a sip: "Stop watching TV?"

"It's boring." Su Baige leaned on the chair and said casually, shaking his legs.

Jing Xing looked at his convulsed leg, but said nothing.

It is said that a serious man is the most attractive. Jing Xing sits at the table with his back straight, frowning slightly, and his handsome appearance has reached a new height. Su Baige feels that even though he is a man, he makes his face look handsome: "Brother, how can you be so handsome... According to the principle of balance, there must be something wrong with you."

Jing Xing pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose with a pen: "Where?"

"I don't know, could it be...you don't want a girlfriend because you...can't do it?!" Su Baige was shocked by himself, and quickly drank his saliva to suppress his shock.

Jing Xing raised his eyebrows, squinted at him, and said casually, "No? If you want to prove it, I'll let you see it now."

Su Baige swallowed a sip of water into his lungs, and coughed earth-shatteringly: "Cough cough cough! Fucking bastard."

Jing Xing twitched the corner of his mouth, and a smile floated on his face: "What are you thinking, idiot, let's have a cigarette."

"Stop smoking, you still have a cold." Su Baige finally calmed down, picked up a book and flipped through it randomly, "Do I want to learn this too? I don't understand it at all."

"That's right if you don't understand, isn't failing a subject your forte."

"Hey, don't memorize me in a small notebook, do you think a smart person like me looks like he's failing a course?" Su Baige threw the book aside, and looked at Jing Xing with his arms crossed.

"Like." Speaking of small books, Jing Xing remembered Su Meimei's entrustment, "Call your aunt."

Su Baige had no choice but to take out his mobile phone to report the current situation to his aunt, saying that his brother washed his clothes and stewed pork ribs for him. He felt fat again in the past two days, and he was doing very well. Military training and so on were not enough to digest food. , Hey, this day is so beautiful that it makes people worry just thinking about it...

Jing Xing kept listening to his call with the corner of his mouth curled up, and couldn't help complaining as soon as he hung up: "I'm beginning to suspect that you have Su Meimei's blood on your body. This style is inherited, and her own son is too embarrassed to compare."

"Hey, don't talk nonsense." Su Baige interrupted hastily, "My mother and your mother are good best friends."

"Aren't you the cousin who hit the eighth pole?"

Su Baige laughed: "A few generations later, I will definitely be able to kiss my uncle. This Su character is definitely written in one stroke-hey, look at how kind your mother is to my mother. How about you, do you still remember the little brother?" Benben, occupational diseases are terrible, Teacher Jing."

"When you were in school, Mr. Jing's teacher affirmed that this is a good habit to stick to." Jing Xing said with a smile.

"That's why the teacher is really merciless when he misleads his students."

"You are prejudiced against the teacher."

"No, I hate you so much that I don't deny that you are more handsome than me." Su Baige leaned on the table with his chin resting on his shoulders, admiring his brother's appearance of working hard, feeling particularly masculine.

"A pig can tell that I'm more handsome than you."

Su Baige: "..."

Your sister is perverted, narcissistic, arrogant and vicious, Mr. Jing, you are really good.

Jing Xing didn't mean to tell him to leave, he talked casually with him while approving homework, and the time passed by little by little.After grading the homework, Jing Xing began to read books and prepare lesson plans again. Su Baige sat in front of him and dozed off and made trouble. Jing Xing only found it funny when he saw him yawning profusely, and even his mood changed inexplicably.

It wasn't until eleven o'clock that the two of them went back to the bedroom to sleep, Jing Xing was still leaning on the bed and reading a book, Su Baige lay next to him and chanted a mantra: "I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep, I'm so tired, I want to sleep... ..."

Jing Xing moved his legs uncomfortably, and poked Su Baige's arm holding his waist with his fingers: "Don't hug the boy, haven't you been weaned?"

Su Baige patted his stomach with his hands and feet: "Do you have it?"

"Go to your aunt."

Su Baige laughed loudly, turned over and lay flat on his back: "Hey, a lonely man is really strange. Last night, it was like that, which made me sleepless all night."

Twenty minutes later, Jing Xing turned off the bedside lamp and lay down: "Didn't you sleep well? Why did I hear the little snoring, it felt like a pig was lying next to me."

Su Baige was almost choked to death again, and said dumbfoundingly: "Mr. Jing, did you learn your vicious tongue according to your professional title? Let alone women, men probably don't want to live with you, okay?"

"sleep."

"Oh."

Jing Xing's order was like pressing the pause button, the bedroom finally became quiet, and not long after, the sound of the two breathing one after another filled the whole room.

Su Baige turned over and put his arms and legs on Jing Xing's body. Jing Xing had no choice but to push him off, and he got up again after a while... So Jing Xing fought with him for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him to the ground .

——The world is finally at peace.