The god of learning confesses every day
Chapter 37 How are you going to please me?
Do you think you can coax him with a little love?
With a cold face, Mu Tang pulled his hand away and walked inside.He went to the bathroom to take a shower, changed into clean clothes, packed his schoolbag, and left the dormitory.He left in a hurry, and Cheng Chuan didn't even answer when he woke up and called him.
Lu Ye hurriedly followed, took his hand, and explained in a low voice, "We haven't been close for a week."
The tone is aggrieved.
Mu Tang frowned: "So?"
"You're angry?"
The tone is cautious.
Mu Tang shook his head: "No."
Lu Ye didn't believe it: "The face is so long, and you still say you're not angry?"
Mu Tang laughed back angrily: "Okay, I'm angry, so how are you going to please me?"
Needless to say, it is not easy to please people.
Lu Ye thought for a long time, but couldn't figure it out. He just scratched his head in embarrassment: "I, I don't know, why don't I give you a good meal?"
Waste his energy.
Mu Tang rolled his eyes at him, shook his head and said, "No, I won't hit you."
Lu Ye scratched his head melancholy: "Then how can I please you?"
"It's my business not to beat you, it's your business how you please me."
No matter how you hear this, it sounds like a smirk, and it is obvious that you are going to torment people.
Lu Ye couldn't help it. When he was reading in the library, he began to think of ways to please his sweetheart.Through this period of getting along, he understands that Mu Tang is not very particular about food and clothing, and he is a little cold in dealing with others, but in fact he is very soft and kind in heart.Such a person is actually easy to coax, believe that he pretends to be good and sells miserably, and it will pass.
But, how do you pretend to be good and sell miserably?
Lu Ye thought over and over again, left and right, and thought hard, but he couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer.
"Reading." Mu Tang tapped his desk with a pen, "Study hard, what are you reading?"
"I didn't watch anything, I was just learning."
"Who are you kidding? I've been watching you for a long time, and I haven't read the book at all."
Lu Ye replied very calmly, leaned over and whispered, "I'm learning how to please you."
have to!His EQ fluctuated up and down.Occasionally talking about love is also very 666.
Mu Tang's heart skipped a beat, and his face was calm: "No one is serious. Read the book carefully."
"Well, let's see."
Lu Ye responded, lowered his head and went to read.But I didn't look at it for a while, and couldn't help but took out my phone, and clicked into the same, sex, and friend chat group.This group was "unintentionally" joined after he and Mu Tang got together.At the time, it was pure curiosity, little effervescence.Now, it can be regarded as finding a place to talk and solve doubts.
Sixth master loves sweets: [I made my wife angry today, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent. 】
Man and man are true love: [What?Angry?Heck, what's the big deal?Press the bed to dry it, and keep it obediently. 】
Today, I still don't have the old Gong: [Be civilized upstairs.Doing it will treat the symptoms but not the root cause, I think it is better to change the wife.People are tempted, begging to be hugged, begged to be touched. 】
Attack all over the world: [Touch a bird?Two feelings have no future. @六爷爱吃甜Seeing that you have such a personality in your name, why don’t you make an appointment?Keep it for you to enjoy once, and immediately change to the old attack. 】
Hidden Attack in the Abyss: [I just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive.jpg]
Hidden Attack in the Abyss: [I just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive.jpg]
Hidden Attack in the Abyss: [I just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive.jpg]
……
"Abyss Hidden Attack" swiped the screen forcefully, quickly drowning out Lu Ye's calls for help.
He had no choice but to send another one.
The sixth master loves sweets: [Kneel on my knees and beg how to make my wife happy.smiling face.jpg]
Man and man are true love: [Sleep him, there is no other way. 】
Today, I still don't have the old Gong: [Sleep him, sleep him, sleep him.Say important things three times. 】
Gong all over the world: [Sleep a bird, change to an old Gong, and start a life of sexual happiness from now on. 】
Abyss Hidden Gong: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
Abyss Hidden Gong: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
Abyss Hidden Gong: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
……
The strong swiping of "Abyss Hidden Attack" finally aroused public outrage.
Man and man are true love: [@常攻车起到 (administrator) Please take care of your wife, she's messing around again. 】
Today, I still don’t have the old Gong: [@常攻起 Today, I start to look forward to Master Zong Gong’s attack into the abyss.Indifferent face.jpg]
Attacking all over the world: [@迷远宗攻Don't be afraid, it's easy to change another attack, and you'll start your life of sex and happiness from now on. 】
System message: [Gongshixia was banned by the administrator for 1 hour]
Friends of the group: [Hahahahaha...]
Another round of strong swiping strikes.
Lu Ye was annoyed by [Hahahahahaha], and was about to quit when someone added him as a friend.He looked at it, and the first name was "Attack the World".
He actually didn't want to add this person, he always felt that it was not serious, but before he had time to refuse, he had already sent a message.
Attacking all over the world: [Hey, to be honest, my idea is really useful. 】
Sixth Lord loves sweets: [Thank you. 】
Attack all over the world: [ so cold? 】
Sixth Master loves sweets: [Is there something wrong? 】
Attacking all over the world: [It's really cold, but it's just my style.I said, why don't you really consider switching offense?I am very skilled. 】
Sixth Master loves sweets: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
After Lu Ye sent an emoji, he blocked him decisively.
This circle is really messy, but his little candy is so cute and sweet.
However, as soon as this idea came to mind, Little Candy snorted coldly: "Have you had a good time?"
Lu Ye was so startled that his hands trembled, and the next moment, he hurriedly turned off the phone.
This is obviously a guilty conscience!
Mu Tang snorted expressionlessly: "What are you playing? Take me to play!"
Lu Ye tried to remain calm and smiled perfunctorily: "It's nothing fun, just a chat group."
"It's a flirting group."
Tease the Han group.
Lu Ye replied in his heart, and said with a serious face: "No. Really not. I lied to you as a puppy."
Mu Tang continued to snort, "It's not you who showed me. What are you afraid of? You just flirt with girls, and I don't care about you."
Are you angry again?
Lu Ye felt uneasy, and explained: "It's really a group, um, it's the kind of dirty group. I'm too embarrassed to show it to you, for fear of ruining my image in your heart."
It can't be broken.
The image of your lewd ruffian has penetrated into my heart.
Mu Tang answered in his heart, with a candid face, and said in a natural tone: "What are you afraid of? Every man has a bit of pornographic thoughts in his heart, and it's okay to talk about dirty jokes." At the end, he touched his nose and added: "A gay friend who can talk about nasty jokes together is a good gay friend."
Lu Ye made a confused face: "..."
He seemed to have unlocked the dishonest attribute of his little candy again.Still, Unprincipled is so cute, so cute, so cute.I really want to touch his head and kiss him.
Seeing his excitement, Mu Tang frowned and pondered: Has this guy been stimulated by something?
Naturally, Lu Ye was not stimulated, and happily told him the group name: "[The old driver is on the road to take you to fly], well, it is this group, I will tell you the group number, you can add it too. Hehe, when the time comes we will You can go to the group to show your affection."
He is always ignored in the group today, and feels the loneliness of being alone.If Mu Tang could be brought in, then no one would dare to tease him.And if he was teased, what would Mu Tang do?Hehehe, thinking about it, I seem to be more excited.
Lu Ye was so excited that his starry eyes shone brightly.
When Mu Tang heard the group name, his shoulders trembled unconsciously.Lu Ye, who was in a state of excitement, didn't notice this subtle move, and began to read the group number: "Come on, join the group, 2829xxx—"
The author has something to say:
Guess if Little Candy has also joined the group.Hey hey.
With a cold face, Mu Tang pulled his hand away and walked inside.He went to the bathroom to take a shower, changed into clean clothes, packed his schoolbag, and left the dormitory.He left in a hurry, and Cheng Chuan didn't even answer when he woke up and called him.
Lu Ye hurriedly followed, took his hand, and explained in a low voice, "We haven't been close for a week."
The tone is aggrieved.
Mu Tang frowned: "So?"
"You're angry?"
The tone is cautious.
Mu Tang shook his head: "No."
Lu Ye didn't believe it: "The face is so long, and you still say you're not angry?"
Mu Tang laughed back angrily: "Okay, I'm angry, so how are you going to please me?"
Needless to say, it is not easy to please people.
Lu Ye thought for a long time, but couldn't figure it out. He just scratched his head in embarrassment: "I, I don't know, why don't I give you a good meal?"
Waste his energy.
Mu Tang rolled his eyes at him, shook his head and said, "No, I won't hit you."
Lu Ye scratched his head melancholy: "Then how can I please you?"
"It's my business not to beat you, it's your business how you please me."
No matter how you hear this, it sounds like a smirk, and it is obvious that you are going to torment people.
Lu Ye couldn't help it. When he was reading in the library, he began to think of ways to please his sweetheart.Through this period of getting along, he understands that Mu Tang is not very particular about food and clothing, and he is a little cold in dealing with others, but in fact he is very soft and kind in heart.Such a person is actually easy to coax, believe that he pretends to be good and sells miserably, and it will pass.
But, how do you pretend to be good and sell miserably?
Lu Ye thought over and over again, left and right, and thought hard, but he couldn't come up with a satisfactory answer.
"Reading." Mu Tang tapped his desk with a pen, "Study hard, what are you reading?"
"I didn't watch anything, I was just learning."
"Who are you kidding? I've been watching you for a long time, and I haven't read the book at all."
Lu Ye replied very calmly, leaned over and whispered, "I'm learning how to please you."
have to!His EQ fluctuated up and down.Occasionally talking about love is also very 666.
Mu Tang's heart skipped a beat, and his face was calm: "No one is serious. Read the book carefully."
"Well, let's see."
Lu Ye responded, lowered his head and went to read.But I didn't look at it for a while, and couldn't help but took out my phone, and clicked into the same, sex, and friend chat group.This group was "unintentionally" joined after he and Mu Tang got together.At the time, it was pure curiosity, little effervescence.Now, it can be regarded as finding a place to talk and solve doubts.
Sixth master loves sweets: [I made my wife angry today, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent. 】
Man and man are true love: [What?Angry?Heck, what's the big deal?Press the bed to dry it, and keep it obediently. 】
Today, I still don't have the old Gong: [Be civilized upstairs.Doing it will treat the symptoms but not the root cause, I think it is better to change the wife.People are tempted, begging to be hugged, begged to be touched. 】
Attack all over the world: [Touch a bird?Two feelings have no future. @六爷爱吃甜Seeing that you have such a personality in your name, why don’t you make an appointment?Keep it for you to enjoy once, and immediately change to the old attack. 】
Hidden Attack in the Abyss: [I just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive.jpg]
Hidden Attack in the Abyss: [I just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive.jpg]
Hidden Attack in the Abyss: [I just quietly watch you pretend to be aggressive.jpg]
……
"Abyss Hidden Attack" swiped the screen forcefully, quickly drowning out Lu Ye's calls for help.
He had no choice but to send another one.
The sixth master loves sweets: [Kneel on my knees and beg how to make my wife happy.smiling face.jpg]
Man and man are true love: [Sleep him, there is no other way. 】
Today, I still don't have the old Gong: [Sleep him, sleep him, sleep him.Say important things three times. 】
Gong all over the world: [Sleep a bird, change to an old Gong, and start a life of sexual happiness from now on. 】
Abyss Hidden Gong: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
Abyss Hidden Gong: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
Abyss Hidden Gong: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
……
The strong swiping of "Abyss Hidden Attack" finally aroused public outrage.
Man and man are true love: [@常攻车起到 (administrator) Please take care of your wife, she's messing around again. 】
Today, I still don’t have the old Gong: [@常攻起 Today, I start to look forward to Master Zong Gong’s attack into the abyss.Indifferent face.jpg]
Attacking all over the world: [@迷远宗攻Don't be afraid, it's easy to change another attack, and you'll start your life of sex and happiness from now on. 】
System message: [Gongshixia was banned by the administrator for 1 hour]
Friends of the group: [Hahahahaha...]
Another round of strong swiping strikes.
Lu Ye was annoyed by [Hahahahahaha], and was about to quit when someone added him as a friend.He looked at it, and the first name was "Attack the World".
He actually didn't want to add this person, he always felt that it was not serious, but before he had time to refuse, he had already sent a message.
Attacking all over the world: [Hey, to be honest, my idea is really useful. 】
Sixth Lord loves sweets: [Thank you. 】
Attack all over the world: [ so cold? 】
Sixth Master loves sweets: [Is there something wrong? 】
Attacking all over the world: [It's really cold, but it's just my style.I said, why don't you really consider switching offense?I am very skilled. 】
Sixth Master loves sweets: [Go away, I have a phobia of idiots.jpg]
After Lu Ye sent an emoji, he blocked him decisively.
This circle is really messy, but his little candy is so cute and sweet.
However, as soon as this idea came to mind, Little Candy snorted coldly: "Have you had a good time?"
Lu Ye was so startled that his hands trembled, and the next moment, he hurriedly turned off the phone.
This is obviously a guilty conscience!
Mu Tang snorted expressionlessly: "What are you playing? Take me to play!"
Lu Ye tried to remain calm and smiled perfunctorily: "It's nothing fun, just a chat group."
"It's a flirting group."
Tease the Han group.
Lu Ye replied in his heart, and said with a serious face: "No. Really not. I lied to you as a puppy."
Mu Tang continued to snort, "It's not you who showed me. What are you afraid of? You just flirt with girls, and I don't care about you."
Are you angry again?
Lu Ye felt uneasy, and explained: "It's really a group, um, it's the kind of dirty group. I'm too embarrassed to show it to you, for fear of ruining my image in your heart."
It can't be broken.
The image of your lewd ruffian has penetrated into my heart.
Mu Tang answered in his heart, with a candid face, and said in a natural tone: "What are you afraid of? Every man has a bit of pornographic thoughts in his heart, and it's okay to talk about dirty jokes." At the end, he touched his nose and added: "A gay friend who can talk about nasty jokes together is a good gay friend."
Lu Ye made a confused face: "..."
He seemed to have unlocked the dishonest attribute of his little candy again.Still, Unprincipled is so cute, so cute, so cute.I really want to touch his head and kiss him.
Seeing his excitement, Mu Tang frowned and pondered: Has this guy been stimulated by something?
Naturally, Lu Ye was not stimulated, and happily told him the group name: "[The old driver is on the road to take you to fly], well, it is this group, I will tell you the group number, you can add it too. Hehe, when the time comes we will You can go to the group to show your affection."
He is always ignored in the group today, and feels the loneliness of being alone.If Mu Tang could be brought in, then no one would dare to tease him.And if he was teased, what would Mu Tang do?Hehehe, thinking about it, I seem to be more excited.
Lu Ye was so excited that his starry eyes shone brightly.
When Mu Tang heard the group name, his shoulders trembled unconsciously.Lu Ye, who was in a state of excitement, didn't notice this subtle move, and began to read the group number: "Come on, join the group, 2829xxx—"
The author has something to say:
Guess if Little Candy has also joined the group.Hey hey.
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