Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

A few people were still talking, when there was a sudden commotion in the director's group, a woman wearing an ancient Greek dress came out, she was quite tall, about 1.7 meters tall, obviously not very suitable for high heels, and was caught by the too long skirt He stumbled several times in succession, his long golden hair was hanging down his back, his head was covered with a veil, his face could not be seen clearly, his exposed arms were unexpectedly strong, and some muscles could be vaguely seen.

"Is this Athena, the goddess of war?" Lu Li jokingly asked, and Jiang Yu immediately retorted, "Looking at the figure, it may also be an armored warrior, an armored warrior who eats too much and gets fat."

"So there are actually three princesses today? I think Liu Xian's name is still on the candidate list." Yang Zitao immediately became excited, and almost couldn't wait to rush to the other end, and he didn't forget to turn his head and ask the director, "Yes Ryu Hyun, who is not Teddy, is here? Because I missed the announcement in the previous issue, so I changed to participate this time, right? I guessed right?"

The director in charge of planning this episode didn't speak, and only gave him a meaningful look. The writers next to him kept urging him to hurry over, saying that there was a female guest prettier than Liu Xian, and Yang Zitao immediately fought with him. Like blood, it jumped three feet high.

Lin Chuyate looked at the idiot brother jumping over there speechlessly, "Just by looking at his hands, he should know that he is definitely not a woman, I really don't know where Taotao's brain has gone from eating so much food, paramecium is smarter than him. "

Sure enough, before Yang Zitao rushed to the front, he was frightened by someone who unveiled the mystery and froze in place. His fingers trembled and his voice began to tremble, "Howoldareyou?" Translated into Chinese Why is it always you, but the other party directly replied I'mfihankyou, the pronunciation is very bad, and there is a bit of local accent, which smells like Beijing candied haws.

"Dongxu!" After getting along for more than a year, still don't know?Immediately, MC shouted out his name, and the camera swept across his face, uh... the makeup is very chic, covering almost the entire eyelids, eye shadow that is comparable to dark circles, exaggerated false eyelashes, several layers of flaming red lips, and Those thick blushes on both cheeks, where did this lunatic come from?

It was fine to have Yang Zitao standing in front of him before, but he got out of the way and witnessed the horrible face with his own eyes, and almost all of them were killed in battle. Lu Li and Jiang Yu had the most exaggerated reactions, and they half knelt on the ground and began to retch. Even Lu Siyan couldn't bear to look directly at him and turned his eyes away, but Hovison was very considerate to block the monster for him, ah bah, Greek goddess.

"The makeup this time really broke through the limit of human imagination, is it imitating Ruhua?"

"Don't insult Ru Hua."

"I said how poor the production team is. Can we use an actress for such an npc-like role in the future? No matter how bad it is, let Tang pd and the others fill the stage. Why is Dongxu every time, and I will be tired of looking at it? okay?"

"That's right, let's not talk about the Christmas elves in the last issue and the angel in the last issue. Why is there even a goddess this time... Aren't you afraid of having nightmares at night after reading this kind of stuff?"

"Even if you can't find anyone, at least you should use something to dress up. Is there any goddess who wears sweatpants under her skirt?"

Should it be said that it is a professional pd?Let the wind blow and rain around me, I stood still, Dongxu was not affected at all, raised the scepter in his hand to make a pose, and someone beside him gave him the plastic crown that was crooked behind his head at some point. After putting it on, a gorgeous aria came out of his mouth, the voice was full of emotion, and he even twirled an orchid finger by the way.

"Oh~ I am the Queen of the Wizard of Oz Kingdom, Dorothy, Dorothy, you two are the most beautiful and lovely little princesses in the Wizard of Oz Kingdom, with charming appearance and beautiful singing voice... You are all excellent, but the heir to the throne can only have One, so, stand together with your destined knight now, and then start this battle of killing."

"Pfft, who wrote the lines? The turning point is too sudden."

"The Queen of the Fairy Tale Kingdom has such virtues, I have learned a lot."

"Is the sound broken? It was absolutely broken just now!"

"I thought I was going to follow the fantasy fairy tale style, it was purely a dark fairy tale."

"Dongxu, you'd better cover your face first, I'm afraid it will leave a psychological shadow after watching it for a long time, we don't care, in case you scare the guests..."

Dong Xute arrogantly shook off his wig, handed over an ipad, and then stepped on high heels to leave the stage, but Yang Zitao, who was tricked halfway, tripped on purpose, and threw himself into his arms, In exchange for the other party's yin and yang screams, "Don't come here, stay away from me, I will dedicate my body and mind to the princess, there will be no results for the two of us, forget about me, we can't do this."

The two of you pushed and shoved each other, and the entire court ethics drama was full of barrage and fun.

"Dongxu is simply a model worker in PD, omnipotent."

"Park Da Da: Wook, this time there is a mermaid character.

Dongxu: I'll come.

Park Da Da: Ah Xu, this time there is a role of Flower Fairy.

Dongxu: I'll come.

Da Da Park: Xu, this time...

Dongxu: Let me do it. "

"It's such an impactful shape, is this the aesthetics of the legendary straight man?"

"It feels like sweatpants under the skirt are going to be popular."

"After this episode is broadcast, it's time to release the same version of the Greek goddess on the Internet hahaha."

"The security guard, the doctor, the Christmas elves, the nuns... they can all start the cosplay exhibition."

"Poor Taotao, as expected, no matter where she is, she is at the bottom of the food chain."

"Hahaha I stand Zitao x Dongxu."

"It's the truth upstairs, no wonder Wuli Taotao always likes to trouble Dongxu."

"Dongxu don't leave after school, you scared my little angel Siyan."

"What is your house? It obviously belongs to the Huo family."

"Yanyan's dazed expression is so cute that it can be directly used as a wallpaper."

"The Great God is so warm, I deliberately went back and looked at it to find the bright spot."

"Daily care of wife (2/2)."

"I'm not afraid of sweetness, you just show off."

"The cold dog food was slapped randomly on the face."

"The two people don't seem to have much communication, but the small details are really hot."

The ipad showed the scenes of Lin Chuya and Zhang Jiajia being brought into a closed room one after another. The two colors were pink and yellow. Zhang Jiajia quickly decided on it. Lin Chuya was in stark contrast, hesitating repeatedly, and finally Only then did she barely decide on pink, and what she said at the time was also directly released, "As a young and beautiful girl, I think pink is more suitable for me, and yellow ones are left to Jiajia."

Yang Zitao glanced at the pink ribbon on his wrist, and said dissatisfiedly, "What, Miss Chuya, didn't you still say that you like yellow the most last time? Why did you suddenly change it? Besides, they are quite old What pink to choose, how can a young and beautiful girl grow up to be like you, at least she should..."

Lin Chuya immediately raised her hand in protest, "Director, the princess should also have the right to oppose the election. I don't want this knight anymore. Can I kick him out of the team? Anyway, it's a burden to keep it. Otherwise, ask Captain Huang if he wants to." If you are willing to accept it, if you don't want to, just let him get off work here." Chen Yifan and Jiang Yu also reacted quickly, and immediately pushed the stupefied Yang Zitao away, holding Lin Chuya's hands from left to right, and praised him Words kept coming out, and suddenly became a mess.

"It's still more harmonious here." Lu Li sighed, and turned his head to tease, "The three handsome men are all your knights. Jiajia must be happy now, right?"

The blush on Zhang Jiajia’s cheeks hasn’t faded yet. He blinked his eyes when he heard this, and said strangely, “Ah? Are there three?” Whether it was for the effect of the show or an instinctive reaction, this sentence successfully amused a group of people , Even the director team over there burst into laughter.

"Jia, you're going too far, why aren't there three?" Lu Li instantly lost his face, recovered from the blow after a while, and retorted unwillingly, "I'm only 45 this year, no , 44, didn’t you mean 41 flowers for a man? I’m in full bloom now, so counting, Siyan and Wei Sen are at most two flower buds, and I’m the real handsome man.”

"Brother, aren't you afraid of thunder when you speak like this?"

"Brother, do you want to be beaten?"

"That depends on what kind of flower it is. Yours is at best a morning glory, or the kind that has been overblown, or it is a plastic flower, with dust everywhere. The host is ready to throw it away."

Yang Zitao, who was busy joining the team, heard the movement and immediately came over to make up the knife. He turned around and found that the fan team had left him and fled. Jiang Yu, who finally got into the car, poked his head out from the co-pilot and did something to him. A goodbye gesture, "Tao, let's go first, you can figure it out, if you can't come, don't come, anyway, there are two knights, me and Yifan, and the princess doesn't want to see you." that face."

I have to say that Chen Yifan still has a sense of artistry, so he immediately turned his head and asked, with deep anticipation in his eyes, "If Zitao leaves, will his shots also be shared with us? Look at it this way Looks like my trip was worth it." There was a car camera in the car, not only the audience watching the live broadcast laughed out loud, Jiang Yu and Lin Chuya also laughed.

"We've been tired of seeing Taotao's face for a long time. Brother Yifan, if you have time, you can come as a resident guest. It would be even better if you could bring Siyan with you occasionally."

"Chu Ya, your focus is actually on the latter sentence."

Subtitle: Poor Taotao who has been abandoned for disrespecting the princess.

"Hey, wait for me, sister Chuya, I was wrong, I will never be half-hearted again, I will dedicate my body and mind to you, my lord princess! Ya Die!"

The last few words were filled with tears, but it was a pity that the white commercial vehicle drove away directly in front of him, and even deliberately waited for him to pass before starting, leaving only a trail of exhaust gas. Yang Zitao opened the window first, and then followed behind After chasing and running for more than ten meters, like the kind of scenes that often appear in Korean dramas, it almost rained a little.

In the end, I simply knelt down and staged a drama, "No! I once had a sincere feeling in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. There is nothing more painful than this in the world. If God can Give me another chance, and I will say three words to that girl: I love you, Black Pineapple, those eyes are beautiful..."

Seeing Yang Zitao chasing the car and running out, obsessed with the performance, and not coming back in a short time, Lu Li hurriedly greeted his teammates, his tone was both urging and gloating, "Hurry up, hurry up, Let's go too."

"Ah?" Zhang Jiajia is obviously a person who doesn't do bad things often, and he couldn't react at all. He not only froze in place, but also pointed to Yang Zitao on the other side, "Didn't Zitao come back yet? Don't we have to wait for him? Fan team I have already driven away, how do I get to the mission point later, will the production team send him there?" Next to it is the head portrait of the production team boss: Princess, you really think too much, we are not so kind.

"The production team has quite a few cars here, so don't worry about him." In addition to being called Big Brother, Dad Lu, and a think tank, Lu Li also has a nickname called Old Fox. Most of the bad water in his stomach is poured on Yang Zitao, a silly son. , and a large part of the reason is to create hot spots and increase ratings, so he doesn't have any meaning to explain. Instead, he followed Zhang Jiajia's words, "According to the urine nature of the program group, there must be some who arrive at the mission point first." What kind of preferential treatment, let's go quickly, I know a shortcut, maybe we can be ahead of the fans."

"Will this be too bad?" Lu Siyan immediately understood, and the evil factor began to play a role. He exchanged a mutual understanding look with Lu Li. Later, he specially added fox ears and tails to them, subtitled: plotting something bad There are two of them, and Huo Weisen next to him has a doting expression on his face, he can't see any princess in his eyes, even if there is a princess, I'm afraid there is only Princess Siyan left in his heart.

So, when Yang Zitao came back from his self-entertainment performance, there was not a single guest left in the hall, it was empty, and the camera specially gave him a close-up, his pupils trembled, as if he couldn't believe it, and he blinked hard to confirm, The increasingly messy hair danced without wind, leading the coquettish. Someone in the director group next to him couldn't stand it, and reminded him in a low voice, "Tao, you can go out and get a taxi by yourself, the production team's car can't hold people anymore. .”

Yang Zitao was stunned for a few seconds, as if he had been acupunctured. The subtitle next to it: This is definitely not a still picture. In stark contrast to it, the production team has already started to quickly pack up their things and prepare to leave. Some were holding tripods, some were carrying cameras with bags in their hands, and several people disassembled large equipment subassemblies and stuffed them into the trunk. No one paid any attention to him at all.

"Beep—you guys are really going too far, believe it or not, I kicked the camera."

Still no one answered, but it is true that more than half of the people at the scene have been reduced. There are only a few places where the seats were full before, and only a few logisticians are still picking up the garbage on the ground.

"What do you mean? Give me to play?" Yang Zitao looked down at the camera that was forced into his hand. Mr. PD, who was captured by the camera of his colleague next to him, blushed a little embarrassedly, and explained, "The director team asked I gave it to you, saying that no one will follow later, so you can make do with it first."

"No, it's fine if they leave, isn't it too irresponsible for you to follow the pd? Isn't your mission to shoot me? I'm not here, who are you going to shoot? Could it be that you shoot in the air?" Seeing himself The following PD also looked like he was about to get into the car, Yang Zitao quickly reached out and grabbed his arm, and shouted with all his strength, "Brother, brother, brother Minhao, am I not mean to you? You can think clearly , Should our good brothers share weal and woe together?"

Mr. pd was silent, Yang Zitao naturally thought that this trick worked, and was about to make persistent efforts, when a familiar voice suddenly appeared next to him, "He can still shoot Chen Yifan and Jiang Yu, so, Zitao, you should figure out your own way." The pd who started to waver immediately fixed his gaze, squirmed his lips and said "I'm sorry Tao", then silently opened his fingers, the door slammed shut in front of him, and the car drove away without giving him any time to react.

Yang Zitao was still carrying the camera, so he couldn't play the bitter scene of chasing the car anymore. After 2 minutes, no one came back to pick him up, and finally resigned himself to his fate and started standing on the side of the road to take a taxi. The intersection the car was going to did not see a taxi today.

The audience watching the live broadcast almost laughed out loud.

"Amazing my production team."

"666666."

"Sure enough, this kind of thing can only be seen in "Two Days, One Night"."

"I thought it was just for fun, but it turned out that Taotao was really thrown away."

"Zitao, can you be a little ambitious, at worst, let's walk hahaha."

"The halo of stinky hands is really strong, I remember it's especially easy to stop cars there."

"This time I'm Zitao x Minho."

"The upstairs is too unstable, Dong Xu, come back and save your Princess Taotao."

"Tao, hold the camera carefully, we can only see your lower body, and you keep shaking."

"Lower body? Shaking all the time? It's dirty, but I like it."

"I guess tomorrow's trending search will be like this #卢力士花#"

"Shouldn't it be #卢力plastic花#?"

"You're all wrong, I'm sure and sure it's #Venus夫夫高甜#"

"I just got back from filling my teeth."

"Sweet Tooth Take Me One."

"I ask the program team to create some opportunities for intimate contact, such as eating pasta, biting biscuits and so on."

"Did Siyan pull Huo Yingying's hands just now?"

"At 32 minutes and 17 seconds, although the camera only took one second to sweep over, it still couldn't escape my king's blazing eyes!"

Inside a business car.

The long-established habit made Lu Li directly occupy the driver's seat. Zhang Jiajia hesitated for a few seconds, and finally lost under Howesen's cold gaze, and chose the co-pilot helplessly.

To be honest, she actually wanted to sit next to Lu Siyan. Ever since she watched "Kisses", she was immediately attracted by the charming young man in it, and then fell in love with him irresistibly, obviously she is a well-known actress , but still like a small fan, whenever he has time, he holds his mobile phone and computer and frantically scans the other party’s news, even the mp3 and Ze in the mobile phone are all songs by save or Lu Siyan, and when the new album comes out, he will immediately go to the audio-visual store to buy it. I also watched the mv over and over again, more concerned about my own affairs than myself.

Jiang Yumin, who was originally scheduled for this announcement, is a little less famous than her. Zhang Jiajia also got inside information from M&G that Lu Siyan would be on this show, so she tried to adjust her schedule and made time for it. Although she I like Lu Siyan, but I'm not a brainless idiot, so I can understand Hovison's warning eyes. Love is important, but sometimes life should be the first priority, isn't it?Also in the entertainment industry, although Hovison's identity has never been revealed, there are rumors that he is the founder of a multinational group, and there are also rumors that he is the first heir of a certain French noble family, but no matter which one he can't afford to offend .

As an actor who has been in the entertainment circle for decades, Lu Li is naturally a fine person, who is best at observing words and deeds, and Howesson has never thought of hiding it from him, so he has already discovered the surging relationship between him and Zhang Jiajia. undercurrent.

In order to get rid of Yang Zitao just now, Lu Li naturally led the princess in front. Lu Siyan was going to go by himself, but when he turned around and saw Howesen in a daze, he dragged him into the car, but he forgot to let go. Individuals are still holding hands, and it is still the classic couple holding hands with fingers interlocked.

Lu Li saw it in the rearview mirror, and couldn't help but joke, "Siyan, you two are too close. Although there is no camera, you should consider us lonely people, right? Jiajia."

"Ah?" Zhang Jiajia's whole body trembled subconsciously at the topic that was thrown at him suddenly, and the hands on his knees unconsciously tightened, and he pinched out several crescent moon marks in his palms, and nodded in a daze. Didn't hear exactly what the other party said.

Lu Li just wanted to wake her up. Although he didn't know Howesson's identity, the head of the stage, whose nostrils were almost raised to the sky, was respectful when he came to him, just like a mouse seeing a cat, even secretly Remind them to try their best to follow that person's wishes. As for the topic, if the other person is unwilling to talk more, don't force it.

Lu Siyan was a little dazed. He obviously didn't understand the meaning of that sentence. His mind was really confused. He blinked and said strangely, "What kind of lonely person? Brother Lu, aren't you already married?"

There is a word called Contrast Meng, obviously, the current Lu Siyan belongs to this category.

Considering that this is an outdoor variety show, and it is likely that he will be doing tasks with the audience outside the venue, so his face is clean, he doesn't even draw eyeliner, and his silver-gray hair hangs down softly. He looks rebellious and evil in the mv The styling is unexpectedly clean and beautiful.

Howesen raised his hand almost instinctively to straighten the messy neckline for the child. He had a stern face, his thin lips were slightly pursed, and he looked full of aloofness, but the gentleness and meticulousness in his movements fell on him. In the eyes of others, it was very clear. Although Zhang Jiajia already had the bottom line in his heart, his heart couldn't help shrinking when he saw this scene in the rearview mirror with his own eyes. When he met Howesen's eyes, he immediately looked away in a panic.

A gleam of understanding flashed across Lu Li's eyes, and he smiled, "Wisson just came from France today, right? He must be very tired, and Siyan's dark circles seem a bit heavy, you should take a rest first, from here to the task It will take at least 10 minutes to order, and I will call you when I get to the place, and it is enough to have the princess with me.” The middle baffle was slowly lowered, and there was music flowing, the volume was not too loud, just enough to cover the speech Voice.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Lu Siyan is not stupid, and he naturally noticed the cryptic eye contact between Lu Li and Hovison, and even put down the baffle after seeing Hovison nodding. What he hates the most is Being kept in the dark, so this meeting also became a little impatient, and even clamored to go to the co-pilot, and Zhang Jiajia came to sit.

To deal with disobedient children, of course, you have to fuck, ah bah, seal it with a kiss, and Hovison didn't say a word. Anyway, he knew that it might not be useful if he said it, so he simply used the most primitive and violent method, hugging him directly. Pull up the child's slender waist, and then press the person on his lap, and the ambiguous shape of being forced to separate the legs, feeling the thing underneath, hot, and it has a tendency to become bigger and harder , Lu Siyan's face turned red all of a sudden, don't get me wrong, she was just out of anger.

"Howison!" Thinking that there was still someone sitting in front of him, Lu Siyan lowered the volume again, and gritted his teeth fiercely, wishing to leave teeth marks on that handsome face that couldn't find any flaws even when he looked closely, "You What's the point of having an estrus early in the morning? If you're really so horny, just go and find an actress, I believe they'd be very willing...uh...!"

The person who pushed up/fucked maliciously put on that serious look again, his tone was apologetic, his eyes were still staring at Lu Siyan without blinking, "Siyan is also a man, he should Understand? As an adult, it is inevitable that you will be a little impulsive in the morning."

Impulse you big-headed ghost, Lu Siyan is almost out of shape, who said that Hovison is cold and strict, stand up and promise not to kill, at most half to death, that hand is still down the waistline Touching, the cold fingertips slowly opened the outer layer of fabric and touched the smooth skin on the waist and abdomen. Not only Hovison was stunned for two seconds, but what happened in the fitting room that day also appeared in Lu Siyan's mind inexplicably, "Hey If you are impulsive, go find a woman and hug me. Am I familiar with you? You don’t really like me, do you? Abnormal, animal... um, um..."

This time it was really sealed with a kiss.

The tip of the tongue neatly opened the white teeth, slipped in through the slightly open gap, wrapped the uvula decisively, entangled and danced together, some saliva dripped down the corners of the mouth, and it was about to fall on the clothes and was stretched out He wiped it off with his fingertips with one hand, and pinched his chin to force him to open his mouth to accept a deeper and more intense kiss. There was also an extra hand on the back of his head, pressing down with a gentle yet powerful force.

The temperature in the back seat keeps rising. Lu Siyan has always been praised by the people around him. He likes to look forward to it but dare not offend him. Even if there are occasional bold people who dare to attack him, he will take care of him. Behind him are Kong Hanfei and Huo Dashen. , so in a sense, although this guy is dubbed the sniper of women's hearts, he is just talking on paper. He only cares about an innocent little virgin who doesn't care about putting out the fire. How can he stand such a fierce kiss? He even forgot to resist, and the hand that originally resisted slowly wrapped around the other party's neck...

The author has something to say: Ho Ho Ho Ho, I am very passionate about the entertainment industry, so I decided to add elements of the entertainment industry to the new pit.