Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

"10."

"9."

"Give up, you have at least three centimeters left."

"Hurry up, Siyan, bite a little more forward."

"8,7, 6."

"Has Taotao arrived? I seem to have seen his life assistant run out just now."

"Acknowledge your fate, this is a proof of failure hahaha."

"It's not the last time yet, what are you excited about, Jedi counterattack, Jedi counterattack, do you understand?"

"6, 5,4."

Lu Siyan distractedly glanced at Howesen, the young man's dark eyes were staring at him deeply, and even the corners of his mouth seemed to be raised in an arc, the noodle that was not very long between the two of them would only be left. The length of the next two centimeters is less than two centimeters, just bite a little bit forward...

But that guy didn't move, so he could only look at him leisurely, Lu Siyan was naturally unwilling to take the initiative, especially when he thought of the kiss in the car before, it was so beast/beast at that time, why did he suddenly pretend to be a gentleman now?The two of them were so exhausted that even the soup began to drip down.

Hearing the countdown of 3, 2, 1 coming from beside his ear, Lu Siyan became ruthless, closed his eyes and gnawed on it, and clearly felt a soft object covering his lips, and the unique smell of the other person suddenly penetrated into his nasal cavity , very fresh water vapor smell, and it smells good, with a slight coolness.

Although it was a touch away, it was indeed a kiss, and it was initiated by a child, so the taste was naturally even more different. Hovison couldn't help but licked his lower lip, as if it was an instinctive reaction, wanting to suck off the remaining soup at the corner of his mouth In fact, it looked more like reminiscing about the experience just now, and of course the other party rolled his eyes, and the tissue that was supposed to be handed over was directly pressed against the corner of his mouth, with strong force, and his eyes were also vicious, full of threats.

Almost done, this is on the show.

Huo Yingdi easily understood the meaning revealed in the child's eyes. Compared with the show, he actually wanted to be attracted to others. It would be better to have a full-length mirror. Clearing each other's pictures, I can watch the seductive part swallowing the huge thing little by little, and then roll out the red meat when it licks, the transparent liquid mixed with white foam drips down the root of the thigh, forming a small piece on the floor A small puddle, even the air is filled with an ambiguous musky scent. Thinking of this, I look forward to being in close contact with the child. How can a light kiss satisfy the abstinence life of the past two years? Of course, it must be deeper. touch and taste.

The barrage is unprecedentedly crazy, almost increasing at a rate of hundreds of bars per second.

"Have you kissed have you kissed?"

"Is it on yet?"

"Why does it feel like Huo Dashen did it on purpose just now, a scheming boy."

"Black-bellied Gong, that expression of waiting for you to take the initiative to kiss me without moving even if I beat him to death is simply unbelievable."

"It's definitely authentic royal dog food, it's so sweet."

"Bad review! I was expecting a hot French kiss."

"Show me this with all your pants off?"

"Be careful when you talk upstairs. This is a healthy variety show. When is the home run?"

"Shouldn't it be time for wall-thumping, head touching, back killing, and binding?"

"Please give me a full set of sex."

"Don't ask for more, please serve another plate of spaghetti, the shorter the better, it is best to eat without a millimeter left."

"The country owes me a son's body."

"No, the nosebleed is about to come out, please call an ambulance for me."

"What use do I want this gender?"

"25 years straight man has turned."

"I can't figure out the picture of European and American fashion circles crying hahaha, I can only blame Wuli Siyan for being too charming."

"Thank you to Huo Yingdi for sacrificing himself and accepting such a monster as Lu Siyan."

"Zhu 99, I just want to know when Weibo will send red envelopes?"

"Has the wedding date been set? The best man and bridesmaid team must be a super luxurious lineup. Just thinking about it makes me feel excited."

"Saver: Even the film king is not allowed to monopolize the king!"

"Liu Guang: Mom is the one who robbed our husband!"

"andyparker: Hoveson's rival draws his sword!"

"Phillipalexlander: Hoveson yparker Rivals draw your swords!"

Hoveson rubbed his lips slowly with his index finger, put his finger into his mouth the moment the camera moved away, and licked it carefully. When he pulled it out again, the soup on it had been sucked clean. When doing this, he His gaze never moved away from the child's face for a moment, his pupils were dark, with a faint red light passing by, an inexplicable dangerous aura rushed towards his face, and even the slight curvature of the corner of his mouth revealed a temptation that was completely different from his previous appearance.

To be honest, Huo Yingdi, who has always appeared in the image of an ascetic male god, suddenly showed such a provocative and suggestive gesture, which would easily distract people, and Lu Siyan was no exception, and even produced a kind of The eyes that can't wait to peel off his nonchalant coat.

The shirt was brutally destroyed, the sound of the threads collapsing and the crisp sound of the buttons falling to the ground, revealing the fit body that many fans and even designers have coveted for a long time, and the water drops rolled along the Adam's apple goes down, across the honey-colored bare/naked chest, and then to the mermaid line of the abdominal muscle, or a more hidden place, such as the slightly bulging place wrapped in black bullet underwear, which has changed due to the vicious scratching of the nails. Harder and hotter.

Then I watched the other party show more and more sexy expressions under my teasing, that face, even the eyes were dyed with a strong color, the red began to spread from the center of the pupils, until the whites of the eyes were completely covered with madness The charming scarlet, the breath of the beast rushes towards the face, it is better to let out one or two more rough gasps and groans like a subwoofer in the middle of the night, scratching the eardrums, and even the heart begins to hum and vibrate uncontrollably.

Let this person be completely your own, both body and mind, and the price of surrender is to carve a permanent brand on him.

"The yellow team challenged successfully." As soon as the pd announced the result, several guests around, including Zhang Jiajia and Chen Yifan, gathered around curiously. The noodle less than one centimeter on the plate seemed to be a rare treasure.

"No, I thought it must have failed. One centimeter is still quite short."

"Did you really kiss me just now? I blinked and didn't see clearly."

"I don't know, it's too fast, can the director play back and let it go?"

"Does it mean that we have no chance to challenge now? What about Taotao? It took a lot of effort for people to come here."

"It seems that I haven't appeared yet, so the announcement fee will not be deducted, right?"

"0.6 millimeters, definitely broke the historical record, Siyan, thanks to your last bite." The camera moved over with Lu Li, and Lu Siyan, who found that he had suddenly lost his mind, quickly shook his head and shook his head to get rid of those inexplicable thoughts in his mind. The corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, showing a slightly proud expression, "We won, right?" The silver-gray young man

Sitting opposite, Howison looked at him with his chin propped up, his eyes were gentle and doting, as if everything around him had nothing to do with him, he had actually seen the whole process of the child's distraction just now, even the reddish earlobes Looking straight at it, I couldn't help but feel a little curious. It is no exaggeration to say that he knows everything about Lu Siyan very clearly, even better than himself. Naturally, he also knows that the earlobe and waist are sensitive to the other party. This place is suddenly covered with a layer of seductive pink, making people even more imaginative, wishing to kiss it directly, and then bite and grind it with teeth.

"Do you need to say it? Of course we won." Lu Li is the one who knows the relationship between the two of them the most. Ah bah, the person who knows best Huo Yingdi's thoughts has the highest level of acceptance, and he can already keep his eyes on him. He even has a wife, so how could he be abused by such a small scene?Ha... It's really hard to say, after all, the sugar content is too high, and even a simple look at each other will poke your heart. Anyway, after the two people made it public, they showed their affection every day, and Uncle Lu finally couldn't bear it. He broke the news when he recorded " The mental journey during "Two Days and One Night" always repeated the process of watching and eating dog food → eating again → eating enough.

Almost at the same time as he finished speaking, Yang Zitao, who had been abandoned alone in the Bluestone Building, also appeared right after him, rushed in, and threw himself on the table excitedly, "I'm here, I'm here, Sister, what are you going to do in the first level? Do you want to eat noodles? I just haven’t had breakfast yet.” It seems that except for the messy hair and slightly wrinkled clothes, it seems that they have not been devastated as imagined, etc., as if What was revealed again...

As a member of the men's team, and the company spent a lot of money to send him to South Korea for special training, Yang Zitao not only has excellent singing and dancing skills, but also has a very good appearance. Unfortunately, this guy is treacherous and tricky. When you see him, you will automatically label him cheap, and subconsciously ignore his appearance and other things. The "Two Days and One Night" program group has basically formed a routine: this guy only needs to abuse him to be healthy, and he is too nice to him instead. do not adapt.

Before a few people could stop him, the spaghetti used as a prop went straight into Yang Zitao's stomach, and he burped at the end. The guy looked over with a satisfied expression, and I don't know how he did it. In just a few seconds, the seemingly full plate was empty. Yang Zitao licked his lips, as if reminiscing, but his eyes were still glued to the remaining soup, with a bad feeling …Seeing that he made a move, the two teammates of the fan team immediately rushed forward, firmly grasping his arms, with sadness on their faces.

"Calm down, don't be impulsive."

"Taotao, I know you have suffered, but don't lick the plate, it will embarrass our team."

"The influence of broadcasting is not good, do you still want the title of your beauty?" After Jiang Yu said this, he subconsciously glanced at Lu Siyan, and then thoughtfully said, "Look carefully, it seems that you also It doesn't look good." He let go of his hands while talking, making Yang Zitao so angry that he cursed the blocked swear words, of course, the guests and staff present must have heard it clearly, and they immediately had a good time.

"Tao, you haven't eaten breakfast, have you not eaten for several years?" Even Lu Li, who was watching, couldn't help but joked.

As for Lu Siyan, he has no time to care about these things at all. He is staring hard at Hovison with his eyes. Who would have thought that this guy would be so bold? The hand came directly under the table and just caught his hand hanging by his side. , This is not the worst, and I don't know which tendon in my head was wrong at the time. The first reaction was not to break free, but to put down the slightly lifted tablecloth, which happened to block the two people holding each other. hands together.

Huo Yingdi originally just wanted to tease the child, but when the other party took the initiative, he naturally felt better. He couldn't help scratching the palm of his hand a few times with his fingertips, then hooked his little finger and stamped his thumb. It's a childish gesture, but because he is handsome, he can do anything pleasing to the eye.

Especially when those eyes looked over impartially, the pupils were deep in color, and they seemed to contain thousands of stars, enough to make anyone indulge in them. After all, this is the national male god who is regarded by countless men and women as the lover of their dreams. When Lu Siyan, who was trying every means to break free, looked at him, his eyes were inevitably distracted, and he cursed inwardly that he was worthless.

Who made Lu Siyan himself an out-and-out face control?Otherwise, I wouldn’t have gone to Europe and the United States to harm the fashion circle on a whim. Compared with domestic models, those male models in Europe and the United States not only have good figures, but also have a good face. Enthusiastic personality, easy to play, not chasing after him to make himself responsible, of course, this is what Lu Siyan thought at the time, and later found out that there is something called peach blossom that cannot be shaken off at all.

In fact, this guy is only flirting with words, and he has very little physical contact. There is no way, because he has skin allergies. It's just getting close, even so, there are still countless people who fall into the love trap woven by him with sweet lies, wishful thinking that they can influence each other with time and true love.

Frankly speaking, Lu Siyan really didn't do anything to cause misunderstandings. He only attended a few parties, and occasionally came to the stage to sing a song or two. Who made a few of his friends like Brownie? What about those who go to nightclubs?Americans advocate freedom, and they don’t even pay much attention to celebrities. They wear sunglasses when they go out, and don’t wear any other disguises.

At that time, Lu Siyan’s plagiarism turmoil had not yet passed. Although his fame was still there, he had a lot of black fans because of it. Yuji also immediately followed suit, labeling Lu Siyan derogatory labels such as passing gas and shooting star, saying that although his appearance surprised the music world, it was only a flash in the pan in the end. Well, but I understand it, and I can’t control my mood, so during that time he often spent time in nightclubs, and almost met all the slightly famous male models in the fashion circle, including ixeira, phillipalexlander and so on. big names.

Lu Siyan's charm is probably innate, and he can't be envious. He is sitting next to the fashion queen Bonnie who is famous for her sexiness. As a result, those young male models often notice him at the first sight, and they boldly come over to strike up a conversation with a glass of wine. Yes, the slightly restrained ones also secretly stared at people, seeing that they were going to go far away, so they mustered up the courage to chase after them and ask for their contact information. Of course, it would be considered lucky to make a call once out of ten times, saying that they exchanged mobile numbers, As a result, this guy turned around and deleted the number. He didn't even bother to save a note, and he was only a little interested in the male model with a cold temperament and abstinent appearance. Getting closer and closer to that guy Hovison, he immediately snuffed out the little budding love in the cradle.

It seemed that he noticed that the child was distracted, Huo Yingdi's eyes darkened, and he pressed his fingernail lightly on the palm of his hand. It didn't hurt, but it was enough to call attention to the table. There was nothing special about the table. What was different from other restaurants was the tablecloth , the kind of hollowed-out carvings, you can vaguely see the bottom, but you can't see it clearly, and there are a lot of people blocking it, so it is even less likely to be spotted by the camera. Of course, there are exceptions, such as the most familiar with this feature and pay attention A restaurateur who has been putting all his energy on his idol.

As I said before, Benoit is a fan of Lu Siyan, and he also belongs to the category of brain-dead fans. Otherwise, he would not waste so much time because of the need to cooperate with the filming. In his eyes, the cost of recording may not be comparable to that of an idol. Signing, seeing his male god frowning, he immediately became concerned, and then noticed his slightly leaning body, obviously abnormal sitting posture...

Looking down at that hand, Benoit was unavoidably surprised. At first he thought it was that obsessive male god named Huo Xing, or he wanted to tie up the hype, but now Lu Siyan looked a little impatient, but He didn't break away, and there was even an accommodating feeling in his eyes that he didn't know. It was obvious that the two of them were interested in each other.

He had searched it on his mobile phone just now during the interval. The man in the windbreaker with a strong aura was quite famous. There were several pages of information, followed by a large list of honors. The ones below are simply jaw-dropping, such as the champion of the North American kee boxing championship, the winner of the No.20 [-]th wca seventh-order speed-twisting Rubik's Cube competition... These are just hobbies, just for fun, I have to admit that sentence , people are really pissed off compared to others, I used to be complacent about owning several restaurants at a young age, but now such a comparison immediately becomes scum.

As if aware of his gaze, Hovison suddenly turned his head to look over, his pupils were dark, and there seemed to be a dormant beast inside, and he felt a chill rising from the soles of his feet, and Benoit couldn't help shivering , Someone's honors, especially boxing, automatically appeared in his mind, and he instinctively took two steps back and fell directly out of the camera.

The belated photographer quickly moved down the camera, and Lu Li, who was accidentally bumped into it, also found it strange. Looking at Howesen, his eyes fell back on Lu Siyan, and jokingly said, "Siyan, I found you She doesn't seem to like to talk much, is she a practical type?"

The hands of the two people who were holding each other immediately let go as if they were guilty of guilt. Of course, the one who let go was Huo Yingdi, probably because he watched too many BL fandoms in the fansclub a few days ago, and Lu Siyan's attention was immediately attracted by the dry words. , and then take it for granted, don't care too much about the content, what else can there be in the fan forum with the most?Of course, it's a fan fiction written by CP fans themselves, with him and Hovison as the main characters.

Lu Siyan also used a trumpet to reward one of the forum coins. Although the plot is vulgar and the writing is childish, but whoever makes it so that only that guy is right, and the bullshit black-bellied attack is fascinating, even if the two people are really the same Yes, you should be on the top yourself, why should you be pressed by that guy, wait a minute, have you forgotten that there is another posture called navel orange!It does count on the top, right?

From Howesson's position, he could just see the reddish earlobe of the other party, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. As expected of a couple, do they even have a tacit understanding in such things?He happened to have seen the article that Lu Siyan rewarded, and he clicked it at the time when he thought it was interesting. Everyone said it was against cp, but a trumpet called dhfjebdw, who was obviously newly registered, was upvoting like crazy. Forget about rewarding a huge amount of forum coins, so that bloggers can continue to write more and better works to repay the society.

No one thinks of Lu Siyan. After all, children have never had the habit of using forums. Even the ins accounts are managed by managers, but fans will think this way. It doesn’t mean that Huo Yingdi has the same idea. The Kebai Rose Manor really matched Lu Siyan's itinerary at that time. Compared with a coincidence, Hovison would naturally prefer to believe that this was Lu Siyan's own idea. Do you want to be on it?Yes, there should be several postures that can satisfy children.

"Who doesn't like to talk, Siyan has talked a lot today, but compared to you, he talks less." Before Lu Siyan could answer, the fan girl Lin Chuya immediately stood up to escort her, but the person involved nodded solemnly, Feeling shot in the knee, Lu Li changed the subject silently, and asked Hovison, "Master, you didn't play games much before, did you? How do you feel today? Is there anything you don't like?"

Howesen, who was sitting upright and had recovered his cool and abstinent posture, subconsciously looked at Lu Siyan when he heard these words. Although he didn't say anything, the same words flooded everyone's minds: Ah, this pair Dog man, can't you spare us single dogs?When he opened his mouth to say something that I like very much, not only his voice was gentle, but his eyes were also glued to Lu Siyan's body. The young girls in the production team immediately went crazy with joy, and their screams could be heard clearly through the screen.

"Suddenly want to fall in love."

"I regret it, why should I watch this when I'm single."

"I feel like I watched a fake "Two Days and One Night". This is actually a love reality show, right?"

"Film Emperor Huo's eyes are so su."

"You have to look at each other when answering questions, does it have to be so sweet!!!"

"Master, I beg you to answer carefully. I'm asking you if you like games. What's wrong with Siyan?"

"I guess Father Lu's mental activity must be like this: !#$%^&*#."

"No, no, it's like this: I'm afraid of suffering, Yapo is."

"Come here, drag out the two Mars smugglers upstairs."

"Inexplicably, I figured out that Huo Yingdi put our Siyan little angel under him. I like a sentence, and then the sky thundered and the fire blazed."

"The Dirty Little Train."

"Dick——old kinky card."

"The old man blushed."

"The tiger's body shook."

"Brother, why don't you care about me?" Yang Zitao started to play tricks again. This guy really didn't feel wronged at all, and he just took a private car when he couldn't wait for the taxi. The main reason should be because of the owner's My daughter happened to be a fan of Yang Zitao, and she was serving delicious food and drinks. The camera was thrown in the back seat, and I heard him chewing snacks and penetrating laughter. The little fan liked it. When asked about him and Lu Siyan When who was more handsome, he decisively chose Yang Zitao. Of course, he was soon dismantled by his own father.

"What, I thought you guys would definitely fail." Lin Chuya poked a fork at the noodle less than one centimeter on the plate, still a little unwilling, "Taotao and brother Yu have done it many times, yes Right?" Yang Zitao didn't know what happened at all, and when he heard Lin Chuya tell him to seize the rare opportunity to appear on the scene, he decisively grabbed a red one from the lottery tube, but when the note tied underneath was opened, only two words.

Everyone in the fan team was stunned, with the same words written on their faces: Are you kidding me?

In the end, it was Jiang Yu who came to his senses first, pointed the unfolded note at the camera, and said with a look of disbelief, "Are you kidding me? Is there a word missing? Actually, it is five centimeters, right? How could there be five meters long spaghetti , if it’s really that long, it won’t fit in a bucket.” People around laughed when they heard that number, and Lu Li even made up the knife unceremoniously, “99 seconds is enough for the four of you to eat slowly. I started to eat at the first level, and I was still full hahaha."

After laughing enough, the pd next to him explained in a low voice, "I didn't write less, this is the special feature, called a piece of noodles, specially designed for couples, two people start eating from their own ends, if the bite is not broken in the middle It means that the future will be sweet, life is beautiful, it is a good omen, it is very popular among young people, it is a signature face."

The French guy and restaurant owner Benoit, who finally got another chance to appear on the stage, nodded quickly to confirm. During the period, he did not forget to take a peek at the idol. He opened his mouth to speak, but he swallowed aggrievedly when he met Huo Yingdi's indifferent eyes. When they went back, they didn't even dare to glance over there casually. Jiang Yu and Chen Yifan, who were lucky enough to see the two people's eye contact, suddenly felt very satisfied. At least he wasn't the only one who cowarded it. Thinking about it like this didn't seem so embarrassing.

"Since there are already five meters, there must be longer ones, right?" The PD in charge shook his head in denial without hesitation, and tried to hold back his smile, "No, Zitao got it It is the longest." Is there anything more shocking than these two words?Subtitle next to it: The stinky brother who has been favored by the god of variety shows many times, also put Jiang Yu on it by the way, and added a sentence next to him, this is the one I want to choose.

Yang Zitao originally thought it was a game of blessings or blessings, and he had to choose the right taste of pasta. After hearing several people frequently mentioning numbers, and pd's explanation of a piece of noodles, he suddenly reacted, and quickly denied, "It's not bad. Forget it, I didn’t perform well just now, let’s do it again.” While speaking, he rolled up the note in a shameless manner and put it in his pant pocket, then grabbed a green one, “This time it must be two centimeters, I’m here to feel it, it’s very strong, let me tell you, as long as I have the team, I’m sure to win, you believe me, it’s definitely two centimeters.”

"I have an ominous premonition." This time it was the big brother Lu Li who opened the note. The one that was exposed first was exactly the same as Yang Zitao said. Of course, Jiang Yu and Chen Yifan of the same team were dragged in by force. Even Lu Siyan was forced to slap once, and when he wanted to do it again, he was blocked by Hovison sideways. It seemed like a coincidence, but how could it be possible? The card point can be so accurate, and the eyes are obviously wrong, so Yang Zitao had to laugh a few times, and changed another high-five object wisely.

"Director, this is the longest other than five meters, right?" Lu Li only showed the note to the PD in charge, and then pointed at the camera when he saw the other nodding, and then showed a happy expression, "Fortunately, Zitao is not It belongs to our team, or it is a stumbling block." There are only two words exposed, two meters, not the two centimeters that everyone thinks, and I burst into laughter, and the subtitle next to it: Even if there is no five meters, there are still two meters .

"Tao." Lin Chuya really couldn't bear to hit him, so she gently wiped the sweat of the silly brother and helped him tidy up his bangs, "Actually, the yellow team succeeded in the challenge before you arrived, so this part has already There is no need for you to appear on the stage, all the cameras are gone, but don’t worry, next time I say nothing, I won’t leave you alone, even if Jiang Yu wants to abandon you, my sister will protect you.”

"..." Yang Zitao looked confused, what should he do if he suddenly wanted to hit someone?Jiang Yu, who felt that he was not looking well, took two steps back silently.