My ex-boyfriend came to our company for an interview

"The Ex-Boyfriend Comes to Our Company for an Interview" Author: Sweet Meixing

Question: What should be done in this situation?Anonymous Netizen: laxatives.Happy to hear and see, admitted.

Question: Your ex-boyfriend who disappeared for seven years suddenly came to your company for an interview. What should you do in this situation?

Anonymous Netizen: laxatives.Happy to hear and see, admitted. ????

A not-so-complicated but nonsensical everyday essay.Relaxed, no abuse, 1v1, the first to play is the attack.

01

On Friday, Zhou Yi didn't know what was going on, and he was a little restless after waking up.He stretched out his hand to check the alarm clock by the bed, and made an incredible sound of inhalation.

Zhou Yi muttered to himself, "What are you doing, it's only 07:30?"

Unbelievable!

Yesterday he played a little late with a group of friends, and he didn't get home until nearly three o'clock in the morning.It stands to reason that it would be impossible not to sleep till the end of the day today.It turned out to be only seven!point!Half!Zhou Yi tossed and turned on the bed, finally scratched his hair irritably, and resigned himself to getting up to wash.

"Mr. Zhou, you got up so early today." He walked downstairs, and Aunt Zhang, who was in charge of cooking for him, was cracking melon seeds.Seeing him, he said in surprise, "What should I do? No breakfast is prepared."

Zhou Yi waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I'll go out for a walk."

Aunt Zhang asked hesitantly: "Then do you want to prepare breakfast in the future? Is this the same order tomorrow?"

Aunt Zhang has been working at Zhou Yi's house for almost two years, and she said she prepares three meals a day.But Zhou Yi seldom got up before noon, so he told Aunt Zhang not to make breakfast to save wastage.

Zhou Yi bent over to put on his shoes, and said honestly, "Probably not, today was an accident."

In August, the southern cities are already hot.

Before the morning temperature came up, Zhou Yi was dressed in sportswear and ran around casually.Although he sleeps late and wakes up late, he still strictly abides by the usual exercises.It's rare not to go to the gym today, and it feels refreshing to go for a few steps outside. When passing by the breakfast stall, Zhou Yi also bought steamed stuffed buns and soy milk, and settled it on the way.

After returning, Zhou Yi took a shower, sweated all over, and his mental state was much better.

Zhou Yi had nothing to do, so he started calling Xu Ming, and the connection was quickly made.

"Oh, my god, didn't you sleep until the afternoon today?" Xu Ming's bluffing voice came from over there.

"I can't sleep anymore, I'll make a phone call to see how you are doing." Zhou Yi lay paralyzed on the sofa, pressing the TV remote control a little bored.

He didn't want to watch anything, he changed more than a dozen channels in a row, just listening to the TV as background music.

"You still have the nerve to say it, I'm so busy, you are the shopkeeper at home." Xu Ming took the opportunity and vomited a lot of bitterness.

The two of them were high school classmates for three years and college roommates for four years. Their revolutionary feelings are very understandable, and each has a lot of first-hand information about the other. Therefore, unless it is absolutely necessary, these two people generally do not easily break up. .

In their senior year, Zhou Yi and Xu Ming started their own business. I don't know whether it was the luck of the two, or because they caught up with Dongfeng. The first mobile game they developed became a little hit.Then, Xu Ming's father invested in them, and Zhou Yi and Xu Ming's game company started smoothly.Although the current scale is small, not comparable to those domestic game giants, but their reputation is not bad, and their development momentum is good. Last year, some people wanted to buy them, but they were rejected by Zhou Yi and Xu Ming.

"Oh, you're in a bad mood." Zhou Yi said calmly.

Xu Ming laughed and said, "I'm going to greet you, Mr. Zhou Yi! Ever since your ex-boyfriend disappeared, I don't think you've been in a good mood! Here's an uncle who has been here for several years, and I admire you."

Zhou Yi frowned, and said, "Nonsense! Don't bring up old scores, who doesn't have an ex-boyfriend yet."

Xu Ming said, "Wow, are all gays so arrogant now?"

Zhou Yi snorted twice, and said, "How is it? Hold back."

Xu Ming said helplessly, "I didn't say, it's been seven years, wake up, I'll help you sign up for a gay blind date?"

Zhou Yi almost sprayed: "What the hell is that, hey, I warn you, don't meddle in your own business."

"I know, I know."

Xu Ming knew that this was Zhou Yi's culprit, and it belonged to the kind of topic that should never be brought up and whoever brings it up should be anxious about it.Today, he was also smooth-talking, but he was wrong.

"Don't stay at home, come to the company in the afternoon, just a few newcomers came to interview, you can take a look." Xu Ming chatted with Zhou Yi for a long time, and finally got down to business.

"Which group?" Zhou Yi asked casually.

"Original painting." Xu Ming replied.

"Oh... I'll think about it." Zhou Yi threw the remote control in his hand, and Aunt Zhang was cooking beef in the kitchen. He closed his eyes, and the glutton in his stomach hooked up again.

Xu Ming roared angrily: "Think about your uncle, if you don't come to the company, everyone will almost forget that you are the boss."

Zhou Yi smiled, "How is it possible, their boss is so handsome."

Xu Ming said: "I'm bah, you have to show some face."

Zhou Yi thought about it, he really hadn't been to the company for a long time, and his conscience was always a bit difficult.After lunch, he leisurely went to work.

Who would have thought that Xu Ming's crow's mouth would be right.The girl at the front desk is new, and she really doesn't know Zhou Yi.She looked at the tall and handsome man in front of her, and asked him solemnly, "Who are you looking for?"

Zhou Yi thought it was fresh, and deliberately teased her, saying, "I'm looking for Xu Ming."

The girl at the front desk said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I always need an appointment to find Xu."

Zhou Yi was amused, but he was not angry, and said to her: "I'll swipe my face, you can call and ask, and just say that Zhou Yi is looking for him."

The girl at the front desk dialed the phone suspiciously, but she didn't know what to say to her. In short, the girl's face turned pale: "Zhou Zhouzhou... Mr. Zhou, I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you."

Zhou Yi teased: "It's okay, if I don't recognize you next time, my heart will be broken into pieces."

The girl at the front desk blushed, and that was the end of his mischief.Going up the elevator, on the 28th floor, everyone was shocked when Zhou Yi entered.

"Mr. Zhou!"

"Male god, why are you free to come to the company today?"

"Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou, when shall we go out for another picnic?"

Zhou Yi scolded with a smile: "How old are you, kid? We don't have spring outings or autumn outings here. How did you get in here?"

The atmosphere of the game company is good, from the boss to the ordinary employees, everyone is of the same age, there are not so many constraints, and there is no bureaucratic atmosphere, and they are used to joking.

"Then what!" Zhou Yi sat down in the office and said carelessly, "Mr. Xu has assigned me a task. I want to watch the interview in the afternoon?"

"I heard about it." Xue Xiaofeng, the leader of the original painting group, said, "This is the portfolio they sent in advance, can you take a look?"

Zhou Yi is a computer student, and he is a standard science and engineering man, so how can he understand these things.He looked at it pretendingly, and felt that they were all about the same.

"It's all good." Xue Xiaofeng said.

"What about this?" Zhou Yi pulled out a collection of works from the bottom, and opened it casually for a look.

Then I found... I don't understand it.

It looks like some fantasy creatures, but it is very eye-catching.

"The color is very sensitive, but I always feel that the style of painting is too... special."

Zhou Yi said: "Well, it's a little special."

At two o'clock, the interview officially started. Zhou Yi sat on the side, unable to get in the conversation. He felt more and more that he was a background board. Coupled with the fact that he got up early in the morning, he would unconsciously start to feel sleepy.Xue Xiaofeng and another HR lady wanted to laugh a little, and the newcomers who participated in the interview were also puzzled. Why is there an interviewer who is in charge of dozing off?

Zhou Yi fell asleep and dreamed. He startled himself. He opened his eyes and asked, "How is it going?"

Xue Xiaofeng said: "There is one last one left."

Zhou Yi nodded and said, "So fast?"

With that said, the last interviewer walked in.

As soon as that person came in, Zhou Yi's body trembled violently. For a moment, he opened his eyes wide in disbelief, the alarm bells in his mind rang loudly, and the ten-mile long embankment in his heart was washed away to pieces.

will not be mistaken.

Even after seven years, he can still recognize each other at a glance.

Zhou Yi forced himself to calm down for a while, and looked at the person's resume pretending to be nonchalant. At the beginning of the name column, there was a name he was very familiar with: Zhuang Yao.

The interview situation of the last person was really beyond Xue Xiaofeng's expectation.

As soon as the white and clean boy walked in, he stared at Zhou Yi dully for a long time.During the interview, Zhuang Yao was out of his mind the whole time. The questions Xue Xiaofeng asked were not difficult, but he stammered and answered poorly.

Xue Xiaofeng thought to himself, it's over.

Unexpectedly, at the end, Zhou Yi said with a dark face: "Go first, Zhuang Yao, you...stay here."

Xue Xiaofeng asked in confusion, "Huh?"

He looked at Zhou Yi's face, although he had doubts, he did as he did.

Only Zhou Yi and Zhuang Yao were left in the conference room.

Zhou Yi stood up and said, "Long time no see."

"Long time...no see." Zhuang Yao said.

Zhou Yi looked at the resume in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and said, "California Institute of the Arts... No wonder I couldn't find you no matter how I searched, so you went to the United States?"

Zhuang Yao lowered his head, embarrassed and didn't know how to answer, he whispered: "No, Zhou Yi, I'm because..."

"Don't call me by my name!" Zhou Yi suddenly raised his voice, "Do I know you very well?"

Zhuang Yao's shoulders trembled, and he said, "...not familiar."

"Yes, not familiar." Zhou