There is such a Sanxian

"Are you trying to abandon the dark and turn to the bright?"

Adin looked at the black cloak in disbelief, it didn't fit his imagination!He was ready to subdue the black cloak with spells.

Unexpectedly, the black cloak didn't do anything, just dragged him away...

Black Cloak: "No, I'm not interested in your Justice League."

"It's not you guys! I'm not on your side, nor on the demon master's side."

"Sometimes," the black cloak stopped, "neutral may not be the right choice."

Play me an intellectual now?

"Sometimes, if you go to extremes, you may be killing yourself," Adin retorted.

The black cloak turned his head and said slowly, "Then I'd rather be a moth."

"Then you are hopeless."

It's hopeless, it's really hopeless.

Wu Wu looked at Shen Sanque, shook his head and sighed.

From last Saturday to today, this idiot ran to the gate of the River Palace to give a confession speech every night, and he talked until the early morning of the next day, attracting countless night owl listeners, and even some people with good intentions broadcasted him live.

For a while, he became the No.1 hot chat list in the heavenly court, and finally succeeded in alarming the old dragon king who was far away in Baihai, and also annoyed the river god who was handling official business in the heavenly court.

The God of the River deliberately came back to beat up Shen Sanque, and by the way set up restrictions on the entire river.

As long as Shen Sanque touches the river water, he will be bounced away by the barrier.

But this idiot is still obsessed with his obsession, and even chats with the God of the River on Weichao's WeChat.

However, the God of the River seemed to see through who the other party was, and only replied with four words - "Temporarily blocked", and then blocked Wuwu.

"Don't worry about it!" Zhu Wu snatched back his mobile phone, "The more you mess around, the angrier he gets! The more angry he is, the more he will ignore you!"

"But the more he ignores me, the more I want him to talk to me... If he ignores me, what's the point of my life..." Shen Sanque slumped on the seat with a grief-stricken expression.

"Shut up, don't get bored in front of me!" Afraid that he would be disgusted to death, Chu Wu hurriedly interrupted him: "The principle of cold treatment, you stay quiet for a while, and if you don't bother, he will come to you on his own initiative."

Shen Sanque sat up straight at once, shook his head decisively, and said seriously: "Impossible! According to my experience, if I neglect Xie Er, Xie Er will be very painful, and once Xie Er is in pain, I will suffer even more!"

What kind of logic is this... Wu Wu felt that the God of the River would not be in pain, but it was quite reasonable for Shen Sanque to be in pain.

Because if Shen Sanque pretended to be cold, then the River God would only be colder than him.

Wu Wu originally wanted to rely on this idea to get the river god to freeze Shen Sanque into an ice sculpture, but Shen Sanque couldn't take the bait...

"Then you can continue to toss!" Shu Wu shrugged and pulled him up from the seat, "You have to go to class in 2 minutes, don't forget that you are now the people's teacher!"

Yes, I am a teacher of the people!People's teachers should play the role of people's teachers!

So the people's teacher regained his mood, and after giving a lecture with joy, he came up with a crooked idea a few minutes before the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

"Yo, the students seem to be very excited!" Shen Sanque looked at the students below with a smile on his face.

"Of course, teacher! Eight days off!"

"It's enough to play!"

“Excellent!”

The students chattered.

It was the last day of September and their last class in September.

At the end of this class, they will usher in the eight-day National Day holiday. Thinking about it, I feel very happy!

"Oh?" Shen Sanque nodded with a smile, "It seems that the homework assigned by other teachers is quite small!"

Could it be that the teacher is trying to trick us... Wang Xiaoji keenly smelled a hint of conspiracy.

The students in the class also noticed that something was wrong, and all of them closed their mouths, observing the teacher's expression.

"Huh? Why don't you talk anymore?"

Ning Shanshan, the literary and art committee member, plucked up her courage and asked cautiously: "Teacher Sanshuai, you are so kind, you will definitely let us celebrate the National Day happily, right?"

The students followed suit one after another, boasting Shen Sanque to the sky.

"Oh..." Shen Sanque sighed, "I think so too...but..."

The whole class raised their hearts in their throats.

"But teacher, I'm not good..." Shen Sanque showed a sad expression, "If I was good, your mistress wouldn't be angry with me..."

Mistress?I heard from Uncle Taozi that Master Mistress seems to be angry with Master?Well, I seem to know what Master is going to do... Wang Xiaoji smiled knowingly.

The other students were stunned for two seconds, and then excitedly expressed that they wanted to see the photo of the teacher.

Lu Yiyi hurriedly told the people around her about the "teacher's sister-in-law" she met that day, comparing her to a fairy, and from this she came to the conclusion that "the teacher's wife must be beautiful".It made the students even more excited.

"Cough cough cough, students, your focus is wrong!" Shen Sanque's tone changed from high to low, "Your mistress ignored me...so I'm in a bad mood...so I plan to..."

"Don't, teacher!" Several classmates who usually like to be funny shouted in unison: "Don't commit suicide!"

"Hey," Shen Sanque directly changed his sad face into a wicked smile, "No, no, let me tell you! The school wants everyone to celebrate the National Day, so the task assigned is very simple. Our history is just to write an article. It’s just an investigation report. However, the school said that teachers can also add some homework of their own design.”

"Teacher, how many...how many?" Zhou Ling asked.

"It depends on the teacher's mood. Well, for example, now, the teacher plans to send out eight papers for you to do."

There were wailing sounds in the class one after another.

"He's going to take up the line!" Jia Ze sat on the window sill and watched the play with his legs crossed.

Yes, the key point is coming.

Wang Xiaoji turned the pen, smiled and waited for Shen Sanque's routine without saying a word.

"Of course, if you are willing to help the teacher take a short video for my wife, maybe the teacher will..."

"Will! Will!"

"What video?"

"Should we shoot now?"

The students were excited again.

"Hey, I'll take pictures after class. If the students are willing to stay in the classroom for a few more minutes, well, the teacher... will not add homework!"

"Long live the teacher!"

So five hours later, a video titled "Miss, Please Forgive Teacher" contained 46 students' sincere praise to Teacher Sanque and their warm blessings for the love between teacher and teacher. With the children's innocent and lovely faces and sincere His words became popular in Tianjie's internal network, replacing the "Three Que Night Chanting", firmly sitting at the top of the topic list, and the popularity continued to rise in the middle of the night.

"Shen Sanque, do you still want to be locked up again?" The land master, who hadn't shown his face for a long time, came from the balcony, wanting to knock his head off with his crutches.

Zhu Wu shrugged helplessly: "I warned him."

I didn't expect this stupidity to get worse...

Shen Sanque was busy liking the friends who reposted the video, and casually asked, "What's wrong? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

"Don't understand?" The land master said angrily, "Your father-in-law came to see me in person just now! Let me warn you, if you don't restrain yourself, he will hand over a document to the Emperor of Heaven and imprison you for another 300 years."

"Oh! Then I'm so scared!" Shen Sanque made a frightened expression, and then continued to praise, saying: "But I'm very strange, why does he want me to restrain myself?"

"Take your face back." Zhu Wu raised his eyelids, "Look, your face is everywhere in the sky and on the ground. I've never seen you so shameless..."

The land master laughed and nodded in agreement.

"That can't be helped, these faces are all for Xie'er to see! Look, each of these faces is expressing how much I miss my Xie'er." Shen Sanque put down his phone, holding his face To be intoxicated.

The land master and Wu Wu looked at each other, and they both saw the common thought in each other's eyes: I really want to chop this disgusting Sanxian into pieces.

The land master sighed: "If you don't want your father-in-law to wear small shoes at the Mid-Autumn Festival party, delete that video immediately."

"nonono," Shen Sanque raised his index finger and shook, "unless my Xieer forgives me, I won't delete it even if I'm killed."

"Then you just wait to die!" Tu and Yi said at the same time.

It is hopeless!

"Master, Uncle Taozi, why haven't you slept yet?"

Wang Xiaoji rubbed his eyes and came out of the room. He fell asleep and was awakened by thirst, so he got up and planned to go to the living room to drink some water, but found that there were three people sitting on the sofa with dim lights on in the living room.

Um?three?Wang Xiaoji approached a little closer, and his drowsiness was driven away by surprise: "Old Uncle? Why are you here?"

It's so late?What is the old man doing here?

The land master smiled at him: "I just came to talk to your master about something, it's nothing, you go to sleep."

Wang Xiaoji nodded, took a sip of water and went back to his room.

After a while, the land master asked, "Do you want to take these two children to the chastity ceremony?"

Wu Wu hurriedly disregarded the relationship, pointing to Shen Sanque: "It's none of my business, it's him."

Shen Sanque let out a "huh hum".

The land master took a sip of tea: "You don't mean you want your disciple to lead the mortal Xuanling world?"

"Hey!" Shen Sanque patted the land master on the shoulder: "Old man! You have a good idea! Why didn't I think of it! Thank you for reminding me!"

"..." The land master held his forehead and said solemnly: "I warn you not to act recklessly! Once the order is destroyed, the entire Three Realms will be out of balance, and you will know the consequences yourself."

"Don't worry, I think he still has some sense of propriety."

Zhu Wu thinks that Shen Sanque's head should be normal in the face of the big situation.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, what's the matter with you?" Shen Sanque raised his eyebrows, "It's as if I'm going to mess things up, isn't my uncle who presided over the ceremony? Do you think I dare to play like this with him around? ?”

That's true... Land Master and Zhu Wu nodded.

If Shen Sanque dared to play like that, according to Jing Yuan's temperament, he had to skin him.

"Besides, am I that kind of person?"

"Aren't you?" The land master and Zhu Wu asked back together.

Shen Sanque shook his head, very upset: "Those who know me, call me wise; those who don't know me, call me crazy..."

The land master also shook his head: "No, no, neither."

Zhu Wu continued, "You're mentally retarded!"