There is such a Sanxian

Before he washed his hands in the golden basin, Wu Wu was a well-known social elder brother in the Three Realms. He committed all sorts of crimes including burns, looting, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.

But after a long time, the big brother will also be tired.

Tired of running here and there all day to make troubles, Wu Wu simply went to the Heavenly Court to negotiate with the Emperor of Heaven and became a librarian in the Kunlun Mountain Library.

Although today's court has been modernized to the point that there is no need for a librarian, Zhu Wu still holds the title of administrator for himself, holding old scrolls, and firmly guarding the place.

However, today's young people like to run to the smart library on Mount Putuo, and all the people who come here are old friends from ancient times.

These old friends have basically read the books in the building through and through hundreds of times, and they come here mainly to chat with Zhu Wu and catch up on the old days.

But Wu Wu wanted to delve into the books, so he didn't like to talk to them, so the old friends simply built an open-air chess and card room under Jianmu next to the library, where they played chess, cards and mahjong if they had nothing to do. Tell me about those years...

Wuwu hugged the thermos cup, looked at the gloomy Jianmu outside the window, and sighed helplessly: "The world is going down, the mind is not old! It has changed, everything has changed..."

"How can it be? What changes is the form, but the heart remains the same!"

The voice was too frivolous, and Wu Wu knew who it was without looking back: "Why are you here again? Don't count on my goji berries, they are all just planted!"

The last time Shen Sanque invited him to drink, he didn't go, this bastard took advantage of him not paying attention, took a bunch of bastards and stole half of the goji berries he had just planted!This account has not been settled with him yet!

"Hey, why do you still remember this? Don't worry about it! At worst, I'll ask Queen Mother Xi to ask you to plant some flat peach seeds next time!" Shen Sanque casually pulled the rocking chair and sat down comfortably. Stretching, "Tsk, staying here in Kunlun is the most comfortable!"

Wuwu doesn’t want to do this. The Queen Mother of the West happens to be in the Kunlun Palace right now, and the Peach Garden is just at the foot of the mountain. If you want to plant peaches, just submit an application to the Queen Mother of the West to get a piece of land in the Peach Garden. I still need to find you ?

"Hey, Taozi, I heard that brother Tao's thesis won an award at the Wanshen Literature Research Conference, do you know about this?" Shen Sanque saw that Zhu Wu ignored him, and directly threw out heavy news to bombard him.

"What?!" Zhu Wu turned his head in surprise, "Is there such a thing? What paper?"

He has been here for a while without moving his nest, nor surfing the Internet, and has no idea what's going on outside.

"It seems to be called... "On the Origin of Ancient and Modern Chinese Cuisine", right? And it's the first prize!" Shen Sanque got up and poured himself a cup of tea, waiting to see Zhu Wu's reaction.

Can the thesis written by that foodie Taotie also win the award?

Wu Wu didn't believe it at first, but seeing Shen Sanque's confident expression, he felt that he was not lying.

If this is true, Tao Tie will inevitably come to mock him. That foodie has always called Zhu Wu a bookworm, and Zhu Wu has always called him an uneducated foodie.

But now the paper written by the uneducated one actually won the first prize... Zhu Wu frowned slightly, feeling a little unbalanced.

Shen Sanque saw that the fire was almost burnt, so he added more oil to it: "I said Taozi, why didn't you go to the competition? If you did, you would be tied for first place with Brother Tao, and everyone will be happy!"

Hmph, what a tie, I must be number one!The only first!

Zhu Wu also saw that Shen Sanque, the little fox, must be planning some kind of conspiracy, so he said: "Speak directly, don't play such tricks on me!"

Shen Sanque chuckled: "Arrogance, arrogance, our Taozi is still so arrogance! It's a pity, some people regard this arrogance as gangster arrogance..."

"What do you mean?" Wu Wu was a little puzzled.

"Alas!" Shen Sanque shook his head slowly, "Taozi, Taozi, you just stayed at home for too long, and you still don't know what happened with the pot on your head!"

Wu Wu is a short-tempered person, and he felt very uncomfortable to be so hung up on his appetite, so he yelled: "Get to the point!"

"Hey, it's really nothing. It's just a trivial matter like Li Gui going to rob houses in the name of Li Kui!"

As soon as Wu Wu heard it, he connected to some things that happened before, and guessed eight to nine points at once: "He pretended to be me again?"

"Isn't that right... I guess I want to make some big news again." Shen Sanque picked up a red date and threw it into his mouth, "Tsk, I'm so worried for you! We Taozi, a hero who is as heroic as clouds, actually People who don't know the truth~ regard him as a big bully who is full of gangsters. Alas! Sigh! Sigh!"

"you shut up!"

Zhu Wu felt that Shen Sanque's acting skills were getting more and more exaggerated, and the artificial tone really made people want to beat him to the ground with a hammer.

"Hey, that's what I said, why are you angry! Come on, I wanted to take you to the mortal world to explain clearly to those people, and teach that Li Gui a lesson. Lah! If you are upright, you are not afraid of the slanting shadow, so it doesn’t matter how others pass it on, right?”

Shen Sanque shrugged, stood up and walked out the door: "Also, I thought of a wonderful topic for you, oh! Let's go find Archie, he hasn't won any awards yet, And this topic is quite suitable for him..."

The door closed before Shen Sanque stepped out.

Zhu Wu asked, "What topic?"

"On the origin and development of China's evil culture." Shen Sanque turned his head and smiled slyly: "How about it? Are you interested in going to the human world to investigate?"

As a former evil god, after hearing this topic, Zhu Wu had countless arguments popping up in his mind.

He was sure that his thesis would shock the God Realm when he wrote it!

As a result, his determination to stick to the library was shaken.

Just go this time, the time is very short, come back soon.As compensation, when I come back, I will stay in the library for another 1000 years.

Wu Wu walked to the table and solemnly wrote down the letter of guarantee.

"The research you are talking about is asking me to continue working as a librarian in another place?" Zhuo Wu glanced at Shen Sanque who was leaning against the wall and playing with his mobile phone.

And it's still a junior high school library?What information can be found here?What evil can these little dolls do?

"No, no, it's just for you to stay here temporarily. After all, we have to have a serious job! Or those who talk badly should say that we are idle."

Shen Sanque didn't look up, but just raised a finger and shook it.

He originally wanted Wu Wu to be a physical education teacher, but there is only one librarian left in the teaching staff of this school.

Zhu Wu immediately said: "Don't put me with you."

The class bell just rang, and Shen Sanque put away his mobile phone: "Ah, do whatever you want, I'm going to class, do you want to come and watch it? The first class starts!"

Zhu Wu threw a dick out and put it on the seat, followed Shen Sanque out.

This is not idle, just want to see how this guy gives lessons to the little dolls.Wu Wu defended himself earnestly from the bottom of his heart.

Sure enough, it was almost as expected.

Wu Wu folded her arms and leaned against a little doll's desk, shaking her head in disgust.

This Shen Sanque is not teaching, the whole class is not serious, it's just arguing.

But those little dolls seem to be very interested in listening, and they are very happy to copy that human evolution map... Really...

Um?As if someone is watching me?Wu Wu turned his head and saw two little boys.One is wearing denim and the other is wearing a baseball cap.

When he looked at the denim jacket, he seemed to be frightened, and looked at the blackboard in a panic, while the baseball cap was not afraid, but stared at him arrogantly with a pair of big eyes.

Because the smell on the baseball cap was deliberately hidden, Zhuo Wu couldn't tell who he was.

But according to the spiritual pressure on his body, Zhu Wu can conclude that he is not a mortal.

In fact, Wu Wu noticed the child as soon as he came in. After all, he looked like he just came out of kindergarten, and no student would sit on the windowsill and listen to the class.

At first, Wu Wu thought that the baby was just a little ghost passing by, but it seemed that he was quite familiar with the kid in denim.

As soon as Wu Wu looked at them, the baseball cap not only stared at him, but also jumped off the windowsill and stood next to the denim jacket, as if he was a guardian animal.

"Little friend, where are you from?" Zhu Wu walked over and forced out a kind smile. He was not good at communicating with children, because they always ran away before he could open his mouth.

The baseball cap opened his mouth and was about to answer, when the denim jacket next to him reached out and tugged at the corner of his coat, the baseball cap turned his head, pretending not to hear.

Zhu Wu pointed at him awkwardly and shrugged towards Shen Sanque, and asked with a wave of telepathy: "Who is this baby?"

Shen Sanque showed a mysterious smile, and also responded with telepathy: "You will know later."

"What?!" After hearing Shen Sanque's introduction, Zhu Wu was stunned: "When did you..."

He looked down at the innocent faces of the two children, and felt that it was inappropriate to speak in front of them, so he pulled Shen Sanque away, lowered his voice, and asked, "Who in your family can have a son? "

"I can't."

"Then where did you get your son from?"

"I picked it up." Shen Sanque replied very sincerely, "and brought back a daughter-in-law, the tall one."

Wu Wu felt that he must have heard it wrong: "You...what did you say?!"

Shen Sanque repeated it calmly.

"Aren't you! Do you teach children like this!" Zhu Wu yelled when he was in a hurry, causing the two children to look here again and again.

This Shen Sanque is too inhuman, no, not a fairy, I never harmed a child when I was the eldest brother.Wu Wu was so out of breath by Shen San that he was about to die.

"I didn't teach it! They have known each other for a long time." Shen Sanque was innocent, "If you don't believe me, ask them."

That's really...not a family, don't enter a family.

Wu Wu shook his head, and began to sigh that the world had changed.

Shen Sanque hooked his fingers to call the two children over, and said, "This is Uncle Taozi, come, all the dolls say hello to uncle."

Wang Xiaoji was very obedient, and said obediently, "Hello, Uncle Taozi."

He thought that this uncle came to fight with the teacher before, and he looked a little vicious...

Jia Ze covered his stomach and laughed: "You are not Tao Zi! You are a big monster!"

Wang Xiaoji was afraid that Jia Ze would be hit on the head by Shen Sanque again, so he hurriedly separated him from Shen Sanque, and changed the subject: "Is Uncle Taozi a demon exorcist?"

"I..." Just as Wu Wu wanted to reveal his identity, he saw Shen Sanque winking at him, so he smiled and nodded, "That's right."

As expected, it was very against his will to lie, and he rubbed his heart, not understanding why he had to pretend to be a demon exorcising master, what he hated the most was exorcising demons.

What's so good about expelling demon masters, Lao Ai is looking for trouble, he has announced his retirement, and those people are still coming to play crusade games every day or two.

Part of the reason why Wuwu nests in Kunlun and can't come out is because he wants to hide from them.As the saying goes: If I can't provoke, can't I still hide?