Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Hou Yue's lowered gaze happened to scan the entire back of his hand full of scars, no exaggeration, scratches, cuts criss-crossed, comparable to a complex circuit board, and no intact skin as big as the belly of a thumb could be found.

Heartbroken and chest tight, he started non-violent non-cooperation.

Leave him there and live like this? !

Then why leave!

"Aw! Still hitting!" In the pitch-black dead end, Liu Wu hugged his legs and arched his back, scurrying around like a spring.

In fact, Hou Yue kept pressing down on the fire, but his own mother Liu Xian'er was on the upper body, and her ancestral bad temper was not covered. She carried a frying pan bought for 20 yuan, blocked Liu Wu in a dead-end alley, and shot him all at once.

Liu Wu had no power to fight back, and was slapped by the bottom of the pot when he stretched out his hand, and he was reluctant to stretch his legs.Hou Yue looked like a child who had been cared for since he was a child, and he might not be able to stand his kick.

"Huh~huh~" Hou Yue had beaten enough, he was half out of breath, and a slit was also dredged from the chest blockage. He carried the pot with his backhand, pinched his waist with one hand, and asked aggressively: "Are you happy?"

Liu Wu snorted at his arms and legs, pretending to scream, "Hey! It's bleeding!"

"Lang!" The frying pan fell to the ground, and it hit something, and there was a lot of jingling.

Hou Yue felt the darkness, and stretched out his hand to touch it: "Where is it! I didn't try hard!"

At the same time when his two hands touched him, Liu Wu lay down on his face as if touching porcelain.

Hou Yue didn't lean on Liu Wu's touch at all at this moment. The fire was gone, and his head began to function normally. With only two scarred hands, he thought that this person must have been injured before he found him. Now He was slapped again and again, ... hang up!

"Hey! Wake up!" Hou Yue's brain made up for the birth and death, and his nasal cavity suddenly became sour, and the corners of his eyes immediately became moist, and the three souls and seven souls that scared him quickly disappeared.

"Hey~" Liu Wu was quite scared at first, but Zhang Jun's people informed him before leaving that Hou Yue had arrived.He didn't know what "arrived" meant, whether it was Hou Yue who came here, or Zhang Jun, that bastard who abducted him in order to restrain him.

But after following Hou Yue all night, I didn't find anything tricky. Seeing Hou Yue wandering around, it looked like he was here for vacation.

Hearing the sound of laughter, Hou Yue mentioned that his heart had stabilized halfway, he opened his mouth and shouted, "Are you fucking alright?"

Liu Wupengci touched him thoroughly, hung his whole body on him, and said shamelessly: "It's probably serious, are you moving me? Go straight out of the alley, and there is an open car running by the side of the road."

Hou Yue gets upset when he thinks of Pingcheng's specialty - open-top running, but this man has let himself be disabled, and he is really fucking unlucky.

Turning around and bending over, he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't make a fucking run-up, go straight up!"

Liu Wu held back his laughter, and leaned on Hou Yue's back, wrapping his arms around Hou Yue's neck twice like snakes, as if he was wearing a scarf on a hot day.

The two were about the same height, but Hou Yue was fatter than Liu Wu. Thanks to Hou Yue being locked up at home for half a month, he had gained three or four catties of flesh, and he followed him so caringly that he couldn't even shake him off.

"Can you loosen your arms, I'll kill you, you can only climb out..."

"Bo! Shut up!"

Hou Yue stayed where he was, he, was he kissed? !

Blink, it's true!She pursed her lips and smiled very reservedly, but her heart was already in turmoil.Lifting his feet and walking forward, he still didn't forget to say a word when his heart was over: "Blind chicken | Kiss me! You don't have to be responsible for kissing me!"

Liu Wuzheng was embarrassed, and Hou Yue felt that it was not a big deal, "I have to take responsibility for a kiss, so now I have to follow a company..."

Hou Yue's feet stopped, his blood surged, and he rushed straight to Tianling Gai: "...Go away! Let your company carry you!" He said and threw him off his back.

Liu Wu was thrown unprepared. Hou Yue probably got angry, and he didn't grasp the strength, so he flipped him over to the wall. Chang Yin snorted in pain: "Hmm~~"

Hitting the wall was much heavier than Hou Yue's random slapping with the frying pan.

Hou Yue pinched his waist with both hands, kicked Liu Wu's leg with his toes and said, "Are you dead? Climb yourself if you're not dead..."

Liu Wu didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and climbed up with his arms on his kicking long legs.

Hou Yue felt as if his legs had been slipped by a snake, cold, numb, and dangerous. Before Liu Wuzhi got up, he pressed his thighs with both hands, and this pressing directly took his breath away.

Shameless thing!

No matter how you look at this f*cking flirtatious posture, he looks like an old driver!

Smelly shameless old driver!

In the few seconds that Hou Yue stood up straight, he imagined the happy grievances between the old driver and the man in the company behind him.

Liu Wu didn't eat dinner, so he walked around with him for more than three hours. He watched when Hou Yue was eating lard noodles in the noodle shop, and he also watched when Hou Yue was eating popsicles. After watching all night, he was caught again. The shot was thrown again... Fifth brother was very angry, how serious the consequences are, we have to pay attention!

"Bang!" Hou Yue was slapped head-on on the forehead when he was making up his mind.

Liu Wu approached him slowly, rubbing the side of his waist that was hurt by the stone when he fell to the ground with one hand, and stretched out his hand with the other. Before Hou Yue could fully react, he pinched Hou Yue's chin, lifted his small face, and lifted it up. Just a proud angle.

This arrogant angle is like the expression of Hou Yue stuffing the "one more pack" card into his shirt pocket at KTV.

Hou Yue was a little dumbfounded, he had never seen Liu Wu put on such an expression, how to put it, it was written all over his face, "I'm very upset, I can't make me happy even if I smile, can't I can't die without eyesight Monkey boy, it all depends on the master's interest!"

He didn't know how he could understand it in the pitch-black environment, but he understood it anyway.

Hou Yue's little heart throbbed inexplicably with the gangster spirit all over his face and body!

Also... It's really not the time!

"You, what are you doing?"

"Would you like to slap my face with a pan?" Liu Wu pinched his chin and looked up, down, left, and right, taking advantage of the faint light on the street a few meters away, to see this face carefully, wishing that his forehead would be messed up. The cow licking the curly hair was compared with when he left.

The moment he got up just now, he really wanted to slap or kick Hou Yue. He was running for his life, but this man ignorantly walked through the streets and wandered around like he was on vacation.

But... After all, I can't bear it!

Having lived so vigilantly for so many years, and it seems that the clouds will open to see the moon, he doesn't want his negligence to ruin all the people who voted for him.

Including Hou Yue.

"Stop following me! Go back!"

Liu Wu let go of his hands and looked at Hou Yue who was leaning against the wall. Hou Yue's heart palpitations hadn't passed yet, and a basin of cold water in his pocket poured him a chill.

"You..." He couldn't believe it, did this person get fooled by the pan?It hasn't been 5 minutes since they met? "Say it again."

Liu Wu felt inexplicably guilty about Hou Yue's calm and chatting way, so he turned and walked out of the alley.

Hou Yue turned around and shouted in a low voice: "You have the guts to say it again!"

"...Don't follow me!" Liu Wu stopped, facing the lights on the street, his whole body seemed to be wrapped in a warm yellow halo, and he looked back at Hou Yue who was standing there.

Hou Yue's heart was in place in one step, and it was in his throat. Liu Wu's posture of turning his head was exactly the same as that day when he was walking in the back streets and alleys, and then disappeared.

The heart seemed to be spit out, and the heartless person shouted boldly: "From now on, your Liu Wu's long road will be long, and there will be no road like my Hou Yue's!"

The person standing at the entrance of the alley obviously relaxed his shoulders, and then bowed his head in silence.

After Hou Yue finished speaking, he regained his heartbeat and breath, then strode out, and when he passed by Liu Wu, he heard the man say "OK!"

All right!From then on, Liu Wu's long journey has been long, and there is no such way as Hou Yue again!

Good to go or not to send!

Hou Yue laughed at himself in his heart, he wanted to give away his enthusiasm, his joy, his youthful frivolity and rebelliousness...

Since you don't want it, then...he will take it away!

Liu Wu had never seen Hou Yue with such a determined back. In the past, no matter whether he faced him head-on or greeted him from behind, he always looked lazy and reckless.

This kind of decision should never be Hou Yue's, he thought...he is the legendary group of people who get cheap and act obediently.

Hou Yue was so angry that every step he took was like a mermaid whose legs had been cut off from a fish's tail.

From the entrance of the alley to the guest house, he didn't dare to look back at the dim lights all the way, for he was afraid that there would be two long trails of blood behind him, extending all the way to Liu Wu's feet.

He didn't believe that Liu Wu could feel better like this!

Hou Yue thought, why is he even blinder than the mermaid?

At least the prince that the mermaid likes doesn't have to run around, and he can marry a girl who loves the prince...

They are two idiots!

He can't turn into a bubble and it's over.

Liu Wu also cannot become a prince who spends his days in peace, gets married and has children.

Hou Yue thought about it all the way, not knowing that behind the two blood trails he dragged out, someone was chasing him along the 'blood trail'.

The girl at the front desk of the guest house saw Hou Yue with a dazzling smile, "I'm back! Is the night market fun?"

Hou Yue raised his hand and said hello: "It's okay!"

The girl also beckoned, watching Hou Yue's back disappear.

The girl turned to see a more handsome man, leaned back in the chair in shock, and stammered, "Hi, hello! Are you looking for someone?" He remembered that the boy who went upstairs just now said that he could not get in touch with his friend. , Judging by their looks, these two are a good match!

Miss Liu Wuchong pursed her lips and smiled, almost killing her: "Yes, my friend said he lives here. He has curly hair, a tall nose and big eyes, and looks like a young man..."

The girl hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, just came back, 306, I'll call and ask..."

Liu Wu went up and held the girl's little hand: "I'll hit it myself, beauty, you are busy with your work."

Bewildered by her beauty, the girl said "yes" in a daze and watched Liu Wu go upstairs.

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Say sorry to childhood mermaids!

The prince is someone else, but the sea is yours.

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