Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Before dawn, the horizon is dimly lit, and everything in sight is a blurred outline.

Under the jujube tree, Liu Wu reached out and touched the place where he and Hou Yue were leaning. It seemed that the warmth of the two of them was still there. After closing his eyes, he immediately thought of Hou Yue's breathing.

The call was connected, which interrupted the beauty in Liu Wu's brain.No one on both ends of the phone spoke, as if whoever spoke first would lose.

"Say something quickly!" The person on the other end of the phone was the first to get angry.

Liu Wu snorted out a sneer, looked up at the stars from the dense branches and leaves, "There are prints in the sand, and there are sounds in the wind." The laughter stopped abruptly, and at the same time, the breathing on the other end of the phone stopped.

"What do you mean?"

The shadow of the moon gradually disappeared, and it was the coldest period before dawn.

"Deliberate murder, rape|rape, the process is bad,... Zhang Yang can't keep it. Neither Qian Jiu nor Li Guodong will watch the dead ghost walk out of the prison gate alive. Zhang Jun, it's too early for you to think you're smart!"

"I……"

"A bunch of people want him to die." Liu Wu smiled coldly, "Unfortunately, you want him to live, but you can't ask for it. I'll give you a chance. You lost half of it. Let me tell you, Zhang Yang Now there are not only people from you, but also people from Wu Yang, ... and people from Li Guodong."

"Ignore your eighth generation ancestors!!!" There was a clanging sound on the other end of the phone, as if something had been smashed, or something had fallen.

The result Liu Wu wanted was achieved: "At the end of the year, send Qianjiu in." Before hanging up the phone, he did not forget to be polite, "Thanks for your hard work, Qian's second child!"

Qian Laoer is probably demolishing the house, and there is a loud noise.

Liu Wu immediately played the second call.

"Fuck! You can't call an hour late..."

The corner of Liu Wu's mouth slanted: "I told you to get up and pee."

"Hey! Sin! Good news, listen."

Liu Wu had an intuition that the news was not good, and said, "Huh?"

Wu Yang's tone was mostly gloating: "Our godfather," the other end snorted coldly after saying these three words, "In your name, I bought a batch of military | fire from Vietnam, haha! It's on the Dianchuan line superior……"

With a disdainful hook on one side of his mouth, Liu Wu interrupted him: "Don't be verbose!"

Wu Yang choked for a moment, and said stiffly: "...Congratulations! You are on the wanted|wanted list."

Liu Wu didn't care much, and didn't answer this question, and said another thing: "Li Hai's evidence is slowly released to Zhang Jun, and Qian Jiu's leg will be amputated at the end of the year at the earliest."

Wu Yang was speechless for a long time and said: "If Li Hai goes in, Li Guodong will punish you to death..."

"What I'm afraid of is that he is old and wants to do good deeds and let me go. Now I want to die and drag his son to be buried with him. I see if he still wants to accumulate my virtue."

Wu Yang criticized righteously on the opposite side: "Murdering women and children, mutilating the elderly, and killing people's children and grandchildren, you really lack great virtue!"

For a moment, Liu Wu's expression was extremely cold, and he condensed everything around him into a solid state, "Really? So I was born to be a disaster, isn't that what the old man said!"

Wu Yang said: "You, you, you are fucking sick!"

As soon as Liu Wu's nerves stopped, he changed another expression in a second or two: "You are not allowed to go to Hou Yue's bar!"

Wu Yang was furious: "Do you think I want to go?! Brother, I don't want to put my head on your waistband. You don't feel it. I and Qian Jiu's people are front and rear. If I don't go, will you go? "

Liu Wu said "No next time!" and hung up the phone.

no next time!

Next time, he will not linger in one place regardless of life or death.

Next time, he won't let these snakes, insects, rats and ants get so close to Hou Yue.

So, no next time!

After two phone calls, the horizon reflected a dazzling light, and the night passed.

Facing the east, the smoke from Liu Wu's mouth dissipated in the warming air together with the lingering ground mist on the flower fields.

The morning light dazzles the field of marigolds, and this brilliance extends infinitely behind Liu Wu.

On the jujube tree above the head, the skin of the green jujube is oily, and a layer of water vapor hangs on it. It looks delicious and attractive, much like someone.

Liu Wu stretched out his hand to pick one, and just about to put it in his mouth, he heard Hou Yue yelling "Where is someone!" in the wooden house, with a hesitation that he could understand.

Qingzao raised his hand and threw it, drawing an arc, before the date fell into his mouth, the cigarette butt was spit out.

"Crack! Crack!" Qingzao's mouth was a little astringent, but it had a sweet taste.

The curtain was lifted, and you could hit the bed with half a step. While Liu Wu was lying down, he took advantage of the situation to hold Hou Yue who was getting up and pushed him down.

"Sleep a little longer!" He leaned forward and kissed her.

"Why did you go?" Hou Yue pinched his chin, smelling smoke and fruit.

Liu Wu opened his mouth to say that he had gone to pee, but he promised not to lie last night, so he simply confessed: "I made a phone call, smoked a cigarette, and ate a green date."

"Hmph!" Hou Yue believed it, and didn't want to ask if it was superfluous, so he didn't say anything anyway, so he let go of his pinched chin, and he couldn't find anything to say when he was too sleepy, "Is the jujube sweet?"

Liu Wu especially likes Hou Yue's current appearance. A cow licks his curly hair and fluffs it up. He has lost all his sleep. He looks lazy all over his body. Every few seconds, he desperately opens his eyes to look at him. , still thinking about people, he leaned over and said, "Do you want to taste sweet?"

Hou Yue closed his eyes, pursed his lips and smiled, leaning his face forward while smiling.

Liu Wu also laughed, and went over to give the greedy people a taste with a smile.

After the kiss, the person fell asleep, and Liu Wu was very convinced.

It was close to six o'clock, and the two of them who had returned to their cages were woken up by the brats having fun in the orchard.

Hou Yue, who killed people in anger by getting up, slapped the bed, and just wanted to open his mouth to roar, but Liu Wu covered his mouth.

"Don't shout, sleep in someone else's hut, you overwhelmed a large flower field last night..."

Hou Yue couldn't carry this pot on his own, so he pulled Liu Wu's hand away, pointed at him and said in a low voice, "Shameless, right? Last night you jumped on me, and I overwhelmed the flower field..."

Liu Wu smiled and jumped again: "Is this how you fell?"

Hou Yue pulled his hands out of his pants: "What are you doing?! There are people outside!"

Liu Wu "bajibaji" kisses wherever he catches, and gets up after kissing, and wants to lift the curtain.

Hou Yue: "!!!" His big bird is spreading its wings and flying!So, he lifted his foot decisively and kicked the man out of the cabin.

Liu Wu was just being funny, he didn't expect to be kicked so honestly, his buttocks were cramping and hurting.

Outside the wooden house, there is harmony and harmony.

There were countless children running and playing in the orchard, there were swings on several fruit trees, and there was a long queue in front of the temple ten meters away.

When Hou Yue came out, he was also taken aback.

In this lively scene, no children rushed into the house or lifted the curtains. It can be seen that apart from their loud voices, these brats are still very tough.

Liu Wu hooked his arm around his neck, and wanted to take a bite when he got close to him, Hou Yue quickly avoided, "Hold on!"

Liu Wu pursed his lips, nodded, and forcibly held back.

Both of them were curious about the long queue in the front row of the temple. Strolling over, they happened to see an old lady in her 70s and [-]s offering incense and kneeling, with a devout face and muttering words.

Hou Yue's mouth was half open in surprise. He thought it was something left from the past, but he didn't expect it to be so sought after. He was glad that he made his wish last night, but he didn't know if it came true, would he come over to offer incense sticks in the future?

He turned his head and asked Liu Wu: "If they get what they want, will they come over to offer incense or something?"

Liu Wu looked at him with a smile, and saw through Hou Yue's implication at a glance: "The wish has been fulfilled, and the wish is to be fulfilled. What did you promise?"

Hou Yue stared blankly at the devoutly kneeling old man, opened his mouth and said, "I promise..."

Liu Wu let go of the arm hooked around his neck, turned to face him, and waited for him to speak.

Hou Yue suddenly came back to his senses, "I promise Ersiwu's business is booming, making money every day!"

Liu Wu smiled slyly: "That's right, you said it now, it counts when it hears it."

Hou Yue gritted his teeth and inhaled, with an expression of wanting to bite him to death, he lifted his feet and walked towards the back of the queue.

No, he has to beg piously once!

Seeing that he was serious, Liu Wu grabbed him and said, "No hurry, let's go eat first."

Hou Yue was very anxious, he pointed to the underground temple, and was dragged away by Liu Wu sideways, "I can't eat after worshiping!"

Liu Wu stopped and said to him solemnly, "Hou Yue, I don't need it."

Hou Yue was taken aback for a moment, his expression was not very good, and he said sullenly, "I need it!"

Liu Wu insisted on dragging him away: "Then eat first."

Hou Yue was pulling, he was born to be pulled, but he found that once he put his bad temper in front of Liu Wu, it would disappear by itself.

After leaving the orchard, there is a village. The orchard belongs to Dahuangzhuang, and the flower field belongs to Xiaohuangzhuang.

After asking for directions, the two went to Dahuang Village.There are no restaurants in Zhuangzi, only supermarkets.

Hou Yue was sharp-eyed and hadn't even reached the door of the supermarket when he saw a mountain of tea eggs in a large rice cooker at the door of the supermarket.

"Holy shit! You local tyrants! There are so many tea eggs." He walked a few steps quickly, before reaching the door, he first asked the old man who was looking at the tea egg pot, "Grandpa, how do you sell the tea eggs?"

The old man kept repeating in a thick dialect, and finally understood before Hou Yue's face was twisted into eighteen folds. What the old man said was: "One piece five two, one piece five two, one piece five two..."

Hou Yue made a "stop" gesture to the old man, and the old man's repeat function was suspended.

Three one-dollar bills were handed to the old man, Hou Yue picked up two and handed them back to Liu Wu who was always laughing, "Stop your mouth now, and I'll laugh again."

Liu Wu took it, his smiling hands still shaking, he always felt that when he was with Hou Yue, everything seemed to be happy.

Hou Yue turned his head and picked up two more smelly ones for himself. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, the old man stood up on crutches and grabbed the hem of Hou Yue's half-sleeve, and began to repeat: "Five yuan, four, five yuan Four for money, four for five dollars..."

Hou Yue was dumbfounded: "...Grandpa, are you sure?"

Liu Wugang put the egg in his mouth, and after hearing this, he quickly took it out, and took a look in front of his eyes. What is the difference between a tea egg worth five taels and four tea eggs worth five yuan.

Hou Yue looked down and pulled his hand. Senile plaques covered his hand, skinny, not thin, but old.So, Monkey took out 500 years of patience to explain a primary school math problem to the uncle who sold tea eggs.

"No, grandpa, how do you calculate here? How much are two?"

The first form of the old man's repeat mode: "One piece of five taels, one piece of five taels..."

Hou Yue: "Yes, yes, yes, one yuan and five taels, right, then I took four..."

As soon as the old man heard four, he quickly started the second repetition mode: "Four for five dollars, four for five dollars..."

Hou Yue grabbed a bunch of curly hair, turned around and cursed at Liu Wu: "Damn!"

Liu Wu took out five yuan to fortify the old man, but the old man insisted on holding on to Hou Yue. Hou Yue also felt that this happened once in a thousand years, and he wanted to argue with the old man about elementary school mathematics.

Hou Yue just wanted to tell the old man again, but the supermarket owner didn't give him a chance. Seeing the old man dragging someone, he came out and yelled: "Oh! Dad! Let go! It's okay, it's okay, the old man's brain is not working, he is old, he is more than ninety gone."

The old man picked out a bulge in Hou Yue's clothes, and the boss kept saying good things in embarrassment: "I don't need any money, just take it and eat it. I cooked it in two large pots for a night, and a group of people drove away with a pot early in the morning. , don’t worry about selling, don’t worry about selling, little brother, take it and eat it!”

Liu Wu's originally smiling face froze, and he seemed to say unintentionally, "Business is so good in the morning."

Hou Yue heard that his tone was wrong, and when he looked back, his face was really cold.

The boss helped the old man to sit down, and let the old man continue to look at the pot of tea eggs, "It looks like they are passing by, and they are driving a few big cars, so magnificent! There are a lot of rough guys. I think they have a physique, and they can work in the field." OK!"

Liu Wu understood, and Hou Yue's smile disappeared in a second. Liu Wu ate the tea eggs, pointed in the opposite direction to Pingcheng, and asked, "Brother, where are you going over there?"

The boss raised his hand to cover his forehead with a sunshade, looked into the distance and said: "Hey! Qingshi! It's a city by the sea, it's fun! You're here to see the flower fields. After watching the flower fields, go for a stroll by the sea. Here, Heitbo blue!"

The two were not in the mood to play, so after shopping, they returned to the orchard.

Hou Yue asked, "Can't I go back to Pingcheng?"

Liu Wu nodded while packing his bags: "Go to Qingshi."

Hou Yue stretched his waist, just thinking about playing, and said with a smile: "Let's go to the beach."

Liu Wu said at the same time as him: "Send you to the airport."

The two sentences were uttered at the same time and landed at the same time. For a moment, they looked at each other in blank dismay.

The author has something to say:

JJ seems to be smoking again. Chapter 35 has been unlocked, but I can’t read it┓(???`?)┏