Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Yao Wang couldn't quite understand why he was sent to the orphanage yesterday and had to be picked up again today.

One big and one small were walking towards the parking lot outside the orphanage. Yao Wang twisted the eyebrows of Crayon Shin-chan and looked up at Hou Yue: "Brother Monkey..."

Hou Yue gritted his teeth and turned his head with a smile on his face: "Good boy! Call me brother."

Yao Wang looked embarrassed: "My elder brother is my elder brother. My elder brother told me to call you that. How about I ask my elder brother what your name is?"

Hou Yue wished he could kill Liu Wu!

Yao Wang: "From now on on weekends, I can take the bus from school back to the orphanage, and then take the bus to school. You don't have to pick me up."

Hou Yue feels that Yao Wang at this time is very similar to Liu Wu, and the sharpness of many emotions in his flesh and blood has reached the point of decisiveness.

The only person he has ever seen who is more lawless than this young master is Liu Wu, and then there is this small version of Liu Wu, he can control the boss, not to mention a little white-eyed wolf, Hou Yue bent down and looked at people unintentionally and said : "If you don't want me to pick you up, I can arrange for a driver to pick you up and down every week."

driver! ?

Yao Wang stood still in a daze, he knew that their school was very expensive because many students who did not live in school were picked up by drivers every morning and night, it was scary to think about it, so he quickly waved his hands, and the two who had gained a lot of weight Hands swung into windshield wipers.

Hou Yue licked his head: "Be good! Don't learn from your brother."

When he came, Hou Yue said his back hurt, so Liu Wu drove. Yao Wang got in the car and was a little disappointed to see that Liu Wu was not in the back seat.

Hou Yue got into the car and waved: "Let's go, looking for food! You two discuss what to have for lunch."

Liu Wu looked back at Yao Wang. Yao Wang stood up straight and put his hands on the back of the chair to lean into Liu Wu, smiling and calling "Brother."

Hou Yue said "Ouch": "Little white-eyed wolf, when I saw your brother, I showed you beauty!"

Yao Wang finally gave Hou Yue a smile.

The three discussed what they wanted to eat along the way. In fact, it was Liu Wu and Hou Yue who discussed it. Yao Wang seldom went out to eat. Compared with children of the same age, what he lacked was more than a sense of security. Hou Yue could see this child from his occasional sharp eyes. Very inferior.

Hou Yue: "Yao Wang, what kind of food is delicious in your cafeteria?"

Yao Wang didn't know that he had been tricked, and he could talk about things he knew with a smile on his eyes: "The braised lion's head, chicken nuggets, and mutton cubes are all delicious."

Liu Wu glanced at Hou Yue with a smile. Hou Yue turned on his mobile phone and found a Jin cuisine private restaurant according to the name of the dish reported by Yao Wang.

Yao Wang didn't know it at all. Liu Wu felt that his monkey spirit was sweet, so he reached out and squeezed his hand. Hou Yue was always afraid of scaring Yao Wang and quickly pulled his hand.

Familiar people don't know, Yao Wang has lived in Yao Village for ten years, and he has seen far more absurdities and chaos than Hou Yue knows.

Hou Yue didn't dare to take Liu Wu to public places, he had too many scruples, and when eating, three of them sat in a box with ten people, even the waiter was surprised.

"I'll go shopping in the mall later, or you two will wait for me here."

Liu Wu understood what he meant, and said bluntly, "It's okay, I've already buried it deep in the ground."

Hou Yue was taken aback for a moment, and his expression disappeared instantly. Yao Wang also understood, and wrinkled his nose.

Liu Wu: "I'll give you two seconds to change your expressions back."

Yao Wang bowed his head to eat, no matter how difficult Liu Wu's order was for him, he could do it.Hou Yue turned his head to look out the window. The two of them get together and disperse infrequently. They never talked about the grand funeral or the cremation in Southwest China.

Liu Wu dragged the chair close to him, and stretched out his arms to wrap around Hou Yue's shoulders: "Where is your future?"

Hou Yue: "Just eat!"

Liu Wu saw that Yao Wang was looking at them with his eyelids raised, and he said to Yao Wang, "Look, Brother Monkey is unhappy, what should we do?"

Yao Wang lowered his eyes as if he didn't see it, and then said, "Just a kiss."

Liu Wu: "..." Well done!

Hou Yue: "!!!" Is this kid going to become a genius? !

"Boom!" Liu Wu sipped Hou Yue's lips, the box was big, and the sound echoed.

Yao Wang lifted his eyelids to look at the two of them again, and pointed at Hou Yue with the hand holding the chicken bone: "Look, it's done!"

Liu Wu kept shaking his shoulders holding back his laughter.

Hou Yue stood up from the chair in a "babble", looked at Liu Wu and Yao Wang, and shouted: "I'm fucking running away from home!!!"

The meat in Yao Wang's mouth fell out of shock, so childish!He can't take it anymore, brother, you wish for luck!

Liu Wu picked up his coat and gave Yao Wang a pack of wet wipes: "Hurry up! Wipe your mouth, wipe your hands! Chase people!" Losing his monkey, he and Yao Wang would be homeless.

Hou Yue was stopped halfway by the owner of the private restaurant. The two definitely didn't know each other well, but they wanted to establish a good relationship with Scarlet Head if they didn't hinder their business.

"Yesterday your uncle came, and today you come. Your uncle and nephew flattered my old face, and today I am here to invite you." The boss raised his hand boldly.

Seeing Liu Wu and Yao Wang walking in, Hou Yue looked up at the door, and Liu Wu led Yao Wang away directly.

Hou Yue: "Thank you, Uncle! Don't waive it. Put it on my uncle's account. If he agrees with you to waive the bill, you will be waived." The boss really didn't want Hou Yue to pay for it, and Hou Yue really didn't want people to take advantage of it.

The boss shook his head and smiled: "Your uncle said one thing, you boy, okay! Come to my place next time and have a drink with uncle."

Hou Yue quickly withdrew his polite words.

The private restaurant is quiet amidst the hustle and bustle, and there is a shopping mall next to it.The car Liu Wu drove away and stopped at the side of the road not far away to wait for Yue. As soon as he got in the car, Liu Hao's call came.

Liu Hao: "Monkey boy, have you saved all your hard work and frugality on my head?"

Hou Yue giggled into the phone: "How do you do it? He has to be exempted from the bill, so that he is a big-headed ghost, and my mother can't beat me to death!"

Liu Hao changed his tone: "Who do you invite to dinner, the pomp is not small."

Hou Yue gritted his teeth and let out an "Ouch", which was so affectionate, Liu Wu shook his hand holding the steering wheel, and the car followed suit with an S-line, and Yao Wang jumped directly from the back seat to the space in the front seat .

Liu Hao: "What's wrong?!"

Hou Yue bared his teeth and grinned, but his voice sounded like he was in pain: "Ouch! Fingers hurt, hey~~~yo~~~" The receiver moved away from his mouth, and then hung up.

Liu Wu sighed: "Can you give me a notice next time?"

Hou Yue stretched out his hand to pat him on the shoulder, and then pushed Yao Wang back to the back seat. He didn't forget how these two people were angry with him just now, "Look at the courage of the two of you, is it as big as a steel coin together? Acting! This It's called acting!"

Yao Wang rushed to the roof of the car and rolled his eyes, worried for his brother!

Liu Wu listened with a smile, and if he didn't let the monkey get back, he would be awkward all afternoon.

The three of them were hanging out, Liu Wu was thinking about going to Watsons, and Hou Yue was thinking about buying three pairs of gloves.

Yao Wang was thinking about buying two masks for the two people around him. He found that the three of them were being watched by the big sisters all the way. He was embarrassed by a ten-year-old boy. How could these two people have the nerve to go to the street? !

Yao Wangduo took a look at the indoor climbing wall, Hou Yue dragged Yao Wang to pay the money, and asked the sparring partner to follow, while he and Liu Wu stood and watched underneath.

Liu Wu pointed at Yao Wang and asked, "How long?"

"40 minutes."

Liu Wu turned his head to look at the shops around, and there was a dessert shop behind them, "Go sit there, I'll tell Yao Wang."

Hou Yue went to the dessert shop first, found a clean seat and waited for a while, but did not see Liu Wu coming in, so he simply ordered food and drink, everything was served, and Liu Wu came.

As soon as the waiter delivering drinks and desserts left, Hou Yue raised his head in a daze. Some memory fragments overlapped and overlapped again. He lowered his head and smiled, feeling that he had a really good memory!He didn’t eat so much DHA in vain when he was a child. He pointed to Liu Wu’s pure gray mask: “It’s the first time I saw you, and you are so virtuous.”

Liu Wu was holding a bag in his hand, and put it directly on the table. The crescent eye on the mask curved, and winked at Hou Yue again: "What virtue?"

Hou Yue covered his eyes, his little heart was hit violently!He quickly turned his head to look at Yao Wang on the rock climbing wall, and then turned his head to see that the man hadn't taken off his mask yet. His high nose made the mask protrude very—sexy, he felt like a tent in the morning! !

Liu Wu teased him enough, he picked it up when he was stupid, and took a bite of the cheese matcha cake. Seeing that Hou Yue was still stupid, he simply handed a piece to his mouth: "Open your mouth, what are you thinking about?"

Before Hou Yue opened his mouth to bite the cake, he spit out three words full of anger: "I want|do|you!"

Liu Wu withdrew his hand for a moment, lowered his head and smiled: "Okay, I'll let you hold back." He pushed the bag on the table towards Hou Yue, "See what else is missing?"

Hou Yue took a peek inside the bag, a box of Durex, a bottle of KY, and a tube of ointment!Hou Yue stared at the three things and laughed, then looked at Liu Wu, and laughed even harder, then looked at the things in the bag, couldn't stop laughing, turned to look at Yao Wang, but this time it was not easy.

Liu Wu took a sip of coffee: "If I had known that these things would make you so happy, I should have stocked up a few boxes, so I wouldn't be beaten every time I came back."

Hou Yue rubbed his face, lay down on the table and looked up at him: "If you can stand in front of me in a pair of thongs, I promise..."

Liu Wu was decisive: "I refuse!"

Hou Yue thumped the table: "Fuck!"

Liu Wu leaned back in the chair, hooked his fingers at him, and said, "Come on!"

Hou Yue also leaned back on the chair, his two long legs stretched forward as if there was no place to put them, and his upper body slid down again.

Liu Wu crossed his arms and watched Hou Yue wriggling like a bug, and when he realized it, he bent over and looked under the table.

Hou Yue's fine hair exploded immediately, and he slapped the table: "Look up!"

Liu Wu happened to see him tugging his trousers, then raised his head, his crescent eyes, and shot at Hou Yue with admiration, raised one eyebrow, and bit his lower lip with his teeth.

Hou Yue was blown away, the blood all over his body was on a rampage, he just closed his eyes and didn't look at it, but his eyes were closed, and then his calf was rubbed, again and again...

When he opened his eyes again, red blood streaked up his white eyeballs, Hou Yue reached out and grabbed Liu Wu's arm, and opened his mouth to bite.

Liu Wu pursed his lips tightly, and let out a barely audible muffled hum in his nasal cavity, "Mmm~~~"

Hou Yue's evil fire had nowhere to go, and he bit Liu Wu's arm and bled.

Liu Wu withdrew his arm and took a look. He didn't care about the bleeding. He first saw a tooth mark that was not in the queue. He raised his head and pinched Hou Yue's jaw, opened his mouth and looked inside: "You have a small canine tooth?"

Hou Yue's chin was so pinched that he was drooling, he blocked his hand and said angrily: "I've kissed you for several rounds, is there any, don't you have a count?"

This complaint, Liu Wu likes: "Well, it's really countless!"

Each person ate half of a piece of matcha cake, drank all the coffee, and Yao Wang came back sweating profusely.

Hou Yue wanted to take Yao Wang back to [-], but Liu Wu thought that he had something important to do at night, and said he would pick him up tomorrow.

Yao Wang was also happy to go back to the orphanage, he could see how tired these two men were!

Hou Yue packed cakes and juices for Yao Wang to take back. When the car arrived at the gate of the orphanage, Liu Wu called Yao Wang to stop. If he expected it to be true, it would be a long time before he saw Yao Wang again.

"Have you thought about what you said last time?" Liu Wu sat face to face with Yao Wang in the back seat.

Yao Wang nodded without hesitation: "Think about it, brother, I will follow you, and brother Monkey, I don't want to be re-adopted."

Liu Wushi pointed on his shoulder and pointed at Hou Yue: "Do you know what the relationship between us is?"

Hou Yue was startled, and turned to look at Yao Wang's face. In his eyes, Yao Wang was just a child, and he shouldn't understand these...these things that most people despise and hate.

"Liu Wu..."

Liu Wu glanced at Hou Yue with a smile, and Yao Wang asked at the same time, with some doubts: "Aren't you two in a relationship? What's the matter? I have no objection."

Hou Yue suddenly laughed, very relieved: "Who uses you to agree!" Having said that, he was very happy.

Liu Wu insisted on speaking clearly: "You have to know that my brother and I are different in dating many, many people, and you will even hear a lot of gossip. To be clear, many of your friends and classmates will stay away from you because of this. Now you accept A new family, my brother and I will often visit you..."

Yao Wang cried, stubbornly sticking his neck to let the tears roll around his eyes: "Brother, do you want me? Me, am I troublesome?"

Liu Wu took a deep breath before speaking in a calm tone: "Okay! Let's make this decision, then you will have no chance to find a new family in the future, follow me and Brother Monkey, don't cry!"

Yao Wang wiped his sleeves, tears ran sideways into his temples, his nose sucked in, and he smiled brightly like a sunny day after the rain: "Brother, I am not afraid of others. My younger brother was born by my grandfather and my mother. People in Yaocun have always Say it all the time, I know, but my brother is my brother, you are my brother, you are my brother, brother, you and brother monkey raised me, I can do many things for you when I grow up."

Hou Yue couldn't take it anymore, this little guy was more sensible than his monkey, he had never heard about Yao Wang's younger brother, and he didn't know where that younger brother was.

In this world, why are all the fucking things directed at a child!

Liu Wu got out of the car, stood beside the car and said a few words to Yao Wang, and watched Yao Wang walk backwards into the gate of the orphanage, and as soon as he entered the gate, Yao Wang turned around and ran back.

Hou Yue frowned, and asked Liu Wu who got in the car: "What did you tell him again? Why are you crying again? It's still hard to part."

Liu Wu had a vague idea: "When he sees me, it's not hard to tell."

Hou Yue thought to himself, that's right, Yao Wang's expectation and longing for Liu Wu is too deep.

"I asked him to treat my boyfriend better!" This sentence directly made Hou Yue's thoughts go off.

"Crazy, are you?! Which way do you see that he has a bad attitude? You don't know what he looks like when you picked it up. Isn't it you who is crazy and says he looks like you? Why don't you take care of yourself first?"

Liu Wu's left ear listened to Hou Yue's nagging all the way, and his right ear kept repeating Yao Wang's sentence "Brother, I will help you take care of Brother Monkey..."

When we meet again, I don't know if he will recognize this fast-growing child, and if we meet again, I don't know if Hou Yue will still recognize him as a boyfriend.

Liu Wu interrupted Hou Yue who was talking non-stop: "Go and find Wu Yang."

"Ah?! I thought I could go home."

"I said to accompany you to the New Year, why, there are complaints?"

"I don't just have complaints, I also have grievances!"

"Okay, let's have an in-depth communication tonight. If you don't understand, we will see the result technically."

"Fuck! Are hooligans so professional now? Are you a rogue or a technical stream?"

Liu Wu rested his head on the car window and looked at Hou Yue's side face. The car drove from south to north, and the winter sunset gave Hou Yue a fluffy edge. Who let his boyfriend's filter penetrate the center of the earth, and he can hear the effect of a lotus tongue when cursing.

At that time, he was selling wine at KTV. He heard Hou Yue say that he was of mixed blood, 56 nationalities. This person was rude to mix the two. Liu Wu thought at the time that the extent of this person’s gold on his face was almost catching up with his shameless level. up.

Surprisingly, this "hybrid" is very handsome, with a three-dimensional face, European-style eyes, thick and sexy lips, plus that foreign-style cow licking curly hair, tsk!

"Did you hear?"

"Huh? Huh." Liu Wu pulled his heart, which was deeply troubled by the beauty of his boyfriend, back on track, and after sitting upright, he saw Liu Hong's apartment.

Wu Yang was cooking in the kitchen. Hou Yue didn't know that Liu Hong had such a complete set of kitchen utensils.

Hou Yue grinned: "Stop making trouble!"

Liu Wu was very unconvinced, and pushed the person out, "Wait to eat!" The kitchen door closed in front of Hou Yue.

Hou Yue scratched his head and cursed at the door: "Hey! I'm sorry!"

Wu Yang's daughter stood behind him and asked, "I'm watching the cute chicken team, do you watch it?"

Hou Yue: "..." What the hell? !

Seeing that Hou Yue didn't seem to understand, the daughter of Wu Yang dragged him to the sofa, pointed to the tablet computer on the coffee table and began to explain: "Look at her name is Duo Duo, and there is a flower on her head, this fat dick with a small schoolbag is called Daewoo..."

Hou Yue was stunned for two seconds and remembered, why did he listen to a four or five-year-old kid talking about cartoons? !

In the kitchen, Wu Yang glanced back and said, "Shouldn't you hurry up and say something after sending the person away?"

Liu Wu leaned on the cabinet, turned his head to see Wu Yang harming a half-dead fish: "Did you ask for me?"

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