The tyrant forced me to form CP[Transmigration Book]

"No."

Qi Huaimo stomped on Xiao Beixuan's thigh, deliberately teasing him, saying: "Forget it this time, I'll buy it tomorrow."

"Where can I buy it? How to buy it?" Xiao Beixuan held his ankle, "I'll go buy it."

"Just so curious?"

"I'm not curious, wouldn't it be better to use that?"

"Okay." Qi Huaimo reached out to him.

Xiao Bei Xuan understood and pulled him up.Then the two changed their clothes together, went downstairs, and entered the convenience store downstairs.

It was the first time for Qi Huaimo to buy this thing, and he always felt a little embarrassed, but he thought it was okay.

He first took Xiao Beixuan to the freezer, bought two bottles of yogurt, bought two pairs of underwear for Xiao Beixuan, and then went to pay the bill.

When checking out, I took a box of covers and put them on the counter naturally.Seeing that there was lubricant beside him, he also took a bottle.

The cashier was not surprised and did not show any strangeness.

At this time, Xiao Beixuan suddenly spoke.

He said, "Buy more."

The cashier suddenly looked up and took a look at them.

Qi Huaimo wanted to die already.

But in order not to let Xiao Beixuan think that he did something wrong, he pretended to be calm, bought an extra copy of the two items, and then checked out and left.

After returning home, Qi Huaimo went to wash the newly bought underwear, while Xiao Beixuan studied the underwear in the room.

When Qi Huaimo finished drying his underwear and entered the room, he happened to see the other party wearing that thing himself, but...something was wrong.

He locked the door behind him and walked towards the bed: "Honey, you have...you have to get up and put it on."

It's all his fault, because he didn't write a detailed tutorial in the article.

But now he can teach live.

The teaching process is omitted.

Early the next morning, the two were awakened by a loud knock on the door.

Qi's mother shouted outside: "The sun is drying your butt, hurry up and eat, and go shopping after eating."

Shocked, Xiao Beixuan immediately sat up, then turned around and called Qi Huaimo.

Qi Huaimo covered his face with the quilt: "Didn't we agree to let us sleep until we wake up naturally..."

Sure enough, mothers are liars.

I heard Qi's mother shouting outside: "Xiao Da has come, how long are you two going to sleep?"

"Ergou?" Qi Huaimo opened his eyes, "Doesn't he need to code?"

When guests came to the house, he couldn't stay in bed anymore, so he had to get up.

He got dressed first and went out to say hello to Jiang Da, and asked if he didn't need code words?

Jiang Da said: "I've been off for a long time. Don't be in a hurry now. Didn't uncle go out to do some errands today? Let me go shopping with you. Anyway, I'm fine."

"That's fine, you can develop a relationship with him by the way." Qi Huaimo yawned, went around them to the balcony to take down the underwear that was dried yesterday, and gave it to Xiao Beixuan.

During breakfast, Qi Huaimo said to Xiao Beixuan: "Take out your phone and add his WeChat and Q."

Xiao Beixuan looked at Jiang Da the same way: "No need."

Qi Huaimo suppressed a smile, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "Add it, add it, he will send you red envelopes during the New Year and holidays."

Once added, Jiang Da immediately sent red envelopes to Xiao Beixuan's WeChat and Q respectively.

Qi Huaimo took it on his behalf, and said with a smile, "Thank you, brother dog."

Jiang Da said, "I gave the money."

Qi Huaimo sneered: "Two eight yuan, who are you fooling?"

After the meal, the four of them went out to a nearby shopping mall.

When taking the escalator, Qi's mother pulled Xiao Beixuan to make him be careful.

Qi Huaimo said: "We built such an elevator in that world, and it was operated by a mechanism."

"So powerful." Mother Qi was surprised.

Qi Huaimo said: "I said in my speech that I had a good time there."

Qi Huaimo doesn't have to worry about choosing clothes.In the past, his mother helped him choose most of his clothes, and it is still the same now.Qi's mother is very good at buying clothes, and the ones she chooses are very suitable for them.

In other words, good-looking people look good in anything.

It's just that when paying the bill, Jiang Da rushed to pay.

"Don't, don't, don't," Qi Huaimo stopped him, "If you can't do it, you can just be our driver."

Jiang Da looked at Xiao Beixuan and said, "I came here today to do this."

Qi's mother also shook her head again and again: "No, no, of course I, the mother, should buy the clothes for my son and my son-in-law."

"No," Qi Huaimo took out his mobile phone, "I must have bought my husband's and my clothes myself, and the money I saved before is useless."

"Then take a step back," Jiang Da said, "I'll buy his clothes, and you can buy yours yourself, how about that? Although he doesn't recognize me, I'm his thing after all... right?"

"That's fine." In order for them to cultivate their relationship, Qi Huaimo agreed.

Anyway, he and Ergou have been friends for many years, and there is always a chance to return favors.

Seeing Xiao Beixuan's unhappy face, he comforted him: "Don't mind. He wrote you so badly, you should spend his money now."

Xiao Beixuan could barely accept what he said.

After shopping for clothes, Jiang Da drove them around again, mainly to show Xiao Beixuan around and let him get familiar with modern life.

Qi Huaimo bought a laptop for Xiao Beixuan by the way, and planned to teach him how to use it when he went back.

On the way, Jiang Da also asked about Jun Yi, and Qi Huaimo told him as much as possible in detail, telling him that his own son was doing well there.

"Then what about your essay?" he asked.

"I started to continue writing last night." Jiang Da said, "I will write another edition based on your experience and make a conclusion. Then I will start writing a new article."

"What about the readers?"

"Don't worry about it. As long as everything in my new article is normal, it's fine. By the way," Jiang Da looked back at Xiao Beixuan from the inside mirror of the car, "do you still have to teach him a lot?"

"Well," Qi Huaimo said, "he's very smart and learns things quickly, so don't worry."

Father Qi called them in the afternoon and asked them to take Xiao Beixuan to apply for an ID card.

Coming out of the police station, Xiao Beixuan asked, "Can I work part-time after I have an ID card?"

"Part-time job?" Qi's father was slightly taken aback, and then said with a smile, "Didn't you just come back? There is no need to rush this matter. You should have a good rest first, and play for a while before talking about it."

"That's right," Qi Huaimo held Xiao Beixuan's arm, "you should get familiar with this world first. I'll teach you how to play computer at night."

Back home, Qi Huaimo and his mother went to cook, Xiao Beixuan was dragged by Qi's father to play chess.

In the kitchen, Qi Huaimo said to his mother: "Thank you and Dad for being so kind to him. Actually, I was quite worried yesterday when you opened the door and you only cared about me. I didn't expect you to treat him better than me."

The last sentence was a joke, and he laughed himself after saying it.

Mother Qi poked him on the head first, and then said with a smile: "Because you said in your speech that you wanted to bring him back together, and Xiaoda also told us that you might come back together, so your dad and I have practiced many times. We must not neglect him, we have long been prepared to be father-in-law and mother-in-law."

Qi Huaimo was a little sad when he heard his mother say that he had practiced many times.

His eyes were red: "I was so happy yesterday that I forgot to say that you and Dad have worked hard in the past two years. We will stay by your side well."

"Why are we working hard? We are not working hard." Qi's mother said while cooking, "Xiao Da has always told us that you have a chance to come back. So your father and I encourage each other, let's eat, drink, sleep well, and take care Body, I look forward to your return with full energy. In fact, we have been fine, so you don’t have to be sad.”

She turned her head to look at her son: "I just felt very uncomfortable when I saw you saying that I was homesick."

After saying this, she couldn't help crying.

Qi Huaimo hurriedly wiped away tears for his mother, and then hugged her. "I did the same over there. I didn't suffer much. He treated me very well."

He turned his head to look at the chess players in the living room, and said in a low voice, "I presume to get married..."

"What's the matter?" Qi's mother said with a smile, "Marriage is your own business. As long as you think about it, we will support and bless you. Besides, Xiaoxuan's child is very good, and we are also very satisfied. In the future, you can live a good life. By the way, when will you hold a banquet? I can help you make arrangements."

"Just talking, how can we really call relatives here with great fanfare, besides, we don't have any relatives in our family." Qi Huaimo was washing vegetables beside him, "I originally wanted to cook by myself and eat with your elders, Then just call a few friends. But I don’t seem to have many friends in Two-dimensional.”

"That has to be done," Qi's mother turned to look at him. "Then let's do it like this. After that, you two go on a trip and spend your honeymoon. You take him around."

"I don't want to leave for the time being," Qi Huaimo brought the washed dishes to his mother. "Let's stay at home for a few months. I want to teach him before taking him out."

"That's fine too."

After dinner, Qi Huaimo dragged Xiao Beixuan into the study, taught him pinyin and typing.

Halfway through the teaching, Qi's mother went in to listen, and complained for a while that he didn't teach well.

"You didn't make any preparations when you saw it. You just opened your mouth. There is no concept for you to teach him like this. Get out of the way, let me do it."

"All right, all right, come here." Qi Huaimo immediately gave up his seat.

His mother used to be an elementary school teacher, and she really knows how to teach this better than him.

When Qi's mother opened her mouth, it was as if she had returned to the years when she was a primary school teacher, and Qi Huaimo couldn't help laughing. "Don't act like you're teaching a child. He's not a child anymore."

"Shut up," Qi's mother scolded, "he will always be mother's child just like you."

Qi Huaimo's heart warmed up: "Alright, I won't talk anymore."

He shut his mouth, played on his computer next to him, checked on Weibo, his last post was posted by his parents during the Chinese New Year, and there are readers urging him to start a new post as soon as possible.

After reading the private message for a while, Qi Huaimo sent a new update.

[Black Meow Qiqi V: I'm back!how's everyone?Meow~]

After posting, he suddenly grabbed Xiao Beixuan's hand, took a photo, and then posted a second update.

[Hei Miao Qi Qi V: Miao Miao has someone~[心][心][心]]

Someone commented on it as soon as it was posted.

Qi Huaimo looked at it, and it was Ergou.

"There is no dog in the world V: Congratulations to Silly Meow for finally getting married, dad loves you. [erha][erha]"

Qi Huaimo typed with one hand, and replied: "Go away. [喵喵] [喵喵]"

Soon after, the comments piled up, and readers expressed their blessings.

The first hot comment: "If I'm not mistaken, the hand my wife is holding seems to belong to a boy..."

Qi Huaimo replied: "Yes, you read that right, and I didn't hold it wrong either. [喵喵]"

The second most popular comment: "It turns out that the reason why my wife doesn't update the post is because there is a shit-shoveling officer. This shit-shoveling officer is really abominable. He actually took over our wife. Quickly, expose him!"

A bunch of people commented: "Expose him!"

Qi Huaimo was actually a little shaken, he just... really wanted to show off, really wanted to show off his affection.But he also knew that he had to protect his privacy, especially Xiao Beixuan.

After thinking about it, he still couldn't help it.

Suddenly, his mother's voice sounded——

"How long will you hold it? Will you let him write?"