urgent!How to pursue the president
Chapter 31 Chapter 26
The sage Heraclitus said that no one will wade into the same river twice.He waded into the same muddy water twice.
Sure enough, if you don't listen to the sage's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.Bai Suhang sighed.
——"I said, are you doing nothing?"
Bai Suhang was sitting at the bar counter, looking helplessly at the two people in front of him, almost wondering whether they had installed GPS on their bodies, and followed them wherever they went, as if they were sold in a bundle, one came first and the other A certain heel.
"Baby, have you forgotten that I quit the circle for you? Now all my time is yours." Xie Yan showed him a doting smile.
"Sounds good, didn't you get expelled from the entertainment industry because of promiscuous sex?" Lai Ming snorted coldly, "Otherwise, with this face, you wouldn't be able to quit even if you wanted to."
"My day, do you want to praise or hurt?" Xie Yan glared at him.
Lai Ming turned to look at him, and said two words slowly: "Stupid, stupid."
"I fuck your mother!" Xie Yan rushed forward, grabbed his collar, and raised his fist to beat him. Seeing his face, he hesitated again, "If it wasn't for your face, I would have Beat you!"
With a "bang", Lai Ming swept his long legs, kicked him in the stomach first, and kicked him to the ground.
Xie Yan stood up and rushed over. The two 1.8-meter tall men wrestled frantically, but tacitly avoided each other's face and attacked other vital points.
People around danced and avoided, and the store manager who received the report from the enthusiastic crowd took the lead and rushed into the encirclement. Unfortunately, he was short and fat, and lacked energy, so he couldn't pull him away, and he was beaten and flew out. A few more security guards were called from behind, and they were pulled away.
"Stupid." Amidst the commotion, Bai Suhang stood up and was about to walk out the door.
"Suhang!" Xie Yan took a step forward, and "shua" took out another dagger, which was the same as the one in the small villa last time.
"..." This idiot came again.Su Baihang stopped helplessly: "If you have something to say, why don't you use a knife or a gun?"
"Suhang, are you really here with me because of this face?" Xie Yan showed an extremely sad expression, holding a knife and was about to hit his face, "If that's the case, I'd rather put this face It’s ruined, and I don’t want you to look for his shadow on me!”
... No, why did you suddenly start the rhythm of cruelty?Didn't even lay the groundwork?Without foreplay, such a sudden orgasm is unbearable!
Bai Suhang was taken aback for a moment, and saw that many enthusiastic people around had taken out their mobile phones to live broadcast, and some of them had already shouted at the camera: "Exclusive big gossip! A pair of fresh meat twins robbed our white lotus beauty, and beat him right Breaking blood! Double-click 666, thank you for the old iron yacht..."
As soon as this video comes out, coupled with this "don't quarrel because of me" attitude, it is estimated that tomorrow he will become a true peerless white lotus in the entertainment industry.
"Old Chen!" Bai Suhang whispered.
The store manager, who was accidentally injured and lying on the ground, bounced up, went up and snatched the man's mobile phone, and yelled loudly: "No filming, no filming!! It's all scattered! Clear the scene!"
A few security guards started to drive people out, and they didn't care whether to pay or not.
Seeing that the people were almost gone, Bai Suhang lowered his voice and said: "Xie Yan, you are enough, do you want me to be laughed at by others?"
"I just want an answer, is it that difficult? Yes, or no?" The point of the knife was so straight against the face.
Lai Ming's eyes also stared at him closely.
Bai Suhang sighed: "You put down the knife, this face means nothing to me."
Xie Yan lowered his hand, and the light of hope appeared in his eyes.
"I'm with you, but each takes what we need. I know you love to play, and I know that one day we will be separated. It's easy to get along like this. I'm fed up with the so-called devotion and commitment."
One sentence hurt two people, he knew it, but it was the way it was.
Lai Ming suddenly looked depressed and looked at him weakly.
Seeing that the surrounding area was basically cleared, Bai Suhang simply said something, he took a step forward, and gently took Xie Yan's hand holding the knife: "From the beginning to the end, I didn't think I was sorry for you, but you did it again and again. Pressing each other with a knife, Xie Yan, don't you think you are going too far?"
Xie Yan hesitated: "I..."
In almost an instant, Bai Suhang snatched the dagger from his hand, and slammed it into his neck!
Blood splashed out.
"This is the last time we meet, don't show up in front of me again." Bai Suhang let go and threw the knife on the ground, "You really make me sick."
"Thank you! What are you doing?!!"
A scream erupted in the silent space, and it was the manager's voice. Su Baihang, who was about to leave gracefully, had to stop again, and turned around——
I saw Xie Yan pick up the dagger thrown by Bai Suhang from the ground, and wanted to stab himself. Lai Ming, who was closest to him, didn't bother to pay attention to him. Suddenly, a young man jumped out from the side, rushed over and directly stabbed the dagger. Hold it!The tip of the knife stayed only an inch away from Xie Yan's abdomen, and the man's palm was dripping with blood instantly!
"Kangdang" the dagger fell to the ground, accompanied by a pool of blood.
"Really, don't implicate others if you want to die." Bai Suhang was very helpless, walked in front of Xie Yan, knelt down, and wiped the tears on his face with his hand, "Why are you crying? It's not that you don't want me first." ?"
"But, I regret it, Suhang, I regret it, none of them can compare to you... I was wrong, Suhang, please forgive me, I was really wrong..."
Looking at the big boy with tears streaming down his face and speaking incoherently, Bai Suhang felt nothing in his heart. He stood up, casually pulled a silk napkin from the bar, and surrounded the young man's hand: "I'm sorry. " Turning his face to the store manager who was stunned watching the show, he scolded: "What are you doing in a daze? Don't you want to get the first aid kit?"
"Oh, yes, yes..." Lao Chen's fat body twisted, and he rushed out like an arrow off the string.
"Let's stop the bleeding first." Bai Suhang raised his head, and was instantly amazed by this face - it was that he had been walking around in the entertainment industry for so many years, and he rarely saw such a top-notch appearance.
"It's okay." The young man also looked at him with a pair of glass bead-like eyes.
Bai Suhang couldn't help but take a few more glances, then lowered his head in a concealed manner.
——The hands held in the palm of your hand, even if stained with blood, you can still feel the dry and warm aftermath. It conveys a steady and heavy symbol of masculine strength, which is enough to satisfy all fantasies of manual control.
"Why, did you like it?" Lai Ming said coolly at the side, before Bai Suhang could reply, he turned his face and shouted thanks: "Don't cry! It's so ugly, it really ruins this face!"
But no, with snot and tears, facial features wrinkled together, eyes red and swollen, nose turned into a rosacea, it's so pitiful, Lai Ming looked at the opposite face and swore he would never cry in his life It's so ugly, so ugly, like a pig's head.
"CAO, get up!" Lai Ming forcibly picked up the thank you words who were about to cry, cursing and cursing while stopping the bleeding, "What the hell are you crying? How old are you? Still crying!"
Xie Yan still couldn't stop crying, hiccupping from crying.
After a simple bandage to stop the bleeding, Bai Suhang was still uneasy - who knows if the knife has been sterilized?He asked Lao Chen about any hospitals and clinics nearby, and planned to personally drive this brave passer-by to further bandage him and give him a tetanus shot.
The young man followed him obediently.
They looked at each other silently all the way.
After leaving the clinic and confirming that there is no impact on daily life and work, Bai Suhang said with some embarrassment: "Thank you today, thanks to you, nothing really happened."
The young man waved his hand: "It's easy."
The two got into the car, and the young man asked him to stop at the fork in the two intersections and just let him go. While driving, Bai Suhang wanted to ask for a number, but felt it was not the time, so he struggled for a while, and the intersection was over. arrive.
He watched the handsome, steady and youthful young man get out of the car, and sighed for no reason, more regretful than any sigh today.
the next morning.
Bai Suhang raised his head, thinking of what happened last night, he couldn't help but sigh while sitting in the newly rented office.
"Hehe, brother, you are still so tempted today, and you are a little bit more stunningly sad." A small, exquisite, delicate and slender girl beside her covered her mouth and smiled lightly.
Bai Suhang: "..." What the hell is a cub?If I had known that this cousin didn't speak human words all day long, I shouldn't have let my aunt push her in.
Bai Suhang looked down at the final selection list of the designer team, and asked, "Are you sure you didn't select people based on their looks?"
"Of course not~ Like the chief designer of the team, Mr. Mu Fei, he is the youngest CFDA/VogueFashionFund winner."
"What is that?" Bai Suhang asked.
"The authoritative design competition co-sponsored by CFDA and Vogue."
Bai Suhang thought for a while: "I know Vogue, what is CFDA?"
Bai Lingling said with disgust: "Brother, you are really... CFDA is the Council of Fashion Designers of America."
"Oh, I see, no wonder it sounds familiar." He remembered that Lai Ming had also participated in the competition back then.
Bai Lingling picked up Mufei's resume and smiled triumphantly: "Our chief designer is 187cm tall, 75kg in weight, black in karate, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk of!"
"ALPHA? What design agency is that short for?" Bai Suhang frowned.
Bai Lingling's daughter-in-law smiled: "Oh hehe, guess what?"
Bai Suhang smiled: "How about I recruit another assistant to replace you?"
"Then I'll go and complain to my aunt that you fired me for no reason!" Bai Lingling put her hands on her hips.
"If you talk nonsense again, I will deduct your salary." Contradictingly deducted 100 yuan, and deducted until the negative number was deducted.
Bai Lingling didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to look at Mu Fei's resume: "...I finished college at the age of 17 and studied abroad in Istituto Marangoni, Italy for two years. Didn't that just turn 19 this year? Damn, brother, I quickly dived into him!"
Bai Suhang frowned: "Girls, can you be more reserved?"
Bai Lingling nodded: "You should be more reserved, otherwise, let him recognize you as godfather first?"
Bai Suhang: "..." Are all the young girls these days so fierce?
Su Baihang lowered his head to look at the resume carefully, glanced at the ID photo again and again, and gasped suddenly - the chief designer Mu Fei, who even took such a handsome ID photo, is not the same as yesterday The young man whose palm was cut off late?
Legend has it that everyone in this world has a clone///body who looks exactly like himself. When meeting this clone//body, extremely terrifying things will happen.This is the urban legend "Double Body".
As for what is extremely terrifying... The wise see the wisdom, and the benevolent see benevolence.
So when Xie Yan opened his eyes and saw the same face next to the pillow, he thought he was looking in the mirror, and he didn't react until he stretched out his hand to grab the other person's face—"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Why is Pin on my bed!?"
He jumped up only to realize that he was not wearing a thread.
"What's the noise..." Lai Ming rubbed his eyes and saw a naked///man bouncing up and down in front of him. This naked man looked exactly like him, and his face turned pale immediately, "Damn it..."
The two looked at each other for a while, remembering what happened last night - after Bai Suhang and the brave boy left, both of them were quite upset, so they put aside their conflicts and struggles for the time being, stayed and drank wine together, and chatted while drinking The past that was played wantonly by Bai Suhang, the more they talked, the more they resonated, and the more they talked, the more indignant they became, so they drank more and more, and naturally drank the fragments, and finally went to the hotel hand in hand to open a room in a daze...
After Xie Yan jumped up and down a few times, he couldn't move anymore. He slumped on the bed, touched his back, and grinned in pain: "You bastard, you are three centimeters shorter than me and dare to fuck me!!!"
Lai Ming snorted coldly: "So what if I'm shorter than you? I'm longer than you."
You have already lost someone, you can't lose face again.Xie Yan roared angrily: "How is it possible? I must be longer than you by one meter!"
"Let's compare if you don't believe me?" Lai Ming didn't even bother to raise his eyelids.
Xie Yan roared: "Come here! Afraid of you?"
So the drunken and disorderly two didn't have any extremely bloody or extremely meaty scenes, but they even got together calmly to compare who's bird is bigger.
"Look, are you convinced?" Lai Ming was very satisfied with the results of the actual operation.
Xie Yan said bluntly: "No, this is unscientific, and the coefficient of expansion must be included!"
Lai Ming made love to him: "Come on, I'll convince you!"
In the spirit of rigorous and serious scientific practice, the two refused to admit defeat and began to rub the birds, each rubbing their own kind.
When the results of the final evaluation came out, Lai Ming was proud: "Are you convinced now?"
Xie Yan continued to speak bluntly: "A man is not judged by size, but by skill!"
Lai Ming lazily smoked his belated afterthought: "I'm better than you when it comes to technology."
Xie Yan: "How do you know that you are better than me if you don't let me try it? If you fucked me, you should let me fuck you anyway, right?"
Lai Ming glanced at him: "No, I think your face is shriveled——I'm not interested in attacking myself, last night was just an accident."
"Damn, that's nice to say, you think I'm very sexual//interesting?" Xie Yan also managed to wilt, and put on his pants, "You're an inferior product——ah!"
Lai Ming held the cigarette in his left hand, and stretched out his right hand to grab the hair at the back of Xie Yan's head forcefully, forcing him to kneel down suddenly: "Lai Ming, do you remember? Say something inferior and try again?"
"Wow! Remember! My waist, my waist, it hurts..." Xie Yan screamed again and again.
Lai Ming let go of his hand, and Xie Yan rubbed his sore waist in pain: "Fuck, do you still have humanity? Last night I was so tormented that I almost fell apart, and now I'm doing this again, it's really bad luck ..."
"It proves that I am skilled." Lai Ming disagreed.
Xie Yan put on his clothes, then turned around and said, "Hey, just pretend that what happened last night never happened, you are not allowed to tell Su Hang."
Lai Ming looked him up and down: "You haven't given up yet?"
Xie Yan's eyes were extremely firm: "Why should I give up? Su Hang must still like me, he is just taking revenge on me."
"Come on, he never liked you from the beginning to the end. If you didn't have this face, he wouldn't even look at you." Lai Ming flicked the cigarette ash off, "It's me he likes."
Xie Yan refused to accept: "If he really liked you, he wouldn't have broken up with you in the first place."
Lai Ming retorted: "Oh? Then why did he break up with you?"
Xie Yan: "I hurt his heart when I was an idiot and ignorant."
Lai Ming: "I didn't do anything back then, didn't I also get dumped by him?"
Thank you: "..."
Lai Ming: "..."
The two looked at each other, and saw exactly the same sadness in each other's eyes, just like looking in a mirror.
The two dumped people searched and searched with slim hopes, but the one who abandoned them seemed innocent and exiled himself thousands of miles away, out of reach.
"Anyway, I won't give up. For him, I don't have to die." Xie Yan gritted his teeth and touched the scar on his stomach.
Lai Ming mocked: "You can give up for his life, but you still slept with me, no wonder Bai Suhang wants to break up with you."
Xie Yan was speechless by his support, and it took him a long time to force out a sentence: "Aren't you the same?"
Lai Ming gave him a squinting look: "If I were really as bad as you back then, I wouldn't be so entangled now."
In other words, he sneered: "So you just don't want to be dumped for no reason. If you really couldn't let go of Suhang, you should have appeared long ago."
Lai Ming kicked it out: "Are you finished? Get out!" Xie Yan was so scared that he jumped out immediately.
The room returned to silence, and Lai Ming was disappointed and said, "You know what a fart."
——Compared with knowing how to cherish something after losing it, which is more hurtful than knowing how to cherish it from the beginning, but still losing it in the end?
—Maybe there will never be an answer.
The author has something to say:
As the saying goes, sex after drinking is a great panacea for Calvin. Someone has to be caught. If you don't fall into the trap, who will fall into the trap?
Sure enough, if you don't listen to the sage's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.Bai Suhang sighed.
——"I said, are you doing nothing?"
Bai Suhang was sitting at the bar counter, looking helplessly at the two people in front of him, almost wondering whether they had installed GPS on their bodies, and followed them wherever they went, as if they were sold in a bundle, one came first and the other A certain heel.
"Baby, have you forgotten that I quit the circle for you? Now all my time is yours." Xie Yan showed him a doting smile.
"Sounds good, didn't you get expelled from the entertainment industry because of promiscuous sex?" Lai Ming snorted coldly, "Otherwise, with this face, you wouldn't be able to quit even if you wanted to."
"My day, do you want to praise or hurt?" Xie Yan glared at him.
Lai Ming turned to look at him, and said two words slowly: "Stupid, stupid."
"I fuck your mother!" Xie Yan rushed forward, grabbed his collar, and raised his fist to beat him. Seeing his face, he hesitated again, "If it wasn't for your face, I would have Beat you!"
With a "bang", Lai Ming swept his long legs, kicked him in the stomach first, and kicked him to the ground.
Xie Yan stood up and rushed over. The two 1.8-meter tall men wrestled frantically, but tacitly avoided each other's face and attacked other vital points.
People around danced and avoided, and the store manager who received the report from the enthusiastic crowd took the lead and rushed into the encirclement. Unfortunately, he was short and fat, and lacked energy, so he couldn't pull him away, and he was beaten and flew out. A few more security guards were called from behind, and they were pulled away.
"Stupid." Amidst the commotion, Bai Suhang stood up and was about to walk out the door.
"Suhang!" Xie Yan took a step forward, and "shua" took out another dagger, which was the same as the one in the small villa last time.
"..." This idiot came again.Su Baihang stopped helplessly: "If you have something to say, why don't you use a knife or a gun?"
"Suhang, are you really here with me because of this face?" Xie Yan showed an extremely sad expression, holding a knife and was about to hit his face, "If that's the case, I'd rather put this face It’s ruined, and I don’t want you to look for his shadow on me!”
... No, why did you suddenly start the rhythm of cruelty?Didn't even lay the groundwork?Without foreplay, such a sudden orgasm is unbearable!
Bai Suhang was taken aback for a moment, and saw that many enthusiastic people around had taken out their mobile phones to live broadcast, and some of them had already shouted at the camera: "Exclusive big gossip! A pair of fresh meat twins robbed our white lotus beauty, and beat him right Breaking blood! Double-click 666, thank you for the old iron yacht..."
As soon as this video comes out, coupled with this "don't quarrel because of me" attitude, it is estimated that tomorrow he will become a true peerless white lotus in the entertainment industry.
"Old Chen!" Bai Suhang whispered.
The store manager, who was accidentally injured and lying on the ground, bounced up, went up and snatched the man's mobile phone, and yelled loudly: "No filming, no filming!! It's all scattered! Clear the scene!"
A few security guards started to drive people out, and they didn't care whether to pay or not.
Seeing that the people were almost gone, Bai Suhang lowered his voice and said: "Xie Yan, you are enough, do you want me to be laughed at by others?"
"I just want an answer, is it that difficult? Yes, or no?" The point of the knife was so straight against the face.
Lai Ming's eyes also stared at him closely.
Bai Suhang sighed: "You put down the knife, this face means nothing to me."
Xie Yan lowered his hand, and the light of hope appeared in his eyes.
"I'm with you, but each takes what we need. I know you love to play, and I know that one day we will be separated. It's easy to get along like this. I'm fed up with the so-called devotion and commitment."
One sentence hurt two people, he knew it, but it was the way it was.
Lai Ming suddenly looked depressed and looked at him weakly.
Seeing that the surrounding area was basically cleared, Bai Suhang simply said something, he took a step forward, and gently took Xie Yan's hand holding the knife: "From the beginning to the end, I didn't think I was sorry for you, but you did it again and again. Pressing each other with a knife, Xie Yan, don't you think you are going too far?"
Xie Yan hesitated: "I..."
In almost an instant, Bai Suhang snatched the dagger from his hand, and slammed it into his neck!
Blood splashed out.
"This is the last time we meet, don't show up in front of me again." Bai Suhang let go and threw the knife on the ground, "You really make me sick."
"Thank you! What are you doing?!!"
A scream erupted in the silent space, and it was the manager's voice. Su Baihang, who was about to leave gracefully, had to stop again, and turned around——
I saw Xie Yan pick up the dagger thrown by Bai Suhang from the ground, and wanted to stab himself. Lai Ming, who was closest to him, didn't bother to pay attention to him. Suddenly, a young man jumped out from the side, rushed over and directly stabbed the dagger. Hold it!The tip of the knife stayed only an inch away from Xie Yan's abdomen, and the man's palm was dripping with blood instantly!
"Kangdang" the dagger fell to the ground, accompanied by a pool of blood.
"Really, don't implicate others if you want to die." Bai Suhang was very helpless, walked in front of Xie Yan, knelt down, and wiped the tears on his face with his hand, "Why are you crying? It's not that you don't want me first." ?"
"But, I regret it, Suhang, I regret it, none of them can compare to you... I was wrong, Suhang, please forgive me, I was really wrong..."
Looking at the big boy with tears streaming down his face and speaking incoherently, Bai Suhang felt nothing in his heart. He stood up, casually pulled a silk napkin from the bar, and surrounded the young man's hand: "I'm sorry. " Turning his face to the store manager who was stunned watching the show, he scolded: "What are you doing in a daze? Don't you want to get the first aid kit?"
"Oh, yes, yes..." Lao Chen's fat body twisted, and he rushed out like an arrow off the string.
"Let's stop the bleeding first." Bai Suhang raised his head, and was instantly amazed by this face - it was that he had been walking around in the entertainment industry for so many years, and he rarely saw such a top-notch appearance.
"It's okay." The young man also looked at him with a pair of glass bead-like eyes.
Bai Suhang couldn't help but take a few more glances, then lowered his head in a concealed manner.
——The hands held in the palm of your hand, even if stained with blood, you can still feel the dry and warm aftermath. It conveys a steady and heavy symbol of masculine strength, which is enough to satisfy all fantasies of manual control.
"Why, did you like it?" Lai Ming said coolly at the side, before Bai Suhang could reply, he turned his face and shouted thanks: "Don't cry! It's so ugly, it really ruins this face!"
But no, with snot and tears, facial features wrinkled together, eyes red and swollen, nose turned into a rosacea, it's so pitiful, Lai Ming looked at the opposite face and swore he would never cry in his life It's so ugly, so ugly, like a pig's head.
"CAO, get up!" Lai Ming forcibly picked up the thank you words who were about to cry, cursing and cursing while stopping the bleeding, "What the hell are you crying? How old are you? Still crying!"
Xie Yan still couldn't stop crying, hiccupping from crying.
After a simple bandage to stop the bleeding, Bai Suhang was still uneasy - who knows if the knife has been sterilized?He asked Lao Chen about any hospitals and clinics nearby, and planned to personally drive this brave passer-by to further bandage him and give him a tetanus shot.
The young man followed him obediently.
They looked at each other silently all the way.
After leaving the clinic and confirming that there is no impact on daily life and work, Bai Suhang said with some embarrassment: "Thank you today, thanks to you, nothing really happened."
The young man waved his hand: "It's easy."
The two got into the car, and the young man asked him to stop at the fork in the two intersections and just let him go. While driving, Bai Suhang wanted to ask for a number, but felt it was not the time, so he struggled for a while, and the intersection was over. arrive.
He watched the handsome, steady and youthful young man get out of the car, and sighed for no reason, more regretful than any sigh today.
the next morning.
Bai Suhang raised his head, thinking of what happened last night, he couldn't help but sigh while sitting in the newly rented office.
"Hehe, brother, you are still so tempted today, and you are a little bit more stunningly sad." A small, exquisite, delicate and slender girl beside her covered her mouth and smiled lightly.
Bai Suhang: "..." What the hell is a cub?If I had known that this cousin didn't speak human words all day long, I shouldn't have let my aunt push her in.
Bai Suhang looked down at the final selection list of the designer team, and asked, "Are you sure you didn't select people based on their looks?"
"Of course not~ Like the chief designer of the team, Mr. Mu Fei, he is the youngest CFDA/VogueFashionFund winner."
"What is that?" Bai Suhang asked.
"The authoritative design competition co-sponsored by CFDA and Vogue."
Bai Suhang thought for a while: "I know Vogue, what is CFDA?"
Bai Lingling said with disgust: "Brother, you are really... CFDA is the Council of Fashion Designers of America."
"Oh, I see, no wonder it sounds familiar." He remembered that Lai Ming had also participated in the competition back then.
Bai Lingling picked up Mufei's resume and smiled triumphantly: "Our chief designer is 187cm tall, 75kg in weight, black in karate, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk of!"
"ALPHA? What design agency is that short for?" Bai Suhang frowned.
Bai Lingling's daughter-in-law smiled: "Oh hehe, guess what?"
Bai Suhang smiled: "How about I recruit another assistant to replace you?"
"Then I'll go and complain to my aunt that you fired me for no reason!" Bai Lingling put her hands on her hips.
"If you talk nonsense again, I will deduct your salary." Contradictingly deducted 100 yuan, and deducted until the negative number was deducted.
Bai Lingling didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to look at Mu Fei's resume: "...I finished college at the age of 17 and studied abroad in Istituto Marangoni, Italy for two years. Didn't that just turn 19 this year? Damn, brother, I quickly dived into him!"
Bai Suhang frowned: "Girls, can you be more reserved?"
Bai Lingling nodded: "You should be more reserved, otherwise, let him recognize you as godfather first?"
Bai Suhang: "..." Are all the young girls these days so fierce?
Su Baihang lowered his head to look at the resume carefully, glanced at the ID photo again and again, and gasped suddenly - the chief designer Mu Fei, who even took such a handsome ID photo, is not the same as yesterday The young man whose palm was cut off late?
Legend has it that everyone in this world has a clone///body who looks exactly like himself. When meeting this clone//body, extremely terrifying things will happen.This is the urban legend "Double Body".
As for what is extremely terrifying... The wise see the wisdom, and the benevolent see benevolence.
So when Xie Yan opened his eyes and saw the same face next to the pillow, he thought he was looking in the mirror, and he didn't react until he stretched out his hand to grab the other person's face—"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Why is Pin on my bed!?"
He jumped up only to realize that he was not wearing a thread.
"What's the noise..." Lai Ming rubbed his eyes and saw a naked///man bouncing up and down in front of him. This naked man looked exactly like him, and his face turned pale immediately, "Damn it..."
The two looked at each other for a while, remembering what happened last night - after Bai Suhang and the brave boy left, both of them were quite upset, so they put aside their conflicts and struggles for the time being, stayed and drank wine together, and chatted while drinking The past that was played wantonly by Bai Suhang, the more they talked, the more they resonated, and the more they talked, the more indignant they became, so they drank more and more, and naturally drank the fragments, and finally went to the hotel hand in hand to open a room in a daze...
After Xie Yan jumped up and down a few times, he couldn't move anymore. He slumped on the bed, touched his back, and grinned in pain: "You bastard, you are three centimeters shorter than me and dare to fuck me!!!"
Lai Ming snorted coldly: "So what if I'm shorter than you? I'm longer than you."
You have already lost someone, you can't lose face again.Xie Yan roared angrily: "How is it possible? I must be longer than you by one meter!"
"Let's compare if you don't believe me?" Lai Ming didn't even bother to raise his eyelids.
Xie Yan roared: "Come here! Afraid of you?"
So the drunken and disorderly two didn't have any extremely bloody or extremely meaty scenes, but they even got together calmly to compare who's bird is bigger.
"Look, are you convinced?" Lai Ming was very satisfied with the results of the actual operation.
Xie Yan said bluntly: "No, this is unscientific, and the coefficient of expansion must be included!"
Lai Ming made love to him: "Come on, I'll convince you!"
In the spirit of rigorous and serious scientific practice, the two refused to admit defeat and began to rub the birds, each rubbing their own kind.
When the results of the final evaluation came out, Lai Ming was proud: "Are you convinced now?"
Xie Yan continued to speak bluntly: "A man is not judged by size, but by skill!"
Lai Ming lazily smoked his belated afterthought: "I'm better than you when it comes to technology."
Xie Yan: "How do you know that you are better than me if you don't let me try it? If you fucked me, you should let me fuck you anyway, right?"
Lai Ming glanced at him: "No, I think your face is shriveled——I'm not interested in attacking myself, last night was just an accident."
"Damn, that's nice to say, you think I'm very sexual//interesting?" Xie Yan also managed to wilt, and put on his pants, "You're an inferior product——ah!"
Lai Ming held the cigarette in his left hand, and stretched out his right hand to grab the hair at the back of Xie Yan's head forcefully, forcing him to kneel down suddenly: "Lai Ming, do you remember? Say something inferior and try again?"
"Wow! Remember! My waist, my waist, it hurts..." Xie Yan screamed again and again.
Lai Ming let go of his hand, and Xie Yan rubbed his sore waist in pain: "Fuck, do you still have humanity? Last night I was so tormented that I almost fell apart, and now I'm doing this again, it's really bad luck ..."
"It proves that I am skilled." Lai Ming disagreed.
Xie Yan put on his clothes, then turned around and said, "Hey, just pretend that what happened last night never happened, you are not allowed to tell Su Hang."
Lai Ming looked him up and down: "You haven't given up yet?"
Xie Yan's eyes were extremely firm: "Why should I give up? Su Hang must still like me, he is just taking revenge on me."
"Come on, he never liked you from the beginning to the end. If you didn't have this face, he wouldn't even look at you." Lai Ming flicked the cigarette ash off, "It's me he likes."
Xie Yan refused to accept: "If he really liked you, he wouldn't have broken up with you in the first place."
Lai Ming retorted: "Oh? Then why did he break up with you?"
Xie Yan: "I hurt his heart when I was an idiot and ignorant."
Lai Ming: "I didn't do anything back then, didn't I also get dumped by him?"
Thank you: "..."
Lai Ming: "..."
The two looked at each other, and saw exactly the same sadness in each other's eyes, just like looking in a mirror.
The two dumped people searched and searched with slim hopes, but the one who abandoned them seemed innocent and exiled himself thousands of miles away, out of reach.
"Anyway, I won't give up. For him, I don't have to die." Xie Yan gritted his teeth and touched the scar on his stomach.
Lai Ming mocked: "You can give up for his life, but you still slept with me, no wonder Bai Suhang wants to break up with you."
Xie Yan was speechless by his support, and it took him a long time to force out a sentence: "Aren't you the same?"
Lai Ming gave him a squinting look: "If I were really as bad as you back then, I wouldn't be so entangled now."
In other words, he sneered: "So you just don't want to be dumped for no reason. If you really couldn't let go of Suhang, you should have appeared long ago."
Lai Ming kicked it out: "Are you finished? Get out!" Xie Yan was so scared that he jumped out immediately.
The room returned to silence, and Lai Ming was disappointed and said, "You know what a fart."
——Compared with knowing how to cherish something after losing it, which is more hurtful than knowing how to cherish it from the beginning, but still losing it in the end?
—Maybe there will never be an answer.
The author has something to say:
As the saying goes, sex after drinking is a great panacea for Calvin. Someone has to be caught. If you don't fall into the trap, who will fall into the trap?
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