Mixed in the Three Kingdoms as a magic stick

When Lv Bupang beat Dianwei in a fit of embarrassment, Yan Qing, who was eating fresh fruit in the warm and comfortable car, soon got the news.

He chose the latter without hesitation between blocking or watching the show. It is impossible for Lu Bu to have no sense of proportion, and the "combat" between fierce generals is also a kind of showing off of force, which is also important for the morale of the army. Certainly helpful.

Of course, he is also curious about whether the "one Lu Er Zhao San Dian Wei" is accurate in the end.

Sun Jian was able to get close to two hundred rallies under Lu Bu before he lost. What about Dian Wei?

Thinking leisurely, Yan Qing raised a small slit on the thick car curtain made of sheepskin, and looked out curiously.

While enduring the biting cold north wind blowing in from the crack, he watched with relish the fierce fight between the two men who were outstanding in physique and martial arts.

In order to prevent accidental injury, neither of them used weapons, and they both went into battle shirtless in this cold weather. The muscles covered by the wheat-colored skin were lean and knotted, very smooth and smooth, which made Yan Qing envious.

Although he is just a layman watching the excitement and a lover who has Xi Shi in his eyes, it is easy to see that the result will be resolved soon: Dian Wei always walks wildly, without using his brain. The way of Li Jiang Shihui, how simple and effective the moves are, when encountering a veteran like Lu Bu who has both skills and strength, and his physique is even better than him, the advantage is gone.

Lu Bu was not in a hurry to fight him head-on, but dealt with him with ease, consuming his patience.

Dianwei walked for a hundred rounds without knowing it, and Lu Bu caught a small loophole in Dianwei, and his tiger eyes suddenly lit up, instantly overturning the seemingly evenly matched situation in the eyes of others.

Of course Dian Wei knew something was wrong, but his body couldn't react in time, and he didn't have time to turn around before he was slammed to the ground by the expressionless Lu Bu.

Dian Wei would not be caught without a fight, so he immediately kicked his legs hard, raised his waist bar violently, his thick arms wrapped tightly around Lu Bu's neck and pulled him down, the veins on his forehead were bulging due to too much force, desperately He wanted to change this position, but how could Lu Bu make him wish?

Seeing that he still dared to resist, Lu Bu frowned impatiently, knowing that he was rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so he didn't hesitate to strike.

Apart from anything else, it's just three unambiguous old punches.

The muscles on his body are beautiful and lined. At first glance, he is not as burly and majestic as Dian Wei, but the powerful strength contained in it is not as strong as Dian Wei once admitted in public.

Just these three hits made Dian Weiden "嗤嗤" several times in pain.

Yan Qing's eyelids twitched, and his teeth ached.

Compared with the cloth tiger who was so good-tempered and docile in front of me, who could be rounded and flattened by him, Lu Bu at this moment was a different person, like a fierce and violent beast, full of danger .

It is charming, full of masculine beauty.

Yan Qing stared intently at Lu Bu's beautiful waistline, and smiled unconsciously.

After this turning point, this "comparison of martial arts" was completely reduced to Dian Wei's unilateral beating - this bull-like man who was chasing a tiger became a punching bag for Lu Bu to practice boxing. At first he struggled to get up, and then Later, he honestly changed his posture and followed Lu Bu to beat him to places with thick skin and flesh.

Lu Bu beat him up refreshedly, ignored his humming on the ground, and waved his hand to signal for the soldiers who helped him take off the battle robe to come over.

However, when he got up from Dian Wei's body majesticly, General Pan raised his arm tremblingly halfway, unknown whether it was intentional or not, and ripped off Lu Bu's baggy breeches.

The breeches were also very rigid, and fell off with a snap.

Lu Bu: "..."

The tens of thousands of soldiers watching were instantly silent.

They were stunned at first, followed by uncontrollable envy.

General Lu Da is really invincible, no matter where his body is, he is incomparable!

Yan Qing's eyes were full of admiration and pride at one moment, but the next moment they were replaced by Lu Bu's majestic and heroic appearance in front of the whole army, with his whole body naked and frankly showing his buttocks.

Lu Bu never dreamed that there would be such a big embarrassment. Being cheered and stared at by everyone who came a few seconds later, even he felt a little creepy, and subconsciously looked at the driver's seat.

Because Yan Qing had put down the car curtain at this moment, and was busy rolling on the soft seat with a smile, he naturally failed to meet Yan Qing's eyes.

He was a little relieved, with a gloomy face, he put the martial robe back on as if nothing had happened, and with a click of the toe of his boot, he tore Dianwei's belt loose without any trace.

When Lv Bu tidied himself up and went to see Yan Qing in stride, so as to ease his mind, Yan Qing had laughed enough and regained his image, sitting upright, holding a seal in his hand and looking at Yan Qing. .

Lu Bu lifted the curtain, he only raised his eyes and said calmly, "Come in."

It was already noon, and after watching such a lively scene, the cook's meal should be ready, and whether he would start at half past one, Lu Bu sat in with peace of mind, and tied up the corners of the curtain carefully to prevent the cold wind from entering .

When he finished his work and turned around, he narrowed his eyes at Shang Yanqing and looked at him meaningfully: "...My lord?"

Yan Qing hummed, stretched out her hand, and lazily ordered: "Warm your hands."

Lu Bu quickly opened his collar, and put Yan Qing's soft and cold hands into his warm embrace.

Yan Qing put her legs crossed up again, and casually put them on his legs: "I want legs and feet too."

Although Yan Qing's attitude was more casual and intimate when there were only two of them in private, she was not as coquettish as she is today. Lu Bu was immediately elated, and quickly lifted up the loose breeches so that the skin on the warm legs could be tight. Clinging to Yan Qing's icy feet.

While Yan Qing could not bear to laugh, there was a bit of sweetness that could not be shared with outsiders.

The majestic and domineering Lu Dahu, who was still showing off his skills in front of many soldiers, suddenly became the Bu Damao who obeyed his orders.

Lu Bu just warmed him with his body temperature, but he didn't feel it was enough. He rubbed him attentively and asked, "Do you still feel cold, my lord?"

Yan Qing saw that his eyes were clear, full of sincere flattery, and couldn't help but feel a little guilty of bullying his faithful lover, coughed lightly, pretending to be pale: "Yeah."

Lu Bu was carefully observing the change in his expression, and his heart skipped a beat when he saw this.

I always feel that something is... not good.

Sure enough, Yan Qing quickly raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Madam is in good shape, but she has lost her restraint. She just showed others frankly. For no reason, it made others' eyes full, and she was a little jealous for her husband, which made Madam laugh."

Lu Bu's face twitched: "What is jealousy?"

It was only then that Yan Qing remembered that the allusion of jealousy would not have appeared in the Tang Dynasty. Seeing Lu Bu's bewildered appearance, he did not miss the red tips of the other's ears due to embarrassment, so he just smiled meaningfully, Don't get rid of this cautious way of changing the subject: "Your Majesty's secret letter, you should also read it."

Lu Bu made a strong note of Dian Wei in his heart, and took the limp silk edict in a serious manner. After reading it at a glance, he said in astonishment: "Zuo Ci? He didn't die by chance, and he went to the imperial city went?"

Yan Qing hummed, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, but his eyes were cold: "Although he claims to be a cultivator, he still takes pleasure in teasing people in the world, and he has the arrogance to look down on all beings. The last time he almost fell into my hands." Here, he must regard it as a great shame and humiliation, and those injuries have not really taken his life, how can he let it go?"

Between him and Zuo Ci, it can almost be said that they have formed a deadly enmity.

Even though it was Zuo Ci who provoked him first, he didn't think that the other party would know that he was wrong, so he would not think of revenge.So he unceremoniously sent people to search Emei Mountain in Jialing, Xichuan, even if these mortal soldiers could hardly take the life of Zuo Ci who was healed, it was enough to annoy him and make him very uneasy.

Lu Bu was worried: "That guy does have some tricks. If you suspect that you want to harm the lord, you must not be negligent."

Yan Qing smiled and comforted him: "If I can defeat him once, I am confident that I can defeat him a second time. Just be on guard a little bit, and you don't have to worry too much."

Zuo Ci's arrogance can make him feel more at ease - the more he hates him, the less he will attack the subordinates around him to vent his anger.

Otherwise, everyone would know that he spent tens of years in seclusion in the deep mountains, painstakingly studied three volumes of heavenly scriptures, and eventually lost to Yan Sikong, who was busy with ordinary affairs, and became a big laughing stock who could only bully ordinary people.

Seeing that Lu Bu still looked uneasy, Yan Qing changed the subject indiscriminately: "It's surprising that His Majesty is so knowledgeable and interesting this time."

To actually disdain Zuo Ci who would rather go to jail to show his loyalty to him, and even specially write to him, advising him to be careful of these villains...

This kind of very natural wooing and acknowledgment really made some progress.

It's a pity that Yan Qingqing didn't take it to heart, except that it was worth pondering.

How fickle and ungrateful the Liu family is, it started from the old hooligan Liu Bang who abandoned his wife and son.After all, it was the period of feudal emperors, even if it was just a mascot who lacked real power, he was still the son of heaven in name, and the whole world belonged to him, so what was the mere grace of saving him?

When he rescued Liu Bian and Liu Xie who were living in Beiman Mountain, Liu Bian drove him out of the capital in order to please the Yuan family who was in power; Sun's family; he has saved Liu Kang's life and supported him several times. When he entered Beijing that time, he was forced intolerable by the edict of power division, which was like a stroke of God. Don't you give him a lot of punches?

Yan Qing just laughed off those young Mu Ai's thoughts.However, for the previous emperors, he believed that he was the most benevolent and righteous, and he saw the facts early on—rather than trying to train them to be suitable emperors and govern this world where people are scattered, it is better for him to get on the horse himself.

Now that there is a plan to usurp power and seize the throne, Yan Qing, who has no patience to pamper and educate the young emperor, is even less likely to get too close to him.

Lu Bu pondered for a moment, then said disdainfully: "I'm afraid it's not because he really knows what's good or bad, but because he cares about everything and has deep resentment, and he did it wantonly because he gave up on himself."

Yan Qing said: "No matter what, I still accept the good intention of tipping off the news. Wait for me to thank you and increase the rice grains sent to the capital by [-]% before the Chinese New Year."

In this way, it will be much more generous. Even if the little emperor still wants to play the small game of helping the poor and winning people's hearts, he doesn't have to save from the rations of the officials.

Lu Bu sighed, "My lord is too kind."

Yan Qing said with a smile: "If he can sit in that position and keep a peaceful relationship with us, so that we have time to concentrate on external affairs, wouldn't it be great?"

In particular, Liu Kang's chic way of actively exposing, working hard to inform, and deciding whether to cheat his teammates depends on his mood, which is very worthy of encouragement!

If, like before, he easily fell into the instigation of villains with ulterior motives, although Yan Qing has a way to deal with it, it will take a lot of twists and turns. Naturally, one thing more is worse than one thing less.

"Because of the intensive fighting this year and the lack of supplies from Yanzhou's granary, the extra two layers may cause Wen He to complain," Yan Qing said slyly, "It's better to go back later and wait for him to calm down."

Lu Bu was delighted: "My lord is wise! That's right!"