Bunch of grass
14. The Idiot Incident
Until she got on the black off-road vehicle and was thrown into her arms by the char siew buns that had been waiting in the car, Feng Ling didn't understand that she just went to the bathroom to dry her hair, how come she was caught by Packed and sent on the way to Orlando for sightseeing.
A melodious country music reverberated over the narrow carriage, and Feng Ling stroked the big head of the pork bun lying on her body and refused to move, and looked up at the two people sitting in the front driver's seat. Pursing her lips, she asked, "Why are you really here?" There was a strong nasal sound in her hoarse voice.
Echizen Ryoma, who was sitting in the co-pilot, raised his hand and pressed the brim of his hat, took out a can of Ponta from the car refrigerator at his feet, handed it to Feng Ling, took out another can, opened it, took a sip, and said with a narrow smile: "I was threatened If I didn’t show up at six o’clock this morning, I would dump the pieces into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks, so I didn’t come here immediately.”
"..." Fengling held Ponta, remembering the phone call last night, and immediately didn't know how to answer it.
"Hey, Miss Xiaoling." Echizen took another sip, turned his head to look at the wind chime, a sly smile flashed in the amber cat's eyes, "What do Foodie No. [-] and Foodie No. [-] mean?"
"I... What is foodie No. [-], foodie No. [-]? I don't know." Seeing that Echizen raised this question again, Feng Ling decided to play dumb.
"Oh..." Echizen elongated his tone, glanced at Long Ya who was holding the steering wheel, and continued, "Why did that Mrs. Smith see... brother and call him Foodie No. [-]?"
"Is there?" Feng Ling blinked, "But I clearly heard that Sister Wen called Mr. Echizen." The implication is very obvious, Echizen Ryoma, you must have something wrong with your ears.
Echizen's eyes widened, and he looked at Fengling with dissatisfaction.
"Here, her mobile phone." Longya touched her trouser pocket with one hand, took out a mobile phone that Feng Ling was most familiar with, and handed it to Echizen.
"Hey, my cell phone..." Feng Ling was taken aback for a moment, and quickly took the satchel that was thrown aside, and flipped through it, but the cell phone was not in the bag.
"Thank you." Echizen smiled triumphantly at Fengchi, and slid his finger across the screen.
"I use these titles that only I know. If the phone is stolen, no one else will know your phone numbers." Feng Ling opened the Ponta in her hand, bowed her head, took a sip, and explained honestly.
This time it was the turn of the Echizen brothers to be stunned. Suddenly, the car was so quiet that only the melodious music on the player and the snoring of golden retriever pork buns after being hypnotized by the music were left. The sudden silence made Fengling a little surprised, she raised her head Looking at the two brothers who were sitting in the front row without saying a word, they glanced to the left, to the right, and touched their noses. Did she say something sullen, which caused the whole atmosphere to suddenly change.
But the answer just now was not boring at all, it was completely her true thoughts, okay?
Feng Ling bit her finger.
"Sister Xiaoling, why are we called foodies?" After a while, Echizen returned the phone to Fengling and asked.
"Because you are very good at eating." Feng Ling expressed his true thoughts again.
"...Why am I number two? I'm obviously his brother." This time it was Long Ya's turn to ask, he gently turned the steering wheel, and the car turned to another lane, passing the car next to it.
"But I knew Echizen earlier than you."
"..."
"Tch, you're still Madamadane." Ever since he was a child, the younger brother of the Echizen family, who has always been behind Echizen Ryuya because of his age and height, suddenly had the pleasure of turning himself into a serf and singing. He glanced sideways at his older brother, completely unconscious What is the practical significance of competing for the No. [-] and No. [-] in the synonym of foodie.Suddenly, Echizen Ryoma, who was in a good mood, seemed to have thought of a question, and turned to look at Fuling, "What is the title of the minister?"
Before Feng Ling could answer, Long Ya spoke out two words coolly: "Bingshan."
"Eh?" Echizen was taken aback for a moment, apparently not thinking that Longya was giving the correct answer, and continued to look at Fengling for verification, only to see Fengling twitching the corners of her mouth in embarrassment, bowing her head and drinking Ponta without speaking, then she understood, amber Maoyan twirled back and forth between Feng Ling and Long Ya, and raised the corner of his mouth, "Ah, brother, how did brother know the title of minister? Could it be..."
Long Ya stared at Echigi who didn't know when she became so afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and said: "That time I received a call from Tezuka on Xiaoling's mobile phone." This kid is more and more fond of challenging his authority , must have learned from the little fox Tezuka Yunxi and the black-bellied bear Fujisuke.
"So that's how it is." Echizen looked at Longya with a beating expression of "I didn't say anything, so you won't tell yourself". After thinking for a moment, he said, "I think it's better for the minister to change his title."
"Then Baba." Long Ya turned the steering wheel again, overtaking the vehicle in front.
"..." The two of them stared at Long Ya dumbfounded, and the car was so quiet again that only the melodious music from the player and the snoring of golden retriever pork buns after being hypnotized by the music were left.
Taking a rest in the service area, Feng Ling volunteered to take the car keys from Long Ya, and sat in the driver's seat. The cushion under her buttocks was still warm, her face flushed slightly, she put on her seat belt, and turned on the navigation Looking for the route, when she saw Washington appearing on the navigation record last night, she couldn't help being stunned, and turned to look at Long Ya who was sitting in the co-pilot, and it happened that Long Ya also turned her head to look over, her eyes met, although There was no fire, but that handsome face soaked in the autumn sun also made Feng Ling blush and her heart beat a little. keyboard.
"I'll come." A clear voice sounded in my ear.
Feng Ling's heart skipped a beat for no reason, she moved her hand away from the navigator, watched the slender fingers deftly operate on the screen of the navigator, pursed her lips, glanced at Long Ya secretly, but then Afraid of being discovered, he quickly closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said in a low voice, "Thank you for coming to see me."
"Are you an idiot?" Long Ya glanced at Feng Ling and said something without thinking.
"Ah?" Being scolded for no reason, Feng Ling looked at Long Ya in some surprise, trying to find the reason for being scolded from his face, but unfortunately, there was nothing to see on that face except evil charm and madness.
"You locked the keypad yourself, so of course you can't turn it on." Long Ya arched her fingers and tapped the wind chime on the head, "Okay, idiot, drive hard, and wake me up when you enter the urban area."
"Oh." Only then did Fengling understand the real reason for being scolded. She stuck out her tongue, released the handbrake, shifted gears, applied the brakes, and stepped on the accelerator. The black off-road vehicle slowly drove out of the service area, driving smoothly on both sides. On the open and wild road, you can see the endless red land.
Long Ya glanced at Feng Ling again, closed her eyes, and stopped talking.
Echizen, who was sitting in the back row holding a barbecued pork bun, opened his eyes secretly, and glared at the idiot brother sitting in the front. In such a warm and romantic atmosphere, why would this idiot do something that completely destroys the atmosphere? thing.Calling others stupid, in fact, he himself is stupid.What a big fool, a big idiot, no wonder he can't find a girlfriend at this time, he deserves to be doomed to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.
Brother Echizen, who was cursed by his younger brother to be single, shivered. He subconsciously rubbed his arms. Seeing the wind chime, he hurriedly reached out to increase the temperature of the air conditioner in the car, and also lowered the volume of the music player and navigator. Some.
The corner of Long Ya's mouth raised slightly, and she fell into a deep sleep.
When Longya opened her eyes, the sky was stained with orange light, the car had already driven into downtown Orlando, and it was parked in the rest area next to a gas station, when a gentle sound came from her ear The voice was still a little nasal: "Are you awake? Echizen was still sleeping. Just now I saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I didn't call you."
Long Ya followed the prestige, and saw the girl who was supposed to be sitting in the driver's seat was standing beside the car, her long black hair was tied loosely with a red polka-dot hair tie, and she was holding a thermos cup in one hand , holding a leash in the other hand, seeing herself looking over, the girl pursed her lips and said, "The char siew bun has been in the car for a long time, so let it come out to get some air."
"What time is it?" Long Ya glanced at his younger brother who was lying in the back row sleeping soundly, opened the car door and got out, his body was a little stiff, and asked casually.
"It's almost five o'clock." Fengling replied, took a cup of coffee from the lid of the front of the car, and handed it up, "When I entered the city, I passed a coffee shop, so I packed two cups of coffee. I ordered a cappuccino, but no sugar."
"Thank you." Long Ya thanked, reached out to take the coffee, opened the lid and took a sip, the white milk frothed his mouth, he stretched out his tongue to lick it around, smacked his lips, and opened the rear door , rubbed Echizen's head, "Get up, I'm almost home."
"Hmm..." Echizen opened his eyes, looked sleepily at the big head above his head, sat up, and yawned. The strong aroma of coffee entered his nostrils. He took two sharp breaths, amber The cat's eyes lit up, "It's Ritazza's cappuccino."
"It's gone, it's all mine." Long Ya drank her own cup in two gulps, then quickly grabbed another cup on the hood of the car, opened the lid, and made a gesture of wanting to drink.
"That's my coffee." Echizen jumped out of the car and shouted at Longya.
"Call for brother to listen." Long Ya raised her coffee cup high, raised her eyebrows, and said.
"..." Echizen looked at Long Ya angrily.
Long Ya had an expression of "I won't give you a drink if you don't bark".
"Brother..." Echizen gritted his teeth with hatred.
"stiff."
"elder brother……"
"No emotion."
"Brother, that's my coffee."
"Well... let's count on you to pass the test reluctantly." Long Ya gave the coffee to Echizen with a wink of "you are sensible".
"Madamadadane." Echizen took the coffee, glared at Longya, jumped into the carriage, and slowly tasted the rare delicacy.
Looking at the interaction between the foodie brother and the foodie brother about eating, Fengling couldn't help but think of the foodie brother at home. After thinking about it, Fengling realized that she seemed to have missed a question in Longya's words just now, so she stretched out her hand and poked it. Long Ya's back, seeing him turn his head, the girl asked: "Echizen-kun, just now you said that you are almost home, what do you mean?"
"Literally, it's almost at my house."
"You...your family?!"
The author has something to say: Fengling was sold by sister Zhang Wen...
A melodious country music reverberated over the narrow carriage, and Feng Ling stroked the big head of the pork bun lying on her body and refused to move, and looked up at the two people sitting in the front driver's seat. Pursing her lips, she asked, "Why are you really here?" There was a strong nasal sound in her hoarse voice.
Echizen Ryoma, who was sitting in the co-pilot, raised his hand and pressed the brim of his hat, took out a can of Ponta from the car refrigerator at his feet, handed it to Feng Ling, took out another can, opened it, took a sip, and said with a narrow smile: "I was threatened If I didn’t show up at six o’clock this morning, I would dump the pieces into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks, so I didn’t come here immediately.”
"..." Fengling held Ponta, remembering the phone call last night, and immediately didn't know how to answer it.
"Hey, Miss Xiaoling." Echizen took another sip, turned his head to look at the wind chime, a sly smile flashed in the amber cat's eyes, "What do Foodie No. [-] and Foodie No. [-] mean?"
"I... What is foodie No. [-], foodie No. [-]? I don't know." Seeing that Echizen raised this question again, Feng Ling decided to play dumb.
"Oh..." Echizen elongated his tone, glanced at Long Ya who was holding the steering wheel, and continued, "Why did that Mrs. Smith see... brother and call him Foodie No. [-]?"
"Is there?" Feng Ling blinked, "But I clearly heard that Sister Wen called Mr. Echizen." The implication is very obvious, Echizen Ryoma, you must have something wrong with your ears.
Echizen's eyes widened, and he looked at Fengling with dissatisfaction.
"Here, her mobile phone." Longya touched her trouser pocket with one hand, took out a mobile phone that Feng Ling was most familiar with, and handed it to Echizen.
"Hey, my cell phone..." Feng Ling was taken aback for a moment, and quickly took the satchel that was thrown aside, and flipped through it, but the cell phone was not in the bag.
"Thank you." Echizen smiled triumphantly at Fengchi, and slid his finger across the screen.
"I use these titles that only I know. If the phone is stolen, no one else will know your phone numbers." Feng Ling opened the Ponta in her hand, bowed her head, took a sip, and explained honestly.
This time it was the turn of the Echizen brothers to be stunned. Suddenly, the car was so quiet that only the melodious music on the player and the snoring of golden retriever pork buns after being hypnotized by the music were left. The sudden silence made Fengling a little surprised, she raised her head Looking at the two brothers who were sitting in the front row without saying a word, they glanced to the left, to the right, and touched their noses. Did she say something sullen, which caused the whole atmosphere to suddenly change.
But the answer just now was not boring at all, it was completely her true thoughts, okay?
Feng Ling bit her finger.
"Sister Xiaoling, why are we called foodies?" After a while, Echizen returned the phone to Fengling and asked.
"Because you are very good at eating." Feng Ling expressed his true thoughts again.
"...Why am I number two? I'm obviously his brother." This time it was Long Ya's turn to ask, he gently turned the steering wheel, and the car turned to another lane, passing the car next to it.
"But I knew Echizen earlier than you."
"..."
"Tch, you're still Madamadane." Ever since he was a child, the younger brother of the Echizen family, who has always been behind Echizen Ryuya because of his age and height, suddenly had the pleasure of turning himself into a serf and singing. He glanced sideways at his older brother, completely unconscious What is the practical significance of competing for the No. [-] and No. [-] in the synonym of foodie.Suddenly, Echizen Ryoma, who was in a good mood, seemed to have thought of a question, and turned to look at Fuling, "What is the title of the minister?"
Before Feng Ling could answer, Long Ya spoke out two words coolly: "Bingshan."
"Eh?" Echizen was taken aback for a moment, apparently not thinking that Longya was giving the correct answer, and continued to look at Fengling for verification, only to see Fengling twitching the corners of her mouth in embarrassment, bowing her head and drinking Ponta without speaking, then she understood, amber Maoyan twirled back and forth between Feng Ling and Long Ya, and raised the corner of his mouth, "Ah, brother, how did brother know the title of minister? Could it be..."
Long Ya stared at Echigi who didn't know when she became so afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and said: "That time I received a call from Tezuka on Xiaoling's mobile phone." This kid is more and more fond of challenging his authority , must have learned from the little fox Tezuka Yunxi and the black-bellied bear Fujisuke.
"So that's how it is." Echizen looked at Longya with a beating expression of "I didn't say anything, so you won't tell yourself". After thinking for a moment, he said, "I think it's better for the minister to change his title."
"Then Baba." Long Ya turned the steering wheel again, overtaking the vehicle in front.
"..." The two of them stared at Long Ya dumbfounded, and the car was so quiet again that only the melodious music from the player and the snoring of golden retriever pork buns after being hypnotized by the music were left.
Taking a rest in the service area, Feng Ling volunteered to take the car keys from Long Ya, and sat in the driver's seat. The cushion under her buttocks was still warm, her face flushed slightly, she put on her seat belt, and turned on the navigation Looking for the route, when she saw Washington appearing on the navigation record last night, she couldn't help being stunned, and turned to look at Long Ya who was sitting in the co-pilot, and it happened that Long Ya also turned her head to look over, her eyes met, although There was no fire, but that handsome face soaked in the autumn sun also made Feng Ling blush and her heart beat a little. keyboard.
"I'll come." A clear voice sounded in my ear.
Feng Ling's heart skipped a beat for no reason, she moved her hand away from the navigator, watched the slender fingers deftly operate on the screen of the navigator, pursed her lips, glanced at Long Ya secretly, but then Afraid of being discovered, he quickly closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said in a low voice, "Thank you for coming to see me."
"Are you an idiot?" Long Ya glanced at Feng Ling and said something without thinking.
"Ah?" Being scolded for no reason, Feng Ling looked at Long Ya in some surprise, trying to find the reason for being scolded from his face, but unfortunately, there was nothing to see on that face except evil charm and madness.
"You locked the keypad yourself, so of course you can't turn it on." Long Ya arched her fingers and tapped the wind chime on the head, "Okay, idiot, drive hard, and wake me up when you enter the urban area."
"Oh." Only then did Fengling understand the real reason for being scolded. She stuck out her tongue, released the handbrake, shifted gears, applied the brakes, and stepped on the accelerator. The black off-road vehicle slowly drove out of the service area, driving smoothly on both sides. On the open and wild road, you can see the endless red land.
Long Ya glanced at Feng Ling again, closed her eyes, and stopped talking.
Echizen, who was sitting in the back row holding a barbecued pork bun, opened his eyes secretly, and glared at the idiot brother sitting in the front. In such a warm and romantic atmosphere, why would this idiot do something that completely destroys the atmosphere? thing.Calling others stupid, in fact, he himself is stupid.What a big fool, a big idiot, no wonder he can't find a girlfriend at this time, he deserves to be doomed to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.
Brother Echizen, who was cursed by his younger brother to be single, shivered. He subconsciously rubbed his arms. Seeing the wind chime, he hurriedly reached out to increase the temperature of the air conditioner in the car, and also lowered the volume of the music player and navigator. Some.
The corner of Long Ya's mouth raised slightly, and she fell into a deep sleep.
When Longya opened her eyes, the sky was stained with orange light, the car had already driven into downtown Orlando, and it was parked in the rest area next to a gas station, when a gentle sound came from her ear The voice was still a little nasal: "Are you awake? Echizen was still sleeping. Just now I saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I didn't call you."
Long Ya followed the prestige, and saw the girl who was supposed to be sitting in the driver's seat was standing beside the car, her long black hair was tied loosely with a red polka-dot hair tie, and she was holding a thermos cup in one hand , holding a leash in the other hand, seeing herself looking over, the girl pursed her lips and said, "The char siew bun has been in the car for a long time, so let it come out to get some air."
"What time is it?" Long Ya glanced at his younger brother who was lying in the back row sleeping soundly, opened the car door and got out, his body was a little stiff, and asked casually.
"It's almost five o'clock." Fengling replied, took a cup of coffee from the lid of the front of the car, and handed it up, "When I entered the city, I passed a coffee shop, so I packed two cups of coffee. I ordered a cappuccino, but no sugar."
"Thank you." Long Ya thanked, reached out to take the coffee, opened the lid and took a sip, the white milk frothed his mouth, he stretched out his tongue to lick it around, smacked his lips, and opened the rear door , rubbed Echizen's head, "Get up, I'm almost home."
"Hmm..." Echizen opened his eyes, looked sleepily at the big head above his head, sat up, and yawned. The strong aroma of coffee entered his nostrils. He took two sharp breaths, amber The cat's eyes lit up, "It's Ritazza's cappuccino."
"It's gone, it's all mine." Long Ya drank her own cup in two gulps, then quickly grabbed another cup on the hood of the car, opened the lid, and made a gesture of wanting to drink.
"That's my coffee." Echizen jumped out of the car and shouted at Longya.
"Call for brother to listen." Long Ya raised her coffee cup high, raised her eyebrows, and said.
"..." Echizen looked at Long Ya angrily.
Long Ya had an expression of "I won't give you a drink if you don't bark".
"Brother..." Echizen gritted his teeth with hatred.
"stiff."
"elder brother……"
"No emotion."
"Brother, that's my coffee."
"Well... let's count on you to pass the test reluctantly." Long Ya gave the coffee to Echizen with a wink of "you are sensible".
"Madamadadane." Echizen took the coffee, glared at Longya, jumped into the carriage, and slowly tasted the rare delicacy.
Looking at the interaction between the foodie brother and the foodie brother about eating, Fengling couldn't help but think of the foodie brother at home. After thinking about it, Fengling realized that she seemed to have missed a question in Longya's words just now, so she stretched out her hand and poked it. Long Ya's back, seeing him turn his head, the girl asked: "Echizen-kun, just now you said that you are almost home, what do you mean?"
"Literally, it's almost at my house."
"You...your family?!"
The author has something to say: Fengling was sold by sister Zhang Wen...
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