[comprehensive] poor students

In this way, two junior high school students with brains, in the dead of night, in front of the recycling bin, looked at each other affectionately.

If the suspicious murder weapon on Mochizuki's neck was ignored, this would be such a warm scene.

The two stared at each other for a long time, and finally it was Mochizuki who broke the calm first.

"That..." Mochizuki slowly raised an arm: "I don't have any money, it should be said that I don't have any money at all." So there is no benefit in blackmailing him.

He blinked innocently, his face full of sincerity.

Now that his movements are limited, if he can prove to the other party that he has no money, the other party may give up on him directly, so he can use this time to call the police station to call the police.

See, as witty as he is.

However, Kudo on the opposite side frowned when he heard what he said.

He remembered that the robber should have swept through all the passbooks, cash, etc. of the victim's house... Then the guy in front of him repeatedly emphasized that he has no money, so there is no silver 300 taels here? !

After thinking about it carefully, the more he thought about it, the more reasonable he felt.

Tsk tsk, if it was an ordinary person, I'm afraid he would have been fooled long ago. This pretty face even put on a pitiful look to confuse everyone.

Hmph, fortunately he is a detective, and he can detect it with just one glance.

"Ah, of course I know you don't have any money with you." Kudo said slowly, he stood sideways under the shadow of the lamp, half of his cheek was submerged in the darkness, and on the other cheek, the corner of his lips curved into a sarcastic arc.

"Because you already hid things in the trash."

"?!"

Hearing this, Mochizuki was shocked suddenly.

Could it be...he was exposed? !

Thinking of the food he had hidden in the plastic bag early on, Mochizuki's eyes were even more frightened, and his fingers were tightly clenched because of nervousness.

Damn it, he was sure that there was no one around, why would this person know? !

Mochizuki, who rarely did something wrong, sighed heavily in his heart, so nervous that he couldn't extricate himself. After struggling in his heart for a few seconds, he finally chose to give up resistance.

... Well, he was also the first to be greedy for petty gain, and now he was caught in the act is also the result of his greed.

But Mochizuki still didn't understand a little bit, he looked at Kudo suspiciously: "...how do you know?"

He obviously did it so covertly!

"So." Kudo ignored the question, raised his head, and looked down at him from above: "Have you pleaded guilty?"

"Yeah." Mochizuki lowered his head in disappointment, "A confession."

The moment he left his sight, Kudo's right hand suddenly made a fist movement.

Hahahaha, he knew that his reasoning this time was correct! ! !

Once again he solved a huge case. With a flick of his hand, he said triumphantly: "Don't underestimate the power of a famous detective, I am Sherlock Holmes' disciple! All crimes have nowhere to hide in my eyes hahahaha !!"

full moon:"……"

As expected of the age of the second year, the words he said were also incomparable.

Mochizuki looked at him silently for a while, as if staring at a mentally handicapped person.

"Cough." Facing his cold gaze, Kudo stood up straight in embarrassment, coughed lightly, and the tips of his ears turned red instantly, he quickly looked away, and changed the subject first: "Don't change the subject , let's continue... What is your criminal motive?"

...the motive for the crime?

Mochizuki, who vaguely sensed that the word was a bit strange, tilted his head in confusion.

...Probably asking him why he stole the food from the store.

"...Because the store manager told me to pack it up and throw it into the recycling bin, and I'm taking some to feed the cat, but I don't think the cat can eat so much, so I said... I want to take some for this week's lunch." Mochizuki Seriously explained.

Then he admitted his mistake with a face of remorse: "It's all my fault, I shouldn't be greedy for petty gains. I also deceive myself, thinking that the garbage thrown into the trash can is something that others don't want, and I can pick it up..."

He was still thinking about it on the sidelines, but Kudo, who was getting more and more confused as he listened more and more at the moment, looked bewildered.

What the hell is this? !

Not a murderer?Not a robber?What the hell is garbage!

He asked without hesitation: "Wait, what are you talking about?!"

"Huh?" Mochizuki cast her eyes on him suspiciously: "So you're not asking me, why are you picking up food in the trash can?"

Kudo: "..."? ? ?

full moon:"……"? ? ?

The two were quiet for a while, and looked at each other.

It seems... something is wrong...

"Wait, let's re-tie." Kudo covered his forehead with one hand and gasped for breath twice with a look of thunder on his face: "I ask you, what are you looking for here?"

"Food you don't want in convenience stores."

"...Not a murderer? Not a robber??"

"Huh?" Mochizuki blinked in confusion, obviously not understanding what he was talking about.

Kudo, who had vaguely guessed the truth, was crying in his heart: "...Then what crime did you plead guilty to just now? Damn it?"

"..." Seeing his collapsed expression, Mochizuki seemed to have guessed something, and suddenly realized: "Aren't you here to blackmail me?"

"Pfft!" Kudo almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Hey, I'm so handsome, how could I be a robber."

Now, the two who finally understood that it was a misunderstanding were speechless for a while.

"Then let's introduce ourselves to each other." Mochizuki, who had collected his emotions, first extended his hand to Kudo: "My name is Mochizuki, a first-year junior high school student, and I work in this convenience store."

"My name is Kudo Shinichi, and I'm also in the first year of junior high school, but I'm a famous detective with a hidden job! I'm currently investigating a murder and robbery case."

Kudo smiled back and took his hand.

Then his body froze suddenly.

He hastily withdrew his palm and looked down at his palm.

I saw that the originally white palm was rubbed with dirty garbage at this moment, and it seemed to have a foul smell.

Kudo: "..."

His face instantly turned half black.

Mochizuki, who had successfully retaliated back, smiled brightly across from him.

He even mistakenly thought that a junior high school student would become a murderer. I'm afraid this person has a brain hole.

Kudo tried his best to take a deep breath, secretly advising himself that it was his poor judgment this time, then he put on a stiff smile and continued to investigate the case: "...have you been staying here all this time? Do people throw trash here or something?"

"No." Mochizuki shook his head frankly: "But a very strange thing happened."

"What is it?!" Kudou's eyes lit up immediately, as if he had discovered his beloved toy, a strange color burst out of his pupils.

"I put the garbage in the corner half an hour ago, but half an hour later, when I came back, I found that the garbage in the corner was gone. What's more, the garbage was not arranged in such a neat order before, but now it is neatly placed in the corner. It's very strange." Mochizuki touched his chin and thought.

half an hour?Wasn't that the time when the murderer committed the crime?

There seemed to be a flash of inspiration in Kudo's mind.

All the blurred pieces are like unassembled jigsaw puzzles, and at this moment, his superb brain is pieced together bit by bit.

Yes!The murderer must have hidden the murder weapon in this piece of garbage, and rearranged the garbage here in order to cover up the facts, so Mochizuki's garbage disappeared.

"How many garbage bags have you rummaged through?" He hurriedly asked Mochizuki, "Have you found any murder weapons like hammers and axes?"

Hearing this, Mochizuki shook her head: "I just came here too, and I looked through three garbage bags, but I didn't find what you said."

Kudo pursed his lips in disappointment, but immediately regained his energy, and patted him on the shoulder: "You look for your food, and I look for my murder weapon, why don't we work together! Two people are stronger than one Isn't it?!"

full moon:"……"

Dare to take your fingers off! !

He silently glanced at the fabric of the soiled shoulder, then looked up at the smiling Kudo, but still resisted the urge to step forward and beat him up.

It doesn't matter, ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, ha ha.

"Cooperation."

So, two handsome junior high school students squatted together in front of the recycle bin, and picked up the trash in a stinking environment.

After searching profusely for a while, the two of them finally paid off and each found what they needed.

Mochizuki stretched out her arms to hug her lunch for the whole week, the corners of her lips curled up happily, and she didn't even care so much about the stained clothes.

And Kudo, who found the murder weapon beside him, also nodded in satisfaction, slowly showing a smile.

"Hey, isn't that food about to expire?" Kudo suddenly asked Mochizuki quietly, "And it's already been thrown into the trash can, what do you want it for?"

Mochizuki replied flatly: "These foods are my lunch for a week. Besides, they can be eaten after the expiration date."

Kudo: "...Really."

As a rich second generation who owns a mansion and his parents are local tyrants, obviously he can't understand Mochizuki's mood of looking for food from the garbage dump.

It stands to reason that, let alone falling into the garbage, even if it is food that is about to expire, he would not touch it.

With the help of the dim light, he observed Mochizuki up and down again, and then found the other's mended coat and a pair of canvas shoes that were brushed and were about to fade.

—very poor.

This is the result of his investigation as a famous detective.

...What should I do, I suddenly feel that the other party seems to be about [-]%...very pitiful.

By the way, Mochizuki said that these foods are his lunch for a week, so it can be deduced that the other party has no money to buy lunch at all! !That's why you scavenge in the trash to eat? !

"Then what do you usually have for lunch?" Kudo asked softly, unconsciously slowing down his voice.

Mochizuki counted with her fingers: "Grass, leaves, soil, bento that others don't want..."

He was concentrating on counting, but suddenly there was a suppressed choking sound from his side, he paused with his fingers, and turned his head in doubt.

I saw the famous detective Kudo, looking at him with pity at this moment, the corners of his eyes and the tip of his nose were red, and there seemed to be a crystal teardrop hanging on his eyelashes. Too much.

Then he emphasized in a disgusted tone: "I didn't cry!! Idiot, it's the wind!...Damn it, my eyes hurt."

Mochizuki who didn't feel the wind at all: ... oh

Kudo: Mochizuki ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The author has something to say: The famous detective in the future is still a sophomore kid.

Atobe, who has not played, is still waiting hard.

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A little angel told me to explain the stalks I used for reference, sorry, the first time I wrote the article, I was not very clear.

Kneeling for forgiveness.

This article's fainting stalk and pick up the money (with changes) and the newspaper borrowed the stalk of the comic "The Poor Superman Lacks Money".

Towel cake, cake towel is the video of xxx, the up master of station b.

There is also a broken home. In fact, I have thought of Yinglan, but I just magnified my brain.

In fact, Mr. Qingshan loves cleanliness very much.

In short, the character design is very messy, and there are stalks from listening to friends, such as not accepting help and having strong self-esteem.

Disclaimer: The plots are all original, and other poverty-stricken memes (eating grass and working, etc.) are funny memes that Douhua thought of. If there are any similarities, it is because they are equally poor! (laughing and crying)

Because I go about my daily life, I use stalks to write plots. Now that I know it, I won’t use stalks in the future.If the previous chapters are not good, Douhua will be greatly improved.

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Thank you little angel for the nutrient solution:

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