Class 8, Grade 2, Phoenix

We are all good classmates, good friends..." Qiao Letian hurriedly stood up and explained.

Everyone is muttering in their hearts that Cao Cao is really immoral, even mocking his "ex-girlfriend", no man!After hearing Qiao Letian's explanation, they booed together and asked Cao Kefan to apologize to Ji Ran...

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Mi Ya Nei! I dare to be a thief!" Cao Kefan stood up and said sorry in Mandarin, English and Korean, but everyone was confused about the language of the last sentence.He went out for a while just now, and when he stood up with his legs crossed and his buttocks up, everyone felt a little awkward...

"He said he deserved death!" Ji Ran couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Oh!" Everyone suddenly realized.

The next names appeared were Tian Ge, Shan Dandan, Xu Yun, etc...Every time a name appeared, everyone looked at the target in unison, and there were prompts, hands-on pulling, and preparing candies. It was fun to hear I just clapped my hands and laughed once, like "Fortunately Xu fainted (Xu Yun) passed away...", "Mom, but (Marco) found it..." and repeated it twice, it was really happy and lively...

Jiang Qing said "Yeah", and after shaking the wind chime, she stopped not reading her lines, but stared at Ye Linlin and nodded to her... Ye Linlin quickly stood up...

"Cheating! Hinting...", "Fixing matches! Letting go...", "Opportunism! It's not fair, black-box manipulation..." Everyone was unwilling, and the crowd was passionate and yelled.

"We are good friends! Best friends! Why..." Jiang Qing plausibly said.

"Squad leader Tian! Let her go! Let her OUT!" Everyone demanded that such a blatant trick be severely punished.

"Okay! We are a class owned by the people, for the people, and for the people!" Tian Ge stood up and took the yellow woolen hat An Wen put on the table in front of him and showed it to Jiang Qing with a serious expression: "Foul, a yellow card! Next Perform well, and if you commit another crime, you will be beaten ten times..." She pointed at the ruler on the podium to demonstrate.

Jiang Qing fell silent all of a sudden, and everyone laughed and applauded.

"I just don't want to read. Telling me to read is better than asking me to eat grass. It's annoying me to death!" Bu Xiang stood up and answered, and quickly pushed Cao Kefan in front of him, and everyone looked at Cao Kefan.

This guy Cao Kefan didn't take it seriously, he said haha: "Why are you touching me? Why don't you get me? Is my ranking always low?" He lay down on the table as if he was going to sleep.

"I caught Cao Cao!" Everyone was very excited, wondering how funny this guy would be...

"I just sang it! I don't know anything else..." Cao Kefan was pretending to be innocent.

"What else? Literally singing without moving your lips! Then you will suffer ten boards? Lao Cao, you haven't eaten this board noodles for a long time, do you think about it?" Everyone booed together.

"Hey! It's been a long time since I tasted that taste..." Cao Kefan sucked his mouth, salivating.

"Oh!" Seeing that Cao Kefan was lying on three tables lined up for criminal cases, and he was honestly about to be beaten, everyone was really baffled, "Cao Cao's head is flooded!?"

"a (ah)! o (oh)! e (amount)!" Cao Kefan yelled every time he was hit by a board, Zheng Chao didn't use any force, and felt that the ruler that hit Cao Kefan's ass seemed to hit something hard Stuff, he is very strange!

"Cao Cao can call f (Buddha)..." Qu Zhenguo calculated.

"y (huh)! u (uh)! v (fish)!" Cao Kefan's expression was very strange, but there was no expression of pain. Zheng Chao had exerted some strength, but he still lay there and howled.

"b(broadcasting)! Yoyo..." The ruler in Zheng Chao's hand fell crookedly and landed on Cao Kefan's thigh. This time Cao Kefan was in real pain, kicking his legs like a frog: "Please! Dude, Can you be more accurate in your moves? I have practiced the Iron Kung Fu! We have not practiced other positions..."

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the side, always suspected that Cao Kefan was cheating, and signaled: "Old Cao, let me see if you have any secret weapons..." His hand touched Cao Kefan's upturned butt...

"Indecent! Indecent! Can I take off my pants for you to check? Brother Bai..." Cao Kefan got off the table and wanted to take off his pants in public. The girls all turned their faces away, and several teachers were stunned.

"Can I take off another one? How about I take off two more?" Cao Kefan had already taken off his pants, and there were still pants inside. He had to wear four or five pieces of sportswear pants... Everyone was in an uproar.Jiang Cheng didn't find anything, and it was even more strange: Could it be possible to wear a few more pants and spank the buttocks without pain?

At this time, the students realized why the thighs of Cao Kefan's trousers became square. Yu Zhe smiled: "Old Cao! Take out the books on your butt!"

"Boss! I was killed by you..." Cao Kefan had no choice but to honestly pull out the books from his sweatpants. There were seven or eight books, no wonder he didn't feel any pain at all!

"Cao Cao! Great traitor! We have learned the lesson!"

"There is no protective layer now! It's enough for you to drink a pot..."

"Let our head teacher make the last three bowls of pan noodles. Cao can review and consolidate..."

Everyone laughed and chattered.

"The teacher has changed his career from making board noodles..." Lei Subei waved his hands but it was useless, Zheng Chao and Jiang Cheng lifted him up again, and handed the ruler into his hands.

Lei Subei lightly tapped Cao Kefan's left and right buttocks, Cao Kefan turned to look at him, his eyes were touched... Finally, Lei Subei raised the ruler high and dropped it heavily, "Ah! "Cao Kefan screamed, everyone didn't dare to look at it, just heard a "snap", the ruler hit the edge of the table and broke into two pieces, Lei Subei said loudly: "The punishment of the ruler will become history forever! Good boy, the teacher already knows to solve problems with sincerity rather than violence..."

The most prolonged applause of the party resounded in the classroom...

Appendix: Republic of China 1917

(Tianjin, a mansion.)

(Lady A) The streets of Tianjin are not as lively as the overpasses in Beijing!

(Mistress B) There are not many good things, only the steamed stuffed bun that the dog doesn’t care about is okay...

(Lady A) Where is our top-grade "Dragon Well"?

(Lady B) That’s just better Yunnan jasmine tea. Where do we get Longjing now?Miao Belle, who often accompanied (1, Chang Pei) talking to the little emperor, always emphasized that he was handsome (2, Zheng Shuai), said that the emperor did not have the best Longjing!

(Lady A) Isn’t that what the emperor bestowed on our master as the first-class dragon well?

(Mistress B) Do you think the emperor is still the emperor of the Qing Dynasty?Now it is the Republic of China, and the emperor is also poor, that is, he has a swollen face to pretend to be a fat man, to support his appearance, and to pretend to be a sheep (3, Zhuang Yang) that's all!

(Lady A) Oh!Is the Yunnan scented tea put in Ligege (4, Ligege) or outside it?

(Mistress B) Since (5, Ji Ran) is not a good thing, let's not look for it!

(Lady A) No, our master has such a temper, he asked me to sing a sweet song (6, field song) last morning without eating, and I came up with "Shandandan (7, Shan Dandan) blooming red and bright "Yan" was beaten by her and hungry, fortunately Xu fainted (8, Xu Yun) passed away, and some of you interceded (9, Jiang Qing) before I was spared (10, Cai Rao).

(Mistress B) I was merciful (11, Liu Qingde), I didn’t try hard at that time, you were dizzy from hunger...

(The two court ladies cheered, breathed a sigh of relief, and said excitedly, "Mom, I found (12, Marco)!")

(Qing Gege carries a wind chime and enters.)

(Qing Gege) Yay! (Shake the wind chime, Lingling) (13, Ye Linlin) What are you doing?Ou, book (14, Ouyang Shuya), and you are still reading poems, it seems that your tail is up to the sky (15, Qiao Letian)!

(Qianggege) You are so boring in the palace, you should also read a book!

(Qing Gege) I just don’t want to (16, Bu Xiang) read a book, telling me to read is better than telling me to eat grass, but annoying (17, Cao Kefan) is killing me!

(Qingge, Qiangge, and the two court ladies look at the goldfish.)

(Qing Gege) Why are there only big fish left?What about Xiao Xiaoyu (18, Shao Xiaoyu)?

(Qianggege) These days, the big ones eat the small ones, so only the big ones are left!I'll hit the biggest one...

(Qing Gege) Well, it makes sense!Are you so accurate?Is it Meng (19, Shi Meng)?I'm also here to take aim at the family (20, Miao Jia) to see if I can smash this big villain to death!

(Miao Beile is dressed in a weird way, wearing small sunglasses and panicking on the ground. His hands are waving wildly, and his father-in-law is in front of him with a lantern...)

(Miao Belle) Here! ("21, Anxiu", sneezing) I said someone was talking about me!Little vibrator, hurry up and show the way to the master (22, Zhao Lu)!

(Mistress B) Here!Lord Belle, you in broad daylight...how are you wearing this?

(Miao Belle) What a bumpkin!Let me tell you, what I wear here are French foreign gadgets (23, Yang Wenyi), called sunglasses!I also learned how to dress them in Europe. It’s called navel (flag) (24, Lu Qi) dress, which means to show the flag dress we wear!

(Everyone is at a loss, as if they really don't understand. Miao Beile reaches out to catch the fish, resentful)

(Miao Belle) Oh!Was stung by a fish (25, Yu Zhe)!Take my German Browning, and I'll kill it!

(Gonggong Qu) Master, □□ is pinned to your back and waist (26, Yao Li)!

(Miao Belle) (lean him) I know, you think I can't remember anything?I'm a gifted child, and I will tell (27, Zhao Hui) if I don't learn anything!I tell you to use a lantern to light (28, Zhao Zhitao) out!

(Qianggege) You are fierce (29, Meng Leilei)!One shot in the past, my fish tank was reimbursed!

(Miao Belle) Really?I'm going to Great Britain to learn their court etiquette (30, Li Yi) soon, the emperor said that we want to dress people... We will be on each other's side (7, field song)!Anyway, there are not many fish left, this time let Lord Baylor have a good time!If you break it, I'll get you a big fish tank from them. I heard that people can...Ke (31, Ren Keke) can be in it!

(Take a sip of water, shoot in the past, and sure enough, the fish tank will be reimbursed. There are also gunshots outside.)

(Miao Belle) I don't believe I can't kill you!Without water, you will die of thirst!Can't wait, I'll trample you to death!Little vibrator, go out and ask (32, Ma Shangwen) what happened outside!

(Qianggege) (So cruel, the four women all pouted and left.) Miao Beile, you have a cup of tea here, and we will take a lunch break inside.

(Miao Beile is touching this outside, fiddling with that, putting on a small alarm clock, and his father-in-law gets off.)

(Qing Gege) (Four women rummaged through their clothes.) Dear sister, lend me some clothes to wear. I can’t get enough money from my side, and many things have been pawned by the old mothers!I'm running out of clothes...

(Qinggege) This fabric has twill (33, Xie Wenna)!Is this wool vest worn inside (34, Li Chuan) or outside?Should the wool be exposed (35, Li Lu) or exposed?

(The four women come out and see Miao Beile holding the big vase in his arms.)

(Miao Belle) Oh, come out, is Xiao Mengke (36, Xiao Mengke) awake?

(Gege Qing) Lord Belle, Gege Qiang kindly wants you to have a cup of tea (37, Hao Xinyao), how do you take her things?

(Qianggege) That is the blue and white porcelain from the Tang Dynasty (38, Tang Chao), I used it to hold the snow (39, Cheng Xue)!

(Miao Belle is embarrassed, his father-in-law enters.)

(Eunuch Qu) Master, good news!A group of people with guns (40, Dai Qiang) entered the Forbidden City, it was the Army (41, Shi Jun)!They still have big braids, the emperor can ascend the throne again!

(Miao Belle) Hey!The statement should (42, Chen Suyao) be clear...

(Qinggege) Don't listen to (43, Hu Ting) nonsense!

(Grandpa Qu) Zhang Xun (44, Zhang Xun) of the National Army (45, Min Jun) led troops into Beijing, and negotiated with the military government to restore our emperor. When the emperor heard the news, he was sitting Reading comic books on the toilet, I was still quiet at first (46, Chen Jing), but later I forgot to turn the book (47, Wang Fan), and stood up happily without even lifting my pants.The empress is building Fangcheng with the eunuchs and court ladies, and she has a good hand (48, Fang Chenghu), but it doesn't count...Everyone, hurry up and go to the palace to pay homage!

(Miao Beile leaves with Qu Gonggong and Qing Gege, and everyone rushes to pack their things.)

(Qianggege) Why are these packages so heavy (49, Chen Lei)!

(Lady A) No, there are so many pots and jars, all of which are old, and I am reluctant to throw them away... This cloisonne vase weighs 50 to [-] catties ([-], Wu Jinyue)!

(A group of students shouted slogans, "Go to Zhenguo (51, Qu Zhenguo), our country is strong (52, Wu Guoqiang), overthrow the imperial system!")

(Miao Beile and his father-in-law carry the stool on their shoulders.)

(Miao Beile) Don’t need to clean up, it’s just right (53, Zheng Haohao), our emperor’s dragon chair has not been warmed up yet, the old and young are not all here, and everyone hasn’t realized the ideal (54, Jiang Ideal) of Jianguo Tell the big plan... Our emperor has abdicated again!

(Qing Gege) (Sigh.) I originally said (55, Yuan Su) that it was not such a good thing!You can go back on what you say (56, Jiang Cheng)!Let's continue to be stable here (57, An Wen) just sit and eat!

(Miao Belle) We can't lose the Dragon Chair and Dragon Stool that Jackie Chan (58, Cai Chenglong) came down after a while, this is our spiritual pillar!

(The stool is facing up, and the words "Cai Chenglong Stool" are revealed on the bottom, and the farce is over)