I change my style on Weibo

After watching Bai Wuye's new video about ghosts and animals, a certain boss of the melon-eating group posted a blog post on his Weibo in a very complicated mood, expressing his endless complaints.The beginning of the blog post is: When Ah San's heavy metal agricultural MV was featured on the Divine Comedy Shamate, everyone who watched it said it was good.

——I won't say what kind of sour taste it is, you just need to know that I took off the powder for 3 minutes.I advise everyone who has heart disease and mood swings not to watch it, really, believe me, don't watch it!As for those who are tired from studying or need to refresh their minds, you can try it. Remember to wear an eye mask, the exposure can blind people's eyes.For the revolution, to protect eyesight, to do eye exercises... Bah!Protect eyesight, start from me!

Seeing this Weibo, people who read it all wailed that what they said was too true, and together with the po owner warned other fans to watch carefully.As for those who hadn't seen it, their curiosity was immediately aroused when they said it, and they clicked into the video with the mysterious confidence that they would never be frightened, and then came out on their knees to join the former.It goes on and on like this, and the cycle goes on and on, people keep digging holes, and people keep jumping into holes, which is also miserable.

Bai Wuye's Weibo and the comment section of station b were boiling, and even alarmed the big bosses in the ghost animal area.A group of people asked Bai Wuye what happened in the comments and bullet screens, and why he suddenly reported to the office. Bai Wuye just smiled and said nothing, watching the fun while drinking iced watermelon juice with his legs crossed.

Isn't his melon eating group eating melon every day?Let's see if they can swallow the melon after watching this video.

Pit fans, that's how confident they are!

When the little devil in Bai Wuye's heart secretly rubbed his head, the comment area and the barrage pool were still dancing with demons and mourning.

——Ahhhhhhhhh my eyes! ! !mom! ! !I cherish where Ming is! ! !

——I closed my eyes watching those buddies spinning and jumping with the rhythm, I really wanted to go up and give them a big slap in the face!

——Male god, tell your story!Don't be lazy, the lighting engineer, put the light here, hurry up!

——What's the noise? The lighting engineer just entered the psychiatric department!

——Big brother newspaper office, at a loss (___)ノ｜

——I opened the barrage with trembling hands, I need body protection...

—Nurse, me, your teammate, increase your blood!

——Nurse's blood is thinner, and she has recovered earlier!

——Please allow me to take off the powder for 3 minutes...

——This operation is no longer suffocation, but injecting carbon monoxide into my lungs!

——Boss, are you inhaling too much laughing gas QAQ

Qin Zhanbai twitched the corners of his eyes, exhausted all his endurance in this life, and finally insisted on watching the 3-minute video. 3 minutes, just 3 minutes, but he seemed to have passed three lifetimes, and his whole body was about to collapse.

Cleaning up his mood, he poked Bai Wuye privately on the penguin.

Zhanbai: I watched the ghost video you made.

Zhanbai: Shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods.

When Bai Wuye received the news, his first reaction was to imagine Zhan Bai's expression at this time.But he didn't know what Zhan Bai looked like, and he didn't have a reference picture in his mind, so he could only imagine the slightly distorted face of a stern and serious person, and then he was amused by himself.

Juan Yan: I didn't expect you to watch this, my cut is not bad, right?

Zhanbai: Well, refresh your mind.

Sitting opposite him, Ning Xiaohe saw that his indifferent expression suddenly softened, although he really wanted to get close to him, but with the lesson just now, he didn't dare to peek at Qin Zhanbai's phone again.Too much curiosity is not worth it!

"Hey, I asked you out today, not to watch you chat with others." After waiting patiently for a while, seeing that Qin Zhanbai chatted with people more and more happily and couldn't stop, Ning Xiaohe was so anxious that he tapped his fingers on the table, "Can you Can't you give me a few minutes?"

Qin Zhanbai paused slightly while typing, and raised his head to give him an icy look, which made him shiver.

"There are so many excellent cosplayers in Fangcun Studio, who would you choose? You want to find me?" While talking, he replied to Bai Wuye in a timely manner. Although Qin Zhanbai's attention was partly distracted, the air-conditioning was still sufficient.

Ning Xiaohe was quite used to rubbing his arms with many goosebumps, and said awkwardly: "The more famous ones in the studio... all have jobs, and they are also traditional cultural planners. I am here because I am the planner. And the studios for shooting costumes, props, equipment, etc. have been taken care of for me, so I have to find them myself." After speaking, he straightened his face, and said very seriously: "Because this plan involves too much, from For the 24 solar terms series, the traditional festival series, and the classic anthropomorphic series of Chinese studies that will start in the beginning of next year, the studio is really short of manpower. Many people will play multiple roles, and they will not be able to get away at all. Otherwise, why do you think the official blog sends out invitations? "

"Which part are you in charge of?" Qin Zhanbai asked casually, unmoved.

"Traditional festivals, such as Laba, Spring Festival, and Lantern Festival, have already started. After the New Year, there will be February [-], Huachao Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, Qixi Festival, etc." Ning Xiaohe said in a hurry when he heard that his attitude seemed to be loosened. Named several festivals, "I will definitely appear in group photos or multiple cps like Laba, Spring Festival, and Qixi Festival. This time I came to Gantang for...you know you know."

How much cp?

Qin Zhanbai's heart moved, but on the surface he activated his taunting skills calmly: "Yes, yes, the reason why you have the courage to come to Gantang, instead of secretly peeping outside like hentai, is to invite your sweetheart Let’s take a group photo of Laba with you. Then why don’t you go?”

It's lung-piercing, old man, it's too suffocating!

Ning Xiaohe lay face down on the table: "I dare not..."

"90.00% of the human body is water, you can mutate well, and 90.00% is coward." Qin Zhanbai unceremoniously sprinkled salt on his wound, and then pretended to be unintentional: "Since Laba is a multi-CP plan, then if I participate , who will you arrange for me to be the cp?"

Ning Xiaohe regained blood in a second, and sat up straight energetically: "As long as I can find it, you can mention it as you like, anyone is fine!"

"You don't need to look for it." Qin Zhanbai smiled slightly, the corners of his mouth curled up lightly and darkly, "I'll invite you, as long as you agree."

"Good guy!" Not only willing to join, but also helping him find someone, is this guy really that indifferent and mean Qin Zhanbai?

Ning Xiaohe almost burst into tears, and didn't think about whether Qin Zhanbai's sudden promise was a conspiracy, so he happily thumped the table twice.As a result, he accidentally punched the calling bell for the second time, and the crisp ringtone instantly spread throughout the slightly empty restaurant.

At this time, a handsome man in a black and white deacon uniform came out of the kitchen, walked towards the two with a smile on his face.

Qin Zhanbai looked at Ning Xiaohe who was covered in ginger hard.

The man stood still by the table, bowed politely, and asked softly, "Master, what do you need?"

He smiled and rolled his black eyes, as if there were stars shining in his eyes.

Ning Xiaohe blushed instantly, and stammered, "I, um... want you... no, no, no..."

The two idiots were nervous and said what was in their hearts, but the man obviously didn't take it seriously, and just laughed out loud because of being teased.

Qin Zhanbai: Heh, you're being forced.

Here, Ning Xiaohe was struggling with his cowardly nature for his lifelong affairs and career, while Bai Wuye over there, after receiving the news that Qin Zhanbai invited him to join Laba cos, fell into deep thought.

Qin Zhanbai, a professor of the Chinese Department, undoubtedly knows better speaking skills than the straightforward official blog of Fangcun Studio. First, he analyzed the general trend of the revival of traditional culture in recent years, from the Hanfu revival movement to the classics of Chinese studies into childhood.Then he talked about the problem of insufficient publicity and difficulty in attracting more people's attention and love, and then added the traditional culture planning of Fangcun Studio to the luxury package of traditional culture promotion, directly rising to the height of promoting national culture, and finally sincerely expressed hope that he Join the filming, and tell him some simple situations, such as he will play a pair of CP with himself during the filming and so on.

Bai Wuye has no interest in cosplay, there is no doubt about it.But as a student of the Chinese Department, he has the heart to carry forward and publicize traditional culture and national culture.This thought even directly affected his future employment choice, that is, becoming a teacher.

If Qin Zhanbai just invited him to participate in an ancient cosplay shoot, he would definitely refuse without hesitation, just like refusing the official blog of Fangcun Studio.But after turning a corner in his invitation and incorporating these words, it feels like whether to accept the invitation or not has become secondary, and the main thing is to carry forward and publicize traditional culture.

Then why did he refuse?

It has to be said that Qin Zhanbai was really accurate about his thoughts.

Holding his chin in a daze for a while, Bai Wuye typed up each word slowly, slowly turning from hesitation to a firm reply.

Juan Yan: Okay, I'll take it.But last time I just rejected the official blog of Fangcun Studio, is it okay?

Seeing this, Qin Zhanbai was overjoyed, and quickly replied: It's okay, I know the planning of this series, and he agreed.The specific shooting time has not been set, when is more convenient for you?

Juan Yan: After mid-November, I will try to finish the recording of the other two weeks, and I will start to be busy in two weeks.

Zhan Bai: Well, I will coordinate with the planner.

After replying, Qin Zhanbai looked up at Ning Xiaohe who was lying on the table and pretended to be dead because he said something wrong, and said unhurriedly: "Junyan agrees."

"Oh, if you agree... who agrees?" Ning Xiaohe replied weakly, but after realizing who Qin Zhanbai was talking about, he started to shoot: "Meaning? That handsome guy who has no friends? See you? "

"Yeah." You said you were too handsome to have any friends, and you sang that you just made your debut in the ghost animal area and tortured your fans to death.

Qin Zhanbai complained in his heart, but he didn't say it out, fearing that this curious guy couldn't help but look at it and would be so scared that he would fall under the table again.His sweetheart was nearby, repeatedly embarrassing him, and he didn't know if the courage he had finally mustered up would be frightened back.

"Oh! Our Zhanbai master is extraordinary! Last time, Mr. Guan Bo cried and told me that she was rejected by Juan Yan. Now he is fine. He is destined not to escape the palm of our studio!"

Ning Xiaohe regained his energy all of a sudden, and excitedly began to fantasize about how to keep people in the studio.

Seeing that he started to get nervous again, Qin Zhanbai let out a "hehe" and said coolly: "You haven't invited your sweetheart yet."

Ning Xiaohe: "..."

Can we still be good friends QVQ

……

After giving Qin Zhanbai an affirmative reply, Bai Wuye was thinking of reminding the melon eaters who were in a state of madness on Weibo when a call came in. He saw the word "Squad Leader" displayed on the screen and hurriedly Pick up.

"Hey monitor, what's the matter?"

"This afternoon is the deadline for submitting the application form for exchange students at L University. Let me remind you. If you are not interested, then just pretend I didn't say anything." The class monitor was as concise as ever, and he was about to hang up the phone after speaking.

"Wait!" Bai Wuye hurriedly called him to stop, and while searching for the application form that he didn't know which corner of the desk he took to pad, he asked, "When is the specific time? Where should I submit it?"

The squad leader was silent for a few seconds, and said in a nonchalant tone: "At three o'clock in the afternoon, I will wait for you outside the counselor's office. In addition to the application form, you also need to submit two copies of your ID card and one copy of your student ID card." , a copy of the membership card. Remember, I handed in all the application forms as soon as three o’clock passed.”

"I see, thanks!" Quickly jotted down the materials that needed to be handed in, Bai Wuye hung up the phone, and began to search the entire room.

The three cats who were sleeping next to each other on the balcony turned their heads to take a look inside, and then ignored their owner who had intermittent convulsions.

At 02:30 in the afternoon, Bai Wuye, who had finally prepared the required materials and handed them over to the monitor, let out a long sigh of relief, feeling like he was about to collapse from running around in No. [-] Middle School.

For some reason, the two photocopying shops near the school were not open today, so he had to take a bus to the next area, and it was hard to copy everything.Although it was a bit troublesome, he endured the old professor's class.

emmm... The premise is that he can be selected.

Going to the school's ice bar, ordered a cup of milk tea, sat down, connected to the free wireless network, and Bai Wuye planned to mention to his fans about his participation in the cosplay filming of Fangcun Studio, so as to soothe their severely wounded hearts.But as soon as he went up, his hands trembled when he saw the three familiar full value notifications.

Can you stop coming here every time?

Dumbfoundingly, I entered Aite, and sure enough, the whole row was filled with the same Weibo.Bai Wuye poked open one with no expression on his face, and what he saw was a very common and unfamiliar ID.

Sky blue small pavilion.

Bai Wuye thought about it carefully, and had a vague impression that it seemed to be the Weibo of a certain treasure store opened by one of his fans.But why did fans like this blog post on Weibo?

Looking down, he understood when he saw the first sentence.

——According to the gossip, the male god has probably joined Fangcun Studio’s traditional cultural planning series of shooting activities, and the male god who has crossed over again will release a new work, so happy!

The fans are well informed.

Bai Wuye thought.He scrolled down again, and found that all the comments in the comment area were for stone hammers, and the hot comments were all the IDs of the melon-eating gods he was familiar with.But looking at it, Bai Wuye was a little confused. This Weibo has more than 3000 comments, but only more than 100 likes. What's going on?

Poking the screen suspiciously, Bai Wuye suddenly had a flash of inspiration, remembering his ability to review reviews, and quickly scrolled down.After flipping through a few pages, there were still almost the same comments, so he simply poked into the main homepage of the po, and sure enough, he found what he expected at the top.

The blogger’s latest Weibo: Thank you everyone for always cleaning up my comments, but it’s okay, I believe that the male god will release relevant news soon, and then he will severely slap and swell the faces of those who scold me.

Bai Wuye's face darkened.

He went back to the previous weibo and flipped through the comments until he reached the last few pages, only to see a series of swearing comments.Some scolded bloggers for spreading rumors to add drama to their male gods, some scolded bloggers for not knowing the so-called, and some even went up to Bai Wuye himself, saying that he was shameless and hot, and he was not very good with some in the studio Famous, but maybe their male god cosplayers compare and support each other, Bai Wuye's heart is on fire.

It will cause this phenomenon, at least it can explain that the official blog of Fangcun Studio has not issued a notice.Although they may not have reacted, or something under the skin delayed them, but would Bai Wuye tolerate such inexplicable abuse?The scolding is still his fans who are telling the truth.

With a cold face, he poked Zhan Bai privately, and after receiving the reply that the planner had agreed and started preparations, Bai Wuye posted a murderous Weibo for the first time.

——I have confirmed my participation in the planning and shooting of Fangcun Studio's traditional culture series, and attached screenshots.But before that, may I ask @fangcuntudio, have your notifications been eaten by dogs?Please take care of your fine fans, no matter how bad I am, I will not play more than those who are full of drama.

Some of the fans who were still bouncing just now fell silent for a moment.

Within a few minutes, the official blog of Fangcun Studio appeared.

——It was our negligence that we did not release the notice in time, and we would like to apologize to those who were attacked by irrational fans @白无叶和@天青色小阁.In addition, this official blog would like to solemnly remind some fans to enclose their own cuteness and hug your male gods to keep warm. If they are really capable, we will not abandon them when the studio is so short of manpower. Everyone is troubled A bit of a b number.

The first half is a very sincere apology, and the second half is a different story.

Only then did Bai Wuye calm down a little.But what he didn't know was that the official blogger of Fangcun Studio was eating chicken before sending out the notice. Ning Xiaohe was so busy that he slapped the back of the head with a snarl, only to think about it later and panic Posted on Weibo.

As for why Ning Xiaohe is so busy taking care of such trivial matters, then I have to ask Mr. Qin Zhanbai.