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Duan Yu sat cross-legged on the sofa and glanced out the window. It was almost dark, and Lian Que and Song Mu hadn't come back yet.He was just about to call again when he heard the doorbell.

"Here we come." Duan Yu replied, jumped off the sofa in a hurry, and opened the door with bare feet: "How is your job search going?"

Song Mu and Lian Que looked up and saw his face, as if they had made an appointment, they staggered back a step at the same time, with the expression on their faces as if they saw some monster and were frightened.

"What's wrong?" Duanyu looked at them strangely.

"It's nothing, nothing..." Lian Que regained his composure, pointed at the lace mask on Duanyu's face and said with embarrassment, "Your mask wasn't put on properly, it's warped..."

"Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it. It's been more than half an hour, so I have to wash my face quickly." Duan Yu took off the mask and hurried to the bathroom.

Song Mu wrinkled his face and glanced at the bathroom in shock. Hearing the sound of running water, he spread his hands to Lian Que and said, "He must have been born in the wrong place... He is more particular about women than women."

"Hush..." Lian Que smiled and closed the anti-theft door behind him.

He looked at the laptop on the coffee table, and walked over to take a look curiously. There was a Xinhua dictionary next to the laptop.

Lian Que picked up the dictionary and flipped through it. It was brand new, just like the one he just bought. One of the pages was sandwiched by a bookmark, and it was the pages of Chinese characters starting with K.

He glanced at the computer screen again, and the cursor flickered behind the word "Technology".

"Lian Que, help me find information about M City University of Science and Technology on the computer." Duan Yu wiped his face and came out of the bathroom.

"Oh, good." Lian Que quickly put down the bag in his hand, and quickly searched on the computer, "I found it."

Duanyu stood on tiptoe and jumped to Lian Que's side like a dragonfly on water. The website of M City University of Science and Technology was displayed on the computer.

He looked at the screen and said sadly, "Fortunately, you moved to my place. The pinyin input method is too difficult to use. Who invented it?"

"The pinyin input method is hard to use?" Song Mu suspected that he had heard it wrong, "Then how do you usually type?"

"Handwriting input." Duan Yu disagreed, "I doubt that you people type in pinyin all day long, do you still remember how to write Chinese characters?"

"I still wonder if you are a primitive person." Song Mu sneered, and slumped on the sofa.

Duanyu looked at him and sneered, thinking, I am still your ancestor after all, "By the way, you have been out all afternoon, have you found a job yet?" He changed the subject.

Lian Que bowed his head and said nothing, Song Mu glanced at him, and thoughtfully said: "Why are you in a hurry than us, you have to find a good job slowly."

Lian Que looked up at Song Mu, and smiled gratefully at him.

"That's true." Duanyu nodded, glanced at Song Mu, and said sarcastically, "Lian Que has the right and ability to choose a job, what about you?"

Song Mu was taken aback, and quickly changed the topic: "Why are you searching for other people's schools?"

Duan Yu hugged the notebook to his lap, and glared at Song Mu: "New business."

"Is that the girl who came in the afternoon?" Lian Que paused, "Are you receiving a new commission?"

"How do you know it's a girl?" Duan Yu was a little surprised.

"When Song Mu and I went out, I happened to see her calling our house number downstairs." Lian Que smiled, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he quickly changed his words: "Your house number... "

"It's yours and mine." Duan Yu patted his shoulder and said with a smile, "It's ours."

Listening to the conversation between the two of them, Song Mu inexplicably got goosebumps all over his body, shivered as if he was frozen, folded his arms and asked, "What's for dinner?"

Duanyu glanced at him, took out two steel coins from his pocket and threw them on Song Mu: "Here, go downstairs and buy two steamed buns."

Song Mu stared at the steel coin in his hand with staring eyes, unable to speak, and looked at Lian Que aggrieved.

Lian Que smiled, and took out his mobile phone: "If I had known, I would have bought the food for dinner at noon, so we can deal with ordering a takeaway in the evening."

"Takeaway?" Duanyu seemed to have heard something new, and watched Lian Que turn on the takeout ordering software intently, "You can have dinner with this?"

"You don't know?" Seeing that his dinner was settled, Song Mu immediately started trembling, jumped to Lian Que's side, and stared at him for something to order.

"What do you want to eat?" Lian Que handed the phone to Song Mu.

Just as Song Mu wanted to pick it up, Duan Yu snatched the phone away.

"What are you showing him? He's free food anyway, and he'll eat whatever we order, can't he be provocative?" Duanyu raised his eyebrows at Song Mu provocatively, and looked at the shops and restaurants on the app with great interest. products, "My God, even Peking Duck? Is it authentic?"

"What's the Beijing roast duck?" Song Mu didn't care too much, and directly took out his mobile phone, "You can still order hot pot and eat it when you come back."

"Let's eat Peking duck." Duan Yu returned the phone to Lian Que, excitedly pointed at the picture of Peking duck, and said expectantly.

Lian Que glanced at the price of the roast duck and took a deep breath.Half of this roast duck costs more than 100, which is enough for him to go to the vegetable market to buy a whole one, but seeing that Duan Yu wants to eat it so much, he has no choice but to bite the bullet and place an order.

"That's all right?" Duan Yu saw Lian Que put down his phone.

"Well, someone will deliver it to our home in a while." Lian Que said, "What new commission have you received?"

"That's right, that's right, I almost forgot about serious business." Duan Yu quickly returned his gaze to his notebook as if waking up from a dream.

He swiped the mouse to browse the information of M City University of Science and Technology, "The girl you met in the afternoon was bullied very badly at school, please ask me to help treat her bully."

"Oh, it must be school violence." Lian Que said.

"It should be what you call it." Duan Yu's attention was drawn to a line of information on the webpage, he rubbed his chin in thought, thought of something, and suddenly smiled.

"What's wrong?" Lian Que glanced at him and asked curiously.

"God helped me too." Duan Yu turned his computer screen towards Lian Que, "This school is recruiting teachers."

"Recruiting a physical education teacher..." Lian Que read out in a low voice, and looked at Duanyu confusedly, "Do you want to apply for a physical education teacher?"

"Can't you?" Duanyu asked back.

Lian Que shook his head and smiled, and scrolled down the webpage, "There are recruitment conditions here, take a look."

Duanyu frowned, and looked at the position pointed by Lian Que—recruitment requirements: a graduate degree or above from a key sports major university, strong professional knowledge, and more than 2 years of working experience (preferably for those who have won awards in basketball majors) consider)

"How old are you?" Lian Que asked suddenly.

"24." Duanyu didn't understand why he asked this suddenly, "What's wrong?"

"Then you definitely don't meet these conditions. You are more than 24 years old just after graduating from a master's degree, let alone more than 2 years of working experience." Lian Que smiled, "No matter how you look at it, you don't look like you."

"Are you looking down on me?" Duan Yu raised his chin haughtily at Chong Lian Que, with an expression of "you can say it again".

"No..." Lian Que was stupid, he didn't mean to look down on Duanyu at all, he was just talking about the facts, and he didn't expect to be taken seriously by him.

"Look, I'm making you anxious, and I'm just kidding you." Duan Yu succeeded with a smirk, and said confidently, "Don't worry, I can apply for the job."

Lian Que breathed a sigh of relief, although he didn't know what Duanyu could do, but he didn't dare to ask again, lest he would be tricked by him again.

Duanyu closed the computer, already had a plan in mind, he picked up the TV remote control, pretended to be casually switching TV channels, and secretly touched the ring on his hand.

"Brother System, let's talk about a deal." Duan Yu woke up the system and said in a frivolous tone.

"I don't dare to take the title of big brother." The system said coldly, it still remembered the disrespect to it when it was judged last time.

"So you still hold a grudge." Duan Yu didn't take it seriously, and played a rogue, "How much scum does it take to be a college physical education teacher?"

"Sorry, what you said is a false proposition, you have no extra slag points to use." The system sneered.

"But I can take credit." Duan Yu said, "Didn't we cooperate well last time?"

"So this time you are at a critical moment again?" the system sneered.

"No."

"That's nothing to talk about."

"Don't be so unreasonable, my big brother, don't you still have interest to earn?"

"It's not popular to talk about human feelings in the system world."

"..."

Duan Yu had no choice but to change the subject: "Then tell me first how many scumbags do you need for a college physical education teacher?"

"38888 points." The system's voice returned to calm.

"Then this order is a solid profit." Duanyu said excitedly, "Isn't there 18 scum in Le Duoer's place?"

"But it's not in your pocket yet."

"You're such a disappointment." Duan Yu sighed, "In this way, the interest will be doubled, see if it works, I promise this is the last credit."

The system is silent, and the conditions for judging the reputation are very attractive.As an excellent slag point system, maximizing slag point revenue is undoubtedly the most important.

"Do you need this new identity now?" The system let go.

Duan Yu thought for a while: "Let's wait a few days, so as not to use it too early and waste it."

The system sneered: "Forget that you still have a little wisdom, come to me when you really need it."

"Thank you so much~"

Song Mu kept secretly looking at Duanyu, seeing him frowning and laughing, his heart was terrified, he took a bite of a cucumber to suppress his shock.

"Why are there still cucumbers?" Duan Yu came back to his senses, and looked at the cucumber in Song Mu's hand.

"I still have half of the cucumber from last time." Song Mu passed the cucumber in front of Duan Yu, "It's very refreshing, do you want to have a bite?"

Duanyu looked at the wrinkled and wilted cucumber because it had been stored for too long with a look of disgust, shaking his head and clicking his tongue.

At this time, the doorbell rang.

"It must be a takeaway!" Song Mu is a typical boy who has a new love and forgets the old love. As soon as he heard the doorbell, he threw the remaining small cucumber on the table and ran to the place like a rabbit. By the door, opened the door.

"Is that the Peking duck you ordered?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Looking at the things in the delivery man's hands, Song Mu shrugged his nose, his eyes gleamed like a hungry wolf.Fortunately, he still remembered decency and didn't reach out to grab it.

"Here..." The delivery man looked at his straight eyes, and handed him the things in his hand in embarrassment, "Use it slowly."

"well, thanks!"

Song Mu was so hungry that he panicked, and was just about to eat a duck leg when he heard the coffee table being knocked several times.

Duan Yu didn't say anything, and raised his chin towards the coffee table in front of him, leaving Song Mu with a cold look to understand.

Song Mu swallowed, took out the finger that had just been put into the packing box, put it to his mouth and licked it again, obediently put the roast duck and a few other side dishes on the coffee table.

Lian Que looked at Song Mu and smiled, opened the packing box, tore off a duck leg and handed it over: "Come on, you're hungry, eat first."

"Hmm! Uncle, you are so kind!" Song Mu took the duck leg, licked his mouth, and bit down.

Seeing that he was eating so deliciously, Lian Que showed a motherly smile, which was in stark contrast to the stern-faced Duan Yu beside him.