attacking short legs

Seeing that Duanyu and Song Mu hadn't returned home, Lian Que went to the small fresh supermarket downstairs, bought some vegetables and meat, and cooked some home-cooked dishes.

It was almost nine o'clock when the food was served, and Lian Que was about to call Duanyu again to ask if they were back, when he heard the door lock being turned open.

"You can smell the delicious food, you came back so punctually." Lian Que greeted the door with a smile, and was stunned when he saw the faces of Duan Yu and Song Mu, "Why are your eyes..."

"It's cool!?" Song Mu smiled silly and pointed to his own panda eyes, leaned close to Duanyu's head, and raised his eyebrows triumphantly, "See, our panda eyes just fit Make a pair!"

"Let's drive!" Duanyu was in a terrible mood. He didn't earn enough money tonight, but the newly bought car was attacked by unexplained poop. In short, he got into a bad luck and couldn't afford it at all. Put on a good face.

Duan Yu glanced at the steaming dinner on the dining table, wondering if he was disgusted by the lump of stool, even though his stomach was empty, he still felt nauseated, and rushed to the bathroom to retch.

"What's wrong with Duanyu?" Lian Que looked at Duanyu worriedly and asked Song Mu.

"It's hypocritical." Song Mu recalled the ball of stool, he still found a few leaves from the roadside and removed them from the hood of the car, and Duanyu just watched from the sidelines from the beginning to the end.

Smelling the aroma of the food on the table, Song Mu suddenly felt hungry, so he jumped onto the dining table, picked up the chopsticks and the bowl, and started stuffing things into his mouth.

"Duanyu, don't you want to eat?" Lian Que sat on the sofa listlessly after seeing Duanyu coming out of the bathroom, with a very ugly expression on his face.

"I won't eat, you guys can eat." Duan Yu said weakly, "By the way, how did you find a job today?"

Lian Que smiled, went to the kitchen and took out the cake, and put it on the coffee table in front of Duanyu: "I found a new job, a translation company, if you don't have an appetite, eat some cake first, strawberry ones."

"Yeah." Duanyu forced a smile, glanced at the bright red strawberries dotted on the white cream in front of him, and suddenly got an appetite, so he picked up a strawberry and ate it, "Song Mu, give Lian Que the car keys." .”

"Car keys?" Lian Que looked at Song Mu in surprise.

"Oh." Song Mu took out the car key of the Beetle from his pants pocket, and threw it to Lian Que, "This is the new car we bought today, and it's parked downstairs."

"Have you bought a car?" Lian Que took the key, frowned and looked at Duanyu, "Didn't I tell you that you can no longer drive without a license?"

"It's not me." Duan Yu sighed, "Song Mu has a driver's license, and he drives the car. From now on, you can drive to work, so as not to squeeze the subway."

"But Song Mu, didn't you say that you went to earn money today? How did it become a waste of money?" Lian Que frowned in wonder, "And who beat your eyes?"

"How can you think about making money if you don't spend money?" Song Mu, with a rib in his mouth, glanced at Duan Yu with a gloating smile.

"Hey, anyway, don't ask, it's really unlucky today." Duan Yu said and gave Song Mu a look. The strawberry just now whetted his appetite, so he cut off another piece of cake and ate it with his hand.

Lian Que stared at the car key in his hand and thought for a while, then walked to Duan Yu's side, put the car key in front of him, and said softly, "I'd better take the subway to work."

"Why!?" Duanyu looked up at him in surprise.

"Driving costs too much. The fuel and parking costs are dozens of dollars a day, and the subway is only a few dollars." Lian Que smiled ashamedly, "I still want to save more money..."

"I said you really are!" Duan Yu didn't know what to say about him, and he even began to wonder if there was a woman's heart in this big man's body.The majestic man is so keen on cooking and cooking, but he doesn't seem to have the slightest interest in the things on the scene. He only wants to save money and save money. Living is too boring.

"Okay, since I bought the car, I'll be your driver for what you want to do in the future." Lian Que smiled, and suddenly remembered something, and hurried into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, "I'll cook two for you." Put an egg on your eye circles."

"That's right! I heard people say that using eggs to treat eye injuries is particularly effective!" Song Mu shouted towards the kitchen.He glanced at the cake on the coffee table, swallowed, and hurriedly stuffed the remaining rice in the bowl into his belly, sat down next to Duan Yu, cut off a large piece of cake, and gorged himself, "That's great." eat!"

"I said your stomach is a bottomless pit!" Duanyu looked at Song Mu's eating with horrified eyes, and clicked his tongue, "You can eat so well, why are you still so thin?"

Song Mu turned to look at him, licked the cream on his lips, and asked slyly, "Are you envious?"

Duanyu snorted coldly, lifted up his clothes, and showed off in front of Song Mu: "See, I don't have a single bit of fat on my body, so I think I'm well-groomed."

Song Mu grinned, curled up his neck and said quietly: "It's well taken care of, but the legs are a little short."

After Lian Que cooked eggs for the two of them and had dinner, he picked up Song Mu's quilt behind the sofa and went back to his room.

"Lian Que, what are you doing?" Song Mu looked at him curiously.

"Re-make the bed." Lian Que took off the quilt on his bed, carried it into Duanyu's room, and glanced at Song Mu, "Song Mu, you don't know, Duanyu is doing it for us these few nights." I didn’t even cover the bed with a quilt, I just covered it with a thin blanket, now my injury is much better, let’s share a room in the future, and return Duan Yu’s quilt to him.”

Song Mu couldn't believe what he heard, he looked at Duan Yu in shock, and questioned, "Really, are you so good?"

Duanyu didn't expect Lian Que to take this matter at ease. Facing Song Mu's exaggerated expression of disbelief, he had to pretend to be calm and coughed, and said sanctimoniously: "I will let you two live in my house. Is it not enough to show that I am a good person?"

"Really." Song Mu pouted, and glanced at Duan Yu suspiciously.

How he racked his brains and compromised to stay in this house that night is still vivid in his memory. It is doubtful that such a house owner would contribute his bedding so selflessly.

But these are irrelevant, Song Mu pursed his lips and shrugged, and stuffed the last strawberry into his mouth.After a while, he didn't know what he thought, and suddenly grabbed Duan Yu's shoulder and asked, "So you slept with Lian Que because you didn't have a quilt last night?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Duan Yu looked at him strangely.

"In this way, I can rest assured..." Song Muchang let out a sigh of relief, with a reassuring smile on his face.

Song Mu originally thought that Lian Que had already been taken down by Duan Yu, so he was the only one left in the room in danger, now it's all right, Lian Que is still on his side, he is much more at ease.

A week later, Duanyu's eye injury healed, and with the new identity he obtained from the system, he started his second journey of treating scum.

But it's strange to say that this week Lian Que is basically not at home during the day because he has to work, but for some reason, Duanyu can't always see Song Mu, and when he went out today, he stopped at his own house downstairs. The car was gone too.

"Hello, what do you need?" The patrolling security guard of M City University of Science and Technology saw Duanyu looking around at the school gate with a yellow briefcase in his hand, and asked.

Duanyu took a look at the uniform on the security guard, which had the words M City University of Science and Technology embroidered on it, and smiled politely: "I'm here to apply for a physical education teacher in your school, who should I ask?"

"Oh, so you are here to apply for the job." The security guard smiled, pointed to a square building not far away and said, "You go to that building and go to the personnel department on the fourth floor to find out what to do." .”

"Okay, thank you." Duanyu nodded his thanks.

M City University of Science and Technology looks very big, and the greening is also very good. There is a large oval flower bed facing the gate on the campus. There are pink and white rhododendrons planted in the flower bed, which are fragrant.

Around the flower bed, there are several scattered artificial lawns. On the lawn, students in twos and threes are reading in the morning with books and earphones.A few emerald green dwarf pines are scattered on the lawn, and pine trees are also planted on the dirt slopes on both sides. The dirt floor is covered with pebbles, and there are a few stone tables and benches. There are also students watching intently on it. Looking at the book in hand, it can be seen that the learning atmosphere of this school is very strong.

What the security guard was referring to was the school's office building. Although it looked not far from the gate, it actually took about ten minutes to walk there.

Duan Yu found that there were often electric minibuses with a length of four to five meters passing by. The drivers of the minibus wore uniforms similar to those of the security guards at the gate. .

"It seems that this school is much bigger than it looks." Duan Yu found a station sign on the side of the road, on which were written the names of the school's various teaching buildings and activity venues, and there were a total of more than a dozen stations.

Most of the students who walked past Duanyu were wearing plain casual clothes, carrying backpacks on their shoulders, with bookish faces, looking youthful and immature. Compared with these people, the two with Le Duoer Girls dress more maturely.

Looking at these carefree students, he felt envious in his heart. If he was born in a family with no worries about food and clothing, he would probably have embarked on the road of studying hard to gain fame.

Duan Yu was intoxicated by the strong campus atmosphere, and came to the office building without knowing it.

He stepped on the steps in front of the building, and occasionally a few people in formal clothes would pass by in a hurry, and some people who looked like students came out of the building, and they would politely call out to those people in formal clothes, "Teacher." good".

Duan Yu looked at them and smiled, feeling a little complacent in his heart, thinking that he would soon be called a teacher by these students.

Before this, he never knew that the feeling of being a teacher is more pleasant than being flattered and flattered by the men and women around him.

Duan Yu came to the lobby on the fourth floor. There were aisles on the left and right sides of the lobby, and the office was beside the aisle.

He was a little confused and didn't know where the personnel department was, so he stopped two passing female students and asked, "Student, how can I get to the personnel department?"

One of the girls with draped hair glanced at him, and their faces blushed immediately when their eyes met.She pointed to the aisle on the left, and said shyly, "Go over there, the third office on the left and right..."

"Oh, okay, thank you." Duanyu was about to leave when he was stopped by a girl, "Are you here to apply for a teacher?"

"Yeah." Duan Yu smiled and nodded, "Physical education teacher."

"Did you hear that! He said he was here to apply for a physical education teacher!" Another petite girl grabbed her companion's arm and couldn't help but excitedly whispered, "Maybe he will teach us!"

The girl with draped hair couldn't help but chuckled, and stared at Duanyu's face in a nympho: "He looks so sunny and cute..."

Duanyu himself may not have noticed, but since he changed his new identity, a bit of sunshine and vitality have been added to his slightly cold and seductive temperament.

"Keep your voice down, people heard it..." The girl blushed and looked at Duanyu embarrassedly, but still couldn't help but sighed in a low voice: "It looks like we are about the same age, so young..."

Duanyu smiled slightly: "Then I'll go first, I hope to be your teacher."

"Yeah..." The two girls nodded hastily, and when they saw Duan Yu left, they rushed out.

They couldn't wait to share this exciting news with other students. You must know that their last physical education teacher was a greasy middle-aged man over forty years old. A thermos cup full of health tea.

The door of the personnel department office was open, Duan Yu stood at the door, and glanced cautiously into the door.

There is a dark red wooden rectangular desk in the middle of the office. Behind the desk sits a middle-aged woman with myopia glasses on the bridge of her nose. She wears a single braid and wears a dark gray plaid blazer on her upper body. , was leaning over the table looking at the documents.

"Hello, are you applying here?" Duan Yu stood by the door and knocked politely.

The middle-aged woman raised her head, held the glasses frame on the bridge of her nose with her fingers, and glanced at Duanyu, "It's here, please come in."