attacking short legs

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Duan Yu was looking around at the entrance of M City University of Science and Technology, but he never saw Song Mu. It stands to reason that he should have arrived earlier than himself.

Just as Duanyu was about to make a call, he heard a car horn behind him.

"Teacher Ma, get in the car." Song Mu laid down on the car window of the little beetle calmly, and greeted Duanyu with a smile.

Duanyu frowned slightly, walked to the front of the car and took a tour of his beloved car, walked around to the passenger's door, leaned his upper body into the car and asked, "Who approved you to drive my car?"

Song Mu smiled triumphantly, took out the driving book from the car and shook it in front of Duan Yu: "This car is registered with my driver's license, and you don't have a driver's license."

"Who bought this car!?" Duan Yu raised his eyebrows.

"Oh, I know, I'm just joking." Song Mu helped Duanyu open the passenger door, "I'm going to be your driver."

Duan Yu snorted: "That's about the same, you're a smart boy."

"Stop picking up Brother Que." Song Mu started the car.

"Brother Que?" Duan Yu looked at Song Mu in surprise, "Since when did you call each other so affectionate?"

"Is this considered intimacy? Isn't he older than me?" Song Mu said.

"Then I'm older than you, why don't you call me brother?"

Song Mu turned his head to look at Duanyu, and said solemnly: "I can't call you brother, I should call you sister."

"What did you say!?" Duan Yu looked at him incredulously, "You can't even tell the gender or what?"

"Don't you like men?" Song Mu smiled, and said smartly: "Looking at you, you won't be the strong one, right? Those like-minded people I watch on TV are all sisters. The sisters call themselves."

"I'll fuck you!" Duan Yu was furious, couldn't hold back, and slapped Song Mu on the back of the head. Song Mu couldn't resist, and his entire face was slapped on the steering wheel, hitting the horn Gotta ring.

"You want to kill twice! I'm driving!" Song Mu hastily stabilized the steering wheel, blushing and aggressively yelling at Duanyu.

Duan Yu restrained his anger, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said: "You heard me clearly, I am the strong one! Don't dare to say that in the future! Be careful, I will throw you into the river to feed you!" fish!"

"Then you will go to jail..." Song Mu muttered in a low voice with a mournful face.

"You told me to go to jail! Drive your car well!" Duan Yu roared, and after breaking the rearview mirror, he found that there was a taxi behind him that seemed to have been following him since he got in the car. "The car in the back Have you been following us since just now?"

Song Mu glanced at the rearview mirror: "No, there is only one road here, isn't it normal for us to have cars following us?"

"Forget it, it's useless to ask you idiot." Duan Yu exhaled from his nose.

Not long after, the Beetle was driven downstairs to Lian Que's company.Lian Que was carrying a briefcase on his back, holding a stack of documents in his hand, and was looking at his phone on the side of the road.

"Brother Que, get in the car!" Song Mu smiled and waved to Lian Que.

Lian Que smiled, and was a little surprised to see the co-pilot sitting on Duan Yu, but after thinking about it, he felt it made sense.

"In this way, this car is really the right one to buy. It can carry three people in one trip." Lian Que smiled and sat in the back row, but he was too tall. I couldn't stretch it out, so I had to curl up like a hedgehog and curled up on the seat.

Duanyu glanced at him, patted Song Mu on the shoulder and said, "Switch with Lian Que and let him drive. The front seat is more spacious."

"Oh." Song Mu opened the car door unhappily, his car addiction is not over yet.

Going around the front of the car, Song Mu was just about to open the rear door, and found that there was still plenty of room for Duanyu to sit, but the legroom under the rear seat felt cramped just by looking at it, even though he was not even close to Que Gao. , but the legs are not short, so he started to die.

"I'll change it with you, you sit in the back." Song Mu discussed with Duan Yu.

"Why?" Duan Yu looked back at him.

"You have short legs."

"..."

"Lian Que, drive." Duan Yu's eyes were fixed on the front, his face was livid.

Lian Que sighed, and winked at Song Mu: "Get in the car quickly, don't pick and choose."

"Oh." Song Mu got into the car obediently, hid behind Duanyu's backrest and made faces at him to vent his dissatisfaction.

The car drove halfway, Song Mu didn't know what he saw, and suddenly asked Lian Que to stop.

"What's wrong?" Lian Que asked.

"I'm going to buy a few sets of clothes in the mall." Song Mu pointed to the opposite shopping mall.

"Are you rich?" Duanyu asked coldly.

"I have!" Song Mu opened the car door confidently, "Brother Que, why don't you go with me?"

When Duanyu heard Song Mu call "Brother Que", he got goosebumps all over his body and couldn't help trembling while hugging his arms.

Lian Que looked outside and said sadly, "It seems that there is a charge for parking here."

"Oh, the parking fee is only a few yuan." Song Mu pouted.

Duan Yu sighed softly, opened the car door and walked out, and said to Song Mu: "Don't make things difficult for him, I will accompany you."

"You!?" Song Mu raised his eyebrows exaggeratedly.

"Why? Don't you believe my taste?" Duanyu raised his chin proudly, turned to Lian Que and said, "Drive back first, and prepare dinner when we come back."

"Yeah." Lian Que smiled, "Come back early so that the food doesn't get cold."

"Understood." Duan Yu closed the car door, "You go."

Song Mu was reluctantly dragged into the shopping mall by Duan Yu, who followed behind him like a deflated ball.

"Hurry up, didn't you hear that Lian Que asked us to go back earlier?" Duan Yu turned around and urged, "By the way, where did you get the money?"

"Brother Que left it at home." Song Mu said.

"At home?" Duan Yu thought for a while, "My home?"

"Yes, in the cabinet in the living room, there is a paper bag with Brother Que's name written on it, and the money is quite a lot, 1 yuan." Song Mu blinked.

Duan Yu thought about it carefully, and stomped his feet: "I remember! That's the money Lian Que gave me! You boy! Hand over the money!" He searched Song Mu's body with his hands.

Song Mu was itchy by him, and said while hiding: "Don't touch me! The name of Brother Que is clearly written on the bag!"

"Even if it's Lian Que's, have you asked him for his money!?" Duan Yu didn't let him go easily, and he was also short on money now, wishing to get some more money to put into his small coffers.

"Brother Que is so nice! He will definitely lend me some flowers!" Song Mu clutched his trouser pocket tightly, dragging Duan Yu to hide by the wall.

Duanyu didn't expect that Song Mu looked thin, and his hands were not weak, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't take out the banknotes in Song Mu's pocket.

At this moment, the two pushed and bumped into the glass wall of a shop, and a clerk ran out of the shop immediately when he saw it.

"Sorry, can you two stop making trouble here, lest we break our glass."

Song Mu and Duanyu looked up at the clerk at the same time. The clerk was a woman wearing heavy makeup, smelling of perfume, and wearing a shopping guide outfit. When they met their eyes, her face flushed and she immediately became shy. .

Duanyu would never let himself lose his manners in front of the opposite sex, so he had to let Song Mu go first, and politely apologized to the clerk.

"It's okay...you didn't do it on purpose." The clerk said softly, his eyes still wandering over the two of them.

Duan Yu smiled and glanced at the shop behind him, and suddenly found that a customer standing inside looked familiar, and beside her stood a middle-aged man with a beer belly and a boss bag.

"Does this store of yours sell bags?" Duan Yu looked at the products in the store and asked the clerk.

"Well, we sell high-end custom handbags, and there is only one store in this city." The clerk said with a smile.

"Advanced customization." Duan Yu thought for a while, "Is that very expensive?"

"It's not very expensive, and the cheap ones are only four to five thousand."

Song Mu gasped after hearing the price, thinking that women are simply terrible, and four or five thousand for a leather bag is still cheap.

Duanyu nodded and smiled, then turned his eyes to the familiar face in the store for a while, feeling a little puzzled.He turned sideways to look at Song Mu, and said to him expressionlessly, "Do you want to earn extra money?"

"I do! Of course I do!"

"Then do me a favor."

"What are you busy with?"

Duanyu smiled mysteriously, and pulled Song Mu to the clerk: "He wants to buy a bag for his girlfriend, please take him in to have a look."

"Me?" Song Mu pointed to his nose in shock.

Duanyu looked at the clerk with an undiminished smile, put his mouth in Song Mu's ear and whispered, "It's you, go to the store and help me listen to what the man and woman are saying, and write it down for me verbatim." .”

Song Mu looked back nervously at the person Duan Yu said, and nodded stiffly, he was completely controlled by Duan Yu's tone.

"Very good." Duan Yu patted Song Mu on the shoulder, and looked at him amiably, as if nothing had happened just now, "Let's go in with this beauty."

"Smile, smiling tiger!" Song Mu was chased away, and followed the clerk into the store helplessly.

Duan Yu looked around, went to the rest bench diagonally opposite the shop and sat down.

"How old is your girlfriend? What kind of bags do you usually like to use?" The clerk warmly greeted Song Mu.

"Let's think about it... think about it..." Song Mu smiled awkwardly, glanced outside the store, and found that Duanyu was staring at him from the opposite side, so he immediately turned his head.

He pretended to be thinking, while casually picking up the handbag on the display cabinet, sitting and looking to the right, and at the same time quietly moved to the side of the man and woman that Duan Yu mentioned.

"Duo'er, I think this bag is pretty good, it suits you very well." The middle-aged man with the boss' plate between his hands picked up a small beige sheepskin handbag, put it in front of Duo'er, and made gestures.

Le Duoer's full attention was on the bright yellow Italian imported calfskin nurse bag in her hand, she glanced at the bag in the man's hand perfunctorily, and said with a smile: "Well, it's pretty nice, I want this too, okay?"

"Okay~ I'll buy you whatever you want~" The middle-aged man looked at her dotingly, and said to the clerk, "Wrap these two up."

"Okay, I'll make an order for you right away." The young clerk smiled, and while helping Le Duoer pack the goods, he flattered him: "Your father is really kind to you."

"Father?" Le Duo'er sneered, and looked back at the middle-aged man, "Did you hear that you are my father?"

When the middle-aged man heard this, his entire face turned green. He slapped the cashier hard and scolded: "Are you new here? I don't have long eyes. I just turned 40 this year!! You don't know that a man is 40 a flower Ah? How is she like her father!?"

The young clerk's heart skipped a beat, and he glanced awkwardly at Le Duo'er, who was covering her mouth and giggling, and then she understood the relationship between the two, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my poor eyesight, I didn't see that you were a couple. "

"It's not too bad." The middle-aged middle-aged man took out a black card from his bag and slapped it on the cashier counter with a straight face, "Checking out and paying the bill is really disappointing. If it weren't for us, Duo'er, who likes your things, I would still Do you want to come a second time!"

After hearing this conversation, Song Mu couldn't help but secretly looked at the middle-aged man and Le Duoer, thinking that the flowers were really planted in cow dung.

At this moment, the middle-aged man's cell phone rang, and his face changed when he saw the caller, "Duo'er, look first, I'll answer the call."

"Well, let's go." Le Duoer nodded indifferently.

Song Mu quickly shifted his front and followed the man secretly.

"My wife, what's the matter?" The man answered the phone obediently, and the domineering and self-important arrogance just now disappeared in an instant.

"What did you buy again? I received a text message bill!" A woman with a rough voice on the phone growled.

"Didn't my old classmate pass by us? I'm going to see him, so I can't go there empty-handed." The man looked back at Le Duo'er, saw that she had already bought something, and was looking at him, so he said yes She waved her hand and smiled, beckoning her to wait.

"Really!? I didn't hear what you said, but I warn you, if I know that you are messing with some vixen, be careful not to walk around."

"How dare I!" After such a short conversation, the middle-aged man's forehead was already sweating nervously, "Oh, I won't tell you. I'm in a hurry to pick up people. I'll talk about it when I go back."

The middle-aged man hung up the phone and let out a long breath.

"So that's what happened." Song Mu gave a sneaky "tsk", and rolled his eyes at the middle-aged man in disgust, "Eat the inside out."

"Sir, are you looking forward to it?" The clerk followed Song Mu and asked softly.

"It's almost there." Song Mu put down the bag in his hand, and said to the clerk with a playful smile, "Excuse me, I'd better ask my girlfriend first."

After he finished speaking, he turned into a cloud of smoke and rushed out quickly, leaving the bewildered clerk standing there in a daze.

"What did you find out?" Duan Yu asked Song Mu.

Song Mu rubbed his fingers together and made a gesture asking for money.

"I won't grab the money in your pocket, don't waste time and tell me." Duan Yu kicked him on the calf, "Help me block it."

"Stingy." Song Mu pouted, "What do you want to know?"

"What is the relationship between those two people?"

"What kind of relationship can a man and a woman go shopping together?"

"You mean they're a couple?"

"Yes." Song Mu glanced back, lowered his voice and winked, and said, "And that man has a wife."

Duan Yu was startled: "You mean they are stealing?"

Song Mu snorted: "I think that woman must have been adopted/raised, isn't it popular now?"

"Nursing/support?" Duan Yu thought for a while, and guessed about seven or eight points in his heart.He touched his chin, and after thinking for a moment, he pulled Song Mu to his side, and asked with a smirk, "Do you want to earn a little more money?"