The son and his father can't tell the species of the cub [Cross Book]

Chapter 71

demon world, sky tower

Above the clouds, Zhisheng sat on the ground. He was dressed in clean white clothes, cooking tea and wine elegantly and casually. The background music was the grief-stricken and tragic accusation of the demon general Yun Qing.

"The nine-tailed cat relied on the backing of the descendants of the ancient gods to subdue our demon clan. Not only did it sabotage our plans to find His Majesty many times, but it also repeatedly made an inch of it to deliberately find fault. My brothers and two demons tried their best to endure everything just to find His Majesty, but He bullied demons too much."

Yun Qing complained with blood and tears: "If this continues, we will have no chance to find His Majesty! Holy One!"

Zhisheng put down his teacup and asked, "Can't you beat me immediately?"

"...Not really, it's mainly because of the support of that descendant, I don't dare to confront him head-on." Yun Qing was still stubborn, resolutely refusing to recall how he was shot in the head.

Zhisheng smiled slightly, and his voice was ethereal and gentle: "Yun Qing, you are a great monster general under His Majesty, when did you become so restrained?"

"Ah..." Yun Qing was ashamed.

Zhisheng said: "Let's do it freely. You don't have to conflict with his descendants, but you don't need to be afraid of the Nine-Tailed Demon. What's more, with you restraining him, the Demon Palace can find His Majesty's whereabouts."

Immediately, the demon general's hands were firm, sparkling, and he was as impassioned as a spurt of chicken blood: "Yes, the final general will live up to the expectations of the saint and His Majesty!"

After finishing speaking, he walked away arrogantly.

Changlin looked at his back with a confused face, and then looked at his otherworldly father who was calmly drinking tea, and couldn't help but think to himself, this picture... this effect...why does it look so brainwashed by an MLM boss?

"Long Lin."

"Yes, Saint." Yu Changlin quickly responded.

Zhisheng looked far into the sky with his eyes, pinched his fingers, and said slowly: "The secrets of the heavens have been obscured. In the past, I could still calculate your majesty's state, but now there is a fog, and you must be in danger. Take your majesty with you." Tian Lingyu, the accompanying spiritual weapon, went to the human world, and when Tian Lingyu sensed His Majesty, it would automatically return to his main body to help him."

"...Okay." Yu Changlin was not very confident, and at the same time couldn't help asking: "Since you already have a way to find His Majesty, why bother to let the Blue Bird Demon General and Nine Tails confront each other face to face?"

"..."

Zhisheng's indifferent expression of strategizing faltered slightly, his golden pupils slowly swept towards Yu Changlin, stared at him deeply, and after a while, he sighed faintly: "My family has you as the heir, and the future is uncertain. "

Yu Changlin:? ? ? ?

Dad, just say it straight, do you think the Qilin clan has a young patriarch like me, and the future is dark, is that what you mean? ? ?

The young patriarch was hit hard.

The number one MLM leader in the demon world, ah no, it was Zhisheng who raised the confidence of the blue bird brothers in a few words.

"The Holy One trusts us, that's why he asked us to restrain those two goblins, and we must not disappoint the expectations of His Majesty and the Holy One!" The younger brother Wu Qing's eyes lit up, and he even forgot about the beating, and grabbed his brother He said excitedly: "Brother, starting from tomorrow, we must never leave the father and son at every step, and we must not let them find His Majesty before us!"

Yun Qing nodded bitterly: "That's right, we will fight the evil forces to the end!"

The younger brother quickly corrected: "Wrong, wrong, brother, we are the evil forces, we must defeat the light, replace the light, and let them know who is the most evil force!"

The two brothers were overwhelmed with self-confidence. They regained their strength the next day, and with the mentality of being generous and righteous, they began to confront Yuan's father and son everywhere.

This episode of the variety show will take five days to shoot, and it will record the real situation between each pair in detail, showing the strong family relationship between them.

So early in the morning, when the sky was getting dark, the program crew called out all the guests.

After a whole night of psychological burden from the program group, the host regained his combat effectiveness and started to disturb people's dreams early in the morning. They went to the room of the Blue Bird group first.

The host stood in front of the door, gestured to the camera with an OK gesture, and smiled badly: "Let's see how the little fresh meats sleep."

At this time, you can see the sinister intentions of the program group.

Just imagine, the guests had worked so hard to shoot the show the day before, and they should be sleeping soundly and comfortably on the big bed, immersed in dreams and unable to extricate themselves, at this time they broke in and suddenly attacked——

Hehe, I can't wait to see the crowd idol screaming in terror.

With a smirk, he opened the door of the guest room that had been tampered with, and walked in with the program group smoothly, when a loud male voice suddenly appeared in the silent room: "Yun Qing Wu Qing, get up. "

After the host shouted, he was about to turn on the light, but when he raised his head suddenly, he was caught off guard in the darkness and met two pairs of green ghostly eyes. In an instant, his body instinctively trembled.

"Snapped!"

light is on.

Yun Qing and Wu Qing sat on the edge of the bed and looked at him expressionlessly, like a ghost.

... Fuck!

It didn't scare anyone, but caught him off guard.

The host covered his beating heart, took a deep breath, maintained the professionalism of filming the program, and smiled bitterly: "What's going on, has our program been leaked? I doubt the program now. A traitor has been formed! You unite to kill me!"

Yun Qing remained expressionless: "It's too noisy."

Wuqing explained to her brother: "You are talking too loudly at the door, how could someone not hear you."

The host was instantly hurt by their contemptuous eyes: "..." Damn ruthless!

It took him a while to recover, and he said firmly, "Then let's wake up the others together."

The next ones who were woken up were Yuan Dan's sister group and Lu Yinghou's mother-daughter group. To the host's relief, the reactions of these two groups were normal, screaming normally, and then forced to leave the bed in grief , to start a "better day".

After changing into the princess dress, Xiao Xuehua yawned and followed behind her mother, muttering: "Mom, I'm sleepy."

Lu Yinghou lovingly behaved her daughter, and taught her gently: "Be good, baby, we are recording a program, and we have to cooperate with everyone's work, do you know that? How did your mother teach you that Xiaoxuehua should be a sensible and good child?" no?"

The poor little princess was so sleepy that she couldn't even open her eyelids, she still nodded her head firmly, and replied crisply: "Yes, little Xuehua is sensible!"

Everyone nodded in relief, as expected of the little princess taught by Lu Yinghou, she has been raised for a long time.

Next is the last group, Yuanjia father and son.

Glancing at the house number, the host's eyes lit up, and he clenched his fists, secretly thinking that he would get his revenge!It's this brat who failed to prepare the show yesterday, and today he wants to let this brat know how powerful this show is!

The Blue Bird Brothers were gearing up and sneered again and again, Nine-Tailed Cat father and son, you are finished!

Everyone was full of excitement and couldn't wait to break in...enter...can't get in, the door can't be opened...

The host looked confused and looked back at the staff: "Didn't you say that the door lock has been opened in advance?"

The staff quickly ran over to check it, and suddenly couldn't say a word: "...the door is not locked, but the guest may have used something to push the door closed."

Everyone: "..." The first test failed before the teacher was successful.

The shock was invisible, so the host could only bite the bullet and knock on the door, trying to disturb people's dreams.

"What's the noise..."

The young man's head poked out slowly from the bed, his snow-white pointed ears impatiently turned into airplane ears, Yuan Shujiu yawned and shook his head, without opening his eyes, a big tail rolled up his son Throwing it on the carpet, commanding: "Dabai go and open the door."

The "Samoyed" threw it on the ground and made a "bang" sound, Yuan Dabai immediately let out a milky moan, he turned into a human form, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and tried his best to pinch the cat's ears and big tail back , and then went to open the door with bare feet, and said in a fierce tone, "Why are you ducking!"

As soon as the door opened and he raised his head, there was a huge crowd outside, and he was immediately taken aback by the little brat. He stared at the big watery eyes, and subconsciously let out a meaningless voice: "...Meow?"

Dumb and cute.

The host standing outside immediately took a breath, feeling uncontrollably overwhelmed, and completely forgot what lines to say, only one exclamation remained in his mind:

...Yes, it's kinda cute!

Brother Qingniao doesn't care if you are cute or not, Yun Qing rushed to the front, sneered, and said: "Get dressed and get ready for work, isn't your father still snoozing?"

The kitty immediately glared at each other. He bit his nails. It was a threatening gesture similar to a cat licking its claws, but he still pretended to be innocent for a day: "Are you going to get up now?"

Thinking of the scene of being held in his mouth and running around, Brother Qingniao suddenly shuddered.

This kitten is poisonous!

Xiaoxuehua jumped down from her mother's arms, "That's right, brother, my mother said that we have to get up to shoot the show, and we can't sleep anymore."

Everyone couldn't help sighing, Xiao Xuehua is really sensible...

However, in the next second, Yuan Baixing took Xiaoxuehua's hand and told her seriously: "Sister, it's wrong for you to do this."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Yuan Baixing glanced at the time on the phone, and taught her earnestly: "It is five ten in the morning, you are still a five-year-old baby, and I am only four years old, as children, we need enough sleep, otherwise It is not good for your health, and you will get sick, do you know that?"

Xiao Xuehua was immediately taken aback, with a frightened expression on her face: "Mom, Xiao Xuehua, don't get sick and don't take medicine!"

Everyone: "..."

You also know that Xiaoxuehua is five years old and you are four years old, so you still call her sister?

No, the problem now is that this kid is too good at talking. Not only does he not cooperate with the program group, but he also plays with the rhythm and pulls other children into his camp!

The crowd burst into tears.

Yuan Baixing put his hands on his hips, resolutely defended his right to sleep late, and kept babbling: "Besides, the state stipulates that citizens' daily working hours cannot exceed eight hours. Although children like us can participate in variety shows, they are not considered child labor. But this time period should be counted as night shift, right? Can children participate in the program on night shift?"

A little baby with milky milk, talking about the laws of the country, looks a little funny, but what he said in an innocent tone made the host and the program crew break out in cold sweat in an instant.

Including several guests present, their eyes became subtle in an instant.

These words, sharp and straight to the point, don't seem like a child can say it at all.

Nowadays, the country is quite controversial about children's participation in variety shows. Although it will not completely ban it, there are still many restrictions, such as not being able to use it for profit, not being able to use children's endorsements to shoot advertisements, etc...

It's common for adults to start filming variety shows in the early hours of the morning, but it's really hard to say when it comes to children.

This link, which is decided on a slap in the head, may even lead to the failure of the entire show to be starred, and then this show will be cold.

Such a big mistake was discovered by a four-year-old child.

The host soon received an instruction from the program team, and he was stunned before he came back to his senses: "Xing Xing is right, we didn't think carefully, and now the program team has decided to cancel this session after careful consideration, and give children Sufficient sleep time, according to the original plan, we will start recording at [-] o'clock, okay?"

Yuan Shujiu yawned and walked out, asking, "Who did you learn this from?"

"Great shark," said the cub, as a matter of course.

"Mr. Yuan, it is really thanks to Xing Xing that we were able to discover the problem in time." The host thanked him and asked curiously, "Who is the big shark? Is Xing Xing's tutor?"

This is the second time I heard this title, the last time was yesterday, Yuan Shirahoshi asked that the big shark not be allowed to teach him lessons during the filming of the show.

Yuan Shujiu said casually: "It's his father, the co-author is not only teaching history, but also learning the law."

"... Ming, Mr. Ming?" Everyone was surprised. Didn't they say that the relationship between Yuan Shujiu and Ming Jinhuai was on the verge of breaking down, and even the children suffered a lot of grievances?

"Well, Ming is near Huai."

This is the first time Yuan Shujiu mentioned Ming Jinhuai in front of the public. He said frankly: "When I am busy, it is his father who takes care of Xing Xing. Basically, he takes homework with him wherever he goes. Father and son The two fight wits and courage every day, but I didn't expect it to come in handy."

From this sound, it really doesn't seem like there is any rift between the two, but on the contrary, it feels like a happy family of three.

So, those rumors on the Internet are all false?

Looking at Yuan Baixing again, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion. As expected of a cub taught by Ming Jinhuai himself, even though he is only four years old, he can be clear-headed, articulate, and cite scriptures, and even standing with these adults is not inferior at all. The demeanor of Mr. Whale President Ming.

Thanks to Yuan Baixing, the program team was careful enough, so they really let it go, and didn't start the recording of the second day until near noon, so that the group of children had enough sleep.

When preparing to record, Yuan Shujiu noticed an unkind look. He turned his head and saw Brother Qingniao sneered at the same time, their gloomy appearance was rather villainous.

Then Yuan Shujiu returned a sunny smile: "Good morning, little birds."

Hell little birds, they are blue bird demon generals!

The two brothers were furious, Yun Qing approached, and said harshly with a "violent" expression: "Nine-tailed cat, you can't be arrogant for too long, today you are finished!"

Yuan Shujiu looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "You want to poison yourself, and then poison me to death when I take you away?"

The blue bird brothers are about to cry out of anger, what the hell is this brain circuit? ? ? ? !

Although Yuan Shujiu looks calm and breezy on the surface, he is actually very cautious. Although he doesn't know why the two chubby chirps suddenly went crazy, just to be on the safe side, he still sent a WeChat message to borrow money from Chang Lin Got some luck, just in case.

Changlin replied calmly: "It's okay, they are afraid that you will hinder the demon world's great cause of finding His Majesty, so they came to restrain you, at most it is annoying, and it will not cause any harm to you."By the way, you are in the imperial capital, I will go over tonight and tell you more about it.

The young patriarch of Yu Qilin didn't betray his father's sense of shame at all, and he acted shamelessly once as a second-five son, which made Yuan Shujiu feel ashamed of being on guard against his brother, so he thought about it and returned it. One sentence:

Okay, then come on, I have something to tell you, you have to be mentally prepared.

After all, this matter...you may not be able to accept it for a while.he thinks.

After closing WeChat, Yuan Shujiu did not forget to remind his son: "Those two fat chirps are here for us, be careful, don't expose yourself."

The little boy patted his chest, proudly: "Dad, don't worry, those two fat birds are not enough to fit between my teeth!"

The black shadow of the Demon Emperor gradually emerged, and of course only Dabai could see it. He whispered in his ear and encouraged him: "Don't be afraid, wait for a time to be alone, tell the truth, and they will bow their heads and surrender. You can play however you want."

The kitten dismissed it, turned around and sold him out, "Father, the second personality is instigating me again!"

Yuan Shujiu sneered: "Don't pay attention to him, son, I'll tell you quietly, I've got inside information, your pretty little brother is tomorrow's special guest, are you happy?"

"Happy!" Bai Baizai was very happy, he didn't pay attention to Yaohuang and Qingniao at all, and then he paid the price for his underestimation of the enemy.

The next part is to shoot tacit understanding, to test the tacit understanding between the two sides of the combination. The game part is not very exciting, but the punishment content is amazing. Each person chooses a punishment content and writes it on a note, and the loser will draw lots. What is caught is what it is.

The little boy was careless for a while, and he became a loser. He looked at his father in a daze, and said in a low voice, "Dad, they definitely cheated!"

The passive skill of the two brothers is mind reading!Oh!

Brother Qingniao showed a provocative smile to Yuan Baixing.

The cat cub snorted, with a look of contempt on his face: "Childish!"

Bah, what kind of blue bird demon general, actually used mind reading skills to win the competition, just to plot against a four-year-old kitten, how childish!

You demon world pills are definitely not because they are for nothing, but because you are too naive!

Angrily, he went to draw lots.

At this time, the little boy still didn't take it seriously, didn't he just lose a game, the punishment is fine, what's the big deal, then he took out a note smoothly, and when he opened it, his expression froze in an instant.

Yuan Shujiu hurriedly stepped forward to take a look, and read aloud: "Wear women's clothing until the end of the show...????"

What the hell! ! !

Is it so poisonous!

Looking at Brother Qingniao's sinister and vicious smile, Yuan Shujiu is speechless, buddies, you really deserve to be evil monsters, even your majesty!

Do you really want to see your boss in women's clothing?

Yuan Shujiu threw the note to Yuan Baixing with a "swish", and said calmly, "Son, you lost, and you have to bear this punishment yourself."

With tears in his eyes, Yuan Baixing looked at him incredulously, as if he had been betrayed, and asked with a heartbroken voice: "Father, other children are protected by their parents, won't you accept the punishment for Xingxing?"

Yuan Shujiu adhered to the principle of "a dead son never dies his own father", patted his head lovingly, and taught him earnestly: "Baby, you have grown up, you have to learn to face the dangers of society by yourself, you know? "

The kitten shed tears of regret.

He shouldn't have listened to his father's lies, and shouldn't have ignored the help of the second personality. Now he tells those two fat people that he is the majesty they are looking for. Is it too late?

The program team was also excellent, and they really found a set of children's princess dresses. When the host handed them over, he couldn't help touching his head, and said with emotion: "The stars are so beautiful, they must be very good-looking in women's clothes."

Xiaoxuehua added insult to injury: "Is that my sister?"

Yun Qing couldn't wait to provoke her. He glanced at the little skirt and said coolly: "The pink one really matches the little princess Xing Xing, isn't it, Teacher Yuan?"

however……

Yuan Shujiu didn't get angry at all, he just opened his eyes, glanced at the demon emperor who was driven into madness by his subordinates because of the thick black mist, then looked at Brother Qingniao, his eyes were full of pity, and said: "Yes, after a while You have to take a closer look, how cute he is in women's clothes..."

A gust of cold wind blew by, and the blue bird brothers suddenly felt hairy. The two brothers looked at each other, both at a loss.

Yuan Baixing shut himself up.

He hugged the princess dress, and when he went to the dressing room, he turned around every step of the way, trying to make everyone change their minds, but!Evil father, evil monster race, evil human beings!

They all looked at the poor Bai Bai with expectant and excited eyes.

Their happiness is based on their pain in vain!

Too bullying meow!

Changing room

Yuan Baixing is wearing a pink princess dress that is soft and light, and the lace pattern embroidered on the tutu skirt adds a bit of sweetness. He looked up at the mirror, and the small face as big as a palm is too beautiful. Very little fairy.

She was exactly like the wife of his dreams.

But he can't be like this himself!How could such a motherfucker go out to meet people!

The little brat asked for help aggrieved: "Second personality, what should we do now?"

The Yaohuang walked back and forth in the room angrily, angrily reprimanded: "I told you to contact them and you refused, now it's all over, my fame in the first life will be ruined, and from now on, I will look like a woman when mentioned in the three worlds!"

The little boy shook his head in horror: "No, no, this is absolutely not possible! What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and find a way!"

The demon emperor choked, and said coldly: "What can I do, now your soul is still in trouble, we can't merge at all, you stay in there for too long, and you will definitely be dragged out by force. Ah."

"Don't wow, Baibai wants to merge now, even if you become a madman with no emotions in the future and can't eat KFC!"

Wearing women's clothing in front of everyone hurt so deeply that it actually made him break through his psychological defense.

At the same time, Changlin, who was rushing to the imperial capital, only felt a change in the backpack. He opened the zipper strangely, and the Tian Lingyu, who sensed the presence of his master, turned into a streamer, soaring into the sky, looking for the demon emperor.

The author has something to say: I'm sure you can't guess what's going to happen next (laughs)