My deskmate is a little flirtatious
Chapter 1 Hello, your takeaway has arrived
"Hi, hello, your takeaway is here, please come and get it at the door." Jiang Liao tilted his head and clamped the phone, while parking the tram on the side of the road, then skillfully took out the takeaway from the basket and locked it The tram trotted all the way to the third railing from the right on the south side of the gate, waiting for customers to pick up takeaway.
There is a regulation in No. [-] Middle School that students are not allowed to bring their phones. Ordering takeout will definitely expose the fact that students have phones. Therefore, students who order takeout will usually agree with the delivery staff to a secret location that can avoid surveillance and guards.
The autumn wind was slightly cold, Jiang Liao put the phone in his pocket, hung the takeaway on his neck, breathed into the palm of his hand and rubbed his hands, but the phone rang in the next second.
At first, Jiang Liao thought it was a reminder, and the tone and lines were ready, only to realize that the phone number looked familiar, as if it was the owner of the takeaway with the ending number 2333 in his hand.
Jiang Liao answered the phone, "Hi, hello."
There was a sound of water on the other end of the phone, and then a voice, "Oh, hello, I'm Mr. Di who ordered cold noodles."
Jiang Liao interpreted the word humble perfectly, "Well, I'm already waiting at the door, when will you come over? I have other orders to deliver, I hope you can come as soon as possible."
As a result, there was a muffled hum on the other end of the phone, which sounded a bit like constipation?
Di Si coughed while covering his mouth in embarrassment, and then said to Jiang Liao, "What clothes are you wearing, do you look like a student?"
Jiang Liao looked down at the gray sweater on her body, and said hesitantly, "It's okay, it's okay, a gray sweater should look quite youthful, right?"
Di Si had seen the little brother who sold roasted cold noodles on a tricycle across from the school. He was young and had better clothes and looked no different from a student, so it shouldn't be a big problem to sneak into the school.
Di Si thought about his words, and then said to Jiang Liao on the other end of the phone, "Then can you come into the school? If the guard asks you, you can say that you are Liu Yutong from Class [-]. The guard is blind and can't recognize him." , as long as your acting skills are real enough, and you pretend to be confident, he will definitely not recognize you and will let you in."
Jiang Liao frowned in embarrassment, "Ah? What do you want me to do in school?"
Di Shi said, "Before you enter school, help me go to the supermarket to buy a pack of paper. I forgot to bring the paper when I went to the toilet. No one in the class answered me, and I couldn't get in touch with any of them."
Jiang Liao: ...
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air!
Di Si sighed pretendingly and continued, "Anyway, if you don't come in and deliver the paper to me, I won't be able to go out to get the takeaway. If I can't receive the takeaway, it will be easy for me to give a bad review."
Jiang Liao: ...how can you be so good at words.
"That's fine, I'll go in." Jiang Liao fought hard for praise.
As a result, Di Si on the other end said again, "I want the green leaf brand paper, I don't need anything else."
Jiang Liao gritted her teeth silently, in her heart she almost wanted to buy him a stack of sandpaper to smooth his buttocks.
But for the sake of good reviews, Jiang Liao finally bought a pack of green leaf brand paper, hid the takeaway in his clothes, tidied his hair, raised his head and chest, and stepped into the gate of the No. [-] Middle School with integrity.
In the end, he didn't take a few steps before he was stopped by the guard.
"stop!"
Jiang Liao's heart trembled violently. As the doorman got closer and closer to him, his heart beat faster and faster, so fast that he felt as if he was about to burst out of his chest.
"Is there food in the clothes?" The doorman's voice was very serious, making people want to give in for no reason.
Jiang Liao felt that her legs were about to tremble, and when she was about to call everything out, she suddenly heard the guard next to her laugh.
"You little bastards, you eat a lot, what time is it, are you hungry?"
"Hungry." Jiang Liao nodded his head in confusion.
The doorman reached out and touched his head, "Okay, there will be no next time, let's go in."
Jiang Liao inexplicably mixed in like this.
But speaking of it, he is only eighteen this year, and he should be at the age when he should study, but...
"Jingle Bell!"
Jiang Liao's phone rang again, and he quickly found a corner where the surveillance cameras couldn't see him, and connected the phone, "Hello."
On the other end of the phone was Di Si's impatient voice, "Have you come in yet?"
Jiang Liao tried her best to hold back her temper, and replied in a good voice, "I came in, but I don't know which building's toilet you are in."
"The second floor of Building No. [-]."
Jiang Liao hummed, "I'll be right there."
Not long after Jiang Liao hung up the phone, he arrived at Building No. [-] and was walking up the stairs when the phone rang again.
In the silent corridor, Jiang Liao's phone rang too abruptly, Jiang Liao answered the phone in a hurry, and deliberately lowered his voice, "What are you doing?"
Jiang Liao's good temper and professionalism as a delivery person have been completely worn out by Di Si, leaving only impatience.
Di Si didn't have time to rest his attitude, so he said to him hastily, "Wait, don't come in, are you holding my cold noodles?"
Jiang Liao was stunned for a moment, and then answered him, "Yes, I'm a food delivery man, and I must have your food in my hand."
Di Si clicked his tongue in disgust, "Then don't take my roasted cold noodles into the toilet, it's dirty."
Jiang Liao asked back, "Then how can I bring you paper if you don't go to the toilet?"
Di Si clicked his tongue again, "Aren't you going to put things outside?"
Jiang Liao said, "What if I lose it?"
Di Si was almost pissed off by him, "Does it count as my success if I lose it? Brother, I beg you to come in quickly, my feet are numb."
Jiang Liao said lightly, "If it's really lost, you can't give a bad review."
Di Si said impatiently, "Yeah, got it, come in quickly."
Jiang Liao hung up the phone and just walked to the door of the toilet. After looking around, he finally decided to put the cold noodles on the window sill facing the toilet door, so that even if he entered the toilet, he would not close the door. You can still see the real-time status of this grilled cold noodles.
Di Si's feet were so numb that he couldn't feel it, and he had to hold on to the baffles on both sides of the toilet pit to barely maintain his squatting posture.He tried to concentrate the weight of his whole body on one foot, then gently lifted the other foot, and briefly moved it twice. When the foot recovered part of the feeling, he moved the other foot again. This lasted until Jiang Liao came over.
Jiang Liao pushed open the door, holding a pack of green leaf tissue paper in his hand.
Di Si recognized him at a glance. The guy who sells cold noodles on the street opposite No. [-] Middle School is very handsome. This is a topic that the girls in the class often talk about.Di Si squinted his eyes, feeling that the moment he saw him, his heart was a little moved, and he couldn't help sighing, "Brother, you are here."
The smell in the toilet was overwhelming, Jiang Liao quickly covered his nose, and handed the paper to Di Si, "Four yuan."
Di Si stared in surprise, "I was moved in vain, you simply have no emotion."
As he said that, Di Si reached out to reach for the paper in Jiang Liao's hand, but Jiang Liao shrank back and avoided it.
Di Si looked puzzled, as if a big question mark had risen above his head.
Jiang Liao reminded him, "Money."
Di Si showed a contemptuous look, clicked his tongue impatiently, then touched his pocket and found that he didn't bring any cash, so he raised his head and said to Jiang Liao, "I don't have any cash, you give me the paper first, after I stand up Use your mobile phone to transfer money to you."
Jiang Liao narrowed her eyes and said to him, "You can also transfer money while squatting."
Di Si cursed in a low voice, then took out his mobile phone and scanned the payment code presented by Jiang Liao. God knows how much he wanted to suddenly explode at this moment and press Jiang Liao's head on the ground, oh no, in the toilet pit .He had never seen such a stingy and preoccupied person, just like a bad vendor in the vegetable market bargaining for an orange.
Di Si suddenly remembered that Jiang Liao's identity was really a merchant, except for his student-like face.
Di Si took out a piece of paper and was about to use it when he suddenly realized that Jiang Liao hadn't left but was still standing there staring at him. Onlookers?
So Di Si raised his head and shouted to Jiang Liao angrily, "What are you looking at?"
Jiang Liao pointed to the mobile phone and said to Di Shi, "Praise."
Di Si cursed again, but had no choice but to give Jiang Liao a good rating, because if he had been standing here and staring, Di Si was afraid that he couldn't help but jump up and beat him up before he wiped his butt. .
That's right, Di Si was very angry and had a lot of thoughts about beating Jiang Liao up.For example, from which direction the fist hit, and then which pit he was pushed into.
Jiang Liao had already turned around, and while Di Si was wiping his butt, he had already begun to feel sorry for Jiang Liao's pretty face. It is estimated that after being beaten up, those boys in the class who often talked about his handsome appearance It's time for the girl to wake up.
Di Si tidied himself up and went to the pool to wash his hands. As soon as he opened the toilet door, he saw Jiang Liao standing by the window sill very dedicatedly. There was a box of roasted cold noodles on the window sill.
Di Si sneered, clenched his fists, and walked towards Jiang Liao.
"Hey, the delivery guy!"
When Jiang Liao heard Di Si calling him, he turned around, but he didn't expect that it was Di Si's fist that greeted him.
"hiss--"
Di Si's fist hit Jiang Liao's face sincerely. Apart from the sharp pain on his face at that moment, Jiang Liao felt as if he was blinded by the punch, and there were buzzing sounds in his ears. Di Si was also covered by patches of blurred shadows.
Jiang Liao fell straight down.
Di Si was proud of himself, suddenly there was a dense tingling sensation on the soles of his feet, as if he was stepping on a nail board with his bare feet.
Following Jiang Liao's fall, Di Si fell over uncontrollably.
"Uh!"
In the end, Jiang Liao, who was blinded by Di Si's punch, fell to the ground first, and Di Si, who was one step behind him, fell on top of him and hit Jiang Liao's mouth with his head, and the corner of Jiang Liao's mouth was smashed by him. bleeding.
"what--"
Jiang Liao covered her mouth with her hand and cried out in pain.
Di Si raised his head in embarrassment, and found that the corners of Jiang Liao's eyes were red. Because of the movement of closing his eyes, the physiological tears in his eyes were squeezed out. One by one, the teardrops hung on his fine eyelashes, and a bunch of tears happened to hit outside the window. The sunlight came in, reflecting every fine hair on Jiang Liao's face very clearly.
Di Si felt that Jiang Liao looked a little pretty at this moment.
"Hmm! What are you doing?" Jiang Liao covered her mouth and asked Di Si vaguely.
Di Si, who had completely lost his anger, suddenly felt his heart beating a little faster. When Jiang Liao asked him this question, he suddenly became a little nervous. He got up from Jiang Liao in a panic, and pressed his hand hard just now The chin hit Jiang Liao's lips, and he lowered his head, not daring to look at Jiang Liao.
Jiang Liao also stood up from the ground, took his hands away from his lips, and saw the blood from his fingertips, and his mouth was smashed.
Di Si, who secretly raised his head and glanced at Jiang Liao, happened to see the blood on the corner of Jiang Liao's mouth. Coupled with Jiang Liao's frowning, there was a sense of temptation.
Di Si opened his eyes wide in surprise. The soft touch just now seemed to stick to his chin, and he couldn't get rid of it?
Jiang Liao suddenly raised his head, took a look at Di Si, and then saw Di Si turned around in horror and ran away. When he ran, he was still stumbling, as if he saw a ghost.
Jiang Liao was confused, and from the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the roasted cold noodles on the window sill, and hurriedly shouted to Di Si's back, "Hey, you didn't take the roasted cold noodles!"
Di Si replied to him without looking back, "No more!"
There is a regulation in No. [-] Middle School that students are not allowed to bring their phones. Ordering takeout will definitely expose the fact that students have phones. Therefore, students who order takeout will usually agree with the delivery staff to a secret location that can avoid surveillance and guards.
The autumn wind was slightly cold, Jiang Liao put the phone in his pocket, hung the takeaway on his neck, breathed into the palm of his hand and rubbed his hands, but the phone rang in the next second.
At first, Jiang Liao thought it was a reminder, and the tone and lines were ready, only to realize that the phone number looked familiar, as if it was the owner of the takeaway with the ending number 2333 in his hand.
Jiang Liao answered the phone, "Hi, hello."
There was a sound of water on the other end of the phone, and then a voice, "Oh, hello, I'm Mr. Di who ordered cold noodles."
Jiang Liao interpreted the word humble perfectly, "Well, I'm already waiting at the door, when will you come over? I have other orders to deliver, I hope you can come as soon as possible."
As a result, there was a muffled hum on the other end of the phone, which sounded a bit like constipation?
Di Si coughed while covering his mouth in embarrassment, and then said to Jiang Liao, "What clothes are you wearing, do you look like a student?"
Jiang Liao looked down at the gray sweater on her body, and said hesitantly, "It's okay, it's okay, a gray sweater should look quite youthful, right?"
Di Si had seen the little brother who sold roasted cold noodles on a tricycle across from the school. He was young and had better clothes and looked no different from a student, so it shouldn't be a big problem to sneak into the school.
Di Si thought about his words, and then said to Jiang Liao on the other end of the phone, "Then can you come into the school? If the guard asks you, you can say that you are Liu Yutong from Class [-]. The guard is blind and can't recognize him." , as long as your acting skills are real enough, and you pretend to be confident, he will definitely not recognize you and will let you in."
Jiang Liao frowned in embarrassment, "Ah? What do you want me to do in school?"
Di Shi said, "Before you enter school, help me go to the supermarket to buy a pack of paper. I forgot to bring the paper when I went to the toilet. No one in the class answered me, and I couldn't get in touch with any of them."
Jiang Liao: ...
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air!
Di Si sighed pretendingly and continued, "Anyway, if you don't come in and deliver the paper to me, I won't be able to go out to get the takeaway. If I can't receive the takeaway, it will be easy for me to give a bad review."
Jiang Liao: ...how can you be so good at words.
"That's fine, I'll go in." Jiang Liao fought hard for praise.
As a result, Di Si on the other end said again, "I want the green leaf brand paper, I don't need anything else."
Jiang Liao gritted her teeth silently, in her heart she almost wanted to buy him a stack of sandpaper to smooth his buttocks.
But for the sake of good reviews, Jiang Liao finally bought a pack of green leaf brand paper, hid the takeaway in his clothes, tidied his hair, raised his head and chest, and stepped into the gate of the No. [-] Middle School with integrity.
In the end, he didn't take a few steps before he was stopped by the guard.
"stop!"
Jiang Liao's heart trembled violently. As the doorman got closer and closer to him, his heart beat faster and faster, so fast that he felt as if he was about to burst out of his chest.
"Is there food in the clothes?" The doorman's voice was very serious, making people want to give in for no reason.
Jiang Liao felt that her legs were about to tremble, and when she was about to call everything out, she suddenly heard the guard next to her laugh.
"You little bastards, you eat a lot, what time is it, are you hungry?"
"Hungry." Jiang Liao nodded his head in confusion.
The doorman reached out and touched his head, "Okay, there will be no next time, let's go in."
Jiang Liao inexplicably mixed in like this.
But speaking of it, he is only eighteen this year, and he should be at the age when he should study, but...
"Jingle Bell!"
Jiang Liao's phone rang again, and he quickly found a corner where the surveillance cameras couldn't see him, and connected the phone, "Hello."
On the other end of the phone was Di Si's impatient voice, "Have you come in yet?"
Jiang Liao tried her best to hold back her temper, and replied in a good voice, "I came in, but I don't know which building's toilet you are in."
"The second floor of Building No. [-]."
Jiang Liao hummed, "I'll be right there."
Not long after Jiang Liao hung up the phone, he arrived at Building No. [-] and was walking up the stairs when the phone rang again.
In the silent corridor, Jiang Liao's phone rang too abruptly, Jiang Liao answered the phone in a hurry, and deliberately lowered his voice, "What are you doing?"
Jiang Liao's good temper and professionalism as a delivery person have been completely worn out by Di Si, leaving only impatience.
Di Si didn't have time to rest his attitude, so he said to him hastily, "Wait, don't come in, are you holding my cold noodles?"
Jiang Liao was stunned for a moment, and then answered him, "Yes, I'm a food delivery man, and I must have your food in my hand."
Di Si clicked his tongue in disgust, "Then don't take my roasted cold noodles into the toilet, it's dirty."
Jiang Liao asked back, "Then how can I bring you paper if you don't go to the toilet?"
Di Si clicked his tongue again, "Aren't you going to put things outside?"
Jiang Liao said, "What if I lose it?"
Di Si was almost pissed off by him, "Does it count as my success if I lose it? Brother, I beg you to come in quickly, my feet are numb."
Jiang Liao said lightly, "If it's really lost, you can't give a bad review."
Di Si said impatiently, "Yeah, got it, come in quickly."
Jiang Liao hung up the phone and just walked to the door of the toilet. After looking around, he finally decided to put the cold noodles on the window sill facing the toilet door, so that even if he entered the toilet, he would not close the door. You can still see the real-time status of this grilled cold noodles.
Di Si's feet were so numb that he couldn't feel it, and he had to hold on to the baffles on both sides of the toilet pit to barely maintain his squatting posture.He tried to concentrate the weight of his whole body on one foot, then gently lifted the other foot, and briefly moved it twice. When the foot recovered part of the feeling, he moved the other foot again. This lasted until Jiang Liao came over.
Jiang Liao pushed open the door, holding a pack of green leaf tissue paper in his hand.
Di Si recognized him at a glance. The guy who sells cold noodles on the street opposite No. [-] Middle School is very handsome. This is a topic that the girls in the class often talk about.Di Si squinted his eyes, feeling that the moment he saw him, his heart was a little moved, and he couldn't help sighing, "Brother, you are here."
The smell in the toilet was overwhelming, Jiang Liao quickly covered his nose, and handed the paper to Di Si, "Four yuan."
Di Si stared in surprise, "I was moved in vain, you simply have no emotion."
As he said that, Di Si reached out to reach for the paper in Jiang Liao's hand, but Jiang Liao shrank back and avoided it.
Di Si looked puzzled, as if a big question mark had risen above his head.
Jiang Liao reminded him, "Money."
Di Si showed a contemptuous look, clicked his tongue impatiently, then touched his pocket and found that he didn't bring any cash, so he raised his head and said to Jiang Liao, "I don't have any cash, you give me the paper first, after I stand up Use your mobile phone to transfer money to you."
Jiang Liao narrowed her eyes and said to him, "You can also transfer money while squatting."
Di Si cursed in a low voice, then took out his mobile phone and scanned the payment code presented by Jiang Liao. God knows how much he wanted to suddenly explode at this moment and press Jiang Liao's head on the ground, oh no, in the toilet pit .He had never seen such a stingy and preoccupied person, just like a bad vendor in the vegetable market bargaining for an orange.
Di Si suddenly remembered that Jiang Liao's identity was really a merchant, except for his student-like face.
Di Si took out a piece of paper and was about to use it when he suddenly realized that Jiang Liao hadn't left but was still standing there staring at him. Onlookers?
So Di Si raised his head and shouted to Jiang Liao angrily, "What are you looking at?"
Jiang Liao pointed to the mobile phone and said to Di Shi, "Praise."
Di Si cursed again, but had no choice but to give Jiang Liao a good rating, because if he had been standing here and staring, Di Si was afraid that he couldn't help but jump up and beat him up before he wiped his butt. .
That's right, Di Si was very angry and had a lot of thoughts about beating Jiang Liao up.For example, from which direction the fist hit, and then which pit he was pushed into.
Jiang Liao had already turned around, and while Di Si was wiping his butt, he had already begun to feel sorry for Jiang Liao's pretty face. It is estimated that after being beaten up, those boys in the class who often talked about his handsome appearance It's time for the girl to wake up.
Di Si tidied himself up and went to the pool to wash his hands. As soon as he opened the toilet door, he saw Jiang Liao standing by the window sill very dedicatedly. There was a box of roasted cold noodles on the window sill.
Di Si sneered, clenched his fists, and walked towards Jiang Liao.
"Hey, the delivery guy!"
When Jiang Liao heard Di Si calling him, he turned around, but he didn't expect that it was Di Si's fist that greeted him.
"hiss--"
Di Si's fist hit Jiang Liao's face sincerely. Apart from the sharp pain on his face at that moment, Jiang Liao felt as if he was blinded by the punch, and there were buzzing sounds in his ears. Di Si was also covered by patches of blurred shadows.
Jiang Liao fell straight down.
Di Si was proud of himself, suddenly there was a dense tingling sensation on the soles of his feet, as if he was stepping on a nail board with his bare feet.
Following Jiang Liao's fall, Di Si fell over uncontrollably.
"Uh!"
In the end, Jiang Liao, who was blinded by Di Si's punch, fell to the ground first, and Di Si, who was one step behind him, fell on top of him and hit Jiang Liao's mouth with his head, and the corner of Jiang Liao's mouth was smashed by him. bleeding.
"what--"
Jiang Liao covered her mouth with her hand and cried out in pain.
Di Si raised his head in embarrassment, and found that the corners of Jiang Liao's eyes were red. Because of the movement of closing his eyes, the physiological tears in his eyes were squeezed out. One by one, the teardrops hung on his fine eyelashes, and a bunch of tears happened to hit outside the window. The sunlight came in, reflecting every fine hair on Jiang Liao's face very clearly.
Di Si felt that Jiang Liao looked a little pretty at this moment.
"Hmm! What are you doing?" Jiang Liao covered her mouth and asked Di Si vaguely.
Di Si, who had completely lost his anger, suddenly felt his heart beating a little faster. When Jiang Liao asked him this question, he suddenly became a little nervous. He got up from Jiang Liao in a panic, and pressed his hand hard just now The chin hit Jiang Liao's lips, and he lowered his head, not daring to look at Jiang Liao.
Jiang Liao also stood up from the ground, took his hands away from his lips, and saw the blood from his fingertips, and his mouth was smashed.
Di Si, who secretly raised his head and glanced at Jiang Liao, happened to see the blood on the corner of Jiang Liao's mouth. Coupled with Jiang Liao's frowning, there was a sense of temptation.
Di Si opened his eyes wide in surprise. The soft touch just now seemed to stick to his chin, and he couldn't get rid of it?
Jiang Liao suddenly raised his head, took a look at Di Si, and then saw Di Si turned around in horror and ran away. When he ran, he was still stumbling, as if he saw a ghost.
Jiang Liao was confused, and from the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the roasted cold noodles on the window sill, and hurriedly shouted to Di Si's back, "Hey, you didn't take the roasted cold noodles!"
Di Si replied to him without looking back, "No more!"
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