If Yu Wan knew that this was the consequence of being drunk, he would never secretly read his cp posts on Weibo.
A few days ago, Yu Wan was really bored, so he couldn't help but downloaded the Weibo that he had uninstalled several times, logged on to his own account, and refreshed the CP super chat between himself and Cen Xi.
This brush was out of control, Yu Wan went from being annoyed and ashamed at the beginning to full of interest later on, he read all kinds of cp novels and cp comics over and over.
What Daxi said about eating small fish is right, it is really quite addictive...
Some were about modern times, some were about ancient times, some were about extraterrestrials, and even about two fish... Yu Wan was dazzled by watching for several days, and excitedly used his trumpet to have a heated discussion with netizens.
For example, this [#林溪仙鱼#modern dog blood/stand-in stalk/sadomasochism/Ba Zongxi x stand-in fish/he] Below, the first floor is the familiar id familiar formula:
[Daxi eats small fish: well written, but too cruel]
Yu Wan replied without hesitation in his building:
[Warm-free fish balls: That's right, the two characters should be reversed, I'm eating Ba Zong Yu x Double Creek]
[Daxi eats small fish: I think the character design is not bad, cp cannot be reversed]
[Warm-free fish balls: no!Why should I...I Wanwan is a pitiful little boy, why can't he be the overlord, can't he force love to Cen Xi! ]
[Daxi eats small fish: ...it’s not impossible, it’s just a little strange]
[Warm-free fish balls: I don’t want you to think, I want me to think, I say yes]
The comments below are also divided into two factions. Most of them follow Daxi to eat small fish. They think that cp can’t be reversed. A little exciting, you can try it.
Yu Wan fought with people on this Weibo for a long time, but in the end he couldn't beat the mainstream army, so he had to shut down Weibo angrily.
Originally, he thought that this matter was over like this, but unexpectedly after drinking, the things he was thinking about were revealed in this form. After listening to Cen Xi say a few words about what happened last night, Yu Wan almost fainted on the spot.
"I, I, I..." Yu Wan was tongue-tied: "What contract did I sign with you?"
Cen Xi glanced at him, pulled a piece of paper from the table, and handed it to Yu Wan.
Yu Wan took a look, wishing to poke his eyes.
【Lovers Contract】
[Cen Xi must warm the bed every night, to be a qualified bed warmer]
[Cen Xi must cook every day, and be a qualified kitchen tool person]
[Cen Xi must be on call to be a qualified summoner]
"..." Yu Wan shook the paper, looked at Cen Xi suspiciously, and struggled with suspicion in his tone: "I really said that? What did I say then?"
"Tell me," Cen Xi said without changing his face, "'Don't even think about going out to flirt with me if you are taken care of by me. You have to have a degree of disposition. Is it because I can't satisfy you? Oh, you're just a stand-in, don't There are so many wishful thinking, if you can't get it, you can't get it after all!'”
Yu Wan: "..."
"By the way," Cen Xi suddenly remembered something, and kindly added, "You also said that you want to force love on me."
Yu Wan slowly retracted into the quilt.
"So we are considered lovers." Cen Xi took back the paper full of humiliation, folded it slowly, and said, "Although the development is a bit weird, at least it is a confirmation of the relationship, right?"
Yu Wan huddled under the quilt and remained motionless.
Cen Xi was worried that he would go back on his word, so he pulled the quilt twice, but seeing that there was still no movement, he lowered his tone: "...It seems that I was thinking too much, you were drunk last night, if you don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously. "
Yu Wan couldn't bear Cen Xi's appearance the most, so he had no choice but to crawl out from under the quilt blushing, quickly moved to Cen Xi's side and hugged his waist, and said in a muffled voice, "No, the contract is signed, you just sell yourself Give it to me."
Cen Xi paused, smiled slightly at the corner of his lips, touched Xiao Yuball's fluffy head, and suddenly asked inappropriately: "Then now you want to tie me up and force love?"
Yu Wan: "..."
<<<<<
The first time the relationship was confirmed, Cen Xi wanted to post on Weibo, but was stopped by Yu Wan.
"...Let's talk about it after meeting your parents." Yu Wan looked a little hesitant, "Will they be unhappy?"
"No." Cen Xi hugged him reassuringly, and said: "Then it won't be too late to announce after everything is settled."
"You..." Yu Wan raised his eyes, seemed to have noticed something, and thought for a while: "Is your company all right?"
Cen Xi leaned sideways on the head of the bed, wearing dark blue silk pajamas on his upper body, looking lazy and casual, and said: "It doesn't matter, and I... may gradually fade out of the circle in the future."
Although Yu Wan had a premonition, it was still uncomfortable to hear him say it, and his tone was lost: "Then you don't act anymore?"
"There should be fewer dramas." Cen Xi looked thoughtfully, then looked at Yu Wan lying beside him with a smile in his eyes, "But don't I have you?"
"You can go on with my wish."
A week later, Cen Xi and Yu Wan went to shoot a movie poster together.
Pei Zimo was also there, seeing two people coming, he said to Cen Xi meanly: "It's done?"
Yu Wan heard him ask, and asked curiously: "What happened?"
"Cough," Pei Zimo coughed pretendingly, seeing Cen Xi's indifferent face, he felt that it would be faster to catch Yu Wan's words, so he said, "You guys,"
He pointed to Cen Xi, and then to Yu Wan: "Which stage has it developed now?"
Yu Wan's eyes blinked moistly, but there was no embarrassment, and he said openly, "Senior is my boyfriend."
"Yo," Pei Zimo stroked his chin, and took a step back consciously, "I'll keep my distance, keep my distance, Cen Xi, don't go out on me, I have no idea about your little fish ball."
Cen Xi withdrew his cold gaze, and walked past Pei Zimo with the little fish ball without changing his face.
Pei Zimo rubbed his nose, feeling a little helpless. Didn't he just molested Xiao Yuwan when they first met? At that time, he didn't know the relationship between the two of them. As for Cen Bingkuo, who has held grudges till now...
There are three versions of the poster, one version of Cen Xi Yu Wan, one version of Pei Zimo Yu Wan, and one version of three people. The photographer is very experienced. Several people changed their clothes, so I heard him say: "The version of Dr. Xian Xiao Bar."
Theoretically speaking, this is the most difficult version to shoot. After all, it can’t be too explicit and bloody, and it’s not easy to show the hidden story between Dr. Xiao and Yuyu through a poster. Several people discussed it for a while and decided to try it first. try.
Yu Wan was wearing a cotton white shirt and trousers, and his hair was specially combed to make it look more fluffy and soft, like a pure white innocent little white sheep.And Cen Xi changed into Dr. Xiao's iconic black dress, with gold-rimmed glasses on the back of the dovetail, and Pei Zimo who was beside him nodded and praised, "It's a beast in clothes."
Yu Wan walked to the camera and sat down on a special iron chair. Cen Xi walked around behind him. The cameraman looked at the camera and motioned to them: "Let's do some interactive actions."
Cen Xi lightly pulled out a small imitation scalpel from his pocket, with white fingertips, bent slightly, hugged Yu Wan intimately with both hands from behind his neck, gently pinched his chin with one hand, and held the knife with the other. The scalpel just touched the fragile neck of the person in front of him.
Yu Wan also lowered his eyes obediently, revealing his strength and weakness in an instant.
After taking a few shots, I suddenly "tsk" and said, "It's not bad, it's not bad, but the picture space is too flat and the tension is not strong enough."
"Scatter something on the ground?" Pei Zimo suggested, thinking for a while: "How about white feathers?"
"Where can I find so many white feathers all of a sudden," someone on the side asked, "and the effect of plastic is not good, you have to use real ones."
"Use shredded paper." Yu Wan, who had been listening to them all the time, suddenly said, and made a gesture with his hand: "Tear it directly, and do hardening special effects later."
"Sharpness, destruction, and purity are all there. You can try the effect." The photographer also thought it was good. White paper was much easier to find than feathers. After a while, everyone began to work together to tear up the white paper. The black background board It was covered with scraps of paper of various sizes.
Seeing Yu Wan taking a piece of paper, Cen Xi didn't know what he was doing, so he asked, "What do you want to fold?"
"Ah," Yu Wan's hands were itchy for a moment, he pulled a piece of paper and folded a paper rose, and said embarrassedly, "It's nothing, I just remembered that I haven't folded it for a long time, so I'll give it a try."
He was holding a paper rose in his hand, and he was about to throw it into the trash can when the photographer at the side accidentally saw it and shouted, "Hey, wait a minute, don't throw that one!"
"?" Yu Wan didn't know why, so he saw him walking quickly, carefully looked at the paper rose in his hand, nodded frequently, and said to the two: "You are good at using props, and later this paper rose will be bitten by Yu Wan on his lips. Here, come and try to take a picture."
During the second shooting, Yu Wan's feet were covered with incomplete pieces of paper, a paper rose was on his bright red lips, and he looked directly at the camera with weary eyes. Behind him was Dr. Xiao in a black dress and The background blended into one, and the slight bowing of the head made it difficult for people to see his expression clearly. Only the contours of the beautifully curved face and a smile slightly curled up on the lips could be seen.
Everyone was very satisfied with the results of this shooting, and they didn't waste any more time, so they changed to Pei Zimo and Yu Wan to shoot the second version of the poster.
Pei Zimo was wearing a handsome criminal police uniform, but he was not walking properly. The original chair was removed, and Yu Wan sat on the ground according to the cameraman's instructions. "What action am I going to make?"
"Hold him," the photographer commanded with a serious face, "Half kneeling on the ground, with a more serious expression, Yu Wan, put your hands on his shoulders."
The two did the same.
But because they were not very familiar with each other, Pei Zimo cared about Cen Xi's presence and did not dare to move rashly, so the movements of both of them were a little stiff.
"No, the mood is too tense." The photographer frowned, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came, "Pei Zimo, you lower your head and kiss his forehead, be pious and comforting."
Yu Wan: "..."
Pei Zimo: "..."
Cen Xi on the side was completely ashamed.
The author has something to say: Pei Zimo: Longevity!Young birthday!
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of bamboo awn stick horse; 5 bottles of sophomore soil and self-study;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
A few days ago, Yu Wan was really bored, so he couldn't help but downloaded the Weibo that he had uninstalled several times, logged on to his own account, and refreshed the CP super chat between himself and Cen Xi.
This brush was out of control, Yu Wan went from being annoyed and ashamed at the beginning to full of interest later on, he read all kinds of cp novels and cp comics over and over.
What Daxi said about eating small fish is right, it is really quite addictive...
Some were about modern times, some were about ancient times, some were about extraterrestrials, and even about two fish... Yu Wan was dazzled by watching for several days, and excitedly used his trumpet to have a heated discussion with netizens.
For example, this [#林溪仙鱼#modern dog blood/stand-in stalk/sadomasochism/Ba Zongxi x stand-in fish/he] Below, the first floor is the familiar id familiar formula:
[Daxi eats small fish: well written, but too cruel]
Yu Wan replied without hesitation in his building:
[Warm-free fish balls: That's right, the two characters should be reversed, I'm eating Ba Zong Yu x Double Creek]
[Daxi eats small fish: I think the character design is not bad, cp cannot be reversed]
[Warm-free fish balls: no!Why should I...I Wanwan is a pitiful little boy, why can't he be the overlord, can't he force love to Cen Xi! ]
[Daxi eats small fish: ...it’s not impossible, it’s just a little strange]
[Warm-free fish balls: I don’t want you to think, I want me to think, I say yes]
The comments below are also divided into two factions. Most of them follow Daxi to eat small fish. They think that cp can’t be reversed. A little exciting, you can try it.
Yu Wan fought with people on this Weibo for a long time, but in the end he couldn't beat the mainstream army, so he had to shut down Weibo angrily.
Originally, he thought that this matter was over like this, but unexpectedly after drinking, the things he was thinking about were revealed in this form. After listening to Cen Xi say a few words about what happened last night, Yu Wan almost fainted on the spot.
"I, I, I..." Yu Wan was tongue-tied: "What contract did I sign with you?"
Cen Xi glanced at him, pulled a piece of paper from the table, and handed it to Yu Wan.
Yu Wan took a look, wishing to poke his eyes.
【Lovers Contract】
[Cen Xi must warm the bed every night, to be a qualified bed warmer]
[Cen Xi must cook every day, and be a qualified kitchen tool person]
[Cen Xi must be on call to be a qualified summoner]
"..." Yu Wan shook the paper, looked at Cen Xi suspiciously, and struggled with suspicion in his tone: "I really said that? What did I say then?"
"Tell me," Cen Xi said without changing his face, "'Don't even think about going out to flirt with me if you are taken care of by me. You have to have a degree of disposition. Is it because I can't satisfy you? Oh, you're just a stand-in, don't There are so many wishful thinking, if you can't get it, you can't get it after all!'”
Yu Wan: "..."
"By the way," Cen Xi suddenly remembered something, and kindly added, "You also said that you want to force love on me."
Yu Wan slowly retracted into the quilt.
"So we are considered lovers." Cen Xi took back the paper full of humiliation, folded it slowly, and said, "Although the development is a bit weird, at least it is a confirmation of the relationship, right?"
Yu Wan huddled under the quilt and remained motionless.
Cen Xi was worried that he would go back on his word, so he pulled the quilt twice, but seeing that there was still no movement, he lowered his tone: "...It seems that I was thinking too much, you were drunk last night, if you don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously. "
Yu Wan couldn't bear Cen Xi's appearance the most, so he had no choice but to crawl out from under the quilt blushing, quickly moved to Cen Xi's side and hugged his waist, and said in a muffled voice, "No, the contract is signed, you just sell yourself Give it to me."
Cen Xi paused, smiled slightly at the corner of his lips, touched Xiao Yuball's fluffy head, and suddenly asked inappropriately: "Then now you want to tie me up and force love?"
Yu Wan: "..."
<<<<<
The first time the relationship was confirmed, Cen Xi wanted to post on Weibo, but was stopped by Yu Wan.
"...Let's talk about it after meeting your parents." Yu Wan looked a little hesitant, "Will they be unhappy?"
"No." Cen Xi hugged him reassuringly, and said: "Then it won't be too late to announce after everything is settled."
"You..." Yu Wan raised his eyes, seemed to have noticed something, and thought for a while: "Is your company all right?"
Cen Xi leaned sideways on the head of the bed, wearing dark blue silk pajamas on his upper body, looking lazy and casual, and said: "It doesn't matter, and I... may gradually fade out of the circle in the future."
Although Yu Wan had a premonition, it was still uncomfortable to hear him say it, and his tone was lost: "Then you don't act anymore?"
"There should be fewer dramas." Cen Xi looked thoughtfully, then looked at Yu Wan lying beside him with a smile in his eyes, "But don't I have you?"
"You can go on with my wish."
A week later, Cen Xi and Yu Wan went to shoot a movie poster together.
Pei Zimo was also there, seeing two people coming, he said to Cen Xi meanly: "It's done?"
Yu Wan heard him ask, and asked curiously: "What happened?"
"Cough," Pei Zimo coughed pretendingly, seeing Cen Xi's indifferent face, he felt that it would be faster to catch Yu Wan's words, so he said, "You guys,"
He pointed to Cen Xi, and then to Yu Wan: "Which stage has it developed now?"
Yu Wan's eyes blinked moistly, but there was no embarrassment, and he said openly, "Senior is my boyfriend."
"Yo," Pei Zimo stroked his chin, and took a step back consciously, "I'll keep my distance, keep my distance, Cen Xi, don't go out on me, I have no idea about your little fish ball."
Cen Xi withdrew his cold gaze, and walked past Pei Zimo with the little fish ball without changing his face.
Pei Zimo rubbed his nose, feeling a little helpless. Didn't he just molested Xiao Yuwan when they first met? At that time, he didn't know the relationship between the two of them. As for Cen Bingkuo, who has held grudges till now...
There are three versions of the poster, one version of Cen Xi Yu Wan, one version of Pei Zimo Yu Wan, and one version of three people. The photographer is very experienced. Several people changed their clothes, so I heard him say: "The version of Dr. Xian Xiao Bar."
Theoretically speaking, this is the most difficult version to shoot. After all, it can’t be too explicit and bloody, and it’s not easy to show the hidden story between Dr. Xiao and Yuyu through a poster. Several people discussed it for a while and decided to try it first. try.
Yu Wan was wearing a cotton white shirt and trousers, and his hair was specially combed to make it look more fluffy and soft, like a pure white innocent little white sheep.And Cen Xi changed into Dr. Xiao's iconic black dress, with gold-rimmed glasses on the back of the dovetail, and Pei Zimo who was beside him nodded and praised, "It's a beast in clothes."
Yu Wan walked to the camera and sat down on a special iron chair. Cen Xi walked around behind him. The cameraman looked at the camera and motioned to them: "Let's do some interactive actions."
Cen Xi lightly pulled out a small imitation scalpel from his pocket, with white fingertips, bent slightly, hugged Yu Wan intimately with both hands from behind his neck, gently pinched his chin with one hand, and held the knife with the other. The scalpel just touched the fragile neck of the person in front of him.
Yu Wan also lowered his eyes obediently, revealing his strength and weakness in an instant.
After taking a few shots, I suddenly "tsk" and said, "It's not bad, it's not bad, but the picture space is too flat and the tension is not strong enough."
"Scatter something on the ground?" Pei Zimo suggested, thinking for a while: "How about white feathers?"
"Where can I find so many white feathers all of a sudden," someone on the side asked, "and the effect of plastic is not good, you have to use real ones."
"Use shredded paper." Yu Wan, who had been listening to them all the time, suddenly said, and made a gesture with his hand: "Tear it directly, and do hardening special effects later."
"Sharpness, destruction, and purity are all there. You can try the effect." The photographer also thought it was good. White paper was much easier to find than feathers. After a while, everyone began to work together to tear up the white paper. The black background board It was covered with scraps of paper of various sizes.
Seeing Yu Wan taking a piece of paper, Cen Xi didn't know what he was doing, so he asked, "What do you want to fold?"
"Ah," Yu Wan's hands were itchy for a moment, he pulled a piece of paper and folded a paper rose, and said embarrassedly, "It's nothing, I just remembered that I haven't folded it for a long time, so I'll give it a try."
He was holding a paper rose in his hand, and he was about to throw it into the trash can when the photographer at the side accidentally saw it and shouted, "Hey, wait a minute, don't throw that one!"
"?" Yu Wan didn't know why, so he saw him walking quickly, carefully looked at the paper rose in his hand, nodded frequently, and said to the two: "You are good at using props, and later this paper rose will be bitten by Yu Wan on his lips. Here, come and try to take a picture."
During the second shooting, Yu Wan's feet were covered with incomplete pieces of paper, a paper rose was on his bright red lips, and he looked directly at the camera with weary eyes. Behind him was Dr. Xiao in a black dress and The background blended into one, and the slight bowing of the head made it difficult for people to see his expression clearly. Only the contours of the beautifully curved face and a smile slightly curled up on the lips could be seen.
Everyone was very satisfied with the results of this shooting, and they didn't waste any more time, so they changed to Pei Zimo and Yu Wan to shoot the second version of the poster.
Pei Zimo was wearing a handsome criminal police uniform, but he was not walking properly. The original chair was removed, and Yu Wan sat on the ground according to the cameraman's instructions. "What action am I going to make?"
"Hold him," the photographer commanded with a serious face, "Half kneeling on the ground, with a more serious expression, Yu Wan, put your hands on his shoulders."
The two did the same.
But because they were not very familiar with each other, Pei Zimo cared about Cen Xi's presence and did not dare to move rashly, so the movements of both of them were a little stiff.
"No, the mood is too tense." The photographer frowned, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came, "Pei Zimo, you lower your head and kiss his forehead, be pious and comforting."
Yu Wan: "..."
Pei Zimo: "..."
Cen Xi on the side was completely ashamed.
The author has something to say: Pei Zimo: Longevity!Young birthday!
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 6 bottles of bamboo awn stick horse; 5 bottles of sophomore soil and self-study;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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