After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

Xiao Shenwei, who had lost his dog, felt nothing in his heart at this time, and even wanted to laugh a little.

No wonder people on the road looked at him strangely.

Co-author, did he walk the rope all the way just now?

I just don't know how the ghost editor of Daxing Daily will arrange him this time.

Xiao Shenwei has become numb to the headlines of Xiti News.

The important thing now is that the night market and snack street is just around the corner. Should he choose to find the dog first, or eat first?

Tantou is so stupid, he won't be caught and sold by dog ​​dealers, right?

Xiao Shenwei walked into the night market while worrying.

Hmm, are we buying fried chicken nuggets or spicy potatoes today?

In the end, he stood in front of the Spicy Little Potato stall, looked at the golden fried chicken nuggets on the trolley next door, and made a decision.

Children make choices, and I want them all.

As for Tantou, he had already sent Rong Yun a message telling him that the dog was lost.

Daxing City is only about the size of a palm, surrounded by high walls and heavily guarded, so it can't escape.

However, when Xiao Shenwei walked slowly past the aquarium holding a cup of honey mint tea, he was still stunned by the scene in front of him.

His family's silly dog, riding on top of his head by a big orange pear flower, with something unknown in his mouth, is playing fast and furious in the small square in front of the aquarium.

Behind it, a few boys in urban control uniforms were riding motorcycles vigorously, waving batons and shouting:

"That white husky, put down the road sign!!!"

Xiao Shenwei covered his face and turned his head away to express that he didn't know this silly dog.

...Why is this silly dog ​​of the sei family released without looking good?

However, Tantou still disappoints him, at this moment when he least wants to show "love" to Tantou.

The white wolf's eyes lit up when he saw Xiao Shenwei, and he rushed over with his tongue sticking out and hissing.

Xiao Shenwei: ...

He turned his face and ran while holding the honey mint tea steadily, and the white wolf and the city management behind him chased after him.

The onlookers raised their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

A certain beta surnamed Xiao in Daxing City is on fire again.

Facts have proved that the white wolf can't outrun the high-level zombies, and the motorcycle of the urban management brother can't catch up with the white wolf.

Xiao Shenwei, who finally got rid of the urban management, stopped and took a sip of honey mint tea slowly.

Then he turned his face to look at the idiot squatting behind him with a street sign in his mouth, wagging his tail like he was asking for credit.

... If I come out to walk you again, I will be named Rong Yun.

Tantou: "Wow!"

The orange seat above the head: "Meow."

Xiao Shenwei: ...

He reached out and pinched the back of the orange cat's neck, which was as fat as a pig: "Hey, it's really heavy... Where did it come from?"

Tantou wagged his tail and groaned twice.

Xiao Shenwei held up the orange cat with Wang Zhi's contempt on his face, and looked up and down.

The fur is smooth and smooth, the nails are cut very short, and the pads are pink and clean.

It should be that the domesticated one didn't run away.

He touched the fur under the orange cat's neck, and sure enough, he found a small metal nameplate with the owner's house number engraved on it.

Xiao Shenwei sent a message to Rong Yun, telling him that Tantou had been found and that he didn't need to come again, he put the chubby orange pig back on Tantou's head.

Tantou's big head immediately fell down.

Xiao Shenwei: ...

It is said that nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is crushed on the kang. It is really not a lie.

Leading the dog, Xiao Shenwei walked around the city, and soon found the address shown on the house number.

The one who opened the door was a thin and small male beta, and when he saw the white wolf squatting outside the door, he was so frightened that his feet went limp.

The white wolf grinned and stuck out his tongue, and began to act cute (stupid).

"Oh, it's a husky." The little brother pushed his glasses and heaved a sigh of relief.

"Your cat?" Xiao Shenwei pointed to the orange cat squatting on the head of the white wolf, with its head raised and its eyes downcast.

The beta stared at the cat, stunned for two seconds, and suddenly cried, tears falling down.

Xiao Shenwei: ...

... As for?Don't be so grateful...

While wiping away his tears, the little brother choked up and said, "I'm sorry... I threw him away..."

Xiao Shenwei: "?"

The little brother paused, then cried with a wow: "I eat too much, I really can't afford it..."

Xiao Shenwei: "..."

He looked at the skinny brother, then at the fat orange cat, and fell silent.

In the end of the mourning era when even people can't get enough to eat, this situation is indeed...

It can only be said that the orange seat will always be your orange seat?

In the end Xiao Shenwei took Tachibana back home and named it Hanamaki.

Hanamaki is not at all shy when faced with an unfamiliar environment.

After being bathed and dried by Xiao Shenwei, Hanamaki took a catwalk to inspect the territory, walked around the small house of more than [-] square meters with her head held high, and finally squatted on the small house on the balcony. in the carton.

Then the carton "teared" and was broken.

Rong Yun: "Pfft."

Xiao Shenwei: ...

... Do you have any misconceptions about your body shape, Hanamaki? ? ? ?

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……

The next day, the small house ushered in its familiar guests.

Ping Hanhai was still sitting like a boss, sitting on the sofa and drinking tea while reading the news on his mobile phone.

Tang Qiu tugged on Rong Yun's sleeve with an excited expression: "The osmanthus flowers in Nanze Oasis are blooming!!! Captain, let's go pick the osmanthus flowers!!!"

Xiao Shenwei was holding a cup of hot water, and his eyes fell on Tang Qiu's hand that was tugging on Rong Yun's sleeve.

... Put your hands down for me, not to mention picking golden osmanthus, it is up to you to cut laurel trees on the moon.

"What do you think, Shenwei?"

Xiao Shenwei, who was suddenly cueed, was taken aback, and felt that his name was called out like this, like a tiny feather suddenly scratched his heart, itching.

He blinked and was stunned for two seconds before taking a sip of water as if to cover up: "Ah... oh, yes."

Tang Qiu's sweet-scented osmanthus candies are all made by himself, Xiao Shenwei knows this.

Tang Qiulian's pheromones all smell like sweet-scented osmanthus liqueur, which is not aggressive and smells very pleasant.

On the other hand, Ping Hanhai, with a faint smell of tobacco, smelled very strong.

Hmm, but Rong Yun's ice mint smells the best.

Xiao Shenwei was thinking about this, and suddenly found that Ping Hanhai looked at the phone and laughed, and kept looking at himself.

...Suddenly there is a bad feeling jio...

"What, let me see... eh? Hahahahahaha!!"

Seeing this, Tang Qiu snatched the phone from Ping Hanhai and began to read while laughing.

"According to reports, at around [-]:[-] p.m. yesterday, a man was wandering around near the night market with a dog on a leash. His face was expressionless and his eyes were dull. He was suspected of suffering from a mental illness. Please pay attention to your personal safety..."

Xiao Shenwei: ...

There is no way to pass this day.

He turned around and walked around the living room, and finally went to the kitchen to pick up a rolling pin, kicked the door and left.

"Hey, Xiao Xiao, what are you doing???" Tang Qiu shouted from behind.

"Chop me up."

Xiao Shenwei didn't look back.

Tang Qiu was stunned with his mouth open, and then whispered: "Although, but, shouldn't one use a kitchen knife for chopping people?"

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Three days later, the four people who were ready drove to Nanze again.

They didn't dare to leave Tantou, the demolition team leader, at home this time. They only kept Hanamaki, rations and water, and opened a small window for him to go out for a walk.

At this time, Tantou was squatting on the roof of the car, drinking the wind with his mouth open, enjoying himself.

Xiao Shenwei didn't bother to care, and sat in the back seat with a piece of mint in his mouth, dozing off on Rong Yun's shoulder.

Tang Qiu didn't sit in the back row this time, but slept soundly in the co-pilot.

According to Ping Hanhai, he stayed up late last night to take out the tools used for making sugar molds and carefully cleaned and checked them, before going to bed very late.

Daxing is not far from Nanze, and the middle part of the road is cleaned by hunting teams from Daxing, basically no zombies will be encountered, so the road is peaceful.

It wasn't until they could see the rolling green of the Nanze Mountains that Ping Hanhai woke Tang Qiu up.

Xiao Shenwei was too lazy to walk, so he simply dragged the door panel and rode on Tantou's back.

Perhaps it was frightened by the vaguely dangerous atmosphere in the forest, but it did not act as a demon along the way, but carefully sniffed the ground with its nose, leading them to avoid the habitats of those ferocious beasts as much as possible.

The golden osmanthus tree was located in the hinterland of the oasis, and Tang Qiu knew exactly where it was.

After all, he would come here every year when the golden osmanthus bloomed.

The more they walked in, the more cautious their actions became. Even Tantou put away his precious aura, walked with his ears closed vigilantly, and observed the surrounding environment.

Only then does it really look like a wolf, not a goofy husky.

Xiao Shenwei always suspects that it has something to do with the head wolf of the arctic wolf pack in the zoo before the end of the funeral.

Because the administrator there actually put a husky into a pack of wolves to raise together. As a result, the husky became a wolf in the end, leading batch after batch of pups.

The jungle is getting denser and denser. From the beginning, you can still see a large piece of blue sky above your head. Now when you look up, you can see dense leaves everywhere, and the small spots left by the sunlight passing through the gaps in the leaves.

The eyes are full of rich dark green, and there is only the soft sound of salsa, not even the chirping of birds.

Xiao Shenwei rode on the wolf's back and looked around cautiously, beside Rong Yun holding a knife and clinging to his hanging calf.

This gave him a little sense of security.

"Bah-"

With a soft sound, Xiao Shenwei felt a chill on the back of his neck, and something fell and landed on his shoulder, still moving.

Xiao Shenwei froze.

He stiffened his neck and glanced away with difficulty.

Then he saw half-finger-thick colorful writhing tails.

He was bitten by a snake when he was a child, which created a psychological shadow. At this moment, Xiao Shenwei, who was screaming frantically in his heart, swallowed his air, and rubbed his calf against Rong Yun's shoulder.

He said in a trembling voice, "There are... there are snakes."

After saying a word, everyone stopped and became vigilant.

The giant pythons in the forest are extremely terrifying, so avoid them if you can.

If you can't avoid it, don't panic, find a cool place to lie down.

Avoid premature decay and stench of corpses.

"Where is it?" Rong Yun asked after searching around carefully, but did not find any trace of the python.

Xiao Shenwei was almost startled to cry by the movement on his shoulder, tremblingly said: "...on, on my shoulder."