After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

I don't know what kind of magical power the woman who buys Wowotou has. Until he got home, Xiao Shenwei kept thinking about the demonic cries of the stall owner.

Wowotou, four for one yuan, hehe!

... Wowotou, four for one yuan, hehe!

...Hey head, four for one dollar, wow...

The stall owner's high pitched, festive unknown dialect was interspersed, and his hawking voice, like an opera singing, pierced his ears like a magic voice, directly brainwashing Xiao Shenwei thoroughly.

Ping Hanhai and Tang Qiu sent them downstairs and then went back, saying they would bring them candy in a few days.

Rong Yun was cooking in the kitchen, while Xiao Shenwei was sitting on the sofa in the living room, squatting at his feet with a ball of fat rolls.

"Meow-"

Huajuan stared at the Wowotou in Xiao Shenwei's hand, and yelled.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the small bun in his hand, and at Hanamaki's plump body,

Then he turned his back to eat the Hanamaki.

"Meow--"

Hanamaki moved to Xiao Shenwei with short legs covered by fat, and continued to stare.

Xiao Shenwei: "..."

Keep turning around.

"Wow--"

Hanamaki continued to follow, and stared at Xiao Shenwei with those clear cat eyes, with a "bold and unruly" look.

Xiao Shenwei was overjoyed, and took a big bite of the steamed bun in front of Hanamaki, squinting his eyes and showing a happy expression.

Hanamaki's tail flicked.

Immediately retreated, bent down to accumulate power, and launched——

"Pfft, cough."

As if a small shell hit the stomach, Xiao Shenwei wished he could vomit three liters of blood on the spot.

"Shen Wei?" Rong Yun's voice came from the kitchen.

Hanamaki stepped on Xiao Shenwei's chest, raised his chin, lowered his eyes and stared at Xiao Shenwei,

Then with a "meow", he jumped down and bit off the small half of the bun left in Xiao Shenwei's hand, and walked away on a catwalk, shaking his buttocks.

Xiao Shenwei clutched his chest: "...ahem...I'm fine..."

...I was robbed by an orange pig to eat.

When Rong Yun came out with a wild pork stuffed dragon hand, Xiao Shenwei was fighting with Hanamaki....

It's not so much a fight as Hanamaki's unilateral beating of Xiao Shenwei.

The reason is that Xiao Shenwei, who was robbed of his snacks, endured the more he thought about it for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more he lost, and finally shot at Hanamaki's tail.

The fluffy paws of the fried Hanamaki danced superbly, only afterimages could be seen, the soft pads were smacked on Xiao Shenwei's hand, but Xiao Shenwei couldn't catch the Hanamaki no matter what. paw.

"... It's time to eat." Rong Yun called out.

As if the pause button was pressed, one person and one cat stopped at the same time.

"Meow-"

Hanamaki took a quick step, almost scrambling onto the sofa, and went straight to the plate of cold braised pork on the table.

However, when it was about to touch the plate of meat, a hand of fate grabbed its throat.

Rong Yun pressed Hanamaki's head on the coffee table, lowered his head and said with a smile: "No."

Hanamaki twisted her chubby body and struggled: "Wow——"

Rong Yun lifted it by the back of the neck and threw it down: "Because it belongs to Xiao Shenwei."

Huajuan grunted a few times, jumped onto Xiao Shenwei's lap, buried her head in Xiao Shenwei's arms and did not move.

Hanamaki: I'm autistic.

Xiao Shenwei: ... so heavy.

Rong Yun's Long Chao Shou is very authentic, the dough is tough and chewy, the translucent dough is wrapped with tender meat stuffing, soaked in the milky white soup with red oil and green onion.

The shallots were planted by Rong Yun himself, and they were crowded together in pots to form a clump and placed on the balcony.

The soup is made from chicken and pork bones, which is thick and fragrant.

Xiao Shenwei picked up one with a spoon, and bit down with half a spoonful of soup.

"Um... delicious."

Xiao Shenwei, who was burned, inhaled while biting the Chao Shou in his mouth. He just felt that what he had eaten before was simply abusing his taste buds.

"Eat slowly, be careful it's hot."

Rong Yun brought a cup of warm water to Xiao Shenwei, and sat beside him to sip porridge.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Xiao Shenwei looked at the only bowl of porridge in front of Rong Yun.

Rong Yun shook his head: "You eat."

Xiao Shenwei looked at the few Chaoshou in the bowl, struggled for a moment, and pushed them over.

...Well, although delicious food is very important, food reserves are even more important.

Rong Yun froze for a moment, a warm smile rippled in his sparkling eyes, and flashed into Xiao Shenwei's eyes for a moment.

He took the spoon, picked up a hand, and bit half of it.

The red chili oil and white soup stuck to the corner of Rong Yun's mouth, he subconsciously stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick it, and waited until half of it was swallowed before putting the remaining half into his mouth.

Xiao Shenwei looked at Rong Yun's profile from the side, feeling that the silly roe deer in his heart had started acting like a demon again.

When the half of the bright red tip of the tongue came out, Xiao Shenwei almost thought he was going to die suddenly.

...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Xiao Shenwei: I suspect that my food reserves have seduced me, but I have no evidence.

He tremblingly asked: "... Is it delicious?"

Rong Yun turned around and smiled back at him: "It's delicious."

...Delicious is delicious, what do you mean by staring at me and saying delicious?

Xiao Shenwei's eyes turned around, and finally fell on the porcelain white spoon, and there was a bang in his head, and it exploded.

...that spoon...

...is that the one I just used?

He stared blankly at Rong Yun and pushed back half a bowl of chaoshou: "I'll eat one and taste it, you can eat it."

Xiao Shenwei: Although, that spoon...

The white porcelain spoon is soaked in the soup, and it seems that the other party's temperature and fresh mint smell still remain on it.

Xiao Shenwei squeezed the soup and hand-cooked the spoon in his mouth in a dull manner, only to feel that the back of his neck slowly began to heat up.

The scent of white tea mixed with the smell of Rong Yun's pheromone wafted out, Xiao Shenwei buried his head even lower, wishing he could bury his whole face in the bowl.

A chuckle came from beside him.

Xiao Shenwei froze, turned his back to Rong Yun, and silently ate a bowl of Chaoshou, leaving no soup left.

He lifted the already sleeping flower roll off his lap and put it on the sofa, stood up, pretending to be calm and said: "I'm going to wash the dishes."

As he said that, he went to shelter the empty porridge bowl in front of Yun.

"Wait a moment."

Xiao Shenwei: "Huh?"

Rong Yun's eyes fell on Xiao Shenwei's lap.

It wasn't cold in the room, so Xiao Shenwei was wearing shorts, with two sections of Bai Shengsheng's thighs exposed.

Only now, there are four obvious red marks in the shape of cat's claws on the leg.

It was obviously pressed out by Hanamaki.

Xiao Shenwei: "..."

Rong Yun glanced at Hanamaki, which had grown into a ball: "It should lose weight. Too fat is unhealthy."

Xiao Shenwei poked Hanamaki's butt, Hanamaki meowed, and looked at Xiao Shenwei:

"How to reduce it?"

Sing a calorie to it every day?

In the end, Xiao Shenwei decided to take Hanamaki for a walk, and by the way, took Tantou out for a walk.

Tantou has been living a very good life since he followed Xiao Shenwei.

Fresh meat and bones are supplied every day, and recently there are more canned dogs. The dry and frizzy fur has become glossy, and it looks like a majestic wolf king.

——The premise is that he is not stupid.

When the two went downstairs, Tantou was full and was sleeping in the nest.

Xiao Shenwei took a box of canned food down, and the moment he tore open the package, Tantou jumped up with an "Aow", and rushed towards this side with a slap in the face.

Then "wow--"

"boom--"

Tantou, who was caught by the iron chain, slammed his face on the spot.

Xiao Shenwei covered his face: "Silly dog."

He let go of the iron chain, and before he could hang the collar on the leash in his hand, Tantou had already bitten the can and ran back to the den, eating with his back to the two of them.

...Well, I didn't learn anything else, but I learned how to protect food.

The charcoal head was eaten very carefully, the can was a small box, it was reluctant to eat it all in one bite, and licked it in small bites.

But Hanamaki didn't think so.

It walked slowly to Tantou's side behind Rongyun, and sniffed it.

Then he made a quick move, slapped the canned food box away with a slap of his paw, picked up the box with his tail wagging and jumped all the way to the roof of the truck, eating up a box of canned food in two or three mouthfuls.

After eating, Hanamaki let out a "meow", and raised its paw to pat down the empty box.

"Danglang—"

The empty box rolled on the ground, and rolled to the feet of Tantou, who was still dazed with his dog's head tilted to one side.

It turned its head stiffly, went crazy on the spot, began whining around the empty box, and finally threw itself into Xiao Shenwei's arms, crying so hard.

Xiao Shenwei: ... If I laughed out loud now, would Tantou hate me?

The final result was that Tantou was depressed, and he couldn't go out no matter how hard he tried, guarding the empty can with a look of despair as if he was about to keep a vigil for the can for three years.

Hanamaki snatched the can of Tantou, licked her paws and went home, squatting in the big cardboard box on the balcony without moving.

Xiao Shenwei suspected that Hanamaki went downstairs with them just to snatch the canned food.

In desperation, Xiao Shenwei pulled Rong Yun, and the two went out.

Daxing under the setting sun has a kind of peaceful beauty, and the bright red rays cast everything in a soft and warm halo.

The old men downstairs gathered around to watch the two old men play chess, and would give pointers from time to time: "Hey, you can't move this way."

The old man was not happy: "You can do what you want."

The toothless old lady was lying in the rocking chair and squinting, the radio was babbling and playing Huangmei Opera, and the yellow dog was lying at the old lady's feet, seemingly asleep.

A few children were playing football in the open space of the courtyard, and the basketball court on the other side also heard the sound of a basketball falling to the ground.

With the end of the mourning coming and the Internet basically collapsing, you can only watch the news within the urban area, and outdoor sports have regained the market from online games.

Xiao Shenwei looked at everything in front of him, feeling unreal.

But he likes this kind of great happiness, a hundred times better than the hopeless and gloomy one three years ago.

"Young man, do you want to buy flowers?"

The uncle leaned over, his voice was like a bell, with a basket in his arms, and there were bunches of flowers lying in it.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the flower pinned to the old man's ear and was silent for a moment: Grandpa, you... are very fashionable...

"My granddaughter went to Nanze to pick it. It's fresh."

Xiao Shenwei took a look, and found that they were all common flowers in the oasis, the most conspicuous one being the bouquet of white wild roses.

The uncle's eyes wandered around the two of them, picked up the bouquet of white roses, held them and pushed them towards Rong Yun:

"Young man, give your boyfriend a bouquet? Take it back and soak your feet in the sprinkling basin."

Xiao Shenwei: ...Don't talk nonsense about who is his boyfriend! ! !Is it marked as a boyfriend? ?That's food reserves!grain reserves! !

"You misunderstood, I am not..."

"Okay." Xiao Shenwei said half of what he said, but Rong Yun stopped him.

Rong Yun took the flowers and paid for them, leaned over and sniffed lightly, then bent his eyes: "It's very fragrant."

...You have lived a long life, how can this person be so good-looking...