After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

Xiao Shenwei felt that he would never forget the smiles on the faces of the guards' little brothers after they rescued them.

The guy who took the lead said that they were professionally trained and would not laugh no matter how funny it was.

Unless you can't help it.

...Then the little buddy laughed all the way on the way to send them back.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the charcoal head who was shaking his head and tail at the guards, and once again came up with the idea of ​​tasting arctic wolf meat.

If it wasn't for Rong Yun's desperate efforts to stop him, Xiao Shenwei would be able to hammer Tantou with a rolling pin again, until the hammered Tantou learns how to howl the words "I was wrong" with a wolf's mouth.

They confiscated the red envelopes given to the guards, waved their hands and left.

Xiao Shenwei decided to replace Tantou with an iron collar tomorrow, the thicker one.

Now Tantou's big head is arching back and forth in Xiao Shenwei's arms, licking Xiao Shenwei's hand.

... Can this silly dog ​​be saved?

Xiao Shenwei pinched Tantou's soft ears, ruagoutou, and finally sighed, hugged Tantou's neck, buried his head in Tantou's long hair, and said in a muffled voice:

"...you'll be fine."

As for Rong Yun, Xiao Shenwei said that he doesn't really want to talk to him for the time being.

Although it is said that a family should be neat and tidy, it is not such a neat method.

He no longer wanted to guess what Daxing Daily would say tomorrow.

If things go on like this, he and Tantou might become the first pair of Internet celebrities in Daxing since the last days of mourning.

Still taking the sand sculpture route.

So that night, Rong Yun failed to get into bed in the bedroom for the first time, and was currently curled up pitifully on the sofa wrapped in a quilt.

Xiao Shenwei slept in the bedroom, but tossed and turned on the bed and couldn't fall asleep.

Until the night was getting dark, and even the moon was covered by a gray cloud floating in, Xiao Shenwei finally sat up and lifted the quilt.

He gently unscrewed the bedroom door, opened a small gap, and quietly looked into the living room along the gap.

It was quiet, only the sound of Rong Yun's gentle and long breathing in the air.

Very good, it looks like he is asleep.

Xiao Shenwei stood on tiptoe and quietly moved towards the sofa.

"Shoot-"

He accidentally touched the chair.

The chair's legs made a short and harsh sound on the floor, and then fell backwards.

Xiao Shenwei: "!!!"

He quickly supported the chair with quick eyes and hands, and looked at the sofa holding his breath without daring to move, feeling his scalp explode.

Rong Yun on the sofa just turned over and didn't wake up.

Only then did Xiao Shenwei carefully straighten the chair and walk to the sofa.

Rong Yun is tall, and the small sofa made him unable to stretch his legs and feet, looking very aggrieved.

Xiao Shenwei suddenly felt distressed for a moment, wondering if it was too much for him not to let him into the bedroom.

He knelt down to look at Rong Yun's sleeping face, and his eyes fell on Rong Yun's lips involuntarily.

Thinking of the soft and warm touch that night, Xiao Shenwei's Adam's apple couldn't help rolling.

In a strange way, he quietly moved over.

The tips of their noses almost touch each other, and their breaths smell each other.

The familiar cold fragrance lingered in his nose, and Xiao Shenwei felt that the blood on the back of his neck was a little hot.

...take another sip...

Same as last time...

...Taste it and I'll run.

This time, it should not be captured again.

He lowered his eyes and leaned over.

Then at the moment when the lips were about to touch, Rong Yun suddenly opened his eyes.

Xiao Shenwei:! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ?

"What do you want to do?"

Rong Yun chuckled lightly, a pair of beautiful eyes full of smiles, so clear, it didn't look like he had just woken up.

Xiao Shenwei opened his mouth: "...I..."

...I just want to kiss you, what's the matter, why can't my own boyfriend kiss? ?

Xiao Shenwei smashed the jar, closed his eyes, quickly pecked Rong Yun's lips, turned and ran away.

It doesn't matter if he ran away, Rong Yun was completely dumbfounded by this sudden kiss.

He pursed his lips, and suddenly his ears became red all the way from the tip to the base of his ears.

On the other side, Xiao Shenwei, who fled back to the bedroom, slammed the door with a "bang", leaned against the door panel, and covered his mouth.

...I'm grinding my teeth, it hurts...

"Tuk, tuk, tuk..."

There was a knock on the door from behind.

"...What, why?" Xiao Shenwei didn't open the door.

...Didn't you just kiss her? What are you doing, and you came here to seek revenge?

"...you open the door."

Xiao Shenwei: "If you let me drive, I will drive. How embarrassing I am."

Then there was no sound outside the door.

Xiao Shenwei blinked.

...Could it be possible to leave?

He turned around and was about to open the door to observe quietly when there was a "jingling" sound of keys colliding outside the door.

Before he could react, the door opened with a "click".

Xiao Shenwei's heart skipped a beat, and he turned around and wanted to crawl into the corner.

However, it was too late.

After a while of dizziness, Xiao Shenwei was overturned on the soft bed.

Rong Yun, who was wearing loose pajamas, half knelt on the edge of the bed, held him down, and looked down at him.

The open neckline revealed a section of the collarbone, and when he bent down, a large area of ​​skin was exposed.

Xiao Shenwei glanced at it, then lowered his eyes immediately, and said in a whisper: "...Aren't you asleep?"

But Rong Yun bent over and leaned into Xiao Shenwei's ear and chuckled: "How can I sleep without you here?"

The warm breath sprayed on the ears, making Xiao Shenwei's breathing suddenly short.

...Ah, don't talk into my ear, it will kill me...

However, Rong Yun's next actions made Xiao Shenwei completely dumbfounded.

He only felt a hot and humid sensation in the base of his ears, and a tingling sensation as if an electric current suddenly swam all over his body.

"Well--"

Xiao Shenwei gasped uncontrollably, and the smell of pheromone in the air suddenly became stronger.

He put his hand on Rong Yun's shoulder, and turned his head to hide: "Don't... um, itchy."

"good."

Rong Yun reached out and grabbed Xiao Shenwei's wrist, pressing it on the top of his head.

Then he pecked and kissed along the ears and cheeks all the way to the corner of his lips, and finally looked at Xiao Shenwei whose eyes were already glistening:

"Kissing should be like this..."

Xiao Shenwei felt his eyes dimmed, and couldn't help but clenched the bed sheet tightly. The blood vessels on the back of his neck were boiling, almost burning him.

Rong Yun covered Xiao Shenwei's eyes with one hand, bit his lips lightly and rubbed together, the air gradually became hotter.

Xiao Shenwei felt that he was about to suffocate, and his breath was filled with the smell of tolerance.

It wasn't until the end of the long kiss that Xiao Shenwei panted anxiously with his mouth half open, that he heard Rong Yun pressing against his ear, breathing heavily, and his voice hoarse:

"Have you learned?"

Xiao Shenwei: It suffocates me.

……

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Early the next morning, Xiao Shenwei who woke up habitually went into the kitchen, but was in vain.

The kitchen was quiet, except for a pot of pumpkin porridge simmering on the stove.

Xiao Shenwei walked around the room twice, but couldn't find Rong Yun.

Finally he pokes Hanamaki's chubby ass:

"Hanaju, where's your dad?"

Hanamaki meowed, flicked her tail and ran away.

Xiao Shenwei washed his face, sat on the sofa, and opened Daxing Daily.

"According to reports, a couple walked their dogs into a pit last night, and then asked the police to rescue them. The First Traffic Commission of Daxing City reminds you: there are tens of thousands of roads, and safety is the first. Walking the dog is not standardized, and the relatives are crying Please pay attention to safety, and try not to walk your dog in the suburbs in the middle of the night..."

Xiao Shenwei: ...

Xiao Shenwei turned off the mobile newspaper with a dull face.

...Well, just get used to it.

"Click-"

There was a sound of unlocking the door.

Xiao Shenwei raised his eyes and looked over, it was Rong Yun who came back holding a jar.

"Wake up. Look what I brought."

The moment Rong Yun saw Xiao Shenwei, a smile broke out on his face. He shook the glass jar in his hand, and there were seven or eight finger-long small fish in it.

Xiao Shenwei glanced at it, and said in a firm tone: "Fried small fish."

Rong Yun choked for a moment: "...It's not for food, it's for ornamental fish."

Xiao Shenwei thought for a while.

"Why can't you eat fish?"

Rong Yun: "...not tasty."

Xiao Shenwei lowered his head in disappointment: "...Oh."

... How will you know if it tastes good if you don't taste it.

Rong Yun put the jar on the coffee table, and inserted a few small green plants into it.

It looks pleasing to the eye.

Hanamaki seemed to have seen a new toy, so she rushed to the coffee table and squatted in front of the glass jar, staring at the little fish inside.

"can not eat."

Xiao Shenwei poked Hanamaki on the head.

"Didn't you have porridge in the morning?"

Rong Yun's voice came from the kitchen.

Xiao Shenwei responded and entered the kitchen: "When you come back, let's go together."

Rong Yun froze for a moment, then bent his eyes and smiled: "Okay."

He lowered his head and pecked Xiao Shenwei's mouth, and brushed his fingertips against his ear: "I'm going to serve porridge, wait for me."

Xiao Shenwei blinked, thinking of the long kiss last night, his head started to smoke again.

He responded indiscriminately, turned around and left the kitchen.

Hanamaki kept meowing in the living room, he had to go and see what was going on.

Then Xiao Shenwei was stunned.

The green plants that had just been put into the mouth of the bottle had been pulled out and scattered on the coffee table, still dripping water.

Hanamaki stuffed her whole head into the mouth of the bottle, trying to retreat but couldn't get it out, it was obviously stuck, and she was wagging her tail and screaming miserably.

Xiao Shenwei turned back to the kitchen with a dull face, and tugged Rong Yun's sleeve.

Rong Yun: "?"

Xiao Shenwei pondered for a while, and said in a tone as calm as possible: "Hanjuan... his head is stuck in the fish tank."

Rong Yun: "???????"

Xiao Shenwei always thought that Hanamaki was smarter than Tantou, but today he began to doubt his own judgment.

Seeing that his head was still stuck in the mouth of the bottle, but he was still sticking out his tongue trying to reach the flower rolls of the small fish in the water, he wondered if there was something wrong with his vision for picking food reserves.

Rong Yun counterattacked from food reserves all the way to become a boyfriend, Tantou is so stupid that he knows how to get into trouble all day long, and now even Hanamaki...

The two dared not pull it out forcefully, for fear of hurting the flower roll.

After discussing for a while, they decided to smash the tank.

With a crisp sound, the water splashed in all directions, and the fish that lacked water began to jump all over the ground.

The freed Hanamaki immediately shook the water off his head, took two or three fish in his mouth, and rushed to the top of the refrigerator.

Xiao Shenwei tugged at Hanamaki's tail: "From now on, don't play with Tantou, do you understand!?"

Hanamaki: "Meow——"

"Do you still dare to talk stubbornly? Tell me, do you have any other contributions besides shitting all day long?"

Hanamaki: "Meow——"

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There is another update, it will be released later, little angels can watch it tomorrow morning, pay attention to rest~

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