After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

Sanghua beasts began to appear in the forest, which is undoubtedly a bad news for everyone.

This means that the resources they depend on for survival are mortally threatened.

This is a very dangerous signal.

Think about it, if the beasts that maintain human existence start to be mass-killed, and the forest is full of stinky and rotting beasts, it will not only be difficult for human beings to obtain food, but also face the lost beasts that have fallen into madness attack.

At this time, what kind of situation will human beings who are extremely short of food fall into?

Xiao Shenwei didn't dare to think about it.

Thinking that he might have no meat to eat one day in the future, Xiao Shenwei felt that he had lost his dream and his pursuit of life.

this is too scary.

The fishy smell in the air became more and more intense, and several people gathered back to back in tacit understanding.

Xiao Shenwei clenched the hammer in his hand, and began to miss his two old comrades who had been scrapped.

When he returns this time, he must go to the blacksmith shop to make a thickened door panel.

Xiao Shenwei always felt very insecure with a hammer that was too light to be used as a shield in his hand.

As the only beta in the team, Xiao Shenwei was surrounded by three people.

When the wind gradually stopped, they heard the footsteps of the Sanghua Beasts.

It was a small pack of wolves, about seven or eight.

The gray wolves have comically bald patches of fur, abscesses on their bodies, and green eyes, making them look sad.

The atmosphere tensed up instantly, as if a string was about to break.

Then Xiao Shenwei looked at the wolf head that was already bald and hairless, and suddenly laughed out loud.

...I became stronger, but also bald?

The gray wolves surrounded him, Tantou twitched his ears and bared his teeth, growling threateningly.

Xiao Shenwei poked Tang Qiu who was visibly nervous beside him:

"Don't panic, when you meet wolves, don't run away, you must stare into their eyes, you can't lose your momentum."

Tang Qiu clenched the dog-beating stick in his hand, stared at the wolves on the opposite side and swallowed: "...how should I say it?"

Xiao Shenwei: "This is a more dignified death."

Tang Qiu: "..."

Ha ha, you are in a good mood.

When the wolves rushed over at the command of the wolf leader, Xiao Shenwei didn't even raise his hands under the protection of Tantou and Rong Yun.

Xiao Shenwei: I am weak, pitiful, and helpless, but I can eat.

Lifting and lowering the hammer in his hand, Xiao Shenwei struggled on the spot for a long time, not knowing whether to throw it or not.

After all, with his aim, it's okay to throw it at a wolf, but if it hits a human, it will be a lot of fun.

Compared with serious beasts, these gray wolves seem to have been forcibly demolished. They don't know how to work as a team at all, they only know how to be reckless with their mouths open.

It was a far cry from the one that followed them on the road earlier.

At least people also know to observe secretly and then suddenly attack and play tricks.

Xiao Shenwei looked at Tantou who was fighting guerrilla with the wolf beside him, and felt that it had played "obscene development, don't be a wave" to the extreme.

Tantou, who was much smaller than the gray wolf, went up and scratched one of the gray wolf's eyes.

Then he began to circle around to avoid the frontal attack of the wolf, and took a cold shot from time to time, and immediately fled away.

Not long after, Tantou was unscathed, and several deep wounds had already appeared on the wolf's body.

Seemingly irritated, Gray Wolf let out a growl and no longer entangled with Tantou, but pounced on Xiao Shenwei who seemed easy to bully.

Rong Yun was entangled by two gray wolves and couldn't get away for a while, Ping Hanhai and Tang Qiu were also fighting with the wolves.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the gray wolf that was rushing towards him, and was startled by the gray wolf's rotten teeth and the smelly breath of the pavement.

Pair that with baldness and a festering eye area, and a body full of scars.

A green light flashed in Xiao Shenwei's eyes, he pursed his lips, raised his hand, and slapped the wolf's side face with a hammer: "You are so ugly to me."

"Bangdang-"

The front half of the wolf's body suddenly tilted, and with a howl, a few teeth flew out, and the whole wolf rushed into the gap between two trees that were very close to each other.

Then it got stuck.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the wolf who was twisting his buttocks and struggling to pull his head out, and was silent for a moment.

... Tantou's aura of Jiangzhi lives up to its reputation.

He patted Tantou's big head: "I did a good job today."

Tantou who was killed by touching his head excitedly wagged his tail and rubbed against Xiao Shenwei's body, then ran to the side of the stuck wolf...

Started wagging its tail and bouncing around.

Xiao Shenwei: ...Forget it, as long as you are happy.

Tantou had had enough, and began to look around in circles at the wolf.

Sniff left and smell right, and finally got close to the wolf's tail.

Xiao Shenwei suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Then his premonition came true.

Tantou raised his leg towards the stuck alpha wolf.

"That can't be day!!"

Xiao Shenwei grabbed Tantou's tail and pulled it back, clamping Tantou's neck with his arms, he was so angry that he wanted to hit the dog.

... This child, you don't need to praise it, right?

Thinking of the guy who was molesting someone else's Samoyed a few days ago, Xiao Shenwei's eyes wandered around Tantou, thinking about it seriously.

... Otherwise, send it for sterilization.

Feeling a gust of cool wind, Tan Tou pursed his ears, struggled out and ran away with his tail between his legs.

When Xiao Shenwei turned around, Tantou was hiding behind Rong Yun, showing half of his face as if "you can't see me, you can't see me", observing secretly.

Xiao Shenwei: ...Don't you count 13 in your mind? ? ? ?Can he stop you? ? ?

After the rest of the gray wolves had been dealt with, they came over and began to watch the stuck alpha wolf.

Tang Qiu circled around the leading wolf, then grabbed the leading wolf by the tip of its tail and lifted it up.

"Oh! It's a mother!"

"Can a female wolf still be a wolf??" Ping Hanhai also leaned over.

"Under certain circumstances...it's okay." Rong Yun stroked his chin in a serious manner.

Xiao Shenwei stood far away, looking at the three guys around the wolf's buttocks, he felt the urge to cover his face.

Wolf: ...Do I want to lose face? ? ! !I can't bear this grievance, I'm too southern...

So in order to prevent the alpha wolf from accumulating enough anger, he suddenly opened Wushuang to break free and counterattack, Xiao Shenwei smashed it to death with a hammer.

Then the three fell into a brief silence as they watched the wolf's head hammered into a mosaic with a hammer.

...So they surrounded Xiao Shenwei just now to prevent him from making a move, the reason was to protect the wolves, right? ! ?

Xiao Shenwei: ... You may not believe it, but I am really weak and helpless, but I can eat.

Tang Qiu & Ping Hanhai: ...I believed in your evil.

Rong Yun: But it’s true that you can eat it.

After some fighting, except for Xiao Shenwei, several people had some injuries on their bodies, but they were not serious, they were all skin traumas.

To be on the safe side, Xiao Shenwei gave everyone anti-venom serum after carefully cleaning their wounds and applying medicine.

The smell here will soon attract other beasts, and several people quickly packed up their things and left the crime scene

As soon as the front foot left, a team followed, followed the traces they left behind and chased after them.

On the other side, Xiao Shenwei and the others who had hunted many small animals finally began to focus on large animals.

Just like the group of alienated buffaloes in front of us.

Of course, the group of lions ambushing in the grass on the opposite side was also staring at the herd of cattle.

The four of them were obviously no match for this group of buffaloes, and if they rushed in rashly, they would only be trampled into meat paste by the angry cattle.

So they planned to wait for the lions to catch the leak and attack the buffaloes that were left alone.

Xiao Shenwei couldn't help but think of stewed beef with potatoes, shredded spicy beef, sliced ​​beef with scallions, tomato sirloin noodles...

Xiao Shenwei: I really like eating beef. I think I was a plate of beef slices with sauce in my previous life.

However, the vigilance of the buffaloes is too high, and the lions are also extremely patient.

They squatted here for a long time, their legs were almost numb, and they didn't see the lions make a move.

Tantou stared at the little calf until his eyes turned green, and his saliva was dripping.

Xiao Shenwei was extremely bored when he saw the beehive hanging on the tree not far away, his eyes lit up.

He looked down at the hammer in his hand, then at the hive that seemed to have a lot of honey, and began to draw a parabola in his mind.

...Well, if thrown from this angle, it should be able to hit... right?

Xiao Shenwei closed one eye and aimed at the honeycomb, shaking his hands to test.

Then there was a sudden light on the hand, and the huge hammer head flew out directly.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the bare handle in his hand:? ? ? ? ? ?

"call out--"

The iron lump the size of a human head drew a graceful parabola in mid-air, rubbing against a corner of the hive and flying forward.

The hive shook, and a group of startled giant bees flew out.

"Puff-"

"what--"

The iron lump fell to the ground, and there was a miserable howl in the grass.

Xiao Shenwei: It's over, it's smashing someone.

The startled giant bees flew towards the source of the sound overwhelmingly.

The buffalo herd was frightened and ran wildly, causing the earth to tremble.

The lions had to make their move and start the chase.

The frightened buffaloes were driven by the lions into a panic, and ran into the woods in the direction of the screaming.

A group of people rolled out of the grass in embarrassment, were stung all over their heads with the wounded on their backs, and were chased by the cows and rushed all the way towards the woods.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the herd of cattle roaring past in front of him, and then at the direction in which the herd of cattle left in the forest.

... By the way, those unlucky guys, the instruments they are carrying seem familiar...

"Wow woof - woof -"

Tantou's cry brought Xiao Shenwei, who was distracted, back.

He looked up.

Tantou was biting the hind leg of a single calf, and was dragged around by the panicked calf, leaving a long trail on the ground.

The calf flicked its tail, and the charcoal head landed on the tree trunk with a bang. He rolled his eyes at that moment, but he still refused to let go.

"Charcoal head—bite its neck!!"

Xiao Shenwei yelled at it, and rushed over with Rong Yun.

Tantou shook his head, climbed onto the calf's back with difficulty, then hugged the calf's hard head, and began to chew.

Xiao Shenwei: ...This IQ basically bid farewell to hunting.

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I'm so dumb I feel like I was a vulture in my previous life.

The school replaced a new public washing machine,

Scan the QR code to pay for laundry,

Then I forgot to put the clothes and just scanned the code first,

The washing machine locked the door and turned on the water to wash...

I looked at the clothes in the basin in a daze.

...Co-authored me to spend money to wash water? ? ?

I dare not go to the water room now,

I can imagine other girls going to do the laundry and see the ignorant expression on the face of the idling washing machine,

I'm afraid that others will know that I'm the idiot who spends money to launder water :)

One update will be delivered, and there will be another update in the evening~

I saw a lot of little angels asking me if I would be abused,

...Darling, look at my sand sculpture strength, can I be abused?