After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

The spring rain that lasted for several days finally stopped in the early morning of the next day.

Then Xiao Shenwei found a small pile of dried mushrooms and pine nuts on the windowsill.

He thought of the gray squirrel from last night.

A pheasant crowed in the woods.

Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun looked at each other:

Chicken Stew with Mushrooms! ! !

However, the process of catching chickens was actually not pleasant, at least Xiao Shenwei felt that his IQ was insulted by a pheasant.

Who can tell him why this pheasant can fly so high? ? ? ?

Even if you fly high, you still throw things at them in mid-air? ! ? ! ? !

There was a mess in the valley, and Lulu squatted on the side while spitting bubbles and watching the play.

Xiao Shenwei panted while holding his knees, looking at the pheasants flying happily in the sky with flapping wings and chirping, one hundred and eight ways to eat chicken came to mind.

He casually picked up a piece of wood the size of a brick at his feet, aimed at the pheasant, and raised his hand to accumulate energy.

"call out--"

The yellow wooden block drew a beautiful arc in the air, and precisely passed the pheasant's wings and flew to Lin Sen on the other side.

"Bang—"

"Hey, hello—"

Lin Sen clutched the swollen lump on his head, squatted in the corner of the wall, tearful, not daring to make a sound.

Xiao Shenwei: "...I'm sorry...slip-I'll try again."

"call out--"

"Mom-"

Cheng Fei dodged to avoid the dirt flying towards him, but he couldn't escape the crossbar blocking the way under his feet.

Stumbling on his foot, Cheng Fei rushed forward and threw Zheng Lu down. The two of them rolled into a ball and crashed into the kennel.

The three sleeping pups in the kennel were awakened.

The glutinous rice balls, which had a serious wake-up qi, gritted their teeth and began to bite.

The dumpling buns, which are honored by glutinous rice balls, followed closely, as if they regarded this as a game of hunting.

The pheasants are flying in the sky, the wild wolves are chasing on the ground, the wild people (?) are screaming for help, but they are still thrown to the ground, accepting the love kiss of the three gray wolves.

Tantou excitedly joined the pack of wolves, shaking his head and rolling in the rain-soaked mud.

Xiao Shenwei was silent for a while.

... It seems to be more chaotic.

Hanamaki squatted on the window sill and meowed, turned around and faced the window with her buttocks, as if she couldn't bear to look any more.

It was Rong Yun who finally caught the pheasant.

Tang Qiu rubbed the mud that had begun to solidify at the corner of his clothes, and patted Xiao Shenwei's shoulder:

"Xiao, good boy, let's stop throwing things around, okay?"

Xiao Shenwei: "..."

Pheasant: "Cluck!!!!"

……

Although the process was not very pleasant, when a fire was set up in the open space in front of the house, and the water in the pot began to bubbling, everyone's mood instantly became brighter.

Some of the mushrooms left by the gray squirrels were inedible, so they were picked out and put aside.

Charcoal Head was attracted by the bright colors of those mushrooms, and curiously wanted to play with them, but was slapped away by Xiao Shenwei:

"Can't eat, go away."

The pheasant's feathers are difficult to pull out, but they are beautiful, with colorful and dazzling colors in the sun.

Ni Youqing, the only woman here, collected some chicken feathers, and made a beautiful big wreath with the pine cone shells, small berries brought by the gray squirrel, and green leaves and flower buds of the plants in the valley, and hung it on the door of the laboratory.

Forest tree houses and garlands, stair handrails made of small trunks with thick arms are wrapped with green vines, and small and dense unknown flowers are blooming, showing a wild beauty with green grass everywhere.

Xiao Shenwei looked at his bare wooden house, and suddenly felt that he would not enjoy life at all.

After thinking about it, he strung together a pair of puppets that he had carved for a long time and hung them on the porch.

When the wind blows, there will be a soft sound of wood colliding.

The processed chicken pieces are rolling in the pot, and the mushrooms are diced and thrown into the pot, and the fresh fragrance slowly diffuses with the rising heat.

Several people stood in front of the pot and played cards. Xiao Shenwei, the black hole of the game, did not participate. Instead, he leaned against Rong Yun's back with his hands in his arms, squinting his eyes at the sky.

Ni Youqing's three experimental assistants squatted aside in a neat row with bowls in their hands, staring eagerly at the pieces of meat in the pot.

Tantou played with the three wolf cubs on the grass, grinding their teeth on the leftover wood from building the house.

The three young wolves had lost their childishness, showing some ferocity that belonged to the offspring of the wolf king.

As a result, Tantou, who was also a wolf clan, became even more naive.

Xiao Shenwei looked at the charcoal head rolling and nibbling on the grass with a grin, and finally chose to give up the treatment.

...I made do with it, what else can I throw away?

When the aroma in the pot reached its peak, Lin Sen's three hahas, whose eyes started to glow green, were about to overflow.

When Xiao Shenwei and the others had already started eating, the three of them were still squatting in place, not daring to move.

Until Ni Youqing yelled:

"What are you looking at? Come and eat."

"Oh oh, good!!"

Eight people sat in a circle, with gurgling chicken soup in the middle, and the air was filled with the coldness of early spring and the freshness after the rain, but more of it was the aroma of warm food.

The mellow aroma of pheasant soup and the deliciousness of mushrooms are perfectly blended together. The meat pieces and diced mushrooms are rolling in the brownish-yellow soup. the taste of.

Ping Hanhai brought out a bottle of white wine that he had treasured for a long time and was not willing to drink it out, poured it into small woodcarved wine cups, and distributed it.

This is Xiao Shenwei's first time drinking alcohol.

He leaned forward and took a sip, and the hot taste rushed straight to Tianling Gai from his mouth.

"Well--"

Xiao Shenwei's face immediately turned red, and even his eyes were slightly watery.

He put down the wine cup, and silently started eating meat with rice.

Wild game that grows wantonly in the mountains is much more delicious than broiler chickens in farms.

Coupled with fresh mushrooms and some bits and pieces of spices and wild onions, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is delicious in the world.

Several people were chatting and arguing while eating, and the atmosphere was very harmonious for a time.

It's just that Xiao Shenwei started to feel dizzy while eating.

Maybe it's the alcohol?

Xiao Shenwei thought.

Only slowly, Xiao Shenwei felt that something was wrong in front of him.

...Why, there are two Rong Yun in front of me

Xiao Shenwei rubbed his eyes, wondering if he was a little delirious from alcohol.

Open your eyes again, and there are three.

Xiao Shenwei: ...? ? ?

The three Rong Yun in front of him stood in a row, and behind them began to see huge jellyfish and strange halos floating around.

Xiao Shenwei was silent for a moment, then looked down at the mushroom soup in his hand.

...I'm afraid it's not poisoned by eating bacteria.

As soon as he turned his head, Xiao Shenwei saw Ping Hanhai punching military style "hehehehe".

Tang Qiu hugged a tree and kissed madly.

Cheng Fei danced ballet with stick bone in his hand.

Ni Youqing held a scalpel in his hand and didn't speak, just stared quietly at Zheng Lu who was holding the bowl in a daze, as if he wanted to dissect him on the spot.

Lin Sen hugged Tantou's head, which was struggling desperately, and howled, "lulu...lulu...I love you..."

Charcoal Head: ………

The scene was chaotic at one time.

Xiao Shenwei: For a while, I couldn't tell whether this was a real thing or a hallucination caused by eating fungus poisoning.

Only Rong Yun in front of him seemed to be normal.

...although there are now three.

Rong Yun came over, reached out to hold Xiao Shenwei into his arms, and blew into his ear: "Xiao Xiao——"

Xiao Shenwei: I'm sorry, but I take back the statement that Rong Yun is normal.

……

Xiao Shenwei didn't know how long their poisoning lasted, at least when he woke up it was completely dark.

There were people lying all over the lawn, Xiao Shenwei touched the gnawed tree trunk, and confirmed that what he saw and heard before was not a hallucination.

... Feel sorry for Tang Qiu's mouth and teeth.

Rong Yun is still awake.

His poisoning reaction was unexpectedly well-behaved, he just hugged Xiao Shenwei and didn't let go, and fell into a deep sleep after a while.

My head is still a little dizzy, I don't know if there will be any sequelae.

Of course, the consequence of lying down for a day in the cold spring is that the eight people present, except for the zombie surnamed Xiao who is not afraid of the cold, all of them caught a cold.

The few people who lacked commonly used medicines could only hold ginger soup, shivering under the quilt.

The people who settled down easily finally realized that they needed to do something to improve their current lives.

The land in the valley was fertile, but they had no seeds to plant.

The on-board generator is too small, and it is a bit difficult to supply Ni Youqing's laboratory.

The common facilities here are almost non-existent, they need more supplies, and... manpower.

The establishment of a new home is never a matter of a day or two, it needs to be done slowly.

Maybe it's because these days are too comfortable, so when Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun returned to the vast wasteland, they looked at the unmelted snow, the animal bones everywhere, and the refugees who froze to death on the migration road. , There was a moment of trance.

The end is still the end after all.

The spring breeze in the last four years of mourning did not bring much warmth, but instead further expanded the mourning virus.

Groups of zombies roam the wasteland, occasionally gathering to attack human settlements.

There are more and more beggars, and it is more difficult for humans to obtain food.

There have even been cases in some places where the meat of Zonghua beasts were accidentally eaten and corroded by zombie viruses.

The heavy trucks loaded with fresh prey from the oasis encountered crowds of onlookers as soon as they entered the city.

They are now in the safe area of ​​Pucheng, which is more than [-] kilometers away from the oasis, and want to exchange some supplies, preferably some crop seeds.

No one cared about the wooden utensils made by Ping Hanhai, but the fresh meat was quickly snapped up by the citizens.

There is a saying that if you have surplus food in your hand, you will not panic in your heart.

At the end of the mourning period, no one would dislike having a lot of grain at home.

So hunters never worry about their prey not being sold.

Pucheng had just experienced the harsh winter of the end of the mourning era, and the city was besieged by zombies in the beginning of spring.

Although the city was barely kept, the young and strong alphas suffered heavy losses, and the people in the city almost ran out of food.

Therefore, the arrival of Xiao Shenwei and Rong Yun seemed like a timely rain, and they were warmly welcomed by the people of Pucheng.

It's just that the night is getting darker, and it's not safe to travel at night, so the two of them temporarily stayed in the city.

The gifts from the people of Daxing were left in the oasis to maintain the operation of the laboratory, so they only drove an ordinary heavy truck to go out.

But in the invisible late night, a black shadow was approaching towards Pucheng, with a rotten smell and heavy panting, following the smell of human blood, it was moving rapidly in the night.

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I went to Kaifeng to play on the National Day, but I never expected that Kaifeng would suddenly change and it would rain.

Wearing a short skirt, I froze into a silly dog ​​in the congested streets of Kaifeng.

Yesterday I went to Gulou to eat Guo Da Xia hot pot until I fell asleep.

I was so sleepy that I leaned against the wall and fell asleep for 10 minutes.

I don't know why I'm so sleepy, I'm probably the first sand sculpture to fall asleep after eating hot pot.

What's more shady is that,

Xiaolong said you go to sleep and I will call you later, I will keep all the delicious food for you.

However, when I woke up after falling asleep for almost 10 minutes,

I found out that this guy is eating binge-eating, and I have received countless ugly photos in my mobile phone that were so sleepy that I drool? ? ? ? ? ?

Is there something wrong with you? ? ? ?

Well, I'm back, and I'll update tomorrow.

Believe me, I will be 1551 tomorrow (because I have to catch up with the list of [-])