After I Became a Zombie, My Face Is Paralyzed

When the sky was completely bright, Xiao Shenwei, who had eaten a whole pot of rabbit meat by himself, leaned on the carriage, looking at the rabbit who died with regret.

He always felt that the rabbit should die in pain.

After all, judging from the big sunken hole on the rabbit's head and the intact rabbit skin, it was probably hammered to death by some alpha with a fist.

The poor rabbit avoided the wandering zombies in the city, but finally slept in the belly of a zombie surnamed Xiao.

According to Rong Yun, this stupid rabbit bumped into it by himself.

Xiao Shenwei looked at a trace of fresh blood on the corner of Rong Yun's clothes that was suspected to be the fresh blood of other zombies, and nodded to show that he believed Rong Yun's words (there is a ghost).

He vaguely remembered meeting the rabbit family in the south of the city when he was collecting supplies.

They hide in the burrows in the small park, and they are always very cautious.

As for why Xiao Shenwei didn't take the rabbit's family away, because he probably made the rabbit into a real "charcoal" taste.

Well, the kind that has the effect of staining teeth and staining mouth.

After all, he once won the supreme title at the food festival held by the university - Dark Chef King.

"What are you looking at?" Rong Yun waved his hand in front of Xiao Shenwei who was fascinated by the rabbit: "We should go."

Xiao Shenwei looked at the sunken rabbit head, and said quietly: "It's a pity, spicy rabbit head."

Rong Yun: ...

"Rabbit is delicious." Xiao Shenwei tried hard to show a smile to Rong Yun.

Then he stared at each other for a while, showing a textbook smirk.

Xiao Shenwei: ...

...Forget it, shut yourself up.

Xiao Shenwei turned his head and hugged himself a little hurt, and nestled into a corner.

...When I was in school, many girls said that I look good when I smile! !

"Then tell me if you want to eat it, and I'll make it for you." A warm hand covered the top of the head, and Rong Yun's voice with a smile entered the eardrum.

Xiao Shenwei felt that his ears must have been scorched by the chili just now.

Otherwise, why do I feel a little hot.

He pursed his lips: "Don't touch your head."

It's embarrassing for you to embarrass me as a high-level zombie!

However, he didn't take Rong Yun's hand away, but rather coveted the temperature above his head.

"Okay." Rong Yun replied.

Then the warmth above his head left, and Xiao Shenwei felt a little empty.

... If I don't let you touch it, you won't touch it, don't you want to lose face! ?

Xiao Shenwei turned around and pointed the back of his head at Rong Yun, feeling sullen that he didn't know where it came from.

"puff."

There was another chuckle from behind.

A bold and reckless hand stretched out and gently pinched Xiao Shenwei's soft cheek.

Xiao Shenwei: "!!!!"

... May I ask what is the symptom of the zombie feeling like he is smoking all over his body? Are you waiting online in a hurry? ?

"Rong Yun!"

It was the first time that the zombie surnamed Xiao with severe language impairment uttered two words so smoothly and clearly, and he was slightly ashamed when he listened carefully.

"Well, I'm here."

The culprit nodded with his eyebrows curved, stretched out his other hand and squeezed it.

"I want... to eat you!"

The ferocious (?) words were made without any threat by the soft curled hair and pinched face.

The smile in the other party's eyes was even bigger.

Xiao Shenwei: Fuck your M's food reserves, I'm going to eat you right now.

Then he looked at Rong Yun's beautiful eyes that seemed to be rippling with fine sunlight, and was once again flashed to his heart.

...he looks so pretty when he smiles.

Forget it and keep it, after all, the beauty is delicious, and it will be more appetizing when you look at it when you eat.

Moreover, the spicy rabbit is really delicious!

Xiao Shenwei licked his lips, savoring the delicious aroma of the spicy rabbit, and chose to forgive.

The two cleaned up the remaining half of the rabbit and put it in the carriage, not letting go of the rabbit fur.

After all, in today's scarcity of supplies, rabbit fur can help humans survive the coming winter.

The bulky cart drove out of the community like a moving steel fortress.

Xiao Shenwei sat in the co-pilot's seat, looking through the rearview mirror at the two-story bungalow that was drifting away.

That's where he lived for 20 years.

The peace amulet hanging in front of the car dangled, and the red tassels swayed.

Xiao Shenwei stretched out his hand to touch it, a little lost in thought.

He thought of the family next door who shared the garage with his.

The year the virus broke out, the little girl was only 11 years old.

After being bitten by a zombie, her mother committed suicide in order not to hurt her family.

The grieving father took the girl and left here. It is said that he went to Daxing, the provincial capital, but before leaving, he handed over the key of the cart to Xiao Shenwei who decided to stay here.

Xiao Shenwei lowered his eyes.

... I don't know if I can meet their father and daughter when I go to the provincial capital this time.

Xu saw that Xiao Shenwei was a little offline, and Rong Yun didn't say much along the way, just driving quietly.

Not many zombies surrounded on the road.

Rong Yun's pheromone has been suppressed, and Xiao Shenwei has not concealed his high-level zombie aura at all.

So the heavy truck ran all the way through with full horsepower, and soon left the city.

After the apocalypse, the global desertification is serious, and there are few oases left. There are yellow sands in sight, and scattered bones can be seen everywhere.

There are humans, and there are alienated beasts.

The alienated animals became extremely large, and they even saw a carcass that was as big as half of the heavy truck they were driving.

What appeared to be the remains of a cow.

Looking at the dense tooth marks on the huge corpse, Rong Yun tightened his fingers slightly: "It's a wolf."

Those ferocious guys who are used to haunting groups are the nightmare of all hunting people. They don't taboo meat and vegetables, and even zombies are on the diet of wolves.

At the end of the day, human beings not only need to face the threat of zombie viruses, but also compete with these predators for resources.

If it were not for the development of anti-venom by humans to control the spread of the virus, it is still unknown how many survivors there will be.

Rong Yun asked Xiao Shenwei to sit in the car and not move, but he jumped out of the car and walked to the side of the bone.

The strong smell of blood made him frowned.

He touched the still-dry beef bone, his expression became solemn.

There was a rustling sound behind him.

Rong Yun's heart skipped a beat and he quickly turned around. With a flick of his hand, the half-arm-long dagger at his waist unfolded with a "crash", and it suddenly became a long knife as long as an adult's arm. The cold light was overwhelming.

Then he saw Xiao Shenwei who was at a loss staring at the knife in his hand.

Xiao Shenwei: What should I do? My grain reserve is a little A, and I may not be able to handle it.

"Why did you come out? The wolves haven't gone far, and it's dangerous outside."

Xiao Shenwei looked at Rong Yun with sincere eyes: "I said, I will protect you."

However, his mind has already flown to beef bone soup and mushroom bone soup noodles.

He looked at the huge skeleton and licked his mouth.

... How much bone broth can this boil!

Maybe it was because his eyes were too hot, Rong Yun also sensed Xiao Shenwei's true intentions.

He said helplessly behind Xiao Shenwei: "These bones can't be boiled."

Xiao Shenwei: "Why?"

Rong Yun: "There is wolf's saliva on it."

Xiao Shenwei: "..."

mouth area.

Perhaps Xiao Shenwei's resentment was too deep, and Rong Yun promised to make bone soup noodles for him when he arrived in Daxing, which made Xiao Shenwei's dark head dissipate a little.

They avoided the direction where the wolves' footprints left, and walked cautiously through the wilderness.

Then Xiao Shenwei, who has been staying in the safe zone since the end of the mourning period and exchanged life resources for the wounded by healing, started the harassment mode.

A lizard crawls by.

Xiao Shenwei: "Is it delicious?"

Rong Yun: "It's not delicious."

A sand snake swims by.

Xiao Shenwei: "Is it delicious?"

Rong Yun: "... poisonous."

Xiao Shenwei: "I am a zombie." Maybe you are not afraid of poison?

Rong Yun: "...a zombie has been poisoned to death."

Xiao Shenwei: "Good eight."

A row of scavenging birds flitted across the sky.

Xiao Shenwei: "Is it delicious?"

Rong Yun: "..." Are you serious?

Until a tortoise the size of a heavy truck wheel slowly crawled past.

Xiao Shenwei didn't speak, but looked at Rong Yun quietly.

Rong Yun nodded with difficulty.

"!" Xiao Shenwei's eyes lit up.

"But the shell of this thing is too hard to kill. I haven't killed it before and don't know how to deal with it." Rong Yun said.

Then he watched Xiao Shenwei pull the handbrake neatly for him and jumped out of the car.

After a burst of dust outside the car, a zombie surnamed Xiao walked out of the smoke, dragging the tortoise whose shell had been torn apart violently and stared at it.

Xiao Shenwei: "It's done."

Rong Yun: ...

He looked at the tortoise and felt that he was as desperate as the tortoise.

Finally, Xiao Shenwei, who was forcefully dragged into the car by Rong Yun, sat in the seat and thought for a long time.

...Have I been forcibly degraded by the zombie virus recently?

I always feel like my brain is not enough.

Xiao Shenwei felt a little flustered when he thought of those ordinary zombies who had almost no brains and only knew how to hunt around with their weak consciousness.

He turned his head and pulled out a piece of paper from the storage box in front of the car, took a pen and began to write and draw.

Rong Yun: "...what are you doing?"

Xiao Shenwei didn't look up: "I'm doing Sudoku."

See if you are really being stupid.

Rong Yun: "?"

Good zombies, how can you say they are crazy... wait, didn't you just say this not long ago?

Let's not mention the various things in the car for the time being.

In the end, they didn't bring the poor tortoise into the car, but rode across the yellow sand, making the tortoise's face covered in car exhaust.

Although, the tortoise's body was already completely cold.

The noon sun scorched the earth, and even the air near the ground was distorted by the rising heat.

The tortoise's bloody smell attracts predators in the wilderness.

A small group of hyenas came up to tear their prey, and scavengers circled the sky, hoping to catch some leftovers when the hyenas dispersed.

These hyenas ran out of the zoo after the end of mourning, and after alienation, they have bred a small group.

In this era, it is not surprising that there are any animals in the wasteland.

To some extent, alienated beasts are surprisingly adaptable to the environment.

However, just behind the sand slope not far from the hyena herd, a white figure was staring at the tortoise surrounded by the herd, salivating.

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Fried tomato and potato chips today.

eating

Mom: Hey, I heard that tomatoes cannot be fried with potatoes.

Me: why?

Mom: It will lose nutrition.

me: so?It's over if it's delicious. Is it important to be nutritious or not?

Mom ignores me

Then she took a big bite of the dish.

emmmmm I don't think there's anything wrong with it, it's over after it's delicious?