【Bottle Evil】Arranged Marriage

The surname Zhang is a common surname. In short, it is a bad street. Six of the ten people who were thrown by a brick had the surname Zhang. It is impossible to think of someone with the same name.

And the old Zhang’s family is very troublesome. They still have a genealogy. Born to be an uncle.

His family members are neither too many nor too few. Dozens of people have almost taken up good names. Zhang Qiling specially brought back the genealogy, and it is better not to repeat the words as much as possible.

Our family doesn’t have much talent for naming. From the names of my father’s three brothers and me, we can see that although the first poor and the second white or the three provinces alone are very educated, but I once heard that my grandfather Wu Lao Comrade Dog said that his original intention was that his family was already poor, so he had to save a little to have three sons.

I also have no right to laugh at the previous generation. The combination of me and my child's father's name is like a rural funeral ceremony. What is going on with this family is strange.

Knowing that I was troubled by the name, the third uncle didn't take it seriously. After all, he is also a member of the family. He thinks it can be called Haiyu, which sounds more than a year.

This name is already very rubbish, but I didn't expect that such a rubbish name would be repeated. Zhang Qiling said that there is already a Zhang Haiyu in their family tree, so they can't be called fish.

Fuck it, you can't call my cub a fish without me, he actually checked my genealogy seriously, what an unreliable old man.

I decided not to hand over the right to name to Zhang Qiling. Their family names are amazing. If they have rules, why is there a name called Qianjun Qianma in the genealogy? Can this fucking be considered a personal name?The names of their previous generations were quite normal, but the names of the later descendants of the outer room became more and more deviant.

After searching for a long time, I finally found an orange with the word Cheng that no one uses, but there is one called Zhang Haicheng. I don’t know what kind of orange it is.

Cheng means that the water is very clear, and Haicheng also has a good meaning. Zhang Qiling has no opinion, so we decided to call the first cub Zhang Haicheng. The nickname can be Chengcheng, or Chengzi, which sounds nice.

As a life assistant, Amy is very responsible for the healthy development of the cubs.She believes that the first rule of children's education is that a harmonious family with parents has good educational significance for cubs. She doesn't know where to get a lot of photos and made a photo wall in my living room.

She said that after the cubs are born, they can see the love trajectory of their parents.You can also play some prenatal education music. Prenatal education is a very metaphysical thing. It is better to do it than not to do it well.

Photos are indeed a very magical thing, they can show scenes that are completely different from the state of mind at that time. Actually, there are not many photos of me and Zhang Qiling, but Amy can retouch the pictures into various affectionate looks.

Not only that, but she also gave me a Polaroid to record the growth of the cub so I can pin it on the wall.

I didn't like to take pictures at first, and besides, my stomach is not as big as others, and I can't tell it through thick clothes. I don't know what to take, so I just took a few random photos and posted them.

Maybe in the eyes of Lao Zhang, my daily life with him is exactly the same as this wall. He traded the EQ of the tenth life for the IQ of this life. I’m not bragging. If he had changed his partner, he might have been murdered for money. up.

Because I can often stay until I post on Moments in the middle of the night, under Amy’s strong protest, I started to sleep with Lao Zhang and get up together. After the normal work and rest, the acne on my face is much better. It seems that I really stayed up late. of.

"But Little Red Riding Hood doesn't know, the big bad wolf is already waiting in the house..." Zhang Qiling read the storybook in a straight voice, just looking at his expression as if he was reading about some important national event.I yawned and patted my stomach, and Lao Zhang held my hand, telling me not to interfere with the baby listening to the story.

These story books are also given by Amy. Reading story books to babies is a step that novice fathers should get used to.But reading a picture book to a kid should be full of voice and emotion. Zhang Qiling’s reading sounds like SIRI to me. If so, why not let SIRI read it directly.

I thought it was boring for him to read, so I made things difficult for him by deliberately blocking some of the words in the storybook.However, this kind of simple storybook is not difficult for Lao Zhang, he probably memorized it at a glance, and read it down as if nothing happened.

There are many versions of the story of the big bad wolf and Little Red Riding Hood, but no matter which version I think it is quite scary, digging out people from the belly of the big bad wolf is like a caesarean section.

After reading the storybook, Lao Zhang began to apply olive oil for me. It is said that it can prevent stretch marks, who knows.My cubs are growing fast because of eating Hesai, my belly has protruded a small arc, I feel like I am pregnant, but I have not been very fat, such a sudden growth, with thin white spots on both sides texture.

Zhang Qiling massaged me carefully, because some people said that if you rub your belly too hard in the late pregnancy, it is not good for the cub. Every time he oils it, he acts like a thief, and the cub stops immediately when he kicks.

I sniffed, the smell of olive oil was very fragrant, and I asked, "Will my stomach be like this after he is born?" What if I can't go back, then I can't go to the beach to swim?

"No, you don't have a scar constitution." Zhang Qiling kissed me, telling me not to think about it, how could my stomach not go back, the human body's recovery ability is very strong.

I am dubious, this kind of thing is hard to say, some people have a good physique, and they are as if they were not born after giving birth, and some people are not healthy, and they are as if they were not born after giving birth.

As for me, I have almost most of the reactions during pregnancy. I read pregnant women forums, and they all said that it will be very painful when the caesarean section recovers, and the pain is even more painful when breastfeeding. If the milk is blocked, it will be more painful. Grandma, I feel sorry for the cub.

Whether there is milk or not, I don’t really care about it. Anyway, Lao Zhang has a way to buy good milk powder. What can I eat to keep me from growing up? When I was young, I still drank rice cereal, so I still grew up.