Anecdote

There was a son of a rich family named Shao, who was just eighteen years old.Beautiful in appearance and soft in nature, he is an elegant person who likes to travel far and near, especially likes the clear mountains and lakes.

Later, even though his family business was in decline, he didn't worry about it, and spent all day playing in the mountains and rivers.

One day, Kesu Lake was in the early spring, everywhere was green and full of eyes, new peaches were blooming, and there were many boats on the lake.Shao Su likes the beauty of mountains and rivers, and feels warm in the sky. Flowers and trees of various colors are nearby, some with young leaves, or with stamens shy, all of which are very beautiful.And tourists come and talk together, there are scholars reciting poems near the lake, there are beauties peeping in their sedan chairs, and there are also shopkeepers who come, except for rouge and powder, and flowers around their waists.So happy and forget to return, lingering.

Now that you are alone, you don't realize that you have reached a shrine, the famous flower shrine, and the incense is flourishing. "But I have heard all the flowers in the world, but I have never seen the flower god come." Shao thought it was strange, and looked at it, and there were two or three clay sculptures of women on the seat, all beautiful, some holding peach branches, or holding red apricots.One of them was dressed in full clothes and covered his face with a gauze. I don't know his appearance, but his eyes are full of autumn water, which seems to be passionate.

Shao stared at it for a long time, becoming more and more surprised. He searched for someone from Chu'an and asked about the origin of the Flower God.Qiyun: "Once upon a time, there was a young man here. He didn't know his name or where he came from. He was fifteen or sixteen years old, and his demeanor surpassed his peers. He was afraid that people would mistake him for his purity, so he covered his face with a light veil. Although he knew poetry and books, he couldn't enter Learning, but love flowers like life, plant thousands of flowers in the house, different in spring, summer, autumn and winter. Later died of illness, when the neighbors heard the sound of drums and music in the sky, and also smelled strange fragrances, they saw beauties in mid-air bowed their knees to greet them Since then, those who cherish flowers have often been blessed by it, and those who destroy flowers have suffered minor misfortunes, which is very spiritual. Therefore, the name of the flower god has been passed down to this day, and a shrine was built to worship it. "

Hearing this, Shao Yi moved a little, and said to himself: "The clay sculpture is still so magnificent, if you can see the person, what will it be..." He went back to the temple and did not go for a long time.

Feeling regretful for a long time, he sighed to the God of Flowers: "Looking leisurely at Suhu Lake to know the warmth of spring, and entering the temple with the east wind. The new peaches on the branches should be beautiful, not as good as the Goddess of Flowers' half-down eyes." Return to the hostel without saying a word.

It was a night of drinking alone, and he went to bed in a daze. Meng Yi entered as a young man dressed up, covered his face with a light veil, and then his eyes were full of anger.Gradually approaching the couch, he hummed coldly a few times, saying to Shao, "You prodigal son, you don't worship in the temple, dare to offend with obscene words and courteous sentences?" Suddenly, he got up and replied, "I admire grace, so my words are close. I apologize for being abrupt, and I hope the God of Flowers will forgive me." He bowed, and then secretly looked at the young man, reluctantly.

"Ordinary people, you are so beautiful. If you want to see my face, so do you." The young man did not lift his veil, saying, "Forgive your first offense, and you will not be punished."

Going away suddenly, there is a fragrance of flowers in the room.

Shao woke up after a long time, like a dream but not a dream, so he went to bed and saw a peach blossom falling beside his feet. "If the God of Flowers hadn't come, how could there be such a thing?" Although he was happy, he was still disappointed, and he couldn't see the God of Flowers.

So he stayed up all night, and became obsessed with it in a single thought.

In the morning of the next day, instead of going to Xingge to have a banquet with friends, I approached the lake and entered the Temple of Flowers.Then, under the seat of the God of Flowers, someone put a new branch of peach, which was so red that it was about to drip.Shao was lost in thought, staring at the flower god for a long time, and said: "Last night, the wind blew open the double doors, and the flower god fell into a dream. Ordinary people also understand love, so how can a beautiful woman look forward to it?" Looking at it for a long time, seeing the sky was dark, Fearing that the wind and rain will suddenly blow up, Fangli will leave the temple.

In the middle of the night, I saw the God of Flowers appear again, sitting in the distance and scolding: "If you don't change it, I will bring disaster to you!" Shao smiled and replied: "How can you bear it when love comes? Love creates desire. The desire is extreme, so I can't help telling the truth, every sentence." Before he finished speaking, the young man became angry, but he knew that he was not a villain, and he only uttered lies, so he should not be harshly criticized. "You have such delusional thoughts...you don't know etiquette!" He said harshly, his cheeks were flushed, and he left in a hurry.

"The beauty is in front of me, I am a man, do you know how to be polite?" Shao whispered, and then laughed.

Since then, I went to the Flower God Temple every day, either gazing at the twilight, or writing poems of praise.He also donated thousands of gold for repairs, set up a screen, and often sprinkled ink, every word and sentence, all expressing emotion.

Showing up at night, I gradually became overwhelmed. Taking advantage of the east wind blowing one day, the flower god said: "Since you boast that you are infatuated, follow me into the Palace of Hundred Flowers."

When Shao heard his words, he happily went to the appointment, but the clouds gathered and his body was light, fluttering, not knowing where to go.In a short time, to a valley, the flowers are blooming like a brocade, and the palace looks like a lot of rich families.Entering layer by layer, passing through the corridor, there are dozens of beauties in the garden, sitting and talking with each other. "Flower God is back!" One of the pear blossom holders suddenly screamed, and when all the beauties heard it, they all stepped forward to greet the two of them.Shao also made a bow, without squinting, and regarded the beauty as nothing.

The Flower God asked suspiciously, "You are so pretty, why don't you like the people in my palace?"

"Although a beauty is beautiful, it is not enough compared to a flower god."

"Hmph! You don't know what I look like, so you're talking too much!" The Flower God walked towards the small pavilion in the garden, walking hurriedly, ashamed and angry.Shao didn't add any details, so he also went to the pavilion, sat opposite him, and said: "I don't see the real face, but the demeanor is also beautiful. I admire the god of flowers, not for sex."

Hesitating to talk, just two or three beauties served delicious food and wine, and said: "My sisters and flower gods are stopped in the palace. They are lonely and desolate. Now that you are here, please have a little wine and light rice." There are exotic flowers and herbs, all of which are delicious, far better than the things in the world.The flower god frowned and said, "What a distinguished guest! It's just a lunatic!" Then he poured wine and drank it himself.

The beauties covered their mouths and smiled and replied: "If it is not a distinguished guest, how can the God of Flowers dream every night? If it is a madman, send mandrills and wild ghosts, and they can all be chased away." After speaking, they went away lightly, with a sound like a silver bell.

Shao Yi laughed and said, "Is that true?"

"It's all lies!" Huashen got annoyed, got up and left.

At night, in Shaosu Palace, I suddenly heard a knock on the door, and it was the beauty of Xinghua.He said, "Follow me quickly to the residence of the Flower God." He hurried along the path, and after two quarters, he saw a rich family.Just as he was hesitating, the apricot beauty waved her sleeves, and the lock fell, and the door was half closed. "Go!" With another sleeve, he pushed Shao into the inner room, then locked the door tightly, and then he went proudly.

Shao Bufang has already entered the door, but he sees the screen surrounded by water vapor rising in it, as if there is a hot spring.Peeping at it, there is a large pool, in which the flower god bathes, her skin is as white as snow, and her nose is fragrant.But the veil on the face has gone, the eyebrows are picturesque, and the posture of a real celestial being.

When Cha Shao came, the Flower God was shocked and retreated to the pool: "How dare you enter my residence!" Shao undressed himself, dipped in the pool, and said, "I know the Flower God is interested, so I don't invite myself."

"It's nonsense! My, there are all kinds of beauties in my palace. They entered the world as flowers, and they were born as immortals. There are so many bed attendants, why do you need a man by your side!"

Hearing this, at first he was sad and silent, but later he showed his face and said: "Although I am a man, I can also be a woman." Then he got closer, and suddenly reached out to wrap his arms around his neck, and kissed him.

The flower god wanted to refuse, but he had never seen such a loving person before, so he was panicked and didn't feel indulged.As soon as I regained my senses, I have embraced Shao in my arms, and I am no longer determined. "Huh, I, I just pity you for a while, and I will allow you to sleep with you." Then we had a good time with him, very happy.

"I...um... how is it compared to the beauty in the palace...?" Shao blurted out, weeping.Hearing this, I couldn't bear it, and the flower god replied softly: "I don't know what it's like to be a woman, and I have never done this with a man. You are alone, and you will be extremely happy."

Shao was overjoyed, and shouted, "Let's kill me too!"

In the next few days, Shao and the flower god strolled in the garden, and the beauties whispered, "Where does this fragrance... come from?" The power of the flower god made Shao's body dyed with a strange fragrance, which lasted for a long time.The God of Flowers occasionally heard two or three words, and was very shy, and scolded: "At the turn of spring and summer, each of your flowers should go to its place, and you can't mess up the flowers in the world." Fang kept silent and scattered.

Shao couldn't stop laughing, saying, "It's my good fortune to receive the fragrance from the God of Flowers."

The cheeks became redder, the flower god snorted coldly, took it into his arms, and whispered in his ear: "I will definitely be pampered every night."

"If so... I am deeply grateful."

Then every night was lingering, for a long time, Shao didn't want to return, and the flower god didn't allow it.

Then he lived in the palace, and his nickname was: "Mrs. Flower God."