Anecdote

There is a school teacher in Su Township, who is pedantic and stubborn. People in his hometown often whisper to each other and nickname him "Mr. Shi", which means stubborn stone.In the last fifty years, his wife died, leaving only one son named "Zhongwen".He was taught ancient studies since he was a child, and his family law was very strict.

Once Zhongwen grew up, he was also in the village hall and taught more than ten village children.Because of his temperament like his father, he was named "Mr. Shi Xiao".The shape is very beautiful, but he doesn't like to make friends with others, and only poetry and books are companions.Although withdrawn, he still has a good reputation. Others look at him and say that he has a good birth. There are also unmarried daughters of the right age at home, who flock to him, willing to recruit him as a good son-in-law.

But the school teacher has always been arrogant, determined to find a daughter-in-law who is both talented and beautiful, so he is willing to accept the marriage.In this way, they studied for a long time, and waited for Zhongwen to be seventeen, but he could not marry.The Houshu teacher suddenly contracted a serious illness and died shortly after. He was buried with his wife.It takes three years to keep filial piety according to the etiquette. Fortunately, Zhongwen has no interest in love, and is more focused on teaching, regardless of marrying a wife.

One morning, Zhongwen strolled outside the courtyard and saw the blooming spring flowers. He went up along the stream and forgot to give lectures in the private school.Suddenly I saw a house with the door half closed, hidden by flowers and trees.When there is no wind, the double doors open slowly, and a strange fragrance flows out from inside.He suspected that it was the residence of an immortal, so he moved in, and the door suddenly disappeared.Then it's another world: but you can see the lush forests, the mountain flowers like brocade, and the sound of swallowing on the springs and rocks.Follow the fragrance further and further, gradually to the deep, and now the magnificent palace.There are dozens of palace maidens, all of whom are beautiful, singing while leaning against a tree, playing a zither, or reflecting water to hold makeup.

When Zhongwen came, they all gathered to watch.Another beautiful woman in green clothes came forward to salute and said, "Master has been waiting for a long time." Then she wanted to welcome Zhongwen in.Follow along, passing through layers of wealthy gates, all you see are treasures.To the main hall, the silver candles are shining brightly, very grand.The lord is a man in a Chinese robe, with a peerless appearance. He claims to be the King of Chu Min, and he is also a man in the fairy world.It is said that Zhongwen said: "It is the destiny to invite you here today." After he finished speaking, he waved to the side of the hall, and saw two or three Baiyu children coming laughing, all polite, and they opened their mouths and called "Mr." in unison.

Shocked by the words, Zhongwen refused repeatedly, with sweat on his forehead: "Fairy children are noble, why should we, ordinary people, teach them?"

King Min of Chu, with a half-smile, pointed at the two sons and told him, "These two sons are stubborn. They have talents and learning, but they have no integrity. Therefore, I have called you, gentleman, and I hope you can teach them carefully." He refused to say anything.

Zhongwen still looked distressed, and heard the king's words: "Wait for a while before sending someone to send you back. Otherwise, this place will be far away from the world, and you will lose your way if you don't know the way." After pondering for a long time, he had no choice but to Then should.So he lived there as a teacher, lived in the side hall, and devoted himself to teaching.The second son is really clever, but he likes to play and play, but Zhongwen treats him strictly with the pointer.

"Master Gai and his grandsons all have such temperaments." He sighed in a low voice, after several months, he hadn't read more than half of the book in his hand.

During this period, King Min of Chu often came and talked with him very happily.Zhongwen was delighted, he felt that although he was an immortal and king, he had a great understanding of people, and he was generous to himself, so he couldn't help thinking a little bit, like a fire crashing into the snow, and it melted into a pool of spring water.However, the family tradition is strict, and he is also a man, so he cannot exceed the rules.King Kuang Min was young and handsome, so he must have concubines by his side, and his second son Yingxiu was born.Thinking of this, Quan will deeply bury his admiration in his heart, not daring to reveal half of it.

After half a year like this, Zhongwen gradually felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't sit still all day long.It turned out to be the king of Chu Min, who was an upright gentleman, but when the two of them were alone, he often provoked them with chatter, hoping to have fun on the bed.Zhongwen was both ashamed and annoyed, he was ashamed and itchy at every turn, and he was annoyed that he was frivolous and provocative.

One day, it was late autumn, and Zhongwen couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. Seeing the moon outside the court was as bright as washing, he put on his clothes and got out of bed.Suddenly I heard footsteps approaching, and I couldn't dodge in time, I met a beautiful fairy: "It's a beautiful day, why do you walk around alone?" Busily got up from his arms, and after a few steps away, Fang said: "But... it's just a moment There is no reason to rise up." Then he opened the door and entered the hall to avoid it.

"Sir, you are like a stubborn rock, and you don't understand style." King Chu Min said with a smile, dressed in white tonight, he looked even more romantic.He stepped forward again, wrapping his arms around his waist, "I'm afraid it's cold beside the pillow, and it's hard to sleep well." The obscene words are only to tease those who think about it.

Zhongwen was terrified, but the scholar was weak and unable to refuse, but his cheeks were flushed, and he couldn't feel the tears in his eyes: "They are all men, although I am alone, but the king already has a wife and children, why recruit me!" One said, the other said. to go to the temple.

How could King Chu Min be willing to listen?Zao screened back to the left and right, hugged Zhongwen reluctantly, and whispered: "I have spiritual knowledge since I was a child, cultivate my body and cultivate my character, and don't associate with any men and women. The first lady is only for daily errands. The second son is also my nephew." He buried his head in Zhongwen's lips, rubbed them several times, and whispered softly: "I don't have a wife and concubine, but if Zhongwen promises, she will be my wife."

After a long time, Nai asked back: "Really?"

Without answering, she hugged her body to a soft quilt and warm pillow, undressed and went to bed.After the first test, Zhong Wenyou felt shy and shy, seeing Wang's greatness and strength, and felt flustered. "It doesn't matter, although I don't know human nature, there is a wonderful medicine." Then he took out the moisturizing ointment, which had a strange fragrance, rubbed it into his buttocks, it was rich and moist to the touch, and he was very happy.

Zhongwen didn't dare to look directly, but closed his eyes and bit his lip.However, Chu Min Wang Qiang led his hand, and it became a good thing.

"Mr. Shi Xiao's posterior orifice has been opened by me, and his whole body has turned into spring water." King Chu Min laughed loudly, getting more and more fierce, and sent more than a hundred times.Hearing this, Zhongwen blushed, his limbs were soft, and he felt refreshed all over his body, except for trembling.

So the two were reconciled and beautiful, and after their wedding, Zhongwen stayed here for a long time, forgetting everything in the world, and never returning.Only the second boy complained: "I was able to play truant before, but now my husband has become an aunt, wow! The discipline will be stricter in the future, and our lives will be miserable!"