Anecdote

Yan Sheng, son of a wealthy family in Changzhou, is beautiful in appearance but stupid in nature.On the [-]th and [-]th day of Gai New Year, one day I was sleepy and fell asleep. In my dream, I heard someone saying: "It's a pity that a good fate is for a fool, and the phoenix comes into the room with phoenix makeup." I woke up and gradually lost my spirituality. I didn't read poems and books, and I enjoyed flowers all day long. Chasing butterflies is fun.

Seeing this, the family rushed to see a famous doctor named Yan, and it was said that medicine and stones could save him.It is also impossible to invite monks.Fearing that he would be tempted by others and love evil, so he was strictly controlled and not allowed to leave home.

Everyone in the city whispered: "It should be the injustice of the previous life, and I will repay it in this life!"

Another family had a son, and then a young daughter, whom they doted on very much.The Yan family knew that they were suddenly dull, and wanted to make them get married as soon as possible, so they sent a matchmaker to take the meaning of "happy happiness" among the people.A certain family was afraid of the power of the big family, and because of their wealth, they agreed.However, her daughter is beautiful and slutty, and she has always had selfishness with her neighbor's son, so she ran away with them at night and disappeared without a trace.

The next day, his family called him in a panic, but they couldn't find him, so they knew that he was committing adultery.The father of the daughter was furious: "Birth of this daughter is really disgraceful to the family!" He fainted for a while, and soon died of shortness of breath.His wife was terrified and bedridden, weeping.

At that time, my daughter-in-law, Zhaolan, was studying abroad, and Wen's younger sister was married, so he returned.The wedding was approaching, and in a hurry, I persuaded with tears: "My sister and I are about the same age, and I dress up as a girl. It's hard to tell the truth from the fake."His mother didn't allow it, so she just covered her face and wiped her tears: "You are a man, why should you be ashamed of that son! The Yan family is powerful, if you come to criticize me harshly, let the old woman give up her life and plead guilty!" But Zhaolan said: "I heard The son of the Yan family is very stupid, marry him, and after the next year I will pretend to be sick, falsely claiming that I am sick and cannot stay for her, and ask for divorce and return home." It is a good thing to pretend to be an abandoned woman and observe the festival.

I begged again and again, seeing his persistence, his mother sighed and said: "My son has been dragged so far..." After that, she fell silent.

Zhaolan kowtows and pays homage, then goes to dress herself, and turns a handsome man into a beautiful woman.A few days later, Cai Yu greeted the door, and Zhao Lan came out with her head hanging down, as if shy, boarded the car to Yan's house, and brought in the red brocade.Under the flowers and candles, everyone looked at her, and she was so beautiful, she couldn't help whispering: "Blessed are the idiots!" But Yan gave birth, giggling and laughing, extremely stupid.

When worshiping in the hall, he doesn't know how to kneel or kowtow. There is no etiquette, and only servants push and pull.When the guests saw it, they couldn't help laughing.Zhaolan, this man, suddenly thinks back to the past and seems to have seen Yan Sheng once, and his demeanor was the same at that time, so he sighed.Instead of being ashamed and annoyed, he settled down hastily and entered the bridal chamber with Yansheng.

In the room, all the others left, and the other two looked at each other silently.Sitting on the bed of Hehuan, Zhaolan couldn't help laughing when she saw her clapping her palms and making a fuss, and sometimes shedding tears with a sad face.But Yansheng doesn't know what a wife is, nor does he understand human nature, so he just plays with you.He took the butterfly he had caught from his bosom, and said to Zhaolan, "You are white and beautiful!" Holding the butterfly to Zhaolan's eyes, "I give it to you, Feifei!"

"Fruit idiot!" Zhaolan took the butterfly in her hand, pitied her for her sudden illness, and met a fickle woman, so she played with her.Yan Sheng was very happy, and spread out his usual love on the bed, all of which were flying kites and windmills.It was a good night with festive candles, but the two of them looked like children, dancing and laughing until they were sleepy, and they fell asleep under the blanket together.

Get up early the next day to greet you. The Yan family knows that the son is ignorant of human affairs, and they are afraid that they will cause trouble last night.But seeing the elegant and elegant bride, saluting shyly, she was happy, and gradually she couldn't restrain her.For more than a month, Yan Sheng also loved her beauty and stayed with her forever.

Zhaolan secretly planned: "Although you are stupid, you have a pure nature, if I take care of him more and make him recover from his illness, it will be a good thing." Then he lured him with fresh fruits and snacks, and the sun did not come out, so he played with Yansheng , And took the opportunity to teach him to distinguish characters and read.Chu Yan was restless and couldn't concentrate. Seeing Zhaolan's eyebrows and cold eyes, she was flustered for a moment, and said repeatedly: "You are not angry! Don't be angry!" After speaking, she acted cutely.Although Zhaolan is a man, he is more beautiful than his younger sister in women's clothing. When the opportunity comes, she holds Yansheng's hand and sits at the table, saying: "If you can write an article, I will not be annoyed."

Since getting married, Yan Sheng has gradually recovered and can understand human language.So he didn't dare to move rashly, and murmured in his mouth, only one word to read the book.Picking up the pen again, the four bodies have been stubborn for a long time, the hands are shaking like a sieve, and the ink drops tremble on the paper.With tears in his eyes, he wanted to cry but did not cry, fortunately Zhaolan comforted him, stroked his cheek gently and said: "Slow down, there is no need to rush." ​​Then she took her hand and taught her strokes carefully.

Since I play every day, I read poems and essays in my spare time, and sit side by side.Zhaolan personally washed it, adjusted her clothes, and pretended to be an idiot.Yansheng is beautiful in appearance, and he is used to whispering to Zhaolan's ear, coquettishly coquettish, which is more touching.A heart of iron and stone must also be turned into softness. Kuang Zhaolan first cherishes her talent and appearance, and pities her illness.

Years later, Yan recovered from illness and was still an intelligent person. His parents were overjoyed, knowing that they were not humane, they urged the two to consummate their marriage.However, Zhaolan is not a woman, how can she sleep with her?Then he felt depressed and remained silent.Yan Sheng didn't know the reason, so he asked more questions, but couldn't understand.

One night, before Yansheng returned, Zhaolan sat alone facing the moon, crying uncontrollably: "You should leave as soon as possible, and you must not drag your husband down." Then she planned how to leave under the pretense of illness and never return it.When Qia Yansheng heard the words, she was shocked, hugged and asked anxiously, "Why do you say divorce! I marry you as my wife, with one heart and one mind, and I will never love others." Zhaolan was ashamed and ashamed. She dared not speak out and lied. Said that he had been exposed to cold when he was young, and it was difficult for him to extend his descendants.

Yan Sheng became more and more angry: "Who am I? Although I have done many stupid things before, I know that I must not abandon my good wife. Even if I have no children, I just ask you to be by my side." Not knowing how to respond, Zhaolan refused repeatedly, and gradually choked up. Can't speak, only weep.Half the salary, calming down his anger, Yan Sheng lowered his eyebrows and sighed: "Could it be that you have long been interested in other young handsome young men, but you are afraid that my Yan family will become powerful..."

"Only the one who pleases you!" He blurted out his answer, and suddenly realized that his cheeks were flushed.

"I knew that you were not a daughter of a certain family, but I still remember that we met once." Yan Sheng touched Zhaolan's body with his hands, and felt that the bones were slippery and tender, and he couldn't bear it, so he leaned forward.

It was a warm night.

He frankly told his parents, they were both shocked and angry, and wanted to break the entanglement between the two.But seeing Zhaolan, Yan Sheng was suddenly as stupid as before, and laughed wildly again.But the newly bought concubines, instead of being unable to enter the house, were almost scratched by the students and ruined their appearance, crying unceasingly.The parents couldn't do it, so they sent someone to find Zhaolan, so that his mind could recover.After some discussion, I finally couldn't bear to see the two of them haggard, but they remained silent.

That night, his parents dreamed of a person saying: "Male makeup is not the original intention, and now idiots are looking for a good relationship." Not to mention it can't be stopped, it's all a predestined marriage, which alarmed the fairy to entrust a dream.So the matter of brother marrying for sister was completely erased, and it was only as if Yan Sheng had to marry a good wife.Hou Yan gave birth to an adopted son from a side branch of the family, and raised him with Zhaolan to inherit the family business.

When the people in the city heard about it, they all said, "What kind of enmity are you talking about? It's just a good couple!"