Birth of an actor

""Blood Together" had better be released quickly, I'm fed up with this movie, it's like a virus, infecting everyone into idiots."

"Sorry, we won't go down until we make enough money, and now we have [-] million dollars." After a pause, William looked at the camera and asked, "Did he include himself in the 'everyone' he said? "

"William Bradley is a bitch, the kind of little white-faced vampire only a bitch would like."

"I'm pretty sure that a significant portion of the film's half-billion-dollar box office was paid for by men."

David Letterman mouths exaggeratedly at the camera in the corner: "Look at-his-ab-muscles!"

"People ask me why I hate William Bradley, I don't know, I just hate him."

"Good reason, completely irrefutable." William nodded at this comment: "Everyone has the right to hate others."

"God, I'm sick of everyone sucking William Bradley's dick. "

"I haven't had enough yet." William shrugged.

Seeing that William stretched out his hand to the last piece of paper, the photographer hastily aimed the lens at William's face, refusing to let go of any subtle changes in expression.He knows what the last sentence is, and that's what shines through all the comments.

"SUCK MY COCK."

CBS cameras can attest that a crack appeared in William Bradley's immaculate mask at the moment of seeing the last piece of paper, but he read the words that would put all decent people to shame When speaking short sentences, the voice is extremely calm, as if the meaning of the short sentence is not "suck me" but "hello".

The 3000 million viewers who actively choose insomnia in the middle of the night can also testify that after the short sentence of shame, William Bradley's lips that seemed to be stained with rose petals chuckled and spit out a: "No."

Obviously it was a hot part, the last star who read a vicious comment on "The Late Show with David Letterman" almost cried, and the last one tore up all the papers and swears directly in front of the camera, and For William Bradley, his counterattacks were either high fives or hilarious, and some words were said by him as if they were flirting. It is doubtful whether the blush and heartbeat that tease others is his natural skill.

"We have done several episodes of this kind of program, and your reaction is the most interesting. I think you should be able to do my job even if you are required to do it." David Letterman clapped and said: "And the reason why Adding such a link in the show is because I want to say to those who hurt people casually, those cruel words that come out of your mouth and write on your hands, they will be heard and seen, star In essence, they are ordinary people like us, if you want to curse something next time, you might as well think about this—"

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"The reporter from CNN photographed you getting off a very cool Lamborghini the day before yesterday. The car that Victor drove Emma to and from school in the movie "Blood" is very similar, isn't it—"

William nodded: "That's right, that's the car that appeared in the movie, and it's also my new car."

David Letterman looked curious: "Did you use your private car as a shooting prop?"

"No, this car is actually sponsored by Lamborghini. They repainted the car specially for the movie to make it more like a vampire. The two red lines on the front of the car are the finishing touch. Without them, I would It felt like a Batmobile. Lamborghini would have taken the car back when the movie was done, but I loved it so much that I bought it."

"I don't know how to describe how I feel right now." David Letterman shook his head, pointing at William's whole body: "You wear a three-piece suit, you are handsome, you are a movie star with a salary of tens of millions, You throw a party on a cruise ship and Lamborghini custom builds a car just for you! Man, I'm going to hate you too."

Putting on a lifeless expression, David Letterman said in an exaggerated tone: "God, what did I do wrong, why should I be punished like this?"

Everyone laughed, and the camera even captured half of the photographer's shoulders shaking.

"Shakespeare in Love got you an Academy Award nomination right? It's the second year in a row you've been nominated for an Oscar. Last year Titanic was annihilated in the acting category. It's a shame, do you think you'll be luckier this year?"

"This question is very difficult to answer." William made a distressed look: "Everyone loves your show, David, and I bet a lot of Oscar judges watched it too. If I answer 'Yes, I think I can Winner.', the judges were probably thinking, 'If the award is actually given to William Bradley, isn't there a suspense at all? We have to change people.' If I said, 'No, I don't think I can win an award myself.’ And the judges might be like, ‘Hey, this guy doesn’t even have that confidence, he’s definitely not the guy we’re going to choose for.’—wouldn’t that be terrible.”

"Once again you've left me speechless, ok let's talk about your current and future movies, how is Fight Club going, there's some press saying you have a bad relationship with Brad Pitt , and didn’t even speak at all outside of filming, what’s going on here?”

"Actually, Brad and I have had several very in-depth exchanges, and we have never completely stopped talking. It's just that we usually talk less and talk more in private." In the eyes of others, William's smile is absolutely inexplicable: "We Also have a great working relationship and give it my all every time we have a co-camera.”

"I thought you guys were arguing about who is the most handsome man in the world." David Letterman was smiling happily, but suddenly, as if his throat was being choked, he fell into a weird silence.

William noticed David Letterman's strange eyes, not only him, but also the cameraman. The two people's eyes were shining, staring straight at William's head... the back?

What can be behind him?The sofa is next to the one-way bullet-proof glass, and beyond that is the deck. William instinctively glanced back. Seeing this, he immediately felt helpless—on the one-way glass, there were two With bodies hugging and kissing, the girl is one of the models invited to the party tonight, and the guy, William can recognize who he is just by looking at the back of his head.

Regardless of whether they didn't know that the glass in the cabin next to the deck was all one-way, or they knew it but couldn't help but forget it for a while, this is a big gift package, definitely a big gift package for the global news media.

——Maybe it was also a big gift bag for that girl.Whether she ends up on The David Letterman Show or not, there's always a talk show door open for her to see her on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" next week Tears about how coincidental her relationship came to light, and how the media flocked to her door was causing so much trouble in her personal life.

"David Letterman Show Directly Spotlights Leonardo DiCaprio Kissing His New Love" or "Those Hollywood Stars Who Were Captured by Cameras and Couldn't Announce Their Relationships", William even thought up the headlines for them .

What to do now?To knock on the glass to make those two people leave?No, most of the rooms on this cruise ship are soundproof and bulletproof. Let alone knocking on the glass, even if William yelled inside, the two people outside might not be aware of it.

"Can you turn off the camera?" he asked.

"No." David Letterman said, "If I turn off the camera now, tomorrow there will definitely be a lot of complaint calls to the station to scold me."

——David Letterman is not exaggerating. At this moment, in New York, Washington, Chicago, Los Angeles, Arizona, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Texas, and all over North America, there are indeed many viewers waving at the TV He threatened with his arm: "Hey David, you can't turn off the camera, and you can't change the lens deliberately, or I will definitely call CBS tomorrow to protest!"

Praying for you, Leo.William drank the dry Manhattan from his glass.

The only thing that is gratifying is that he has just been kissed by a group of Victoria's Secret supermodels, and his friend's rich private life was captured by the most popular talk show in the United States. He seems to be the spokesperson of Playboy. From my point of view, he probably also belongs to the category of flirtatious.

Is this a bad thing?not necessarily.

When you are seen as a playboy, no one wants to admit that you are not attractive enough to not be taken to bed. Are you in love with a man or a woman?How many relationships have you had?No one knows the truth except yourself.

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"Why wasn't I warned beforehand!" Leonardo DiCaprio looked like he was going crazy.

Bad things travel fast, and less than 10 minutes after William finished filming, rumors seemed to be circulating on board that Leonardo DiCaprio was making out with some hot model on deck, only to be caught doing the show The crew of "David Letterman's Late Show" is filming a real thing, and the news came from the outside world. It is said that at the moment Leonardo appeared on the national TV screen, many people on the cruise ship were shocked. The phone calls were buzzing, and countless media were seeking to verify the authenticity of this matter and the identity of the model.

And William stood at the front of the deck, and Leonardo DiCaprio walked towards him aggressively, which was the focus of everyone's attention.

As David Letterman said, celebrities are also ordinary people. On the one hand, they suffer from being exposed and being discussed. On the other hand, when something very new happens in the social circle, it is as lively as A group of housewives get together to discuss the gorgeous new widow next door.

At least George Lucas, who was still discussing the script with William just now, stopped talking immediately, and greeted Leonardo DiCaprio enthusiastically, while using words he thought no one had noticed. Gossip eyes quietly looked at Leonardo: "Leo, your complexion is a bit bad, are you okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Hi, George." Leonardo DiCaprio gave George Lucas a not-so-warm hug: "I don't think anyone can help with my troubles, but thanks anyway."

"Hah, Peter is over there, he's waving at me, let me go over." After realizing that Leonardo and William had a topic that was inconvenient for a third person to talk about, George Lucas wanted to talk to Peter · Jackson walked away on the grounds of chatting.

"I thought you at least carefully read the instruction manual issued when you boarded the ship, but now is not the time to worry about it." William picked up a glass from the wine table and handed it to Leonardo: "Think about how to minimize the impact as much as possible." Bar."

Leonardo took it and took a sip, frowning and staring at the glass: "Punch? Hey, what are you doing with this juice drink for me? I need a stronger one. Give me a glass of whiskey."

Although there is a word for wine, the alcohol content of punch wine is very low, because it is flavored with soda water, fruit juice and carbonated drinks, just add a little wine or distilled spirits at the bottom, it is more popular among women, men If you keep using it as a drink, it will be considered not bold enough.

"Excessive alcohol consumption will make your head dizzy and your IQ will drop. When we finish sailing, there will definitely be hundreds of reporters squatting in the port. Do you want to be photographed by them drinking crazy? Or with you last time Drunk in a bar and caught by the paparazzi, put your coat over your face and think that no one will recognize you? Jesus, I still blush when I think about it now, I have never seen such self-deceiving paparazzi methods .”

"God, you said I don't want to get off the boat." Leonardo DiCaprio drank the juice wine in his glass in one breath: "What does George Lucas want you to do? Do you want to invite You play Anakin Skywalker?"

Anakin Skywalker, perhaps Star Wars fans are more familiar with his other name: Darth Vader.

Darth Vader is the most tragic and contradictory character in "Star Wars". In the first two parts of the "Star Wars" trilogy, he is the military leader of the Galactic Empire and the biggest villain in the Star Wars series , the most trusted subordinate of Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. He was ruthless and murderous. He almost slaughtered all the Jedi Knights in the entire galaxy. Princess Leia, but in the third part, the plot of the movie suddenly took a shocking turn. It turns out that Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia are both Darth Vader's own flesh and blood, and the reason why Darth Vader decades ago Falling from a Jedi knight to the dark side and becoming a black warrior is precisely because he heard the news of the death of his wife who was pregnant with twins after his mother died, and was lured by the dark side to fall because of great fear and grief.At the end of the main story trilogy, Darth Vader assassinated Emperor Palpatine in order to save his son Luke, completely dispelling the darkness that shrouded the entire galaxy.

Darth Vader can be said to be a character that all Star Wars fans love and hate. Because of its tortuous and tragic fate, it has always been one of the most popular Star Wars characters in the hearts of movie fans—otherwise George Lucas has now filmed a Star Wars prequel, and won't cast Anakin Skywalker as the main character - in the more than 20 years since the first "Star Wars" was released, countless movies, TV and even Even animation works pay tribute or spoof him, especially the famous phrase "I am your father!", which is paid tribute to on the big screen every few years.

William also has a very good impression of "Star Wars". He and Lance used to hold a toy lightsaber when they were young, pretending to be Jedi knights and fighting around, and simulated the "swish" sound of the lightsaber in their mouths. He still has a Lego Star Wars set in his attic storage room, along with several Hasbro Star Wars-themed toys from the 80s.

It may be a bit ridiculous to say that William still wants an original lightsaber, and he plays Anakin Skywalker?He would be very happy if the script was suitable. This was what he and George Lucas were talking about just now, but because they hadn't seen the script yet, the two just chatted tentatively.

"George did mention it, but the main thing was that he invited me to the premiere of the first prequel movie in May, and he said if I went, he would give me the original lightsaber that was used in filming, and I couldn't say no This." After getting the lightsaber, William can give it to Lance. William knows that Lance definitely didn't throw away that childish Lego set. He used his cruise ship and gave him a lightsaber. This is a good deal. Lost, right?

"Damn it, I want a lightsaber too!" Leonardo DiCaprio was upset at first, and then a little annoyed: "George Lucas will definitely not give it to me."

"Why do you say that?"

"Because he asked me to star in the prequel last month, but I turned it down. Because I already agreed to Spielberg for a film, which coincided with the shooting schedule of the prequel, and I'm not you, Will, I didn't As hard as it is, Spielberg also doesn't like the fact that his lead actor has another film contract on his back while he's filming."

Leonardo drank the wine in his glass again, his eyes just fell on a certain place, and he made an extremely depressed voice: "Look over there, Will, that damn reporter you brought is already interviewing my new scandal girlfriend."

"It's not my fault," William said. "It's not me who can't help but flirt on deck."

Leonardo DiCaprio stared at William angrily for three seconds, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "I came up with an idea, a good one that can divert all eyes and all reporters' cameras away from me." idea."

Given that he is currently the only human being standing beside Leonardo DiCaprio, William felt an inexplicable sense of crisis in his heart.

"What idea?" he asked.

"Just create a bigger scandal." Leonardo said joyfully, then found a spoon from the dining table, knocked on the empty wine glass in his hand, and after a few crisp sounds, the people on the deck Everyone turned their gazes over.

Leonardo DiCaprio cleared his throat: "Ladies and gentlemen, mostly single ladies, it's been a long night, how about we play a game?"

"What game?" A group of movie actresses hovering around the C or D-list responded enthusiastically.

"The cruise ship is heading back now, and it will be near the port not far away. Jumping into the sea and swimming back to the shore from here is definitely not a problem for good players—" Leonardo DiCaprio slowly revealed his mystery.

A bad premonition gradually rose in William's heart.

"—let's have a swimming competition, Will will jump from here, whoever can catch up with him before reaching the shore, he will be his!"

After the crowd was quiet for a second, there were excited screams and the sound of men applauding and booing.

"good game!"

"How long can you have Will? Twenty-four hours?"

"I want to participate!"

"And I!"

"Jump, jump, Will!"

Amidst the din, there was also the voice of CBS host David Letterman urging his assistant: "Turn on the camera! Turn on the camera! Our next show has a hot spot!"

"Ding Ding Ding!"

The crisp sound of the wine glass again attracted Leonardo to turn his head, but before he turned around, he felt his clothes being grabbed by someone, and the person who grabbed him, William Bradley, was about to Shouting to the men and women on the deck who were about to move, the lack of sound and content made Leonardo DiCaprio confused from head to toe: "There is only one prize for me, it is too unfair to the ladies participating in the game , So I decided, good brothers want to share together, Leo will jump from here with me!"

"No! I don't dance!!" Leonardo screamed: "I'm not good at swimming!"

"I know, so I brought you a swimming ring." Under Leonardo's desperate gaze, William smiled and said, "Didn't you say that you were afraid that reporters would surround you at the port? Getting lost is a good way to avoid them."

"No! I don't jump! I'd rather be photographed by reporters!" Leonardo struggled desperately.

But it is already late.

An orange swimming ring was being held in William's other hand, and he gently hung it around Leonardo's neck. Leonardo, struggling desperately with his limbs, jumped from the bow amidst the screams of the ladies.

Leonardo DiCaprio let out a terrible scream as he fell.

"I hate water! Will! I hate you!"