Everyone I kiss falls in love with me [Interstellar]

When Osmanthus Yu returned to the apartment rented by the team, it was past one o'clock in the middle of the night.

His clothes were disheveled, he even put on the wrong shoes in a hurry, and actually put Ye Xing's shoes back on.

Captain Zhang Si was eating instant noodles with two teammates to watch the football game, and found that Osmanthus osmanthus had returned. Team Zhang smiled and said, "Where did Xiao Yu go to play again? Do you want to eat late at night?"

Yu Osmanthus walked over, sat down on the sofa next to Captain Zhang, and said, "No, I'm exhausted, and the instant noodles are so greasy, do you have anything refreshing?"

Wearing glasses, Yao Sanxia, ​​who was newly added to the team, leaned over to Yu Guixi and said, "Yes, yes, Brother Yu, I bought watermelon and grapes when I came today. Do you want some?"

When Yu Osmanthus returned to the team, she didn't have the kind of goblin-like charm she had when she was in front of Ye Xing, but her small waist and lazy posture were enough to attract attention.

He casually lay on the sofa and nodded, with his feet up on the coffee table, watched the game with a few teammates, and said while watching, "I ran into Ye Xing at the bar just now."

Team Zhang was still watching the TV seriously, but he was kicked by another teammate before he realized it and said, "What?! What are you doing at the bar?"

Osmanthus Yu said: "Captain, you've got the point wrong. I said, I met Ye Xing."

"Then?" Team Zhang frowned and said, "Xiao Yu, you know, our work is very dangerous, although most of it was a false alarm, but Ye Xing's case is not simple, you'd better not be like You acted on your own like that before, I know you are very smart and capable, but you have to give us little rookies some room to express yourself, right?"

Team Zhang said, pointing to the newcomer Yao Sanxia, ​​who was coming out of the kitchen with neatly cut watermelons.

Yao Sanxia heard Team Zhang say her name, quickly put the watermelon on the tea table, helped her black-rimmed glasses with her hands, and said, "It's nothing, I don't understand anything now, I want to be more like Yu Yu." You should study."

Osmanthus Yu raised an eyebrow at Dui Zhang, then stroked Yao Sanxia's soft chestnut hair, and said, "You're really obedient."

Yao Sanxia, ​​a young rookie, was so intoxicated by his idol's dog-like petting that he almost didn't wag his tail.

Team Zhang was helpless, very suspicious that this newcomer was not a high-achieving student who graduated from a college, but a pet concentration camp, and said: "Then you have to be obedient to me, don't always get close to those suspects, this time the superiors even sent someone Come to support us, remember to pick up the other party tomorrow."

"Who?" Osmanthus Yu was very strange. Generally speaking, although there are few people in their department, they all have their own areas of expertise, and they can completely handle any case that has something to do with creatures outside the earth.

"The one sent by the superior is from Kewei." Team Zhang took another mouthful of instant noodles, drank the soup, and said while wiping his mouth, "The surname is Fang, you can call him Police Officer Fang."

Osmanthus Yu frowned slightly, reflexively upset when she heard this surname.

"Why am I the one to pick it up?" Osmanthus Yu raised her chin to the young novice beside her. The newcomer immediately took a piece of watermelon for Osmanthus Yu and fed it to her mouth. Osmanthus Yu opened her mouth and bit On the tip, then took it and held it by myself, saying, "Isn't there an on-site inspection tomorrow? I don't have time."

Team Zhang smiled, looked at Osmanthus Yu subtly, and said, "It's useless for you to tell me. The person who asked you to pick it up by name may be another fan of yours."

Yu osmanthus has not reached the level of legend in the elite group, but it is almost the same, because she has a good appearance and good eloquence. Every time she acts alone casually and finds some key clues. Out of paranoid curiosity, two years ago, he caught the recorded serial murderer who had been on the run for decades, and during the pursuit, he discovered that the murderer was actually a star thief who had been hiding on the earth for an unknown amount of time. .

Later, the star thief was transferred there to be imprisoned by the Kewei star, and was sent to the interstellar court on the other side of the universe further away.

Of course, Yu Osmanthus didn't participate in the following story, he just caught the star thief himself, and he didn't even see the star thief's real appearance.

It had to be said that he was not at all curious about other stars in the universe, so as long as it was a case about the Kewei stars, Police Officer Yu Osmanthus was as excited as if he drank some strange potion.

Because of that incident, Osmanthus Yu gave speeches in many schools, just standing there casually, sitting on the table and smiling, that was the scene where a large number of students were very eager to work with him.

Yao Sanxia is one of them.

But Osmanthus Yu himself didn't pay much attention to these things. Hearing Team Zhang's words, he spit out the watermelon seeds and said, "That's too lazy to go, little newcomer, will you find out tomorrow?"

The young rookie Yao Sanxia watched Yu Guihua get up from the sofa and walked to the door of her room, nodded and assured, "Okay! I'll leave it to you!"

Team Zhang rolled his eyes, while Osmanthus Yu shrugged and walked into her room, and then locked the door with a soft sound.

He threw the leftover melon rind into the trash can, took off his clothes and walked into the bathroom, looked at his lips that seemed to be bitten, and said to himself: "Oh, what a pity."

It's a pity that I finally found something that suits my appetite but I don't let myself eat it.

But Yu Guixi's tone was not very disappointed. He looked at himself in the mirror with a light smile, expressing that in the pleasure of enjoying and finding out the truth, of course the latter is more interesting.

The cat and mouse game is really the game in the world that he enjoys the most besides exploring how many advanced civilizations there are in the universe.

Yu Osmanthus and his team arrived here today, so Ye Xing didn't know him, but Yu Osmanthus had done enough homework, observed Ye Xing for a whole day, and found no loopholes at all, and the more he looked at this person, the more After wanting to drag someone into bed, he made a major decision, that is, to give Ye Xing one of the limited exchange places, which is also the first one in so many years.

As long as in the subsequent investigation, Ye Xing shows a little flaw, or shows signs of fleeing, or when the case cannot continue because there is not enough evidence, he can use it...

This ability no one knows.

Well, thanks also to that bastard who gave me this ability.

Osmanthus fragrans slightly covered her black pupils with her eyelashes, touched her lips with her fingertips, and wiped away the traces of blood from the wound: "Thank you so much, Fang Yu."

Fang Yu, this person is police officer Yu Osmanthus osmanthus, the neighbor's kid when he was young, who pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger, all kinds of pretending to be pitiful, acting cute and mysterious to arouse his curiosity, and then he had an affair with him in high school. They were together, but they left as soon as they said they would. Before they left, they cried and said they wanted to leave good memories for each other, and described Yu Osmanthus fragrans first love with his hands.

Well, the bastard's first love who has never been heard from since.

Osmanthus Yu said that she had completely forgotten about this person, and at most she would occasionally thank the other person for the ability she left behind for her—swapping souls with the person she kissed for half a day.

Like now:

"I'm living a good life. If I couldn't waste this ten-time soul exchange ability, I would have been out of the order a long time ago."

After finishing her very calm daily conversation with herself, Osmanthus Yu started to take a bath, and fell asleep after coming out of the bathroom.

He has to get up early tomorrow to surprise Ye Daxing, who was left by him in the hotel and locked in the bathroom, and see what the big star's expression is when he sees that the almost indescribable person is a police officer who wants to investigate him.

But having said that, Ye Daxing is really very predictable at a close look, and he is also tough everywhere when he touches it. It must be more interesting to strip off... Tsk, it's too early.

With such a small regret, Officer Yu Osmanthus fell asleep.

In his dream, he found that he seemed to be floating in mid-air, with the earth behind him, and a lot of strange aliens in front of him. Among them was a Western dragon wearing a suit and tie, and proposing to himself with flowers in his paws.

Osmanthus Yu refused, he ran and ran, but for some reason, the dream changed, and he found himself wrapped in the arms of the handsome dragon wings of the giant dragon, and there was no way to escape.

Can't even breathe...

The next day, Yu osmanthus woke up abruptly. She was frightened awake by the dream, but she completely forgot what dream she had had after waking up. Instead, she found that she didn't know how to sleep in the middle of the night because of her awkward sleeping position. It all ran to the neck, and then curled up into twists, so no wonder he felt that his breathing was not smooth!

Inexplicably feeling that it is not suitable to travel today, Osmanthus osmanthus went out to join Team Zhang and the others while exercising her body. Everyone was waiting next to the police car downstairs. As soon as Osmanthus yu was about to walk over to say hello, she saw the tall slender man standing next to the newcomer Yao Sanxia. youth.

That pale skin, slightly curly black hair, cold eyes...

Osmanthus Yu frowned slightly, already having a premonition in her heart.

Team Zhang smiled and waved at Osmanthus osmanthus Yu and said, "Come here, Xiao Yu, and introduce you to Fang Yu, Police Officer Fang. In the future, you should help each other and cooperate well, you understand?"

Osmanthus Yu paused and looked at Fang Yu, who showed a deceptively perfect smile: "Brother Xiaoyu, long time no see."