Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

The career of an actor has a lot of glory in the past, but it requires a lot of hard work in the future, such as extremely strict dietary taboos.Many people have never eaten a staple food since their debut, and most of them say that they believe in Buddhism and are vegetarian when they go out to eat.

Actors are better, they can take the muscular route and make fans scream twice. Salmon, chicken breast, eggs, and a small amount of beef are still within the allowed range. Actresses are not good, and their faces are slightly more fleshy. It's just a round, fleshy face.If you are young, you can say that you are fat as a baby. If you can’t lose weight before the age of 30, you will have no way to meet people.For example, Deng Yixiao, who is very familiar with Feng Xiao, was a fitness-loving girl when she debuted. After she became popular overnight, everyone was very dissatisfied with the muscles under her leather pants, and there were many discussions, as if she would be tied up if she had too much flesh. The singer's shame continued to the end of the world, forcing the girl to return to aerobic training from anaerobic training.

Feng Xiao didn't think she was very pitiful. He had seen Deng Yixiao wearing the dark blue long dress she had always dreamed of, standing on the podium with fairy air, holding his head high and his chest high. With long hair, she smiles so confidently and happily.For her, it's worth it, that's fine.

So, Feng Xiao and Xu Xiuyuan's late-night supper is far less romantic than eating skewers under the light bulb. There is neither fried chicken nor beer. The two of them can only boil vegetables and soy products in the private room of the chain hot pot restaurant.

"Can you eat spicy food?" Xu Xiuyuan, a man from Chongqing who loves spicy food, raised his head and asked.

"Um, I rely on my throat to eat, so, what, besides spicy, I don't eat much pork." Feng Xiao felt as if he was sitting on pins and needles and interrupted other people's interest, he was very embarrassed to move his butt on the mat.

Xu Xiuyuan thought about it, and chose yogurt for the drink, and a combination of white soup pot and tomato pot for the seasoning pot.

The two people are in full swing, and the two pairs of chopsticks are up and I go, so lively.During this period, the two people's mobile phones kept ringing one after another. Feng Xiao was thinking about the goose intestines that were about to be cooked in the pot, so he managed to free his hand to answer the call, and conveniently pressed the hands-free button.

At that moment, Feng Xiao recalled the fear of being dominated by Wang Xiaobing's voice.

"Hello?" In the next moment, Feng Xiao quickly fished out the goose intestines before Xu Xiuyuan, put them in his bowl contentedly, and put the phone in the corner farthest from him at the same time.

"My Uncle Feng, where did you go! Tell me anyway! Do you know how anxious I am! Did you see Xu Xiuyuan? Are you two safe?"

Inexplicably, Feng Xiao and Xu Xiuyuan looked at each other across the steaming hot pot, "Yeah, sit opposite me, um, I took away my tofu skin."

"I'm X!" Wang Xiaobing swears, and then uses extremely fast speech to describe how much psychological shadow the disappearance of Feng Xiao and Xu Xiuyuan has brought to their support staff.

"Taiye Lake! Taiye Lake! Do you know? After the two of you disappeared, some people said that you two were wandering by the lake. Brother Qian Yu sat on the ground when he heard that. He ran to the back of the Daming Palace and saw that there was no one by the lake. He thought You two threw yourself into the lake due to conflicts, and you just plunged into the lake to fish for someone!"

Feng Xiao felt very guilty, after all, Qian Yu often prepared all kinds of fruit, fat-free, yoghurt and sugar-free snacks for Xu Xiuyuan, and he got a lot of credit for following along. "Brother Qian Yu, it's okay, let him come up quickly, Xiuyuan and I will sit here properly." On the other end of the phone, Wang Xiaobing could be heard shouting into the distance, "Qian-yu-people-find - It's - here, come on - come on!"

After a while, Qian Yu could be seen sneezing and sniffing, and said in an extremely excited voice, "Xiuxiu! Are you okay! Are you okay!"

Xu Xiuyuan scalded the duck's blood calmly, and after a pause, he put his chopsticks flat on the bowl, took Feng Xiao's cell phone through the hot pot, and said calmly, "Hey, I'm fine, I'm eating outside, um, you don't have to come pick it up." Me, I'll go back by myself after eating." Feng Xiao waited in fear for a fierce dispute that might erupt at any time, but he didn't expect that the big waves of the Qiantang River, which he had been waiting for for a long time, would pass by so silently?

"By the way, go back and take a shower by yourself. I don't want to go back and see someone standing by my bed in a suit of water plants." Probably because Feng Xiao's shocked expression with his eyes wide open was too exaggerated, Xu Xiuyuan lowered his eyelashes, added something, and then said incomparably Hang up the phone calmly.

"Is this the end?" Feng Xiao managed to close his half-open mouth.

"What else?" Xu Xiuyuan glanced back at Feng Xiao strangely, as if all managers in the world should pamper a big star like this, making Feng Xiao really want to have a box of beer practiced on his head impulse.

"The screen saver of your phone is pretty good-looking, which female star is it, a bit unfamiliar." Xu Xiuyuan calmly picked up a large chopstick that Feng Xiao was thinking of.

"Cough, cough, cough," Feng Xiao coughed for a long time, and almost choked to death on the entertainment section because of being choked to death by sesame paste, becoming the No. 1 weird death method in the entertainment industry.

"Well, actually I don't know her very well. Qingzi, she took the initiative to strike up a conversation with me. Well, there was a chorus at the New Year's Eve party last time, so I took a photo with her. Later, I thought the composition and colors were pretty good... "Feng Xiao muttered, his voice getting lower and lower, Xu Xiuyuan didn't seem to listen at all, and changed the topic.

"You came out with makeup? I think your eyebrows are pretty good."

"Of course not!" Feng Xiao raised his eyebrows exaggeratedly, and even rubbed them with his hands, "My eyebrows are naturally in good shape, since I debuted, I basically just need to fix the shape."

"Oh," Xu Xiuyuan bravely scooped up fresh vegetables in the pot, "You are much better than Guangyao. Last time I went out to heat a hot pot with him, half of his eyebrows were scratched."

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the heart. In the second half, Feng Xiao kept thinking about what he meant, why I took a photo with Mu Qingzi so guilty, and when did he have dinner with Brother Guangyin so intimately? .Frowning for a while, sighing for a while, and giggling for a while, if Feng Xiao who looked like this was seen by Qian Yu who had just showered and wiped his hair, he would have gloated and said, "Brine and tofu, one thing is one thing, it deserves it!"

Feng Xiao, who harbored evil intentions, managed to finish his supper, and followed Xu Xiuyuan to the hotel. Under the lights, the two figures were not far apart, stretched longer and longer, and finally merged together.Feng Xiao, who was walking on Xu Xiuyuan's shadow, accidentally bumped into Xu Xiuyuan's body.

"It hurts, it hurts—" Feng Xiao rubbed his straight nose bridge, and almost shed tears of pain, "Fortunately, we didn't listen to those little bastards to make noses, otherwise we will definitely do it again this time!"

"Are you okay?" Xu Xiuyuan squatted in front of Feng Xiao, the distance between the two of them made Feng Xiao ask about other smells besides his own smell of hot pot.He blushed suddenly, covered his nose hastily and turned around, "Ah, it's okay, old man, why are you so delicate."

Xu Xiuyuan laughed out loud suddenly, and rubbed Feng Xiao's face, "Let's run back quickly, Qian Yu and the others are waiting impatiently."

Without reacting at all, Feng Xiao, who was pulled up by Xu Xiuyuan and ran unprepared, had the warmth of that person in his palm, which scalded to his heart.Under the dim light, the shadows of two people leaning on each other and the sound of footsteps accompanying each other are very romantic, but there seems to be something wrong?

The figure of the two running around at night later became the cover of Feng Xiao's fifth solo album.

The author has something to say:

I came back too late today, so I won’t talk much. I bought fruit juice at the supermarket, and it was too sweet to drink when I came back. I added a lot of water, but the taste is still weird. Sosad