Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

All reality shows that claim to have no script are hooligans.Feng Xiao thought so too. Known as the most-watched reality show in China, "Come on, Buddies" naturally had a detailed script preparation.But some people don't like to talk about rules, and the director is not as dignified as Director He, and they always hold a stick to supervise him to recite the script.

"(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~ As long as everyone has fun." Feng Xiao didn't even open the script and pretend to be serious. For those who have never played farmhouse games, everything they see is very novel.

"Is this for chopping firewood? Let me try." Feng Xiao tried to snatch the ax from Feng Zijie's hand, but Feng Zijie and Xu Xiuyuan stared back with concerted efforts.

"To fetch water is to go to the creek two miles away, I know that." Feng Xiao happily grabbed the bucket in Bao Yixin's hand and left. The speed was so fast that people were very suspicious of his career before his debut.

"Uh, there seems to be a well in the backyard?" Gu Xiaotu muttered to himself, but Feng Xiao, who had already rushed out of the courtyard door, couldn't hear him at all.

The first level of the big stars, do it yourself, have enough food and clothing.

"It doesn't matter, Feng Xiao doesn't follow the script at all, the lines prepared by others have to be changed, I just finalized the draft last night!" Screenwriter A was in pain, the pain on his expression was like a landslide.

"It doesn't matter, the script I prepared for Feng Xiao was originally a blank sheet of paper." Screenwriter B calmly said, "He has already been set as variable X, basically free play without accidents."

Screenwriter AB high fives.

"You and my brother, are you familiar?" Feng Zijie and Xu Xiuyuan completed the task of chopping firewood together. To be honest, neither of them looked very competent, and they didn't look like they were clumsy when they did farm work.

Xu Xiuyuan had never seen a pig running, but at least he had eaten pork. He put the firewood that needed to be split in half on the chopping board, and waited for Feng Zijie to drop it with a knife.

"You still have a younger brother?" Xu Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows to his hairline, Feng Zijie self-examined for a minute, and reviewed the conversation between the two of them, as if he did not mention who his younger brother was.

"Look, there are a lot of fish in the Qianmen pond. I scooped up a few with a bucket. Let's eat fish at noon today!" Feng Xiao rushed back like a wild dog, soaked in the wind. , holding two fat, conspicuously farmed freshwater fish, appearing in everyone's sight.

"My goose, let everyone give way, my goose has run away!" Gu Xiaotu, who wanted to eat goose meat at noon, excitedly chased after the big goose, and was able to chase a goose that was stronger than an adult man. Run, Gu Xiaotu is no ordinary person.

"The big white goose is so spicy and cute, why do we eat goose and goose!" said Bao Yixin, who was eight feet away from the big white goose while saying cute and pitiful words.

"Look at me, Feng Daxia, giving everyone extra lunch~~~~Ada~~~~~" Feng Xiao used the big fish in his hand as a nunchaku, and swung it handsomely twice.Just because the big white goose doesn't attack Gu Xiaotu, who is harmless to humans and animals, doesn't mean he will show mercy to Feng Xiao, who is obviously thorny.Not surprisingly, Feng Xiao was stalked all over the ground by the big white goose, relying entirely on the power of the camera wall to barely survive.

"Uh, I was wrong, I don't have a younger brother." Feng Zijie and Xu Xiuyuan both closed their mouths, Feng Zijie bowed his head to admit his mistake.

Fan Nini and Wang Tian, ​​who were both holding a basket of green vegetables, despised the two people's behavior of chopping and chopping for a long time without any firewood.

"Are you two working? Let me do it." Wang Tian pushed Feng Zijie away, took a deep breath, sank into her dantian, and shouted, "Damn you scum!" With the ax falling from his hand, the firewood shattered into two halves.

The male creatures present gasped one after another, and there were rumors that a certain male star woke up with a start covering his crotch that night.

"Us, do we have this scene?" Screenwriter A put down his earphones and asked screenwriter B with a solemn expression.

"We told the director that this is a temporary addition." Screenwriter B watched the photographer away who showed his lifelong knowledge and wits with the big white goose. "At noon, the photographer added chicken legs, two."

For lunch, I used the firewood chopped by Wang Tian to stew the fatty fish that Feng Xiao caught, briefly fried the vegetables that Fan Nini picked, and Chen Feng made a big pot of half-cooked rice, which was barely enough to be served on the table.

I don't know if it was Feng Xiao's illusion, but he always felt that Xu Xiuyuan was paying attention to his elder brother's every word and deed.The frequency of Xu Xiuyuan picking up vegetables was quite the same as Feng Zijie's. The two of them picked up a vegetable that was fried by Feng Xiao with chopsticks at the same time, looked at each other, and lowered their heads to eat.

There is a situation!Feng Xiao's personal radar has been fully turned on, his elder brother has been much better than himself since he was a child, if his elder brother wants something, he definitely doesn't have his share.

However, Feng Zijie is proud of his pride, and he still takes good care of his younger brother. If he doesn't want something, he can easily win it, and then give it to Feng Xiao if he feels like it. Be a good brother.

He couldn't let his brother take away his gay friend. At that time, Feng Xiao still had a simple view of friendship, and he wanted to maintain the "everlasting friendship" between him and Xu Xiuyuan.

"Feng Xiao is your younger brother's matter, it should not be made public yet, right?" Xu Xiuyuan turned his back to the camera, and once again whispered to Feng Zijie's ear, taking advantage of Feng Xiao's Dongfeng, to deal with Feng Zijie in an open and aboveboard manner. He was the one who had been waiting for many years Opportunity.

"Well, the program team has signed an agreement, maybe the third and fourth episodes will be released, the camera crew didn't follow you?" Feng Zijie lowered the brim of his hat, Xu Xiuyuan and Feng Zijie were sweating profusely, and worked hard for the effect of the program. There is no need to reclaim a vacant lot outside the village.

"Bao Yixin stumbled into the water, Chen Feng went to rescue Meixiu's muscular body, the camera crew is short of people, we only have Xiaohu here to keep an eye on." Xu Xiuyuan finished his words, supported his body with his head, and pointed to the tree with his fingers. A young man with a frowning face fiddling with photographic equipment.

"Tell me, why are you planning to get close to Feng Xiao?" Feng Zijie straightened his body, casting a shadow on the reclaimed space.

Xu Xiuyuan's side face, which was not tanned, had tense muscles, "Isn't it too much to use the word deliberate?" Xu Xiuyuan didn't intend to follow Feng Zijie's rhythm, "If I said I like him, would you believe him? ?”

"Ah! You guys! You two are together again!" Feng Xiao rushed out from the pile of straw in the corner like the male protagonist who broke into the rape scene, with a few golden strands hanging on his head and face, without changing his expression Xiao Hu, who followed Chong's camera, had a face on his face again.

"Do you two have some ulterior secret? Tell me quickly, otherwise, or I'll—" Feng Xiao twisted his hands, thinking about his words.

"Otherwise what are you going to do?" Xu Xiuyuan smiled lightly, pressed his bamboo hat on Feng Xiao's head, and was the first to go to the back of the village, "Go and have a look at the back, I think I heard someone calling for help. "

Feng Xiao obediently followed Xu Xiuyuan without any objection. Feng Zijie found out in despair that his younger brother had nothing to do with Xu Xiuyuan.As for what he said just now, that he likes his younger brother, when he thinks of Feng Zijie, he gets goosebumps, and feels that his mother's feather duster is calling his brothers eagerly!

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