Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

Qian Yu asked himself that he was an all-around assistant to the person in charge. Since his career, he had already been mentally prepared to solve various troublesome situations for celebrities.How to get rid of the young model who has played, the threat of stealing food is exposed, the show is blacklisted by the TV station for being domineering and playing big names, and the mistress is caught in a hotel. Crisis public relations are urgently needed. Qian Yu has made a hundred and eight kinds of preparations. Full of confidence.Unexpectedly, Xu Xiuyuan took a question, picked up the test paper and read it again and again. Isn't this question beyond the outline?

During the filming, the fake scene was real. From the on-screen lovers to the real couple who had sex, it was a happy relationship. Qian Yu also had similar preparations, but this couple became a top-line singer with unknown background under the big company. The complexity is no less than the finale of the Olympic mathematics competition.

Xu Xiuyuan, Xu Xiuyuan, you have been worrying about it for ten years, let me make up for all the ten years of worry.Qian Yu's mind is spinning quickly. In recent years, there are only CPs who sell rot in China. After the publicity period, it fades away. The only case that can be referred to is the 20 years since a host in Guozitou disclosed his gender orientation.

MD, I can only touch Feng's family first, and study the possibility of him concentrating on housework after leaving the scene, waiting for Xu Xiuyuan to spend the evening after get off work, and the porridge is already warm.

This side, Xu Xiuyuan informed his manager of his marriage and love status based on years of tacit understanding and international practice, while Feng Xiao had no concept of calling sister Qiu Lin to report.The agreement I signed was not a deed of sale, um, I sold a clean voice and an equally clean body, my sister said that I had to report everything in detail.Well, if you get a marriage certificate, you will probably send an invitation card, and you will send a red egg with wedding candy after giving birth. He still has common sense in ordinary human relations!

Filled with joy, Feng Xiao led Xu Xiuyuan to his den, the elevator opened, and the two of them went in and stood side by side before closing the door.Feng Xiao suppressed his joy, like a college student who secretly wrapped a cat in his coat into the dormitory, both nervous and sweet.

"us……"

"us……"

The two spoke in unison, Feng Xiao scratched his head, and glanced at the constantly beating floors from the corner of his eye, wondering if Bidong would face the embarrassment of someone opening the door at this time.

No wonder everyone says that some people think with their upper body and some with their lower body.What Xu Xiuyuan considered was the property environment of the community, the security situation, the distribution and types of greenery, the classification of community garbage, and the management of parking spaces. He needed to ask Feng Xiao one by one.

Feng Xiao shyly ushered him in. Xu Xiuyuan glanced at the living room floor as if a storm had passed through. There were no shoe cabinets classified according to their purpose and color. Clothes waiting to be sent for dry cleaning were piled up on the messy sofa. The place near the window was convenient for lighting. The ground is full of draft music scores, the only thing that is remarkable is that the area around the piano is relatively clean, and there is no takeaway garbage at the door.

"Oh, I forgot to pack it up, come in first." Feng Xiao hastily started to sweep in three steps in two, merging the large items and gathering the small items together.

Xu Xiuyuan bowed his head. The slippers for himself were under his feet. The shoes were of the right size, but with asymmetrical cartoon patterns and a pink, pink and blue Disney theme. He took a deep breath and called Qian Yu again.

"Qian Yu, let me tell you something. I broke up with Feng Xiao." Before Xu Xiuyuan finished speaking, someone let out a scream and hugged his thigh with extremely exaggerated acting skills. Give me a chance! I will definitely treat you well!"

Qian Yu danced in the office, "Everyone order afternoon tea as you like, I'll treat you!" Soon after, he received a second call from Xu Xiuyuan. "We're back together again." Qian Yu foamed at the mouth angrily, his limbs twitched, unable to utter the mantra in his heart, "Everyone stop ordering, I can't please..."

Goblins, definitely goblins.Qian Yu cursed the heavens and wished that the black-faced goblin who could curse the villain was serving his big star. The room that the two of them had cleaned together was completely new. The junk food in the refrigerator was cleaned up and replaced with various organic products. vegetable and fruit.

Full of warmth, thoughts and desires, Feng Xiao is no exception, the only melancholy thing is that Tianmei is dark, and Xu Xiuyuan has no intention of entering the room to "visit".

You can move a little closer, Feng Xiao approached Xu Xiuyuan calmly, pretending to go over him to get the TV remote control that he hadn't used all year round. "What do you want to watch?" Because of Feng Xiao's miscalculation, the distance between the two of them, the limited length of Feng Xiao's arms, and a little coincidence of the idol drama mode, Feng Xiao fell sideways on Xu Xiuyuan's body.

"Ha, Brother Feng, haven't you closed the door? What if you encounter an illegitimate meal..." Wang Xiaobing looked down, the floor was so bright that people could be seen, and he didn't see the honey dolls given by fans or the unfinished ones With a large number of scores, Wang Xiaobing first felt that he had gone to the wrong door.

"Ahhh! Sorry, I went to the wrong door." Wang Xiaobing covered his eyes, pretending that he didn't see the "dog boy" rolling on the sofa, his face was red, and he said sorry desperately and retreated.

"Should you get up, we seem to have been misunderstood?" Xu Xiuyuan tried his best to adjust his "body () position" on the sofa, Feng Xiao struggled to stand up, and explained his situation to Wang Xiaobing sincerely and face to face, When two attacks meet, there must be an attack, and the effect of force is mutual. All the efforts of Feng Xiao and Xu Xiuyuan resulted in the situation where Wang Xiaobing was hugging and lying flat when Wang Xiaobing rushed in like a mad dog.

"You two, you two, what are you doing!" Wang Xiaobing held back the tears that rolled in his eyes, and pointed at the two people who were moving unexplainedly on the sofa with trembling fingers, with a sad and indignant expression like an abandoned yellow-faced woman.

"Talk about music."

"Talk about ideals."

The answer that there was no collusion at all was almost the last straw that overwhelmed Wang Xiaobing. He ran into the room, choked with sobs, and closed the door with a bang.Feng Xiao hastily pulled up his pants, put on his belt, and knocked on the door, "Wang Xiaobing, come out, and I'll explain to you, believe it or not, I want to go to the room to change clothes."

Xu Xiuyuan just found out that Feng Xiao had untied his belt at some point, and was sitting on the sofa sulking himself. He didn't expect the progress to be so fast, but was forced to speed up the progress bar by a certain "appetite" husky.

"Sister Qiu Lin, sister Qiu Lin, level one alert." Wang Xiaobing had already got rid of his crying, his voice was calm without any trembling, ah, we owe Wang Xiaobing a golden man.

"I, with my own eyes, saw Brother Xiao rolling on the sofa with the man."

A shocking cry erupted from a beauty salon in the imperial capital, and many people speculated whether it was the poor woman who failed plastic surgery and faced the mirror.

The author has something to say:

Regarding the Kang drama posted on Weibo, ah, in the early days when I wrote Kang drama, we all left emails to send small TXT documents. Is there a very nostalgic and retro taste, hahaha (づ￣3￣ )づ╭?～