Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

"Where are the slippers?" Feng Xiao came to Xu Xiuyuan's house for the first time, and was shocked by the familiar black and white simple home decoration style. You and my brother used to use the same decoration company.

"The third pair from the left on the top floor of the left-hand shoe cabinet." Xu Xiuyuan answered Feng Xiao, and walked quickly to the coffee table. He was horrified to find that the coffee table was empty and there was nothing there.

"Is there any difference between these shoes?" Feng Xiao resisted the urge to complain, and pointed to a dozen or so pairs of pure white slippers that were exactly the same. The only difference was that about one-third of the slippers were covered with solid-color plastic paper.

Xu Xiuyuan gave Feng Xiao a meaningful look at the back of his head, "All the shoes have name tags on them. This is the first time you have come to my house, and you will wear these shoes from now on." Feng Xiao patted Xu Xiuyuan's back. A contemptuous expression, but the tone was unexpectedly well-behaved, "Okay, okay, it's better to distinguish them."

Xu Xiuyuan fell into deep thought. When he entered the door just now, there was no trace of the anti-theft door being pried, and there was no other reactionary trace except for the notebook on the coffee table.Either a thief who loves paper products and has in-depth research on hand accounts entered the house, or someone who had the key other than himself entered.Xu Xiuyuan decided to find a chance to call Qian Yu.

"It's a long night and I don't want to sleep, why don't we go to bed and fight mosquitoes?" Feng Xiao smiled all over his face, put his hot palm on Xu Xiuyuan's waist, and wanted to grope down, but was interrupted by Xu Xiuyuan rolling his eyes. "Go to take a shower." The tone was serious and rigid, almost like the teaching director who was absent from school when he was a student. Feng Xiao was unhappy. Following Xu Xiuyuan's instructions, he opened the drawer specially prepared for visitors. Sure enough, he found various white and gray striped checkered towels inside. .

"Why is there no black one? It doesn't fit my Xiuyuan's aesthetics!" Feng Xiao pretended to be hypocritical, but actually expressed deep dissatisfaction with Xu Xiuyuan's single color aesthetics.No matter what others say, Feng Xiao himself still likes pink very much. He defies all opinions and sets his cheering color as coquettish pink. Every concert is a sea of ​​pink, which is so cool.

"In the second big drawer on the right, the bath towels are all black, you can choose whatever you want." Xu Xiuyuan sent a message to Qian Yu, "Are you home?" There was no immediate response.

Not wanting to turn around, he saw Feng Xiao weakly leaning against the cabinet, as if he had tried to vomit and was exhausted.

"What's wrong? Did you eat your stomach?"

"No!" Feng Xiao quickly jumped up as if he had been fitted with a spring, casually grabbed a towel from the drawer, and hurriedly slipped into the bathroom. "Really don't think about taking a couple's bath? I can give you some shower gel soap or something!" Feng Xiao's eyes lit up, his left hand was held empty, and his right index finger was stirring inside.

The irritable Xu Xiuyuan couldn't take it anymore, he kicked Feng Xiao's butt hard, and finally went into the bathroom obediently rubbing his butt, and even complained when he finished. "The glass in the bathroom is frosted in two sections, so you can see all the people, shy (ω)"

Xu Xiuyuan made a voice between his teeth, which sounded like a Parseltongue in another sense, "Go to the left and you can lower the blinds."

After confirming that he heard the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, Xu Xiuyuan took a deep breath and dialed Qian Yu's number.

"Have you come to my house today?" Xu Xiuyuan asked straight to the point.

"Sorry, the number you are calling is not in service, please check your number and redialit, sorry, the number you are calling is not in service, please check your number and redialit, sorry, the number you are calling is not in service..." A pleasant male voice came from the microphone, Xu Xiuyuan pressed his heart Fury rising.

"First of all, the automatic voice service has always been a female voice. Secondly, I heard the voice of the connection. Qian Yu, you are insulting my IQ!"

There was a cursing voice from the microphone, and it took a while before there was a response, "I'm joking with you, it's April Fool's Day hahahahaha——"

"What are you talking about? I haven't been to your house today. I really haven't. I'm busy today, um, I'm busy teaching newcomers to the company. I'm the assistant you just hired."

Xu Xiuyuan's knuckles turned white while holding the phone, and Feng Xiao sang loudly next to his ears, "My love for you is bare () naked () naked!"Through the glass, I vaguely saw him use the shower as a microphone when he sang emotionally, twisting his body as much as he wanted.

"By the way, where did you put the notebook on my coffee table?" Xu Xiuyuan pretended to be calm and asked casually.

"Oh, that notebook, I stuffed it in the drawer under the computer desk in your study, you can find it if you look for it." Qian Yu was unprepared and stepped into the trap prepared by Xu Xiuyuan.

"..."

"..."

The two fell silent.

"I was wrong." Qian Yu surrendered, and before preparing to meet Xu Xiuyuan's ruthless criticism like a storm, he couldn't help but say something more, "Xiuyuan, we have known each other for so long, and I also know that you are a persistent person, but some The past is the past. The police have already settled the case. This is not a conclusion that you can overthrow by playing a detective game. Besides, you have a bright future. I took a look at your list and stood in half The opposite of the entertainment industry is really dangerous." After finishing without stammering, Qian Yu felt relieved, according to Xu Xiuyuan's personality, he is not far away from hanging up his phone, right?

"You don't understand, Brother Qian." Xu Xiuyuan's throat rolled up and down, he closed his eyes, with a pained expression like someone who was about to suffocate. "There are some things that you know you can't do, but you still go back and do them."

"What's the matter? Who are you calling." Feng Xiao who appeared behind him at some point startled Xu Xiuyuan, Feng Xiao casually grabbed a bath towel and wrapped it around his lower body, wiped the water drops on his face, his bronzed skin, Shines with a healthy, alluring radiance.

"Nothing." Xu Xiuyuan immediately hung up the phone and sent Feng Xiao to draw the curtains. "Let's pull up the curtains on the floor-to-ceiling windows in front. This is in the community, in case someone looks up."

"Hey, do you think there will be some pervert taking my nude () photos on the other side?" Feng Xiao held the loose towel in one hand, and pulled the curtains up with a thud.

"Crack, click."

"Ah—" "Bang—" Two loud noises came from the tree in front of Xu Xiuyuan's house.Dong Wei couldn't hide his excitement and lay in the bushes, the best protection in his hands was of course his eating guy, the SLR.

"Who's there?" It seems that the security guards came to inspect, and the properties in the Beijing community are quite impressive.Dong Wei meowed twice, and managed to get away with it. Fortunately, the tree was not tall, and he had mastered a "foreign language", so that there would be no bloody news headlines like Yuji fell to his death in front of the star building just for a headline photo.

Feng Xiaoget, who is half () naked, feels that this relationship between the two of them is suitable for accumulating some photos and making a big topic.Dong Wei couldn't feel the slightest pain when he thought of being promoted and raising his salary, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of his life.

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I use the update to say good night to you, and I feel like I will have breakfast with you?The latest update is a bit late, review yourself. . . .