Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

"It hurts, you squeeze it lightly, slow down, I can't take it anymore." Xu Xiuyuan's face flushed like a white jade, and there was a glimmer of water in his eyes.The culprit, Feng Xiao, raised his chin nonchalantly, and almost whistled, "Are you still a man, you can't bear this length, I'll find you some lard to lubricate you, because you're going to be smelled out—"

"Okay, my little friend, it's better for you to stuff it in quickly!" Xu Xiuyuan gritted his teeth, straining his neck to bear the thick long hair in Feng Xiao's hand, and stuffed it into him desperately.

Ahem, anyone who thinks wrong will face the wall and think about it.With great difficulty, Feng Xiao stuffed a long sausage into Xu Xiuyuan's ski jacket, and he did not hesitate to use Tianshan Zhemei's exquisite skills to take a piece of bacon.

"Preparing to retreat, someone is coming!" Gu Xiaotu, who obviously smiled harmlessly to humans and animals, actually played an important role as a lookout.It was the first time for the three people who had no professional tactical training to cooperate, and the tacit understanding was amazing. They bent over, avoiding possible sight or camera, and quietly retreated from the simple kitchen of the staff behind the camera.

Feng Xiao with the best physical strength was in front, carrying a bag of potatoes, and climbed up the low slope from time to time, pulling Xu Xiuyuan up behind him, and at the end was Gu Xiaotu, who was said to be able to handle all female creatures with a smile. The three walked through the dense forest , Just like a seasoned hunter.

High energy warning ahead!High energy warning ahead!Again, this is not a drill!Feng Xiao clenched his fists and hung them heavily on the tree, wishing to vent his anger like Lu Zhishen who pulled up willows.The dense forest is quiet, only the breathing of three people one after another, this is not part of the program, this is simply survival.

It turned out that after entering the thatched cottage deep in the dense forest where the event was held, the enthusiastic staff expressed their relief and expressed that everyone is welcome to play freely. There are free-range chickens flying in the sky, mushrooms and wild vegetables growing on the ground that can't be eaten in spring, and wild vegetables in the water. There are delicious and fat fish that grow in the mountain spring water, as long as you are willing to do it, there will be a full feast of Chinese people everywhere!The excited choreographer waved his arms and reminded again that the mountain was contracted by individuals, and there were no wild animals. The only thing to be aware of was that there were free-range wild boars. If you pissed them off, they might bite your ass.

Now everyone in the survival group can’t understand the director’s Xu-style humor at all. After looking at each other, Lao Sha gritted his teeth and directed Group A to fetch and boil water to clean the hot water supply. Chicken to eat, Group C logistics support, responsible for cooking the wild vegetables and wild fish found.Lao Sha and Feng Zijie took an inventory of the existing supplies and arranged accommodation.

The ideal is very full, but the reality is too skinny. Gu Xiaotu lost his way on the way back from fetching water. When they were all out of breath and assembled with the big target for accompanying photography, there were not a few sips of water left; The group has an active agent, Feng Xiao, and it is destined not to be peaceful. He insisted on performing chopping trees and picking out bird eggs for Xu Xiuyuan, who was in the same group. He accidentally dropped the ax and almost cut off the camera brother's leg, causing a major safety accident.

"You just don't want to incite me!" Xu Xiuyuan, who was still in shock, kicked Feng Xiao's ass hard, and swallowed his words are you willing to incite me?

Group C was even more gloomy. After more than an hour of tossing, Fan Nini told everyone that she just seemed to be very good at cooking. She had a nanny at home and was approved by a nutritionist. Also better than her.Feng Zijie was helpless. Seeing that the meal time was approaching, he went crazy like he had all his brother's belongings. He cooked two boxes of instant noodles with some ingredients in a random pot, barely pacifying the stomachs of everyone who were protesting one after another.

"Ah, the beauty is delicious, the beauty is delicious, I'm not hungry at all, I'm not hungry at all." Feng Xiao exercised a lot and ate a lot, his eyes fixed on Xu Xiuyuan, like a wolf that had been hungry for two weeks in the wild .

Xu Xiuyuan wrinkled his delicate nose, and seriously proposed in the group discussion that the prohibition of cannibalism should be included in their survival program, Feng Zijie squeezed his nose and reluctantly accepted it.

Since the survival of the team is the priority, all resources must be optimally allocated, and each person reveals his or her cooking skills.Fan Nini with tomato scrambled eggs, Feng Zijie with fried rice with eggs, Feng Xiao who cooks well in boiled water, cold salad with abalone Yixin, instant noodles with boiled water Chen Feng, Gu Xiaotu who did not express his opinion, Xu Xiuyuan who needs a five-star kitchen to develop his skills is the most impressive Something unexpected happened.

"I have learned from the chef of Deyuelou for several months." The most unlikely Wang Tian said vaguely with a lollipop in her mouth.Because smoking is prohibited in the mountains, the program team swept away all her inventory, and had no choice but to choose substitutes.Seeing everyone shaking their heads in disbelief, Wang Tian stood up lightly, and spread out a cake for everyone with a little flour, oil, and eggs distributed.

Fragrant, really fragrant, someone with a more reserved personality like Xu Xiuyuan secretly sniffing his nose, and someone with an unrestrained personality like Feng Xiao, you almost want to bury your head in the pot, okay? !

"Why do you want to learn how to cook?" Feng Zijie couldn't help asking this question. In his impression, she has always been a delicate girl who doesn't touch her fingers. "In order to meet a rich and disobedient fiancé, you can poison him quietly." Wang Tian replied solemnly, and everyone who was about to tear the cake was stunned on the spot.

"Damn it! I admire you as a femme fatale. After eating this cake, you will become my goddess!" Chen Feng, who was the first to react, gestured for everyone to raise their hands with a gesture of toasting, sharing weal and woe.

How tortured is it to eat it?On the third day, Bao Yixin, who was shouting how can you eat geese and geese, how cute geese are, saw Feng Xiao spend a lot of effort to catch a free-range chicken, his eyes lit up, and he burst into tears. Drooling means that this is a hen, hurry up and dig in the grass, maybe there are eggs!

Feng Xiao also made a serious protest to his brother. In the name of taking care of the weak, the boys who had a huge workload did not open up to eat. Xu Xiuyuan's juicy face was full of haggardness.The bed to sleep on is the Datong bunk, Feng Xiao took advantage of his brother's convenience as the assignee, and chose to hide in a corner with Xu Xiuyuan.Although it was inconvenient for many people, it did not prevent the two of them from making small kissing movements with Chen Feng, who was sleeping next to him like a dead pig, on his back.

"Xiu Yuan's tired buttocks are no longer elastic, I need to find some delicious food to fill him up!" Feng Xiao blew the wind on the pillow without hesitation before the elder brother who rolled up his trousers and was skilled at catching fish. "You're fine, just don't touch other people's buttocks at night!" Feng Zijie gave a simple and rude solution, but he still felt sorry for his brother and daughter-in-law, and planned a food war plan that night.

The fastest and most convenient way to get food is to “borrow” some from the staff canteen not far away, “I’ve researched it, and they will bring up food in about two or three days. There are a lot of them, including milk, eggs and seafood. Vegetables, let's not move too much, it is not easy to be found.

Beneath a wobbly candle, several hungry green faces showed firm gazes, and they almost chanted that unity is strength, "The camera is coming! Everyone turn off the lights!" Chen Feng said hurriedly, Recently Fannini blew out the only source of light.

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