Lao Tzu is the protagonist!

Feng Xiao, who was left in the country by Xu Xiuyuan, wore a pink lace apron, and happily went about cleaning at Xu Xiuyuan's house.Pushing the vacuum cleaner and pretending to play farmhouse plowing, found the underpants that he had disappeared for two weeks from under the sofa, put on a whole new set of bedding, and lay on the bed with Xu Xiuyuan's shirt intoxicated, refusing to get up.

Feng Xiao tidied up the refrigerator, cleaned the kitchen, tidied up the utility room, replaced Xu Xiuyuan's original bookcases arranged according to subject content with colors and sizes and was complacent, stuffed his colorful shirts into Xu Xiuyuan's tidy closet in a mess, and Try sprinkling your favorite strong perfume in it.

Ah, I worked so hard like a hardworking bee.Feng Xiao commented on himself in this way, when he misses someone, the exhaustion in his eyes is sweet.In view of the fact that it is impossible for him and Xu Xiuyuan to complete the human-creation program no matter how many positions they change, Feng Xiao seriously considers raising a cat or dog, so as to give the two more bonds that cannot be easily separated after breaking up.

Or you should find some little bitch who is used to wandering around the Internet to do things that are on the edge of the law, and give them a marriage certificate. Waiting for the opening of same-sex marriage in China seems to be a little too long.Although I can't give him a diamond ring, because it would be too weird to wear, but at least I can give him a diamond cuff, and the promise of two people being one for a lifetime.A long time later, Feng Xiao recalled that afternoon when he was so silly and sweet, thinking about the future of the two of them, he couldn't help but smile slightly, and finally closed his eyes tightly.

"I thought you wouldn't accept this kind of open, um, relationship." Qian Yu carefully considered the words, and was clearly curious why Xu Xiuyuan and the handsome ABC exchanged contact information. Pretending to be green tea with calm clouds and calm weather.

"Well, call me somewhere." Xu Xiuyuan covered his blanket, put on his earplugs and eye mask, Qian Yu thought the conversation between the two of them was over, when he checked the itinerary and chatted with Zhu Ningning, he heard Xu Xiuyuan the sound of.

"Do you think it's not good to talk about breaking up on the phone?" Xu Xiuyuan's voice was very soft, like a whisper, but Qian Yu who was just beside him, who was less than a punch away from each other, could hear it clearly and clearly.

"What?!" Surprised, Qian Yu successfully hit his forehead hard on the luggage rack. Of course, his explanation for this was that he chose three steps and one kowtow to pray for the rise of the world's peaceful power because he was devout to the Buddha. .

The last 24 of Feng Xiao and Xu Xiuyuan's love affairs disappeared before the exposure. Feng Xiao filled Xu Xiuyuan's room that was originally occupied by black and white with his own atmosphere, from his favorite salon perfume to the arrangement of flowers in the room. The original white tablecloth was replaced with The small pink florals full of life flavor are just like a beautiful scene in a dream.

Ah, the only thing missing is a gentle and affectionate heroine, oh, a cold-hearted hero is also fine.Feng Xiao held his oval face and fell into deep thought.Two people wearing aprons to cook porridge or meat, two people tangling at the door for a T-shirt, shopping together at a vegetarian supermarket, sweating profusely in the gym together, so many memories of two people being together.

Until Feng Xiao's mobile phone received a message, the screen of the mobile phone flickered.

"let's break up."

There is no cause and effect, no quarrel, no fuse, a breakup message that suddenly appeared on the phone, if Feng Xiao had to guess, he would definitely say, this is April Fool's Day, or it was a prank, a cold joke, or something. Or who to play truth or dare with.

"?" Feng Xiao sent a question mark sincerely, hoping to receive a long explanation in 5 minutes, preferably with pictures and texts to show that this is an absurd international joke.Feng Xiao's mouth became dry, and he began to feel difficult to breathe. He has always had a little asthma, but it hasn't recurred for many years.

"I'm not kidding. I've thought about it for a long time. We're still not suitable. It's good for us to separate early." A few words, why didn't two people say it when they were close to each other, why didn't they say it when they hugged each other, why didn't they say it Why didn't I say it when I walked the red carpet one by one.

There seemed to be a black hole of despair in Feng Xiao's chest, he dialed Xu Xiuyuan's phone as if in slow motion, "Hello." He heard Xu Xiuyuan's voice, Feng Xiao tried to make his affairs sound a little more happy, "With friends Are you playing games? When will you come back? I want to hear from you. You should really see how I have arranged the house..."

"Let's break up." There was an unquestionable voice, with a firm taste, Feng Xiao's knuckles holding the phone turned white, he heard his own voice of despair, he felt his body was crumbling, like gravel on the edge of a cliff.

"Why." The obvious hollowness in the voice was like a cave that was ventilated everywhere, crushed by the howling north wind.

The voice on the other end of the phone paused and raised an octave. "Break up if you don't feel like it, and don't waste everyone's time. I think it's very good." It was very different from Xu Xiuyuan's tone, and Feng Xiao almost suspected that someone with a voice that sounded like him had come to impersonate him.

"Why?" Feng Xiao asked again, he suppressed a choked sob in his throat, resisting the sourness rising from his nose.

"I'm not obligated to give you a satisfactory reason for breaking up, right? I'm busy, so I hung up." Xu Xiuyuan's messy breathing, and the busy tone of the phone hung up hastily constituted Feng Xiao's last memory before the fragment.

Wang Xiaobing found Feng Xiao, who was in a state of drunkenness, from the side of a famous bar street, and hugged the trash can affectionately, refusing to let go. "Hi, don't leave me, that's what we've agreed upon, hi—" Feng Xiao smiled intoxicated, Wang Xiaobing wiped his eyes, lowered his head, gritted his teeth and pushed the unknown Feng Xiao onto his shoulder.

At this moment, the red headlines of the major media are the exclusive revelation of Feng Xiao Xu Xiuyuan's mysterious love affair, with pictures and truth!

The mobile phone in Wang Xiaobing's trouser pocket was constantly vibrating, and there was an endless stream of people calling to ask whether the relationship was true or not. Wang Xiaobing could only feel Feng Xiao's suppressed sobbing on his shoulder, and he felt that his sky was splitting apart.

On the other hand, Xu Xiuyuan's studio was in chaos. As the eye of the storm, Xu Xiuyuan was abroad, declined any interviews, and concentrated on his work.

It was the first time that Zhu Ningning realized what it was like to work overtime until it was hard to breathe. She wished she could cook Qian Yu, who was thousands of miles away, with seasonings.

The paparazzi Dong Wei has officially opened a paparazzi era that has nothing to do with the privacy of celebrities and where breaking the news is paramount. We call it the era of entertainment to death.