The male god beeps in front of me every day

Yi Chan is a mirror, a very ordinary one.One day, for some reason, he suddenly opened up his spiritual wisdom, which is what the saying goes.

Originally, it was not a big deal to become a spirit, after all, everything has animism, but this time is not right, after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

In the demon world, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it has almost become a basic law that no one is allowed to become a spirit.Few monsters know how this regulation came about, and a few old monsters set up a Monster World Supervision Committee in the name of inspecting illegal activities in the demon world, but everyone knows that it is just to find the demons who become elite after the founding of the country. Beheaded?What an obvious thing, do you think we are stupid!

Yi Chan still understands this matter, even though she can't transform into a human form after she activates her spiritual wisdom, she just hangs on the wall every day, looking at the master she thinks is very stupid, while silently worrying about her future.

By the way, the owner of Yi Chan is also a very mysterious person.

Chen Yu, an executive of a famous company, wears a tie every day, polishes his leather shoes, and puts a pestle there. He looks like a dog.The key is that she looks good too, especially those eyes are really attractive.I think that relying on my own face, everyone in the company, from the secretary of the president to the cleaning aunt, and even the little wild cat who occasionally comes to the gate to rub the air conditioner, as long as it is a female creature, I can't handle it myself.

In fact, more or less the same.

But even so, Yi Chan still firmly believes that he is a fool.

In fact, Yi Chan can't really be blamed for this reason, and it's not right to blame his master.The point is that one person can't be perfect after all, right?I always have to do things like eating, drinking, and messing around. Occasionally, when my nose hurts, I might have to pick a booger or something. This is actually a personal matter, but Yi Chan is the mirror of his house, hanging in the toilet. kind.He already knew how many times people went to the toilet every day, and he knew almost all kinds of birds when they just woke up, not to mention that the man came back yesterday, smelling of alcohol and vomited in the toilet.The image of a male god is almost disillusioned in Yi Chan's heart.

But even so, Yi Chan can only hang at his house first, after all, she can't run with long legs yet.

Early in the morning, his master got up to go to work, and walked in front of Yi Chan with messy hair and blurred eyes.Yi Chan suddenly didn't recognize the person.After looking at it carefully, I began to slander in my heart: "Look at this bear, I guess I went to socialize again yesterday."

Chen Yu took water to wash his face, combed his hair and basically returned to its original appearance, looked at himself in the mirror, stroked his chin with satisfaction, and prepared to leave.

Yi Chan couldn't help cheering inwardly, hurry up and leave, don't bother me anymore.

After Chen Yu left, Yi Chan took advantage of this time to fall asleep.As for why he didn't work hard to cultivate a human form and get rid of Chen Yu, he had to know that the Supervision Committee of the Demon Realm was still there.It is probably only a matter of time before being discovered, it is better to eat, drink, sleep and enjoy life.Of course, according to his current appearance, he can only sleep.

Yi Chan didn't wake up naturally, nor was she disturbed by her master.In the darkness, he felt someone knocking on his body.Also let the demon sleep!Why would anyone knock on the mirror when they have nothing to do? !Yi Chan was very angry, but when he saw the situation in front of him clearly, he was stuck there and dared not come out.

There were several people standing in front of them, both men, women and children.Yi Chan could feel the extremely strong spiritual fluctuations coming from them.Could it be that the Supervision Committee of the Demon Realm is here?

Yi Chan didn't speak, and started pretending to be an ostrich.Trying to disguise myself as an ordinary mirror.

The old man with fluttering white beard standing in the front spoke first: "Little brother, are you Yi Chan?"

I'm not.

Seeing that Yi Chan did not speak, she continued to ask: "Have you activated your spiritual wisdom?"

I do not have.

"Little brother, don't be afraid, we are here to help you."

I said I can't hide, I know you are here to kill... eh? ? ?help me?

"Are you the monsters of the Supervisory Committee?"

Whitebeard nodded.

"Aren't you here to kill me?"

Hearing this, the person standing in front of Yi Chan smiled slightly, probably because they had seen this kind of thing too often, and they quickly began to explain to Yi Chan that the supervisory committee was indeed beheading the demon who became a spirit after the founding of the country, but Yi Chan is not.

Yi Chan was a little surprised, he was obviously a recently opened mind, why did he say that he did not become a genius after the founding of the country.

White Beard continued patiently: "If you activate your spiritual intelligence in the demon world, you will become a spirit. You activated your spiritual intelligence very early, but the time before that is like a fetus in the mother's womb. It is normal to have no memory. Things. In addition, your body was made into a mirror, and your spiritual intelligence was too weak at that time to cause damage all at once, so it dragged on until now."

Yi Chan nodded half-understanding: "So that's the case. Then why did you say you want to help me?"

"You are too weak, we are here to help you change form. After all, it is very painful to be trapped in the body when you have spiritual intelligence."

To help me take shape?Doesn't that mean that I can leave Chen Yu, that idiot?Yi Chan's eyes lit up all of a sudden.Yi Chan swallowed: "Then come on, I'm ready."

Whitebeard smiled and didn't talk nonsense to him, and lightly pressed his left hand on the mirror.Yi Chan felt a warm current passing through his body, and after a flash of white light, he realized that he was no longer a mirror, but a young man with a passion.He looked at his body curiously, raised his hand, and turned around to find that his body had not disappeared with his transformation, and was still hanging on the wall.

"What, what's going on?" Yi Chan pointed to the mirror and asked Bai Huzi, "Why am I still hanging on the wall?"

White Beard is very calm: "I will forcefully instill demonic power in you so that you can transform, but this is not self-cultivation after all. This transformation is still incomplete, and it is normal for the main body to remain there."

"Then it doesn't matter to me?" Yi Chan frowned and continued to ask.

"This effect, of course, is there. Everything has its inevitable law of development. We and other plants should not have intelligence. Once they are born, it is against the way of heaven. In order to avoid these things, the way of heaven will patrol every day. Once found Kill."

"Is this the truth about not being allowed to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

"Yes, this is also the source of the rumors about the Supervisory Committee. Tiandao inspections are strong and weak. When you are the strongest, you will be forced to return to the main body to avoid the tracking of Tiandao."

"Every day?"

"Yes, every day."

"when?"

"07pm to 30:[-]."

I thought I could avoid that person, but I didn't expect that I would still come back to see him every day.I just hope that he will never come to the toilet during this time.Wait, seven in the evening to 07:30?Isn't this the time for the news broadcast! ?

He glanced at the white bearded old man, wanting to ask something, but the white beard saw what he was thinking in advance.

"Otherwise, why do you think the time is not good, and you have to start the news broadcast at seven o'clock? That's reporting to Heaven!"

After speaking, the white beard grabbed Yi Chan's hand and said, "It's about time now, come with me!"

Eh? ? ?

The author has something to say: it won't be too long, of course I think it won't be finished in a while based on the [-] words I can hold back in a month.In short, don't expect too much, maybe I will be cheated