Doctor Gu and his baby Ji

"Boss! Come on! Come on! Give it another shot!"

"Bah! Come on, auntie! Can you still play after kneeling seven times?"

Ji Yu threw the phone on the sofa and fell backwards.

After playing for so long, my cervical spine hurts, and what's worse is that I also met a bunch of idiot teammates. The nanny went to catch people, Bai Qi went to push the tower, and Angela reversed her big move!It's really awesome, why can't it go to heaven if it's so powerful?

What kind of king is playing chicken, let's find out about the stand-alone game? ? ?

He shook his hand vigorously, but the phone rang untimely.

"Who the hell is so blind?!"

The mobile phone displays "Gold Master".

Fuck, it's his dad.

Ji Yu hurriedly connected the phone, sat upright, and his tone became a well-behaved big boy next door, after all, this is his father, his benefactor, his money-giving father!

"Dad! I'm working on a high math problem! Why do you keep calling?"

Ji's father expressed some doubts about his son being so obedient, "Why do dance majors have to learn advanced mathematics?"

Ji Yu: "Of course, Dad. Today's universities require students to develop in an all-round way. Learning mathematics in addition to dancing will help develop intelligence. When your brain is sharp, your hands and feet will become more flexible, and your body will be more supple when dancing."

Ji's father: "what are you talking about?"

Ji Yu: "...Dad, what's the matter?"

Hearing what his son said, Ji's father remembered the purpose of his call, and said: "It's like this, your mother and I will go abroad in a few days, and it may take a long time to come back. Are you going to take summer vacation soon? Are you done? Let's see how you plan to live, will you go to your grandparents' house, or stay in a house near the school?"

When Ji Yu heard this, he was a little curious. Logically speaking, neither of his parents' jobs required him to go abroad, so he asked: "You and my mother are going abroad, what are you doing? Are you working?"

Ji's father smiled honestly and said, "Travel."

"Travel? Why don't you take me with you? I just happen to be on vacation soon?"

"Hey! Don't, I'm going out this time to celebrate your mother's wedding anniversary. Do you want to be a light bulb? I don't want it! Besides, you stay at home and don't keep playing games if you have nothing to do. Go out Walk around more, find someone! Can the game help you find a girlfriend?"

Ji Yu: "..."

No, because the game is his girlfriend.

Of course, he would never dare to say this, he didn't want to have to eat mustard next month.

So, Ji Yu said obediently: "Okay dad, then I wish you and mom a good time, I'll definitely go out for a walk more, and then see if I can pick up a girlfriend to go home!"

Ji's father said: "That's right! By the way, I'll pay you living expenses later, remember to check it."

Ji Yu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said more obediently: "Okay, Dad."

"Okay, that's it. I'll hang up first. You should pay attention alone."

"Well, you and my mother are too, pay attention to your body."

After hanging up the phone for a while, the phone rang with a "ding".

Here comes the cost of living!

Ji Yu looked at the string of numbers his father had called him, and he was in a good mood.

While the dog sits at home, the food comes from heaven.However, if eating dog food every day will bring a considerable amount of living expenses to his account, he is willing to eat another five handfuls of dog food.

I beg you to abuse me again!

Before he had enough fun, the phone rang again, and he quickly answered, "Dad, what else do you need?"

This time, the other party was silent, and before he could react, there was a burst of laughter on the other end of the phone.

"I said, Ji Yu, if you call me that, will my life be shortened!"

Ji Yu froze for a moment before looking at the display on his phone.

It's Pang Hu, his college roommate, one of the sand sculptures he just played with.

Ji Yu turned on the speakerphone, and fell back into the sofa.

"Why is it you? I thought it was my dad! Why are you looking for me?"

As soon as the words fell, Pang Hu's noisy voice immediately exploded along the phone and exploded in his ears: "Oh, yes! I said you are doing nothing! Go to the game, I have already invited you, accept it quickly! Hurry up hurry up!"

Ji Yu curled his lips, thinking of Pang Hu's record just now, tsk tsk, it was horrible!

"If you want to play yourself, I won't play. If you continue to play, I will fall to bronze."

Pang Hu said: "You are so boring! I can't afford to lose! It's just seven kneelings! It's not seventeen kneelings!!"

Hearing what he said, Ji Yu flipped over like a carp, and shouted: "Can't afford to lose? What's the concept of kneeling seven times in a row! Think about it, if a professional e-sports player beats like this, his career will be over, okay?"

Pang Hu said: "But you are not a professional e-sports player either."

Ji Yu: "..."

Ji Yu frowned and shouted: "Let me tell you, if it wasn't for my teammate being too good, I would be able to play professionally!"

Pang Hu on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then burst out laughing.

Ji Yu said: "You are laughing!"

Pang Hu was out of breath and said: "I don't know who played with Arthur and asked Daji to protect you during the last appointment in the canyon?"

It’s okay if Pang Hu didn’t say anything, but when Ji Yu said it, he got angry, “Oh! You’re so embarrassed to say that last time Daji was the worst player I’ve ever seen. Next to her, she is good, a set of skills is given to Xiaobing, and he is killed by Baili Shouyue after a few shots. Entering the opponent's tower, hehe, so powerful, why don't you go to the enemy's Crystal Wave?"

Pang Hu smiled and said, "Then why don't you scold her?"

Ji Yu sneered, "Because I'm a civilized person."

Pang Hu said: "Okay! Civilized people, let's play another game! It's finally over for the rookies, so let's go all night tonight! Believe me, we've knelt seven times in a row. It won't be worse than this. Miserable is just kneeling eight times in a row, besides, if the luck is too bad, it will definitely get better, you believe me!"

Ji Yu said: "Hey! Did you change your surname to Xuanxue?"

Pang Hu: "Would you like to come here!"

Ji Yu smiled, and the anger just now subsided a lot. He touched his nose and said, "That's fine, come again! I don't believe I can't win."

Pang Hu hurriedly said excitedly on the phone: "Okay, okay! I'll invite you. Remember to answer the WeChat voice later, we're connected."

Ji Yu: "OK!"

After hanging up the phone, Ji Yu clicked on the game, and before he finished receiving the game rewards, he received an invitation from Pang Hu.He clicked the small hook, and the two began to form a team. They could wait and wait, but they didn't wait until someone came to form a team.

The game has a bug?

After finally successfully forming a team, there was a stupid x who didn't know what he was doing and never clicked to confirm, so the people who had just successfully formed a team had to return to the lobby again.

Ji Yu said: "Was that stupid x just now?"

Pang Hu cleared his throat: "Civilized man! Pay attention to your wording."

Ji Yu: "Forget it, I'll go to the lobby to call for someone, and the rooster will crow any longer."

Pang Hu: "Okay, you go! I'll wait!"

After finishing speaking, Ji Yu sent a message in the hall world, "Platinum ranking, come some little brothers."

The name of Ji Yu's game is don't eat hot pot spicy, because of this name, Pang Hu not only laughed at him once, what's too girly, why don't hot pot be spicy, what's the point of eating it!

Ji Yu said, I just love clear soup pots.

I don't know if it was because of his name, but a few people really came quickly and sent invitations. Ji Yu clicked to accept without even looking at it, and then pulled Pang Hu in together.

This time his teammates were really good, and they all confirmed it quickly. When it came time to choose a hero, Ji Yu was a little hesitant.

To be honest, he has a bit of difficulty in choosing heroes, especially when it comes to hero selection. Generally, boys like to play heroes like fighters and melee fighters, and he is no exception, but at this moment he actually thinks about playing mid laners.

He really couldn't bear the thought of Daji flashing under the opponent's tower, seeing him hesitate and the hero column was still empty, Pang Hu's voice crawled into his ears along the earphone cable: "What are you doing, choose a hero, brother! "

Ji Yu said: "I'm struggling, which one should I choose?"

Pang Hu: "Choose whichever one you want!"

Ji Yu: "I want to choose Daji."

Pang Hu: "...Brother, if you are happy, what is the name of this floor! Damn! Your Daji was chosen by the girl on the first floor."

Two times in a row, he finally moved Ji Yu's gaze from the hero pool to the teammate column on the right.

The name of the first floor?

What the hell!

Hot pot needs to be spicy!

Sister, tell the truth, did you plagiarize my name?

Ji Yu looked at the fluffy and sexy little fox on the first floor, rolled his eyes, and silently typed a paragraph in the dialog box.

"On the first floor, let's change the hero? I just want to play Daji."

If you steal my name, I will steal your hero!

"?"

Just when Ji Yu thought that the girls on the first floor would definitely ignore him, the first floor decisively replaced Jiang Yingxiong with the descendants.

OK!The character is not bad!

Ji Yu happily chose Daji, but found that the brothers on the second and third floors had also changed heroes, one was Angela, the other was Sun Shangxiang, plus he and the descendant of Daji on the first floor, and then Pang Hu's old master.

???

"Is this lineup going to commit suicide under the opponent's tower?"

He clicked on the hero pool again, wanting to save it quickly, however, the countdown interface ended and the game started.

"I'm r!"

Ji Yu wanted to drop his phone a little bit!

If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai! ! !

Pang Hu said: "Forget it, just like what I said just now, no matter how miserable it is, it's nothing more than kneeling eight times in a row."

Ji Yu: "Just now you clearly said whether you are extremely happy."

Pang Hu coughed: "Do I have it? Why don't I remember?"

Ji Yu: "..."

Things have come to this, Ji Yu can't do anything, the reputation of hanging up will definitely be exhausted, anyway, he has lost like this today, so let's make a fuss and see what can be done.

After the start, he followed the descendants on the first floor to go down the road.Daji is a hero that he plays a lot. In addition to the mid laner, he sometimes also acts as a support with the ADC in the bottom lane. You can beat the opponent until you can't find your mother.

Of course, it still depends on cooperation.

Among the three routes in the Canyon of Kings, Angela walked in the middle, the old master and Sun Shangxiang walked up, and Daji with short legs followed behind the buttocks of the descendants.It was really clearly arranged.

Ji Yu looked at the names of the two people, and said that hot pot should not be spicy, but hot pot should be spicy.

Real Nima is like a couple.

But this girl is really nice, most of the time when he meets someone who asks to change heroes, the other party almost ignores him and is blind all the time. Thinking of this, Ji Yu clicked on the dialog box again, and quickly typed a few times with his fingers. Character.

"Thank you husband for changing the hero with me."

The way of thanking you is full of coquettishness.

Pang Hu probably just took a sip of water, and spewed it out with a "poof": "Fuck! Ji Yu, you are too disgusting!!"

Ji Yu said: "Civilized people, thank you."

Pang Hu said: "Are you trying to scare the girl to death???"

Ji Yu flicked his hand, and Daji's younger sister walked around under the tower, "She doesn't know that I am a boy. In this day and age, if you don't take off your clothes, who knows if you are a man or a woman."

As soon as he finished speaking, a strange low male voice came from beside his ears.

"you are welcome."

Ji Yu's eyes suddenly widened.

"!!!"

"Fuck! This descendant is actually a man!"

The author has something to say: a city cookie~

It is the product of the author's sudden brain hole~

There may be all kinds of weird little bugs in the game part, sorry~

If there are little angels who are more concerned about this aspect, I first apologize to Ni Meng, after all, I am a rookie in games, and I will pay more attention to writing articles in the future to minimize the occurrence of bugs!

～Hope everyone enjoys reading～

Then sweet together~(?????????)