Seriously, let's run for our lives

When he said the three words "It's time to eat", Fishbone's eyes inadvertently passed over Qiao Qiao who was beside him. He shrugged his nose, approached her subconsciously, and smelled her neck all the way from her face. On her slender and fair neck, there were slightly beating blue blood vessels, and the blood red eyes shone with joy.

"Earth people are really delicious, especially for such a tender little girl, I really want to taste it."

Qiao Qiao instinctively hid back, Jiang Huai was so frightened that he quickly hugged her into his arms, for fear that the fishbone would suddenly bite her with hunger.

He even thought out the lines, and when the time came, he said, "My girlfriend can get fat before eating, don't be impatient, or you can eat me first", which was very tear-jerking and earth-moving.

However, the fishbone obviously didn't plan to eat Qiaoqiao here. After all, it's never too late for a good meal, and the most urgent thing is to raise it scientifically.

"Serve."

Speaking of serving food, in fact, there is no food at all, it is all meat. There are more than a dozen kinds of dishes on the table, and the aroma is tangy. It can be seen that the cooking technology of the cannibal planet is also excellent.

But even so, no one in the group of seven dared to act first, just listening to the introduction of the fishbone was enough to make one's hair stand on end.

"This is baby meat from the planet Modoro." Fishbone pointed to the casserole-like container, where the boiling water was tumbling, stewing white meat pieces, "The newborn baby is tender and juicy, and the stewed broth It’s also tempting, light and tasty without being overly greasy.”

Qin Shiyue couldn't help retching, but luckily she controlled herself in time, covered her mouth and turned her gaze away.

Fishbone pointed to another steak that had been fried to a yellowish tint and said, "This is the meat of a man in the middle of the crab slave planet. The meat quality of members of other age groups on the planet is not as good as that of a man in his prime. The meat of a man in his prime is firm and firm. Chewy, wrapped in the sweet flour specially provided by our planet, dipped in a special sauce to take a bite, you can go straight to the realm of the gods - but you are not eligible to enjoy the special sauce, you can taste the crab slave steak, it is already A gift from the leader."

Bai Lingchuan raised his forehead: "You can keep it for yourself, thank you."

"There is also this dish." Yubone ignored him, and could not extricate himself from the sea of ​​delicacies, "This is the braised offal of the big-headed star people. The meat of the big-headed star people is not very delicious, but their offal is Q-bomb Soft and tender, I like it very much."

Qin Shiyue expressed disbelief: "Although the idiom is inaccurate, the words 'Q bomb soft and tender' describe it quite well. Didn't you secretly watch the earth's food and broadcast?"

"It's the viscera of the big-headed people, that's it." Bai Lingchuan said with emotion, "As expected, not only their heads are bigger than others, but their internal organs are even bigger than others."

Sheng Zhiqing lowered his eyes to look at the plate of black viscera, with a half-smile: "It's true that the weak eat the strong, the big-headed planet is not at the top of the cosmic food chain."

"So when you think about it, don't you feel extra irritated when you were coveted by such an unpopular little planet leader?"

"I'm quite angry right now, how come you still can't learn to chat normally after so long?"

"Look at the situation, it won't allow us to chat normally, right?"

Hearing the fishbone continue to introduce: "This is horse noodle sashimi. The leader said that the meat of members of the horse noodle planet is only suitable for eating raw. Steaming, frying and frying will destroy the original nutrients, but eating raw is extra refreshing."

Everyone: "..."

"This dry-stir-fried four-season worm is an ingredient that is regularly supplied by our alliance star insect planet. It is salty, fragrant and crispy after dry-stirring. It is really a good product."

Qiao Qiao exclaimed: "As soon as you reported the name of the dish, you really couldn't pick out the slightest grammatical problem. Is there a specialization in arithmetic?"

"Crap."

"I want to ask, are there any plasma planets in these dishes?" It was the strange liquid creature she had seen in the supermarket when she first met Bai Lingchuan and the others.

Fishbone sneered: "The basin in the middle is full of blood, and the ingredients come from the plasma planet."

"...Your planet also has the saying 'Mao Xue Wang'?"

“Food knows no stars.”

"Oh."

Qin Shiyue was also curious: "Is there meat from the werewolf planet?" She still remembered being taken advantage of by the werewolf leader Kakashi.

Fishbone shook his head seriously: "No, it's not easy to shed hair, and the smell is offensive. Our leader doesn't like it."

Having said all this, Liang Yi decided to ask: "The rubber star..."

Fishbone was very contemptuous: "That kind of low-level planet is also worthy of being our food?"

"..."

"Stop talking nonsense and eat quickly. Gaining a few pounds of meat is your top priority now."

Everyone: "What about the secondary tasks?"

"Secondary tasks are regular showers and cleanliness."

It is true that this meal was difficult to eat.

Bai Lingchuan's chopsticks stopped in mid-air for a long time, and finally reached for the horse-faced sashimi helplessly. After all, it carried the word "horse", and he could comfort himself by saying that he eats horse meat, which is not too different from the eating habits of the earth... …Bar?

Sheng Zhiqing thought about it for a while, and felt that the viscera of the worm-man was not unacceptable, so he aimed at the plate of viscera.

Anyway, no matter what to eat, no one is willing to try that pot of baby soup. Compared with other teammates who reluctantly tolerated it, Qiao Qiao really couldn't eat any dish. Taking advantage of the fishbone and turning to go out, she hurriedly took out her pocket to find it. snack.

"Fishbone just said that all the dishes on this table must be eaten - it's up to you!"

Bai Lingchuan turned to look at Qi Lang: "You are responsible for drinking the baby soup."

"dream."