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The man in black gave Donghua another ambiguous look, and promised with style: "Naturally, I want to help. I have always taken saving the world as my duty."
Donghua couldn't take it anymore, and silently clenched his fists, finally not letting the anger float on his face.
For some reason, Yang Er insisted on rushing back in a hurry, several people left the Orchid Courtyard, got into the carriage, bought some food and ate while walking.
The man in black was very talkative, talking about local customs, anecdotes and strange things along the way, Yang Er was fascinated by what he listened to, and out of the ordinary, he didn't bother Donghua.He just sat next to the man in black and had a good chat.
Donghua leaned against a corner of the carriage, holding a pack of jujube cakes alone, eating very gracefully.
When approaching the outskirts of Beijing, Yang Er finally remembered Donghua who had been neglected, and called him: "Master Shaoyang, what are you doing sitting so far away? You need to get close to people. Come, come, sit, what are you afraid of?" ah?"
Donghua looked over indifferently: "No need."
Yang Er started to smirk again: "We won't eat you again, haha..." Then he turned to the man in black and said, "Second Brother Xuan, you don't know, Master Shaoyang is serious on weekdays, when I touched him he Just blush."
The man in black frowned when he heard this, and stared at Donghua for a while, as if thinking of something, the same teasing smile gradually appeared on his face.
Donghua ignored them and continued to eat stuffily.
You are really a mortal kid with naked eyes, just now you were scared to cry for father and mother by just exorcising evil, but you don't know that the person next to you is more than a thousand times more terrifying than exorcising evil.
Originally, the only relative of the Shangxian, one of the candidates for the Emperor of Heaven, is now shocking the Demon Emperor of the Three Realms, Xuantian.
Don't you think he's scary?
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☆、He Xi ([-])
Mr. Yang and his wife were obviously very happy to have one more helper, so they took them to the main room to serve a good meal that night, for fear that the hospitality would not be good.
Aunt Zhou winked at the maid: "Go."
The servant girl understood, and immediately tore off the hem of the plate of braised soft-shelled turtle, and put it on the Xuantian plate.
Donghua looked at Aunt Zhou's intentions to make Yang Er and Xuantian get closer.It does make sense to taste one product.A master who cheats food and drink, and a well-informed knight-errant, put together to judge.What's more, Yang Er still has that kind of "hobby", and he even wants to find someone who looks handsome and handsome, so as to get "righteousness".
"Second brother Xuan, try it, it's delicious." Aunt Zhou ignored Master Yang's inquiring gaze, and said courteously to Xuan Tian, "I see that my Yu'er has a crush on you, so you should tell him more about the outside world Oh, by the way, you just said that you just came from Jiangnan, and I heard that the girls in Jiangnan are well-looking and have a good temper, Brother Xuan, tell me, is this true?"
Xuan Tian picked up the hem of the skirt, sniffed it, then put it down again: "If you want me to say it's half-truth. There are girls like this everywhere. In Jiangnan, there are many ugly and hot-tempered ones, but they are not for outsiders. That's all."
Aunt Zhou said: "That means there are many good girls in the local area?"
Xuan Tian nodded, and took advantage of the opportunity to pick the hem of the skirt into Yang Er's bowl: "That's right, just look for it with all your heart."
Aunt Zhou saw with sharp eyes: "Oh, look at how well Second Brother Xuan treats you. Yuer, you have to listen to Second Brother Xuan, don't always say that there is no good girl, mother will choose one carefully for you, and marry her. Safe and secure, in the future..."
"No." Yang Er rolled his eyes and dumped Aunt Zhou's face, and muttered, "I just want to find a man to live with."
Master Yang threw his chopsticks on the table: "Shut up, or say I'll break your leg!"
Yang Er remained silent, but his eyes were indifferent.
Donghua secretly sighed.It's a pity that such obsession should be used on such a hobby.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished sighing, Yang Er shifted his mind to Donghua: "Master Shaoyang, why don't I go to sleep in your room tonight."
This time Aunt Zhao was also angry, but she glared at Donghua and said, "Nonsense, two big men sleeping together, what do they look like!"
Yang Er scratched his head: "Mother thinks what it looks like, that's what it is."
Donghua felt very innocent, why did Ben Shangxian recruit this deadly Duanxiu again?
Master Yang became angry from embarrassment, and thought of his elder son Yang Shaoyan for a moment. If he is good, he doesn't care if this rebellious son does anything wrong, but now...
Seeing that Master Yang's eyes were red, Donghua knew that if he didn't say anything, he would be implicated by death, so he said righteously: "Second son, I don't like sharing the bed with others, please forgive me."
Yang Erdao: "Master Daoist, I am haunted by evil spirits, what if it comes to harm me at night, you can't just ignore death. Just promise me and let me go to your room."
Donghua was at a loss for words for a while, and at first he used the excuse of being a good person and muddleheaded, but it turned out to be a stone that fell on his own foot.He didn't dare to see Aunt Zhou and Master Yang, even though he was the victim in this matter.
Xuantian looked at it with great interest for a long while, and finally smiled and said: "Before entering the mansion today, Taoist Shaoyang gave me a talisman, saying that Master Baiyun once recited scriptures for this talisman, so it can drive away evil spirits." Take it and stick it on the door, so you can sit back and relax. Master Shaoyang, don’t you blame me for borrowing flowers to offer Buddha?”
Donghua thought, this strike-up is really subtle and clever.So he calmly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and replied with a distant smile: "How could it be?"
Yang Er ran out of excuses and kept silent again, but judging by his expression, he didn't seem too disappointed.
Master Yang and Aunt Zhou finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Aunt Zhou began to greet Xuantian again: "Thanks to Second Brother Xuan for being thoughtful, come here, eat food quickly."
Xuan Tian responded, but was not in a hurry to eat the food: "I have another merciless request."
Master Yang said cheerfully: "All right, all right, nephew Xuanxian just say it."
Xuantian glanced at Donghua quickly, and said: "I heard that the evil spirits only haunt middle-aged men, especially those who are ugly. Now I have given the magic talisman to Brother Yang, so I have no magic weapon for self-defense. If the evil spirits come here at night, I am afraid... ..."
Yang Er hurriedly said: "Then shall I return this talisman to you?"
Aunt Zhou became nervous, for fear that Xuantian would regret taking the talisman back.
Donghua secretly thought something was wrong.
Sure enough, Xuan Tian continued: "That's not necessary, Master Shaoyang and I shared a room together. Then came the evil spirits, one can protect the Taoist priest Shaoyang, and the other can help the Taoist priest Shaoyang. "
Aunt Zhou repeatedly agreed that it was the best way for her to deal with it, and she wished that the two of them would sleep together for the rest of their lives.
Yang Er was a little dazed, Brother Xuan didn't look like such a timid person.
Donghua wondered: "But the poor don't like to share the bed with others."
Aunt Zhou said contemptuously: "What do you like or not? The guest room at home is already tight, and Brother Xuan is willing to live with you. You still choose."
Xuantian said generously: "Since Master Shaoyang doesn't like to share the bed with others, just add another bed."
Donghua still said: "But my room doesn't seem very spacious, I'm afraid adding an extra bed..."
"It would be nice to have two beds together!" Aunt Zhou waved her hand impatiently and called a few servants, "You guys, go carry the bed now!"
Donghua silently stirred the rice porridge.Is this different from sleeping on the same bed?
Master Yang apologized to Donghua in a low voice: "Master has wronged you."
Donghua sighed, the matter has come to an end, and he has to admit it.
Donghua has been thinking about Xuantian's purpose here.It is said that he is an ordinary person now, even if Xuan Tian has any conspiracy, he should not make a fuss about him.
Donghua thought about it secretly, and went back to his room after the banquet.The maid brought hot water, and Donghua soaked his feet very quickly. He didn't even need tea, so he got into the innermost bed and slept with his clothes on.
Xuan Tian thanked the maidservant on Donghua's behalf, and the maidservant replied shyly, and after Xuantian finished washing, she collected the leftover soup and went out blushing.
Donghua faced the wall and shook his head secretly.He heard the sound of closing the door again, and after a while, there was an extra person on the bed.Donghua quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but he was still fully alert.
The person behind him was lying down dutifully, without any movement, and he didn't know if he was asleep.
Donghua concentrated for a moment, and suddenly felt a bit sour on the tip of his nose unconsciously.
I still remember when the heaven and the earth were first divided, the sky was clear and the earth was turbid, and they were separated, just when it was about to settle down.Taiqing Daozu suddenly had a novel idea, and drew the last puff of clean and turbid air, and took two clean bottles to store them separately.After discussing with the other two Taoist ancestors for a few days, a solution was born.When the clear Qi is empty and scattered, it is frozen with ice.The turbid air is gloomy, so it is burned with mysterious fire.The two streams of Qi were placed together in the Eight Diagrams Furnace, and after tens of thousands of years of relative comparison, two characters were born just now.
At this time, the lower world has gradually left the prehistoric world, mortals have multiplied for generations, and the spiritual power in the world can no longer generate gods by itself.After that, all the gods were ascended by the two Taoist ancestors, Cheng Yuqing and Shangqing, who were masters of life in the world, and they became Houtian gods after several times of practice.
Donghua and Xuantian, who came into the world at this time, were born with extraordinary talents, and they were congenital gods.It was also for this reason that Taiqing Taoist ancestor took one step to sit down, fearing that the two juniors would be robbed.
Because there was no heavenly palace at that time, there were very few places in the sky to live in.Since childhood, Donghua and Xuantian have been huddled together in Lihentian's side hall, facing each other day and night, practicing enlightenment.
Until the Tiangong was first completed, the two went out from Lihentian, and each had a mansion.
Donghua felt a little sad for a moment, and unconsciously sniffed his nose.
When he realized something was wrong, the person behind him had already said, "Daoist Shaoyang, are you still asleep?"
Donghua cleared his throat in embarrassment: "I'm about to fall asleep... I can't sleep because of the cold."
Xuan Tian smiled lightly, and said again: "That's the case, I just happen to have some insomnia, why don't we chat, and we can fall asleep when we are sleepy."
Donghua's heart moved, and he heard himself say: "Okay." Then he turned around and faced Xuantian.
At this time, Xuantian was also facing Donghua, and the two slept on both sides of the two beds with a short distance between them. Donghua couldn't see his expression clearly, only those extremely bright eyes, standing in the dark. shimmering.
Donghua was filled with emotions for a moment.Obviously, I also watched him grow up from a brat like Yang Er, even if he was a little bit arrogant, it wouldn't be... What went wrong, so that the good junior fell into the heaven where everyone screamed for beatings? situation?
However, Xuantian's eyes suddenly brightened a little: "Senior brother?"
Donghua was taken aback for a moment, and quickly narrowed his eyes and asked, "Huh? What does Mr. Xuan call the poor?"
Xuan Tian's eyes dimmed for a moment, and he smiled nonchalantly: "It's nothing, I drank a few more glasses tonight, and talked nonsense for a while, please forgive me, Daoist."
Donghua hurriedly said: "It's not a problem, it's just that Mr. Xuan's call of senior brother just now really scared the poor Taoist. The poor Taoist is a tricked and abducted warlock, and he is young, how can he bear this title."
Seeing Xuantian was thoughtful, Donghua turned the conversation to the other side: "At the dinner, Mr. Xuan used a magic talisman to rescue the poor Daoist. I am really grateful."
Donghua said gloomyly: "Poverty Dao is also wondering, obviously he also went to find girls to have fun, but he was afraid..." Donghua stopped talking, doubts flashed by.
Xuan Tian has already taken it: "I'm afraid that others don't know that he likes men?"
Donghua nodded and said: "That's right. Ordinary people regard this as a quirk and subtly influence it. Even if he has this quirk, he knows that he is infected with bad air, so he only sneaks around for fear of being pointed out. Fortunately, he doesn't see it even when his parents scold him." The panic and the shame, it's just a show."
Xuan Tian raised the corner of his mouth: "That's right, he should deliberately want to make his parents hate him."
Donghua fell into deep thought: "Why did he do this..."
Xuan Tian stared at him for a moment, then tucked the quilt. "It's supposed to help you sleep in order to relieve your emotions, but the Taoist chief chooses to talk about complicated things. I'm afraid it will be even more difficult to fall asleep."
Donghua thought, it's strange, you, a demon god with thousands of years, are actually afraid of insomnia?But Mingli said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Pindao was too impatient."
Xuan Tian accepted the apology frankly: "It's okay, the Taoist priest doesn't have to worry so much, I will help the Taoist priest to find out the news tomorrow, and there will be unexpected gains."
Donghua agreed.For the creatures in the lower world, including the current Donghua, Xuantian is omnipotent.Donghua thought it was ridiculous, but at the same time, he was very curious about the reason why a tiger could get into the ant pile and play with relish.
Xuan Tian paused for a moment, then shifted the emphasis to the oblique thorn: "Just now I heard the Taoist chief analyze it, and it seems that he is very familiar with the matter of the broken sleeve?"
The corner of Donghua's mouth twitched: "It's human nature, and it's a convention."
Xuan Tian said: "Oh?"
Donghua felt a little guilty when he saw the smile in the corner of Xuantian's eyes through the night.He did know about masculinity, but before he went down to earth...
Suddenly, Xuantian was wrapped in a quilt and moved towards the inner side of the bed. When Donghua reacted, Xuantian's face was almost within reach.
Donghua was stunned, because Xuantian's complexion was fair, even though he was shrouded in darkness, he could clearly see Xuantian's handsome face, which had never changed for thousands of years.
Donghua could even feel a slightly warm breath coming towards his face, carrying the cold fragrance of Molan unique to the Arctic Demon Realm.
Donghua reacted very quickly, and under the quilt, he pinched the flesh on his thigh fiercely, forcing himself to remain rational and calm.
"Master Xuan, why is this?"
Xuan Tian yawned lightly, and said solemnly: "I'm tired of chatting, it's time to sleep."
Donghua was silent for a moment, and couldn't help asking again: "Then why is it so close to the poor? These few days... the poor is tired by the second son of Yang, and the melon fields are under the plums, I'm afraid it's..."
Xuan Tian didn't seem to take it seriously: "Although it's melon fields and plums, but the Taoist priest is too far away, people will think that he has a guilty conscience."
"But this... is too close."
"Is there anything, I think it's just right, and it's convenient for the monsters to take care of each other when they come."
When Donghua was about to express his dissatisfaction again, Xuantian was already wrapped in a quilt and turned over, leaving only the back of his head for Donghua, so as not to let him see the triumphant smile on his lips.
Donghua had no choice but to lie down obediently and try his best to squeeze against the wall.At this time, thinking is like a spring, where can I sleep.He was a little sad, not to mention this moment, even though this willful and reckless junior under the seat of Master Taiqing in the past, although he has always been close to him, he probably never really obeyed himself as a senior in his bones.
After all, it was only when the Immortal Physique was first formed that it was fished out of the alchemy furnace by the master one step earlier.
Donghua let out a long breath, suppressed his suspicions, turned around, facing Xuan Tiancheng back to back.
Then I am also your senior brother, forever!
In the early morning of the next day, the maid came to Donghua and Xuantian's room with the washing water, and waited attentively.
Not long after, the door opened from the inside, only to see that Donghua was already fully dressed, and he was looking out blankly. There was a thick black under his eyes, as if he hadn't slept all night.
In the middle of the merged big bed, the corners of Mr. Xuan's mouth slightly raised, as if he was immersed in a very sweet dream.
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It's a sunny autumn day, and the garden is full of golden osmanthus.
After the few maids cleaned up, and they didn't have to wait in front of the wife and son, when they had free time, three of them made a pile and hid under the rockery and whispered, as if trying to persuade one of them.
The little girl who was persuaded still said angrily: "It's okay to bear it before, but he came to pinch my face again when I went out in the morning. When I think about how many men he has touched with his hand, my stomach feels uncomfortable."
Another servant girl with an oval face was hugging her, patted her shoulder and said: "Don't be angry, you have washed your face several times a day, and if you wash it again, your skin will be thinner."
It caused the maid next to him to laugh, and the little maid who was persuaded also burst out laughing, still muttering: "You said how the second young master got this habit, he used to tease us, but now he also hooks up with a handsome man. The Shaoyang Daoist who came to do the dojo slipped away as soon as he saw him."
The maid with melon seed face smiled and said: "Not all of them, you see that the second young master treats Young Master Xuan, isn't it normal. Maybe that Taoist Shaoyang himself is not clean?"
The little maid who was persuaded curled her lips: "Young Master Xuan is a flirtatious woman only, besides, he is a knight-errant, so he is not easy to provoke. In other words, even if Young Master Xuan likes men, he would not dare to provoke them rashly." ah."
At this time, she saw the little maid beside her who had been silent all this time, bit her lips after hearing this, as if she had something to say.Then he poked her with his hand: "Xiaomei, you were the one to wait on last night. Mr. Xuan and Daoist Shaoyang slept together. Do you see anything strange?"
"This..." Xiaomei hesitated for a long time, and finally said slowly, "Did you arrive last night? This morning, I went in to deliver the water for washing, and I saw Mr. Xuan sleeping in the middle of the bed, and Daoist Shaoyang had already woken up. Yeah, you look tired."
The other two servant girls heard this thought-provoking scene, and they all said in surprise: "Huh—?"
From the flower garden, a voice came loudly: "Girls, excuse me."
The maids were taken aback, and dispersed in an instant, seeing Xuan Tian in black standing beside a purple hibiscus tree outside the flower garden.Beside him is Donghua in light yellow Taoist robe, holding a whisk.
After the three servant girls looked at each other in blank dismay, they blessed each other nervously: "Mr. Xuan, Daoist Shaoyang."
Xiaomei asked in a low voice: "Both, what's the matter?"
Xuantian gave Donghua a look, and then led Donghua to come here, standing still behind the rockery.
Xuan Tian smiled: "I just want to inquire about something, and I would like to ask a few girls to tell you."
Xiaomei blushed: "Please tell me."
Xuan Tian said: "I heard that the eldest son said strange words before he fell ill, does the girl know what he said at that time?"
Xiaomei was startled, looked at the other two maids, a little confused: "This..."
Xuan Tian said softly: "Why, is it inconvenient to disclose?"
Xiaomei nodded regretfully: "Master beat us for this, Mr. Xuan, I... can't do anything."
Donghua glanced at Xuantian, and pursed the corners of his mouth, see, Ben Shangxian was also rejected in the same way.
Xuantian fumbled from his sleeve, took out three red gold twisted silk bracelets, and handed them over: "Traveling in all directions downstream, this bracelet was obtained from a tribe in the mountains in the south. It is said that people who are destined to wear it can find a good relationship. Happy. I have treasured it till now, and seeing that the three girls are destined, I specially present it to you.”
The bracelet has a unique style and is of excellent quality. The three little maids have already received it with their eyes shining.Xuan Tian's talk of a happy match hit their girls' feelings, and it was like a treasure.
Xuantian said again: "Girls, you should know that Xia Su likes the beauty of being an adult. Now your family is in a difficult situation. I want to help Shaoyang Taoist priest with all my strength. This clue is the most important thing. Please let me know one or two. If you can drive away the monsters and restore your residence to safety, you will have another legend in your next experience, and you must be extremely grateful.”
Xiaomei stroked the bracelet, and said softly: "Really, when Mr. Xuan tells others about this experience in the future, will he mention me?"
Xuan Tian nodded and said: "Naturally."
Xiaomei showed her face in satisfaction, showing a shy smile unique to girls.But he didn't realize that the other party didn't even know his last name.
Donghua has never experienced human affairs and human relationships. When he was in the immortal throne with Xuantian, all the immortal friends in the nine heavens have not yet started to plot.Later, even though he was assigned the position of immortal, Donghua was enshrined on the altar long ago, and was worshiped by the immortals. Although he had a good demeanor on the surface, he was actually very pure in heart.In the past, he only said that Xuantian had a sharp tongue and was a likable child.Never thought that one day, when the two of them came to the mortal world together, Xuantian would start to shine brightly like a precious pearl.
See the real chapter in the details.It's not difficult for Donghua to understand that Xuantian had been in the demon clan for more than a thousand years, and he replaced the previous demon emperor.
Donghua thought with emotion, in this way, being a god actually buried him?
Xiaomei's face was full of joy, and the little maid who was persuaded before said neatly: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that the master keeps the way out and cares about the reputation of the eldest son. But if we don't say it, others will say it, too. But Mr. Xuan, don't tell us what you told us to say."
Xuan Tian smiled slightly, still said: "Naturally."
Xiaomei was afraid of being robbed of credit by others, so she hurriedly said: "At that time, the eldest young master kept shouting that I was going to Youlan Courtyard, let me go to Youlan Courtyard quickly." After speaking, she blushed and buried her head down.
Donghua asked: "That's all, nothing else?"
Xiaomei let out a "hmm", but she was still embarrassed to look up.
Donghua suddenly remembered something: "Since when did the second son of your family like masculinity?"
At this time, the little girl who was persuaded before said: "It seems that the first young master started to be evil. The second young master only liked to tease girls before. He is also a frequent visitor of Youlan Courtyard." After she finished speaking, she covered her mouth and said in surprise: "Yeah, could it be that the second young master's evil has something to do with the second young master? It's... the second young master killed the first young master?"
The little maid with a melon seed face suddenly laughed and said in a low voice: "The second young master must be frantically molesting the eldest young master, right?"
Xiaomei hurriedly covered their mouths: "Hurry up and shut up, Mr. Xuan and the others are still here."
Donghua coughed and asked, "Has your eldest son been to Youlan Courtyard?"
Xiaomei shook her head and said: "I don't know, we are just slaves, we don't know much about the affairs of the outer hall."
Seeing the situation, Donghua really had nothing to ask, so he nodded to Xuantian, thanked him, and the two left with their own concerns.
The servants of the Yang Mansion have been busy all day, decorating the house and preparing ingredients.It coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, and the moon will be full tomorrow night, which happens to be August [-]th.
Even if something happens in the house, you can't lose your dignity during the festival.
However, due to Donghua's promised dojo, in order to prevent unexpected complications, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, Mr. Yang said early in the morning that he would not invite outsiders.
Originally, he thought that what he had inquired from the maid would be the key clues, but now it was like a fog that blinded his eyes, and Donghua felt that his clues were even more confused.He then asked Xuan Tian for his opinion.
Xuan Tian shook his head at him with a puzzled smile.
From this look, Donghua was even more certain that Xuantian must have something to do with it. Although he didn't know what it was, one day the truth would come to light.
You don't want to... let senior brother down.
At this time, Xuantian seemed to be in a good mood, and suddenly looked at a corner of the yard and said, "This pomegranate is very ripe, judging from its appearance, it must be very delicious to eat." He looked at Donghua, "Master Dao, how about picking a few to taste? .”
Donghua loosened Fuchen's hand: "Okay."
Once upon a time, the two of them stood shoulder to shoulder, and in order to please their master who likes to make potions, they stole snow lotus from Kunlun Mountain, red fruit from Jin'ao Island, and even eggs from the main nest of the Suzaku clan. By mistake, a little red chicken hatched.
Now, just like before, Xuan Tian stepped on the tree trunk a few times in a decent manner, imitating mortals to fly over the walls and climb up the branches.
Donghua looked around at the wind, while pulling up his Taoist robe, and took in the pomegranate that Xuantian dropped from the tree.He is now a mortal, running around clumsily on the ground, if the lawn is not soft, the pomegranates must all be broken.It's funny in my heart, two immortal monarchs and demon emperors who are more than ten thousand years old, actually ran to the backyard of mortals to pick pomegranates and eat them.
A shout came from a distance: "Hey, what are you doing?"
The two were happily sorting out the "full load" of achievements in their arms. Hearing this action, they exchanged eyes in a tacit understanding. Donghua gave an order: "Run!"
Xuantian pulled his robe with one hand and lifted Donghua up with the other, ignoring the one or two fruits rolling down from his arms, he galloped away and disappeared from the sight of the visitors.
A servant rushed over, picked up the pomegranate that had fallen on the ground, picked it twice, peeled off the skin, and ate it with relish.Seeing that there are only a few fruits left on the tree, he muttered: "It's not that they are not allowed to be picked. The pomegranates on this tree are originally picked and eaten by the servants. Why do you pick so many at once? Don't be afraid." hold on..."
Glancing at the fly whisk left behind under the tree, his eyes lit up. Right now, the second young master seemed to have that intention in mind for Daoist Shaoyang, and he just took it to ask for credit.
Donghua and Xuantian ran back to the room in one breath, closed the door, and then heaved a sigh of relief. Donghua sat slumped on the bed and gasped for breath. Xuantian picked out the biggest and reddest one slowly, peeled the skin, and peeled the skin. Put the fruit pieces into the bowl, and exclaimed: "The grains are full, ruddy and juicy, it really is top grade."
Then, he put the porcelain bowl in front of Donghua: "Taste it."
Donghua only cared about panting for breath, and didn't even think about eating pomegranates.Seeing that Xuantian's face is neither red nor out of breath, he actually misses being a god. In comparison, a god is a thief, but also a thief with a graceful demeanor.
Seeing that Donghua didn't respond, Xuantian took one with his own hands and put it in Donghua's mouth.The slender fingers almost touched Donghua's lips.
Donghua was taken aback, dodged backwards, and at the same time picked up the fruit with his hands.Due to panic, he held Xuantian's fingertips together in his hand.
Xuan Tian raised his eyelashes to look over, the eyes intersected, and time froze for a moment.
At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Yang Erdang rushed in holding his whisk: "The Taoist is not bad, he competed with the servants for pomegranates, and gave the whisk..."
He saw clearly that the two people on the bed were holding hands and their eyes were unknown, and swallowed the second half of the conversation.
Donghua hurriedly let go, moved aside, and sat upright.
Xuan Tian narrowed his eyes imperceptibly: "Brother Yang, it's not a good habit to enter a room without knocking."
Yang Er put Fuchen on the table, spread his hands and said, "I entered the room of two men, who knew... such a thing would happen."
"It's just that the state officials are only allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps. Brother Yang shouted masculinity every day, but I just touched fingers with the Taoist priest, so you are not happy?"
Yang Er retorted: "I thought you were different from me, that's why I was surprised."
Xuan Tian put his hands on the table, resting his forehead extremely lazily: "That is to say, Brother Yang only seeks to provoke men who are decent, and he doesn't dare to touch men who are as masculine as you?"
Donghua raised his head to look at him when he heard the words.
Yang Er's face changed, and he said stubbornly: "Who said that, it's not. I think Dao Changsheng is good, I don't care if he is serious or not."
Xuan Tian asked again: "Then why does Brother Yang still go to the place of fireworks? As far as I know, there are some men who make a living in some fences in Zhangtai Street, and there are not a few good-looking ones, why do you never go? "
Yang Er said loudly: "How do you know that I won't go, I will... just go and show you tonight!"
Xuan Tian straightened up and said, "Okay, let's go together."
Yang Er's eyes flickered: "You go... okay, do you have money?"
Xuan Tian fumbled from his sleeve, conjured up a few gold ingots, and put them on the table: "Is it enough?"
Yang Er was completely speechless, and responded indiscriminately: "I'll go prepare the carriage!"
After leaving the door, the young man happily followed him: "How about it, young master, can you give me a reward?"
Yang Er kicked over: "Go away!"
Donghua looked sympathetically at Yang Er who disappeared at the door, why did he insist on being so frank, wouldn't it be good to be straightforward, Xuantian had ulterior motives, who knew if he would try it himself first after he left.
What if he also eats the marrow and knows the taste, and becomes that... Xuantian's conduct has already been disgusted by the immortals, and if his taste is detested again...
The Demon Emperor is a broken sleeve?
Donghua couldn't imagine.
It's not right, Ben Shangxian also wants to follow and monitor, the tragedy has happened to Xuantian once, and it can't be allowed to happen a second time.Even if what I do today is to participate in the business forever, I, as a senior brother, will not regret it!
Donghua still remembered that when he entered the city yesterday, it was Yang Er who opened the way and led him all the way into Zhangtai Street.
But today is very different from yesterday. Walking on Zhangtai Street, he and Xuantian dragged Yang Er all the way forward. in front of the building.
The store was much like the others, except that it wasn't listed.
This is also the characteristic of Xiaoguanguan.
Xuantian and Donghua looked at each other, then pushed Yang Er in.
A young man with a lot of make-up came up to him, covered his mouth with a handkerchief and smiled and said, "Thanks to the honor of the three young masters, the small shop is full of splendor. I don't know what kind of husband do you want? How many?"
Xuan Tian pointed to Yang Erdao: "Just my brother wants one."
The little brother was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Donghua: "Don't you two?"
Xuan Tian handed over a gold ingot and said with a smile, "We can just observe and observe."
The three of them waited quietly in the room, and after a while, a little brother holding a piano came.
This little brother is exactly what Yang Er said was beautiful, soft and indisputable.With a slender waist, she came to Yang Er, bowed to Yang Er, and then began to play the piano.
In the sound of ding ding dong dong, Donghua looked at Xuantian and Yang Er, one was resting and the other was sitting on pins and needles.I am also happy, waiting to see a good show.
That's all, Xuan Tian threw an ingot of gold over: "My brother's family property is quite rich, this is the first time he is here, you must take good care of him, if he is happy, he will be a regular visitor in the future, you know ?”
The little brother agreed very simply, knowing what "rich furniture" and "regular customer" mean to him.Putting aside the qin, she swayed in front of Yang Er, slipping gently and softly into his arms.
The little brother looks very beautiful, and when his hair hangs down, Yang Er has the illusion that he is a woman.I thought it was nothing more than that, so I just closed my eyes and enjoyed it.
The little brother picked up Yang Er's hand, stroked Shao Shi, tremblingly shoved it into his underwear, and pressed it on his thigh.Yang Er closed his eyes, touched the smooth and elastic tender flesh with his fingertips, and was a little distracted for a moment, forgetting his situation, and touched upwards along the inner side of the little brother's thigh.
Donghua and Xuantian folded their arms at the same time, watching intently.
Suddenly, Yang Er screamed and pushed the younger brother to the ground.The little brother looked at him aggrieved, not knowing what went wrong.
Yang Er looked at his hand for a moment, then quickly put it on the table and rubbed it vigorously.
Xuan Tian laughed, got up and walked to Yang Er's side.Another gold ingot was placed in front of the little brother, Xuan Tian waved his hand, the little brother understood the meaning, got up from the ground, bit his lip, picked up the qin, and went out sadly.
Xuantian said: "Brother Yang, the Daoist and I took time to accompany you for a long time, and in such a situation, why don't you tell the truth?"
Yang Er's face was still pale, but he turned to Donghua and said, "Yes, I don't like other men, because I only have Master Shaoyang in my heart!"
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Donghua got up slowly: "Second Young Master Yang, please stop making excuses."
Yang Er just picked up soft persimmons and pinched them: "I didn't, master, don't forget, how did I molested you before you had a high fever?"
Donghua looked at him indifferently, his expression as usual.He is no longer the Shaoyang he used to be, besides there is Xuantian by his side, so Yang Er can't help messing around. "Those are just your pretense."
"Who said that, I...I..." Yang Er couldn't continue, recalling the suspicious bump he touched between Xiao Guan's legs just now, he forcibly suppressed the desire to vomit again.
Sure enough, he was a yellow-mouthed child who had never seen the world.
Donghua thought gloatingly, but forgot that he himself had never seen anything in the world.I just feel that the big revenge at this moment will be rewarded with great joy, so I press on every step of the way: "You, do you dare to come here to kiss the poor?"
Donghua, who has always been modest and polite, actually uttered such a shocking sentence, Xuantian couldn't help but look sideways at him.
Yang Er stared blankly at Donghua for a long time, finally bowed his head submissively, and said embarrassingly, "Master Daoist, when did you fail in learning?"
Xuan Tian stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "Don't worry, we won't let your father know where we have been and who we have met today."
Yang Er looked up at him suddenly: "You...you..."
Xuan Tian said: "For your elder brother, you really took great pains. You have been ignorant since childhood, just to highlight your elder brother's character and learning. But your elder brother is possessed by evil spirits, chanting the name of Qinlou Chuguan, which naturally offended you Father, he must have thought that your brother was hanging around there secretly. Your mother refused to take good care of him in order to allow you to inherit the family business. He is in a very dangerous situation. You are already full of five poisons on weekdays, so why not add another one? Duanxiu, even if your brother really touched those places, you are more unscrupulous than him, is what I said wrong?"
Donghua couldn't take it anymore, and silently clenched his fists, finally not letting the anger float on his face.
For some reason, Yang Er insisted on rushing back in a hurry, several people left the Orchid Courtyard, got into the carriage, bought some food and ate while walking.
The man in black was very talkative, talking about local customs, anecdotes and strange things along the way, Yang Er was fascinated by what he listened to, and out of the ordinary, he didn't bother Donghua.He just sat next to the man in black and had a good chat.
Donghua leaned against a corner of the carriage, holding a pack of jujube cakes alone, eating very gracefully.
When approaching the outskirts of Beijing, Yang Er finally remembered Donghua who had been neglected, and called him: "Master Shaoyang, what are you doing sitting so far away? You need to get close to people. Come, come, sit, what are you afraid of?" ah?"
Donghua looked over indifferently: "No need."
Yang Er started to smirk again: "We won't eat you again, haha..." Then he turned to the man in black and said, "Second Brother Xuan, you don't know, Master Shaoyang is serious on weekdays, when I touched him he Just blush."
The man in black frowned when he heard this, and stared at Donghua for a while, as if thinking of something, the same teasing smile gradually appeared on his face.
Donghua ignored them and continued to eat stuffily.
You are really a mortal kid with naked eyes, just now you were scared to cry for father and mother by just exorcising evil, but you don't know that the person next to you is more than a thousand times more terrifying than exorcising evil.
Originally, the only relative of the Shangxian, one of the candidates for the Emperor of Heaven, is now shocking the Demon Emperor of the Three Realms, Xuantian.
Don't you think he's scary?
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Mr. Yang and his wife were obviously very happy to have one more helper, so they took them to the main room to serve a good meal that night, for fear that the hospitality would not be good.
Aunt Zhou winked at the maid: "Go."
The servant girl understood, and immediately tore off the hem of the plate of braised soft-shelled turtle, and put it on the Xuantian plate.
Donghua looked at Aunt Zhou's intentions to make Yang Er and Xuantian get closer.It does make sense to taste one product.A master who cheats food and drink, and a well-informed knight-errant, put together to judge.What's more, Yang Er still has that kind of "hobby", and he even wants to find someone who looks handsome and handsome, so as to get "righteousness".
"Second brother Xuan, try it, it's delicious." Aunt Zhou ignored Master Yang's inquiring gaze, and said courteously to Xuan Tian, "I see that my Yu'er has a crush on you, so you should tell him more about the outside world Oh, by the way, you just said that you just came from Jiangnan, and I heard that the girls in Jiangnan are well-looking and have a good temper, Brother Xuan, tell me, is this true?"
Xuan Tian picked up the hem of the skirt, sniffed it, then put it down again: "If you want me to say it's half-truth. There are girls like this everywhere. In Jiangnan, there are many ugly and hot-tempered ones, but they are not for outsiders. That's all."
Aunt Zhou said: "That means there are many good girls in the local area?"
Xuan Tian nodded, and took advantage of the opportunity to pick the hem of the skirt into Yang Er's bowl: "That's right, just look for it with all your heart."
Aunt Zhou saw with sharp eyes: "Oh, look at how well Second Brother Xuan treats you. Yuer, you have to listen to Second Brother Xuan, don't always say that there is no good girl, mother will choose one carefully for you, and marry her. Safe and secure, in the future..."
"No." Yang Er rolled his eyes and dumped Aunt Zhou's face, and muttered, "I just want to find a man to live with."
Master Yang threw his chopsticks on the table: "Shut up, or say I'll break your leg!"
Yang Er remained silent, but his eyes were indifferent.
Donghua secretly sighed.It's a pity that such obsession should be used on such a hobby.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished sighing, Yang Er shifted his mind to Donghua: "Master Shaoyang, why don't I go to sleep in your room tonight."
This time Aunt Zhao was also angry, but she glared at Donghua and said, "Nonsense, two big men sleeping together, what do they look like!"
Yang Er scratched his head: "Mother thinks what it looks like, that's what it is."
Donghua felt very innocent, why did Ben Shangxian recruit this deadly Duanxiu again?
Master Yang became angry from embarrassment, and thought of his elder son Yang Shaoyan for a moment. If he is good, he doesn't care if this rebellious son does anything wrong, but now...
Seeing that Master Yang's eyes were red, Donghua knew that if he didn't say anything, he would be implicated by death, so he said righteously: "Second son, I don't like sharing the bed with others, please forgive me."
Yang Erdao: "Master Daoist, I am haunted by evil spirits, what if it comes to harm me at night, you can't just ignore death. Just promise me and let me go to your room."
Donghua was at a loss for words for a while, and at first he used the excuse of being a good person and muddleheaded, but it turned out to be a stone that fell on his own foot.He didn't dare to see Aunt Zhou and Master Yang, even though he was the victim in this matter.
Xuantian looked at it with great interest for a long while, and finally smiled and said: "Before entering the mansion today, Taoist Shaoyang gave me a talisman, saying that Master Baiyun once recited scriptures for this talisman, so it can drive away evil spirits." Take it and stick it on the door, so you can sit back and relax. Master Shaoyang, don’t you blame me for borrowing flowers to offer Buddha?”
Donghua thought, this strike-up is really subtle and clever.So he calmly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and replied with a distant smile: "How could it be?"
Yang Er ran out of excuses and kept silent again, but judging by his expression, he didn't seem too disappointed.
Master Yang and Aunt Zhou finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Aunt Zhou began to greet Xuantian again: "Thanks to Second Brother Xuan for being thoughtful, come here, eat food quickly."
Xuan Tian responded, but was not in a hurry to eat the food: "I have another merciless request."
Master Yang said cheerfully: "All right, all right, nephew Xuanxian just say it."
Xuantian glanced at Donghua quickly, and said: "I heard that the evil spirits only haunt middle-aged men, especially those who are ugly. Now I have given the magic talisman to Brother Yang, so I have no magic weapon for self-defense. If the evil spirits come here at night, I am afraid... ..."
Yang Er hurriedly said: "Then shall I return this talisman to you?"
Aunt Zhou became nervous, for fear that Xuantian would regret taking the talisman back.
Donghua secretly thought something was wrong.
Sure enough, Xuan Tian continued: "That's not necessary, Master Shaoyang and I shared a room together. Then came the evil spirits, one can protect the Taoist priest Shaoyang, and the other can help the Taoist priest Shaoyang. "
Aunt Zhou repeatedly agreed that it was the best way for her to deal with it, and she wished that the two of them would sleep together for the rest of their lives.
Yang Er was a little dazed, Brother Xuan didn't look like such a timid person.
Donghua wondered: "But the poor don't like to share the bed with others."
Aunt Zhou said contemptuously: "What do you like or not? The guest room at home is already tight, and Brother Xuan is willing to live with you. You still choose."
Xuantian said generously: "Since Master Shaoyang doesn't like to share the bed with others, just add another bed."
Donghua still said: "But my room doesn't seem very spacious, I'm afraid adding an extra bed..."
"It would be nice to have two beds together!" Aunt Zhou waved her hand impatiently and called a few servants, "You guys, go carry the bed now!"
Donghua silently stirred the rice porridge.Is this different from sleeping on the same bed?
Master Yang apologized to Donghua in a low voice: "Master has wronged you."
Donghua sighed, the matter has come to an end, and he has to admit it.
Donghua has been thinking about Xuantian's purpose here.It is said that he is an ordinary person now, even if Xuan Tian has any conspiracy, he should not make a fuss about him.
Donghua thought about it secretly, and went back to his room after the banquet.The maid brought hot water, and Donghua soaked his feet very quickly. He didn't even need tea, so he got into the innermost bed and slept with his clothes on.
Xuan Tian thanked the maidservant on Donghua's behalf, and the maidservant replied shyly, and after Xuantian finished washing, she collected the leftover soup and went out blushing.
Donghua faced the wall and shook his head secretly.He heard the sound of closing the door again, and after a while, there was an extra person on the bed.Donghua quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but he was still fully alert.
The person behind him was lying down dutifully, without any movement, and he didn't know if he was asleep.
Donghua concentrated for a moment, and suddenly felt a bit sour on the tip of his nose unconsciously.
I still remember when the heaven and the earth were first divided, the sky was clear and the earth was turbid, and they were separated, just when it was about to settle down.Taiqing Daozu suddenly had a novel idea, and drew the last puff of clean and turbid air, and took two clean bottles to store them separately.After discussing with the other two Taoist ancestors for a few days, a solution was born.When the clear Qi is empty and scattered, it is frozen with ice.The turbid air is gloomy, so it is burned with mysterious fire.The two streams of Qi were placed together in the Eight Diagrams Furnace, and after tens of thousands of years of relative comparison, two characters were born just now.
At this time, the lower world has gradually left the prehistoric world, mortals have multiplied for generations, and the spiritual power in the world can no longer generate gods by itself.After that, all the gods were ascended by the two Taoist ancestors, Cheng Yuqing and Shangqing, who were masters of life in the world, and they became Houtian gods after several times of practice.
Donghua and Xuantian, who came into the world at this time, were born with extraordinary talents, and they were congenital gods.It was also for this reason that Taiqing Taoist ancestor took one step to sit down, fearing that the two juniors would be robbed.
Because there was no heavenly palace at that time, there were very few places in the sky to live in.Since childhood, Donghua and Xuantian have been huddled together in Lihentian's side hall, facing each other day and night, practicing enlightenment.
Until the Tiangong was first completed, the two went out from Lihentian, and each had a mansion.
Donghua felt a little sad for a moment, and unconsciously sniffed his nose.
When he realized something was wrong, the person behind him had already said, "Daoist Shaoyang, are you still asleep?"
Donghua cleared his throat in embarrassment: "I'm about to fall asleep... I can't sleep because of the cold."
Xuan Tian smiled lightly, and said again: "That's the case, I just happen to have some insomnia, why don't we chat, and we can fall asleep when we are sleepy."
Donghua's heart moved, and he heard himself say: "Okay." Then he turned around and faced Xuantian.
At this time, Xuantian was also facing Donghua, and the two slept on both sides of the two beds with a short distance between them. Donghua couldn't see his expression clearly, only those extremely bright eyes, standing in the dark. shimmering.
Donghua was filled with emotions for a moment.Obviously, I also watched him grow up from a brat like Yang Er, even if he was a little bit arrogant, it wouldn't be... What went wrong, so that the good junior fell into the heaven where everyone screamed for beatings? situation?
However, Xuantian's eyes suddenly brightened a little: "Senior brother?"
Donghua was taken aback for a moment, and quickly narrowed his eyes and asked, "Huh? What does Mr. Xuan call the poor?"
Xuan Tian's eyes dimmed for a moment, and he smiled nonchalantly: "It's nothing, I drank a few more glasses tonight, and talked nonsense for a while, please forgive me, Daoist."
Donghua hurriedly said: "It's not a problem, it's just that Mr. Xuan's call of senior brother just now really scared the poor Taoist. The poor Taoist is a tricked and abducted warlock, and he is young, how can he bear this title."
Seeing Xuantian was thoughtful, Donghua turned the conversation to the other side: "At the dinner, Mr. Xuan used a magic talisman to rescue the poor Daoist. I am really grateful."
Donghua said gloomyly: "Poverty Dao is also wondering, obviously he also went to find girls to have fun, but he was afraid..." Donghua stopped talking, doubts flashed by.
Xuan Tian has already taken it: "I'm afraid that others don't know that he likes men?"
Donghua nodded and said: "That's right. Ordinary people regard this as a quirk and subtly influence it. Even if he has this quirk, he knows that he is infected with bad air, so he only sneaks around for fear of being pointed out. Fortunately, he doesn't see it even when his parents scold him." The panic and the shame, it's just a show."
Xuan Tian raised the corner of his mouth: "That's right, he should deliberately want to make his parents hate him."
Donghua fell into deep thought: "Why did he do this..."
Xuan Tian stared at him for a moment, then tucked the quilt. "It's supposed to help you sleep in order to relieve your emotions, but the Taoist chief chooses to talk about complicated things. I'm afraid it will be even more difficult to fall asleep."
Donghua thought, it's strange, you, a demon god with thousands of years, are actually afraid of insomnia?But Mingli said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Pindao was too impatient."
Xuan Tian accepted the apology frankly: "It's okay, the Taoist priest doesn't have to worry so much, I will help the Taoist priest to find out the news tomorrow, and there will be unexpected gains."
Donghua agreed.For the creatures in the lower world, including the current Donghua, Xuantian is omnipotent.Donghua thought it was ridiculous, but at the same time, he was very curious about the reason why a tiger could get into the ant pile and play with relish.
Xuan Tian paused for a moment, then shifted the emphasis to the oblique thorn: "Just now I heard the Taoist chief analyze it, and it seems that he is very familiar with the matter of the broken sleeve?"
The corner of Donghua's mouth twitched: "It's human nature, and it's a convention."
Xuan Tian said: "Oh?"
Donghua felt a little guilty when he saw the smile in the corner of Xuantian's eyes through the night.He did know about masculinity, but before he went down to earth...
Suddenly, Xuantian was wrapped in a quilt and moved towards the inner side of the bed. When Donghua reacted, Xuantian's face was almost within reach.
Donghua was stunned, because Xuantian's complexion was fair, even though he was shrouded in darkness, he could clearly see Xuantian's handsome face, which had never changed for thousands of years.
Donghua could even feel a slightly warm breath coming towards his face, carrying the cold fragrance of Molan unique to the Arctic Demon Realm.
Donghua reacted very quickly, and under the quilt, he pinched the flesh on his thigh fiercely, forcing himself to remain rational and calm.
"Master Xuan, why is this?"
Xuan Tian yawned lightly, and said solemnly: "I'm tired of chatting, it's time to sleep."
Donghua was silent for a moment, and couldn't help asking again: "Then why is it so close to the poor? These few days... the poor is tired by the second son of Yang, and the melon fields are under the plums, I'm afraid it's..."
Xuan Tian didn't seem to take it seriously: "Although it's melon fields and plums, but the Taoist priest is too far away, people will think that he has a guilty conscience."
"But this... is too close."
"Is there anything, I think it's just right, and it's convenient for the monsters to take care of each other when they come."
When Donghua was about to express his dissatisfaction again, Xuantian was already wrapped in a quilt and turned over, leaving only the back of his head for Donghua, so as not to let him see the triumphant smile on his lips.
Donghua had no choice but to lie down obediently and try his best to squeeze against the wall.At this time, thinking is like a spring, where can I sleep.He was a little sad, not to mention this moment, even though this willful and reckless junior under the seat of Master Taiqing in the past, although he has always been close to him, he probably never really obeyed himself as a senior in his bones.
After all, it was only when the Immortal Physique was first formed that it was fished out of the alchemy furnace by the master one step earlier.
Donghua let out a long breath, suppressed his suspicions, turned around, facing Xuan Tiancheng back to back.
Then I am also your senior brother, forever!
In the early morning of the next day, the maid came to Donghua and Xuantian's room with the washing water, and waited attentively.
Not long after, the door opened from the inside, only to see that Donghua was already fully dressed, and he was looking out blankly. There was a thick black under his eyes, as if he hadn't slept all night.
In the middle of the merged big bed, the corners of Mr. Xuan's mouth slightly raised, as if he was immersed in a very sweet dream.
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It's a sunny autumn day, and the garden is full of golden osmanthus.
After the few maids cleaned up, and they didn't have to wait in front of the wife and son, when they had free time, three of them made a pile and hid under the rockery and whispered, as if trying to persuade one of them.
The little girl who was persuaded still said angrily: "It's okay to bear it before, but he came to pinch my face again when I went out in the morning. When I think about how many men he has touched with his hand, my stomach feels uncomfortable."
Another servant girl with an oval face was hugging her, patted her shoulder and said: "Don't be angry, you have washed your face several times a day, and if you wash it again, your skin will be thinner."
It caused the maid next to him to laugh, and the little maid who was persuaded also burst out laughing, still muttering: "You said how the second young master got this habit, he used to tease us, but now he also hooks up with a handsome man. The Shaoyang Daoist who came to do the dojo slipped away as soon as he saw him."
The maid with melon seed face smiled and said: "Not all of them, you see that the second young master treats Young Master Xuan, isn't it normal. Maybe that Taoist Shaoyang himself is not clean?"
The little maid who was persuaded curled her lips: "Young Master Xuan is a flirtatious woman only, besides, he is a knight-errant, so he is not easy to provoke. In other words, even if Young Master Xuan likes men, he would not dare to provoke them rashly." ah."
At this time, she saw the little maid beside her who had been silent all this time, bit her lips after hearing this, as if she had something to say.Then he poked her with his hand: "Xiaomei, you were the one to wait on last night. Mr. Xuan and Daoist Shaoyang slept together. Do you see anything strange?"
"This..." Xiaomei hesitated for a long time, and finally said slowly, "Did you arrive last night? This morning, I went in to deliver the water for washing, and I saw Mr. Xuan sleeping in the middle of the bed, and Daoist Shaoyang had already woken up. Yeah, you look tired."
The other two servant girls heard this thought-provoking scene, and they all said in surprise: "Huh—?"
From the flower garden, a voice came loudly: "Girls, excuse me."
The maids were taken aback, and dispersed in an instant, seeing Xuan Tian in black standing beside a purple hibiscus tree outside the flower garden.Beside him is Donghua in light yellow Taoist robe, holding a whisk.
After the three servant girls looked at each other in blank dismay, they blessed each other nervously: "Mr. Xuan, Daoist Shaoyang."
Xiaomei asked in a low voice: "Both, what's the matter?"
Xuantian gave Donghua a look, and then led Donghua to come here, standing still behind the rockery.
Xuan Tian smiled: "I just want to inquire about something, and I would like to ask a few girls to tell you."
Xiaomei blushed: "Please tell me."
Xuan Tian said: "I heard that the eldest son said strange words before he fell ill, does the girl know what he said at that time?"
Xiaomei was startled, looked at the other two maids, a little confused: "This..."
Xuan Tian said softly: "Why, is it inconvenient to disclose?"
Xiaomei nodded regretfully: "Master beat us for this, Mr. Xuan, I... can't do anything."
Donghua glanced at Xuantian, and pursed the corners of his mouth, see, Ben Shangxian was also rejected in the same way.
Xuantian fumbled from his sleeve, took out three red gold twisted silk bracelets, and handed them over: "Traveling in all directions downstream, this bracelet was obtained from a tribe in the mountains in the south. It is said that people who are destined to wear it can find a good relationship. Happy. I have treasured it till now, and seeing that the three girls are destined, I specially present it to you.”
The bracelet has a unique style and is of excellent quality. The three little maids have already received it with their eyes shining.Xuan Tian's talk of a happy match hit their girls' feelings, and it was like a treasure.
Xuantian said again: "Girls, you should know that Xia Su likes the beauty of being an adult. Now your family is in a difficult situation. I want to help Shaoyang Taoist priest with all my strength. This clue is the most important thing. Please let me know one or two. If you can drive away the monsters and restore your residence to safety, you will have another legend in your next experience, and you must be extremely grateful.”
Xiaomei stroked the bracelet, and said softly: "Really, when Mr. Xuan tells others about this experience in the future, will he mention me?"
Xuan Tian nodded and said: "Naturally."
Xiaomei showed her face in satisfaction, showing a shy smile unique to girls.But he didn't realize that the other party didn't even know his last name.
Donghua has never experienced human affairs and human relationships. When he was in the immortal throne with Xuantian, all the immortal friends in the nine heavens have not yet started to plot.Later, even though he was assigned the position of immortal, Donghua was enshrined on the altar long ago, and was worshiped by the immortals. Although he had a good demeanor on the surface, he was actually very pure in heart.In the past, he only said that Xuantian had a sharp tongue and was a likable child.Never thought that one day, when the two of them came to the mortal world together, Xuantian would start to shine brightly like a precious pearl.
See the real chapter in the details.It's not difficult for Donghua to understand that Xuantian had been in the demon clan for more than a thousand years, and he replaced the previous demon emperor.
Donghua thought with emotion, in this way, being a god actually buried him?
Xiaomei's face was full of joy, and the little maid who was persuaded before said neatly: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that the master keeps the way out and cares about the reputation of the eldest son. But if we don't say it, others will say it, too. But Mr. Xuan, don't tell us what you told us to say."
Xuan Tian smiled slightly, still said: "Naturally."
Xiaomei was afraid of being robbed of credit by others, so she hurriedly said: "At that time, the eldest young master kept shouting that I was going to Youlan Courtyard, let me go to Youlan Courtyard quickly." After speaking, she blushed and buried her head down.
Donghua asked: "That's all, nothing else?"
Xiaomei let out a "hmm", but she was still embarrassed to look up.
Donghua suddenly remembered something: "Since when did the second son of your family like masculinity?"
At this time, the little girl who was persuaded before said: "It seems that the first young master started to be evil. The second young master only liked to tease girls before. He is also a frequent visitor of Youlan Courtyard." After she finished speaking, she covered her mouth and said in surprise: "Yeah, could it be that the second young master's evil has something to do with the second young master? It's... the second young master killed the first young master?"
The little maid with a melon seed face suddenly laughed and said in a low voice: "The second young master must be frantically molesting the eldest young master, right?"
Xiaomei hurriedly covered their mouths: "Hurry up and shut up, Mr. Xuan and the others are still here."
Donghua coughed and asked, "Has your eldest son been to Youlan Courtyard?"
Xiaomei shook her head and said: "I don't know, we are just slaves, we don't know much about the affairs of the outer hall."
Seeing the situation, Donghua really had nothing to ask, so he nodded to Xuantian, thanked him, and the two left with their own concerns.
The servants of the Yang Mansion have been busy all day, decorating the house and preparing ingredients.It coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, and the moon will be full tomorrow night, which happens to be August [-]th.
Even if something happens in the house, you can't lose your dignity during the festival.
However, due to Donghua's promised dojo, in order to prevent unexpected complications, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival banquet, Mr. Yang said early in the morning that he would not invite outsiders.
Originally, he thought that what he had inquired from the maid would be the key clues, but now it was like a fog that blinded his eyes, and Donghua felt that his clues were even more confused.He then asked Xuan Tian for his opinion.
Xuan Tian shook his head at him with a puzzled smile.
From this look, Donghua was even more certain that Xuantian must have something to do with it. Although he didn't know what it was, one day the truth would come to light.
You don't want to... let senior brother down.
At this time, Xuantian seemed to be in a good mood, and suddenly looked at a corner of the yard and said, "This pomegranate is very ripe, judging from its appearance, it must be very delicious to eat." He looked at Donghua, "Master Dao, how about picking a few to taste? .”
Donghua loosened Fuchen's hand: "Okay."
Once upon a time, the two of them stood shoulder to shoulder, and in order to please their master who likes to make potions, they stole snow lotus from Kunlun Mountain, red fruit from Jin'ao Island, and even eggs from the main nest of the Suzaku clan. By mistake, a little red chicken hatched.
Now, just like before, Xuan Tian stepped on the tree trunk a few times in a decent manner, imitating mortals to fly over the walls and climb up the branches.
Donghua looked around at the wind, while pulling up his Taoist robe, and took in the pomegranate that Xuantian dropped from the tree.He is now a mortal, running around clumsily on the ground, if the lawn is not soft, the pomegranates must all be broken.It's funny in my heart, two immortal monarchs and demon emperors who are more than ten thousand years old, actually ran to the backyard of mortals to pick pomegranates and eat them.
A shout came from a distance: "Hey, what are you doing?"
The two were happily sorting out the "full load" of achievements in their arms. Hearing this action, they exchanged eyes in a tacit understanding. Donghua gave an order: "Run!"
Xuantian pulled his robe with one hand and lifted Donghua up with the other, ignoring the one or two fruits rolling down from his arms, he galloped away and disappeared from the sight of the visitors.
A servant rushed over, picked up the pomegranate that had fallen on the ground, picked it twice, peeled off the skin, and ate it with relish.Seeing that there are only a few fruits left on the tree, he muttered: "It's not that they are not allowed to be picked. The pomegranates on this tree are originally picked and eaten by the servants. Why do you pick so many at once? Don't be afraid." hold on..."
Glancing at the fly whisk left behind under the tree, his eyes lit up. Right now, the second young master seemed to have that intention in mind for Daoist Shaoyang, and he just took it to ask for credit.
Donghua and Xuantian ran back to the room in one breath, closed the door, and then heaved a sigh of relief. Donghua sat slumped on the bed and gasped for breath. Xuantian picked out the biggest and reddest one slowly, peeled the skin, and peeled the skin. Put the fruit pieces into the bowl, and exclaimed: "The grains are full, ruddy and juicy, it really is top grade."
Then, he put the porcelain bowl in front of Donghua: "Taste it."
Donghua only cared about panting for breath, and didn't even think about eating pomegranates.Seeing that Xuantian's face is neither red nor out of breath, he actually misses being a god. In comparison, a god is a thief, but also a thief with a graceful demeanor.
Seeing that Donghua didn't respond, Xuantian took one with his own hands and put it in Donghua's mouth.The slender fingers almost touched Donghua's lips.
Donghua was taken aback, dodged backwards, and at the same time picked up the fruit with his hands.Due to panic, he held Xuantian's fingertips together in his hand.
Xuan Tian raised his eyelashes to look over, the eyes intersected, and time froze for a moment.
At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Yang Erdang rushed in holding his whisk: "The Taoist is not bad, he competed with the servants for pomegranates, and gave the whisk..."
He saw clearly that the two people on the bed were holding hands and their eyes were unknown, and swallowed the second half of the conversation.
Donghua hurriedly let go, moved aside, and sat upright.
Xuan Tian narrowed his eyes imperceptibly: "Brother Yang, it's not a good habit to enter a room without knocking."
Yang Er put Fuchen on the table, spread his hands and said, "I entered the room of two men, who knew... such a thing would happen."
"It's just that the state officials are only allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps. Brother Yang shouted masculinity every day, but I just touched fingers with the Taoist priest, so you are not happy?"
Yang Er retorted: "I thought you were different from me, that's why I was surprised."
Xuan Tian put his hands on the table, resting his forehead extremely lazily: "That is to say, Brother Yang only seeks to provoke men who are decent, and he doesn't dare to touch men who are as masculine as you?"
Donghua raised his head to look at him when he heard the words.
Yang Er's face changed, and he said stubbornly: "Who said that, it's not. I think Dao Changsheng is good, I don't care if he is serious or not."
Xuan Tian asked again: "Then why does Brother Yang still go to the place of fireworks? As far as I know, there are some men who make a living in some fences in Zhangtai Street, and there are not a few good-looking ones, why do you never go? "
Yang Er said loudly: "How do you know that I won't go, I will... just go and show you tonight!"
Xuan Tian straightened up and said, "Okay, let's go together."
Yang Er's eyes flickered: "You go... okay, do you have money?"
Xuan Tian fumbled from his sleeve, conjured up a few gold ingots, and put them on the table: "Is it enough?"
Yang Er was completely speechless, and responded indiscriminately: "I'll go prepare the carriage!"
After leaving the door, the young man happily followed him: "How about it, young master, can you give me a reward?"
Yang Er kicked over: "Go away!"
Donghua looked sympathetically at Yang Er who disappeared at the door, why did he insist on being so frank, wouldn't it be good to be straightforward, Xuantian had ulterior motives, who knew if he would try it himself first after he left.
What if he also eats the marrow and knows the taste, and becomes that... Xuantian's conduct has already been disgusted by the immortals, and if his taste is detested again...
The Demon Emperor is a broken sleeve?
Donghua couldn't imagine.
It's not right, Ben Shangxian also wants to follow and monitor, the tragedy has happened to Xuantian once, and it can't be allowed to happen a second time.Even if what I do today is to participate in the business forever, I, as a senior brother, will not regret it!
Donghua still remembered that when he entered the city yesterday, it was Yang Er who opened the way and led him all the way into Zhangtai Street.
But today is very different from yesterday. Walking on Zhangtai Street, he and Xuantian dragged Yang Er all the way forward. in front of the building.
The store was much like the others, except that it wasn't listed.
This is also the characteristic of Xiaoguanguan.
Xuantian and Donghua looked at each other, then pushed Yang Er in.
A young man with a lot of make-up came up to him, covered his mouth with a handkerchief and smiled and said, "Thanks to the honor of the three young masters, the small shop is full of splendor. I don't know what kind of husband do you want? How many?"
Xuan Tian pointed to Yang Erdao: "Just my brother wants one."
The little brother was stunned for a moment, then pointed at Donghua: "Don't you two?"
Xuan Tian handed over a gold ingot and said with a smile, "We can just observe and observe."
The three of them waited quietly in the room, and after a while, a little brother holding a piano came.
This little brother is exactly what Yang Er said was beautiful, soft and indisputable.With a slender waist, she came to Yang Er, bowed to Yang Er, and then began to play the piano.
In the sound of ding ding dong dong, Donghua looked at Xuantian and Yang Er, one was resting and the other was sitting on pins and needles.I am also happy, waiting to see a good show.
That's all, Xuan Tian threw an ingot of gold over: "My brother's family property is quite rich, this is the first time he is here, you must take good care of him, if he is happy, he will be a regular visitor in the future, you know ?”
The little brother agreed very simply, knowing what "rich furniture" and "regular customer" mean to him.Putting aside the qin, she swayed in front of Yang Er, slipping gently and softly into his arms.
The little brother looks very beautiful, and when his hair hangs down, Yang Er has the illusion that he is a woman.I thought it was nothing more than that, so I just closed my eyes and enjoyed it.
The little brother picked up Yang Er's hand, stroked Shao Shi, tremblingly shoved it into his underwear, and pressed it on his thigh.Yang Er closed his eyes, touched the smooth and elastic tender flesh with his fingertips, and was a little distracted for a moment, forgetting his situation, and touched upwards along the inner side of the little brother's thigh.
Donghua and Xuantian folded their arms at the same time, watching intently.
Suddenly, Yang Er screamed and pushed the younger brother to the ground.The little brother looked at him aggrieved, not knowing what went wrong.
Yang Er looked at his hand for a moment, then quickly put it on the table and rubbed it vigorously.
Xuan Tian laughed, got up and walked to Yang Er's side.Another gold ingot was placed in front of the little brother, Xuan Tian waved his hand, the little brother understood the meaning, got up from the ground, bit his lip, picked up the qin, and went out sadly.
Xuantian said: "Brother Yang, the Daoist and I took time to accompany you for a long time, and in such a situation, why don't you tell the truth?"
Yang Er's face was still pale, but he turned to Donghua and said, "Yes, I don't like other men, because I only have Master Shaoyang in my heart!"
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Donghua got up slowly: "Second Young Master Yang, please stop making excuses."
Yang Er just picked up soft persimmons and pinched them: "I didn't, master, don't forget, how did I molested you before you had a high fever?"
Donghua looked at him indifferently, his expression as usual.He is no longer the Shaoyang he used to be, besides there is Xuantian by his side, so Yang Er can't help messing around. "Those are just your pretense."
"Who said that, I...I..." Yang Er couldn't continue, recalling the suspicious bump he touched between Xiao Guan's legs just now, he forcibly suppressed the desire to vomit again.
Sure enough, he was a yellow-mouthed child who had never seen the world.
Donghua thought gloatingly, but forgot that he himself had never seen anything in the world.I just feel that the big revenge at this moment will be rewarded with great joy, so I press on every step of the way: "You, do you dare to come here to kiss the poor?"
Donghua, who has always been modest and polite, actually uttered such a shocking sentence, Xuantian couldn't help but look sideways at him.
Yang Er stared blankly at Donghua for a long time, finally bowed his head submissively, and said embarrassingly, "Master Daoist, when did you fail in learning?"
Xuan Tian stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder reassuringly: "Don't worry, we won't let your father know where we have been and who we have met today."
Yang Er looked up at him suddenly: "You...you..."
Xuan Tian said: "For your elder brother, you really took great pains. You have been ignorant since childhood, just to highlight your elder brother's character and learning. But your elder brother is possessed by evil spirits, chanting the name of Qinlou Chuguan, which naturally offended you Father, he must have thought that your brother was hanging around there secretly. Your mother refused to take good care of him in order to allow you to inherit the family business. He is in a very dangerous situation. You are already full of five poisons on weekdays, so why not add another one? Duanxiu, even if your brother really touched those places, you are more unscrupulous than him, is what I said wrong?"
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