The villains all look the same [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 160 The Head Enemy Is My Lover (5)
The sun shines on the bed through the broken curtains, there are oil paintings missing a corner on the walls, and the wallpaper is mottled with black stains that cannot be wiped off.
Jian Shuangsheng opened his eyes, patted his chest in fear, and breathed a sigh of relief.
He had an argument with the system just now.
After he died, he returned to the cannon fodder lounge. He thought he would be able to receive the next mission smoothly, but the clinker system coldly judged him to fail the mission.
"Why?!" Jian Shuangsheng was anxious immediately, "Why should I be sentenced to failure!"
System: "You missed two of the three key points, are you ashamed to say you succeeded?"
"Which two?"
"Torturing Shuiyuan," the system opened the task process, and sneered, "You seem to have found the wrong person!"
Fuck, forgot about this!Jian Shuangsheng got stuck for a while, when it came to his salary, his mind moved very fast.
"Cold violence is also considered abuse!" He said slyly, "If you don't believe me, you can ask, sometimes cold violence is even more painful than beating him."
system:"……"
Jian Shuangsheng spread his hands, "You are not human, and you don't understand human feelings."
"Okay!" The system despised his brazenness, "Then what about being killed by Shuiyuan?"
Jian Shuang died in the explosion of the carriage.The marquis's carriage was luxurious, and the self-destruct device was also very powerful. The cannon fodder didn't even feel like it was blown up, it just turned into ashes.
Jian Shuangsheng was puzzled, "Is there any problem?"
"You call it suicide!"
"It's the mechanism triggered by the water abyss." Jian Shuangsheng said triumphantly.
When Shui Yuan was not there before, he quietly turned on the self-destruct switch of the carriage. As soon as the mechanism was triggered, the carriage exploded immediately.The mechanism is set on the place where Shui Yuan must pass when leaving the carriage, as long as he walks out, the mechanism will definitely be triggered.
The system gritted its teeth, only hating itself for being so stupid that it recruited this guy into the company.
"Very good," the system had to overturn the previous judgment, and Jian Shuangsheng completed the task! "Congratulations, the task is passed." The system said through gritted teeth.
It stands to reason that as long as the employees complete the tasks, the system is happy, but for some reason, whenever it sees Jian Shuangsheng, he is particularly upset.
The system gritted its back molars and squeezed out blessings from between the teeth, "Then, I wish you a happy death next time."
The spot of light shone on the face, dazzling brightly, Jian Shuangsheng raised his arms to block the annoying sunlight, pulled up the quilt to cover his eyes.
I don't know how much the pervert was stimulated.I am so shameless that I feel ashamed just thinking about it.
Jian Shuangsheng's plan is very simple, give him a sweet date, hit him with a stick, try to make the brain wave in the perverted reality fluctuate once or twice, and try to directly stimulate him to wake up.
Stimulate twice if one time is not enough, which is similar to the principle of cardiac electric shock during rescue.
He estimated the date in his mind, and prepared to take a look at it after he left.
Now not only to complete the tasks of the system, but also to complete the plan to deal with perverts, Jian Shuangsheng shoulders more and more heavy responsibilities, and none of them can be given up.
He sighed, and only hoped that the pervert would wake up quickly, so that he could work with peace of mind.
"Hey—"
Suddenly a strange sound came from the bed, Jian Shuangsheng was startled, and quickly lifted the quilt.
A squirrel rubbed its eyes and looked up from Jian Shuangsheng's arms in bewilderment.
She was petite, with a round face, sleepy squinting eyes, and small ears hanging on her head.One paw is fluffy, the other is a human hand, and the brown tail is thinner at the front and thicker at the back, larger than its body.
"Good morning." Squirrel murmured.
Who are you?
Jian Shuangsheng looked confused, wondering which scumbag he was wearing again.
"Ah! Why did I sleep here!" The squirrel shouted in surprise, "I've slept in, I've slept in, get up!"
She jumped out of the bed with a whoosh, her big tail brushed against Jian Shuangsheng's calf with hairy hair.
"Get up quickly!" The squirrel folded the quilt quickly, like a mother who wakes up her child.
She also deliberately opened the bed curtain to let the sunlight shine on Jian Shuangsheng, forcing him to get up.
The bed sheet shook twice, Jian Shuangsheng was shaken to the ground, and the squirrel continued to make the bed without changing his face, as if this was a small thing that happened every day.
"Don't be late today!" The squirrel kept thinking, threw two clothes on Jian Shuangsheng, and rushed out the door, "Hurry up and get dressed, I'll make breakfast."
Jian Shuangsheng was completely out of shape, and put on his clothes in a daze. Before he had time to research his identity, the squirrel rushed back again.
"Take it and eat it on the way."
She stuffed a newly made sandwich into Jian Shuangsheng's hands, and pushed him out the door in a hurry, muttering: "Work hard, don't be angry with the boss. I will eat chicken stewed potatoes tonight, and remember to go to the market on the way back. There are discounted vegetables and meat to buy...see you tonight!"
The door of the room was closed behind Jian Shuangsheng, Cannon Fodder was holding a cold sandwich in his hand, in front of him was the street with people coming and going, the cool wind blew, flying over a few yellowed sycamore leaves.
who I am?where am I?What should I do?
The door behind him suddenly opened again, and the squirrel held a pair of glasses in its paws, and put them on Jian Shuangsheng's head indiscriminately, "You forgot this."
The style of the glasses is very vulgar, like old reading glasses, the thin lenses have no prescription, when Jian Shuangsheng puts them on, countless light spots fly out of his eyes immediately.
The squirrel patted Jian Shuangsheng on the shoulder and nodded with satisfaction, "I just said that something is missing, and it is much more pleasing to the eye now."
She rushed back into the room again, and Jian Shuangsheng took off her glasses silently.
The glasses are this guy's magic item. After wearing them, his eyes are full of magic elements, as if his eyes were full of stars after being beaten up, and he couldn't see the road clearly.
He carefully put the glasses in his pocket, took a bite of the sandwich, and opened the task slowly...
"Fuck the system, you uncle!"
Jian Shuangsheng kicked over the trash can in front of him, and gave a big middle finger to the sky.
The original text is a string of 0s and 1s by Nima!
System, you are so blatantly revengeful!
Also do a woolen task, just give up! ! !
Jian Shuangsheng doesn't understand binary, even if he understands, he doesn't have the ability to translate binary into human language!
Damn it, I want to resign.
At the end of the endless 0 and 1 is the key point of the lonely mission, which is written in Chinese, otherwise this mission is really unnecessary.
【Harboring Orc Assassin】
The whole task is only six words, and there is almost no useful information, and I don't even know my identity and name!
Jian Shuangsheng ate up the sandwich angrily, thought about his pitiful savings, sighed, turned around and knocked on the door dejectedly.
"Come on!" The squirrel was wearing a brown apron with a little flour on it, and the fur on his paws was white, "Hey? Why haven't you left yet! What's the matter? You won't be fired by the boss, are you?" ?”
Jian Shuangsheng looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle sadly, and muttered to himself: "No, I want to kill the boss."
"What?" Squirrel asked confused.
"Oh, it's nothing." Jian Shuangsheng shook his head, pulled himself together, and asked embarrassingly, "Um... where is my place of work?"
Squirrel: "Huh?"
The mission was a disaster from the very beginning, and Jian Shuangsheng had a very bad premonition about this mission.
He explained it to the squirrel in such nonsense that he didn't know what he was talking about.Fortunately, Squirrel was very simple and wrote him the address seriously without any doubts.
Cannon fodder pinched the address, unable to figure out the relationship between his character and the squirrel.
The squirrel did wear a slave collar around her neck, and Jian Shuangsheng could feel that she was his slave.It stands to reason that the relationship between humans and orcs should be full of class contradictions, but the speech and behavior of this squirrel are not at all the attitude a slave should have towards its master.
More like... an old lady?
Well, that's fine too.He also doesn't want to abuse any orcs anymore, it's best to live in peace.
Jian Shuangsheng walked to a square along the path pointed out by the squirrel. He looked around and found that he had been here before.
Not far away is the high city wall, and you can see the majestic roof of the building inside.The city wall is heavily guarded, and soldiers stand against the wall, with the emblem of the royal family on their hats.
This is the imperial capital, the center of the entire continent.
Not far from the square, there is a five-story stone building with an orange exterior wall and rows of slender windows. It is simple and beautiful without too much decoration.There is a row of small characters on the door frame of the gate, Sunrod Magic Products Manufacturing Company.
"Joyce! You're late again!"
As soon as he entered the door, he sprayed Jian Shuangsheng with a mouthful of saliva.Wearing a dark suit and a dark blue and white striped tie, a ferocious human yelled at Jian Shuangsheng: "What did you say yesterday, if you are late, you will be fired!"
"Oh." Jian Shuangsheng nodded blankly, then turned and left.
The man was stunned, his face became more angry, and he shouted: "Where are you going?!"
Jian Shuangsheng pointed at the door, "Didn't you fire me?"
"You...!" The man spat out a string of dirty words, "Get back!"
Jian Shuangsheng: "..."
The cannon fodder obediently walked back to be trained.
It seemed that the man just wanted to curse, and had no intention of actually firing Jian Shuangsheng.He left after scolding enough, leaving Jian Shuangsheng in a daze in the company lobby.
"Yo!" Someone patted him on the shoulder to say hello, "You've been scolded again?"
Jian Shuangsheng nodded, turned around and saw a young man looking at him cheerfully.
"I heard that his wife is going to divorce him. She's not feeling well lately. Don't worry about whoever scolds you!" The young man smiled brightly and squeezed his eyes. .”
He hooked Jian Shuangsheng's shoulders, and led him towards the stairs with a smile.
"Speaking of being late next time, don't come in and wait for others to come in." The young man taught him his experience, "Boss, he only scolds one person every day and then leaves."
Jian Shuangsheng: "So you were late too, and you didn't come in until he finished scolding me?"
The young man laughed loudly, "That's right, I've been hiding outside the door for 10 minutes, didn't I just wait for you!"
Jian Shuangsheng opened his eyes, patted his chest in fear, and breathed a sigh of relief.
He had an argument with the system just now.
After he died, he returned to the cannon fodder lounge. He thought he would be able to receive the next mission smoothly, but the clinker system coldly judged him to fail the mission.
"Why?!" Jian Shuangsheng was anxious immediately, "Why should I be sentenced to failure!"
System: "You missed two of the three key points, are you ashamed to say you succeeded?"
"Which two?"
"Torturing Shuiyuan," the system opened the task process, and sneered, "You seem to have found the wrong person!"
Fuck, forgot about this!Jian Shuangsheng got stuck for a while, when it came to his salary, his mind moved very fast.
"Cold violence is also considered abuse!" He said slyly, "If you don't believe me, you can ask, sometimes cold violence is even more painful than beating him."
system:"……"
Jian Shuangsheng spread his hands, "You are not human, and you don't understand human feelings."
"Okay!" The system despised his brazenness, "Then what about being killed by Shuiyuan?"
Jian Shuang died in the explosion of the carriage.The marquis's carriage was luxurious, and the self-destruct device was also very powerful. The cannon fodder didn't even feel like it was blown up, it just turned into ashes.
Jian Shuangsheng was puzzled, "Is there any problem?"
"You call it suicide!"
"It's the mechanism triggered by the water abyss." Jian Shuangsheng said triumphantly.
When Shui Yuan was not there before, he quietly turned on the self-destruct switch of the carriage. As soon as the mechanism was triggered, the carriage exploded immediately.The mechanism is set on the place where Shui Yuan must pass when leaving the carriage, as long as he walks out, the mechanism will definitely be triggered.
The system gritted its teeth, only hating itself for being so stupid that it recruited this guy into the company.
"Very good," the system had to overturn the previous judgment, and Jian Shuangsheng completed the task! "Congratulations, the task is passed." The system said through gritted teeth.
It stands to reason that as long as the employees complete the tasks, the system is happy, but for some reason, whenever it sees Jian Shuangsheng, he is particularly upset.
The system gritted its back molars and squeezed out blessings from between the teeth, "Then, I wish you a happy death next time."
The spot of light shone on the face, dazzling brightly, Jian Shuangsheng raised his arms to block the annoying sunlight, pulled up the quilt to cover his eyes.
I don't know how much the pervert was stimulated.I am so shameless that I feel ashamed just thinking about it.
Jian Shuangsheng's plan is very simple, give him a sweet date, hit him with a stick, try to make the brain wave in the perverted reality fluctuate once or twice, and try to directly stimulate him to wake up.
Stimulate twice if one time is not enough, which is similar to the principle of cardiac electric shock during rescue.
He estimated the date in his mind, and prepared to take a look at it after he left.
Now not only to complete the tasks of the system, but also to complete the plan to deal with perverts, Jian Shuangsheng shoulders more and more heavy responsibilities, and none of them can be given up.
He sighed, and only hoped that the pervert would wake up quickly, so that he could work with peace of mind.
"Hey—"
Suddenly a strange sound came from the bed, Jian Shuangsheng was startled, and quickly lifted the quilt.
A squirrel rubbed its eyes and looked up from Jian Shuangsheng's arms in bewilderment.
She was petite, with a round face, sleepy squinting eyes, and small ears hanging on her head.One paw is fluffy, the other is a human hand, and the brown tail is thinner at the front and thicker at the back, larger than its body.
"Good morning." Squirrel murmured.
Who are you?
Jian Shuangsheng looked confused, wondering which scumbag he was wearing again.
"Ah! Why did I sleep here!" The squirrel shouted in surprise, "I've slept in, I've slept in, get up!"
She jumped out of the bed with a whoosh, her big tail brushed against Jian Shuangsheng's calf with hairy hair.
"Get up quickly!" The squirrel folded the quilt quickly, like a mother who wakes up her child.
She also deliberately opened the bed curtain to let the sunlight shine on Jian Shuangsheng, forcing him to get up.
The bed sheet shook twice, Jian Shuangsheng was shaken to the ground, and the squirrel continued to make the bed without changing his face, as if this was a small thing that happened every day.
"Don't be late today!" The squirrel kept thinking, threw two clothes on Jian Shuangsheng, and rushed out the door, "Hurry up and get dressed, I'll make breakfast."
Jian Shuangsheng was completely out of shape, and put on his clothes in a daze. Before he had time to research his identity, the squirrel rushed back again.
"Take it and eat it on the way."
She stuffed a newly made sandwich into Jian Shuangsheng's hands, and pushed him out the door in a hurry, muttering: "Work hard, don't be angry with the boss. I will eat chicken stewed potatoes tonight, and remember to go to the market on the way back. There are discounted vegetables and meat to buy...see you tonight!"
The door of the room was closed behind Jian Shuangsheng, Cannon Fodder was holding a cold sandwich in his hand, in front of him was the street with people coming and going, the cool wind blew, flying over a few yellowed sycamore leaves.
who I am?where am I?What should I do?
The door behind him suddenly opened again, and the squirrel held a pair of glasses in its paws, and put them on Jian Shuangsheng's head indiscriminately, "You forgot this."
The style of the glasses is very vulgar, like old reading glasses, the thin lenses have no prescription, when Jian Shuangsheng puts them on, countless light spots fly out of his eyes immediately.
The squirrel patted Jian Shuangsheng on the shoulder and nodded with satisfaction, "I just said that something is missing, and it is much more pleasing to the eye now."
She rushed back into the room again, and Jian Shuangsheng took off her glasses silently.
The glasses are this guy's magic item. After wearing them, his eyes are full of magic elements, as if his eyes were full of stars after being beaten up, and he couldn't see the road clearly.
He carefully put the glasses in his pocket, took a bite of the sandwich, and opened the task slowly...
"Fuck the system, you uncle!"
Jian Shuangsheng kicked over the trash can in front of him, and gave a big middle finger to the sky.
The original text is a string of 0s and 1s by Nima!
System, you are so blatantly revengeful!
Also do a woolen task, just give up! ! !
Jian Shuangsheng doesn't understand binary, even if he understands, he doesn't have the ability to translate binary into human language!
Damn it, I want to resign.
At the end of the endless 0 and 1 is the key point of the lonely mission, which is written in Chinese, otherwise this mission is really unnecessary.
【Harboring Orc Assassin】
The whole task is only six words, and there is almost no useful information, and I don't even know my identity and name!
Jian Shuangsheng ate up the sandwich angrily, thought about his pitiful savings, sighed, turned around and knocked on the door dejectedly.
"Come on!" The squirrel was wearing a brown apron with a little flour on it, and the fur on his paws was white, "Hey? Why haven't you left yet! What's the matter? You won't be fired by the boss, are you?" ?”
Jian Shuangsheng looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle sadly, and muttered to himself: "No, I want to kill the boss."
"What?" Squirrel asked confused.
"Oh, it's nothing." Jian Shuangsheng shook his head, pulled himself together, and asked embarrassingly, "Um... where is my place of work?"
Squirrel: "Huh?"
The mission was a disaster from the very beginning, and Jian Shuangsheng had a very bad premonition about this mission.
He explained it to the squirrel in such nonsense that he didn't know what he was talking about.Fortunately, Squirrel was very simple and wrote him the address seriously without any doubts.
Cannon fodder pinched the address, unable to figure out the relationship between his character and the squirrel.
The squirrel did wear a slave collar around her neck, and Jian Shuangsheng could feel that she was his slave.It stands to reason that the relationship between humans and orcs should be full of class contradictions, but the speech and behavior of this squirrel are not at all the attitude a slave should have towards its master.
More like... an old lady?
Well, that's fine too.He also doesn't want to abuse any orcs anymore, it's best to live in peace.
Jian Shuangsheng walked to a square along the path pointed out by the squirrel. He looked around and found that he had been here before.
Not far away is the high city wall, and you can see the majestic roof of the building inside.The city wall is heavily guarded, and soldiers stand against the wall, with the emblem of the royal family on their hats.
This is the imperial capital, the center of the entire continent.
Not far from the square, there is a five-story stone building with an orange exterior wall and rows of slender windows. It is simple and beautiful without too much decoration.There is a row of small characters on the door frame of the gate, Sunrod Magic Products Manufacturing Company.
"Joyce! You're late again!"
As soon as he entered the door, he sprayed Jian Shuangsheng with a mouthful of saliva.Wearing a dark suit and a dark blue and white striped tie, a ferocious human yelled at Jian Shuangsheng: "What did you say yesterday, if you are late, you will be fired!"
"Oh." Jian Shuangsheng nodded blankly, then turned and left.
The man was stunned, his face became more angry, and he shouted: "Where are you going?!"
Jian Shuangsheng pointed at the door, "Didn't you fire me?"
"You...!" The man spat out a string of dirty words, "Get back!"
Jian Shuangsheng: "..."
The cannon fodder obediently walked back to be trained.
It seemed that the man just wanted to curse, and had no intention of actually firing Jian Shuangsheng.He left after scolding enough, leaving Jian Shuangsheng in a daze in the company lobby.
"Yo!" Someone patted him on the shoulder to say hello, "You've been scolded again?"
Jian Shuangsheng nodded, turned around and saw a young man looking at him cheerfully.
"I heard that his wife is going to divorce him. She's not feeling well lately. Don't worry about whoever scolds you!" The young man smiled brightly and squeezed his eyes. .”
He hooked Jian Shuangsheng's shoulders, and led him towards the stairs with a smile.
"Speaking of being late next time, don't come in and wait for others to come in." The young man taught him his experience, "Boss, he only scolds one person every day and then leaves."
Jian Shuangsheng: "So you were late too, and you didn't come in until he finished scolding me?"
The young man laughed loudly, "That's right, I've been hiding outside the door for 10 minutes, didn't I just wait for you!"
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